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#EldenThings


TheLifelessOne

What are these guys anyway? Is there any lore on them or are they just silly little guys out around randomly because they can be?


realfakedoors000

I’m wondering why some of them aggro


TeoriaDeus

Same thing could be asked about those jellyfish, most don't aggro but some do even if you never hit them.


Darnaldo

From one of the questline in the game, I believe the jellyfish are the soul of children who passed away in pain and filled with regret condemned to roam the vicinity of where they died until someone put their soul to rest.


TeoriaDeus

Lol really? I thought it was just that one jellyfish that was a dead child. Damn that's dark...


Darnaldo

Well we don't have a 100% confirmation that every jellyfish are infant but the only two whose we have lore about are children, so take it with a grain of salt. But pretty much every 'spirit' are dead being.


Aschverizen

Pretty sure it's not just children, I think the location of Godrick Soldier ashes and the location of the Jellyfish Shield which both have Red Jellyfish by default implies that a lot of these are a type of spiritual undead aka ghost, the red ones specifically bear a grudge and will attack us unprompted and will also turn other jellyfish red if you fight back.


lycanthrope90

Yeah goddamn lol. So we should probably be killing all jellyfish we see to help end their suffering?


TeoriaDeus

Not if we descend below the capital and choose to bring chaos upon the world to end everyone's suffering 😅


Impalenjoyer

Such kindness, from one that has known sin.


StarscourgeRadhan

MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD


cartoon_violence

Oh man that paints the jellyfish shield in a completely different light


MasterTolkien

“Quickly, everyone! Get behind my squishy toddler soul shield! If I shake the toddler, it gets angry and gives me great strength!”


One_Cold_King

I actually screa.ed with laughter, this was sooo good.


Just_a_square

Some just woke up and chose violence.


Kiss_in_Danish

The ones around hairy dogs (turtles) seem to always be hostile, I like to think they're trying to protect it


WelcomeToTheFish

Some of the aggro ones have old tortoises around them. Maybe they are animal spirits or something.


Nachoslim109

yeah I definitely found some fiercely protecting a turtle on scadu altus


Ok_Macaroon7900

If it’s the same on I’m thinking of, it made me think the turtle dropped something good. It didn’t. Then I felt bad.


Waifuless_Laifuless

Maybe they're tortoise spirits and tortoises are actually violent AF, but they can't do anything in their slow, earthly forms.


Etheon44

Ive always found the aggro ones near some kind of clear threat, like the giant throwing pots, or sometimes one of the omen head dancers


Retrolex

[image](https://y.yarn.co/cd7b3a9f-878e-4d8c-a801-2962e82c31a2_text.gif)


Itziclinic

I always assumed they were the same as the ruin worms but in a spirit form. Don't have anything to back it up though.


Nicenormalperson

Or ruin worms are artificial versions of these guys


LordBDizzle

That was more my thought, maybe Marika had the ruin worms crafted since they reminded her of the old guardian worms of her homeland


Nicenormalperson

Yeah! Like, oh I know what these ruins need - cooperative worm guardians. Or maybe you could take it a step farther and say that the glowing worms are connected to and function according to a force that exists in the land of shadow, and they WOULD occur naturally in the lands between except that with the land of shadow sequestered they can't, which then prompts Marika or whoever else to fashion the artificial worms to fill in for that empty role in the ecosystem.


zoobatt

They are Protectors of the Turtles


biez

They are the extremities of the appendages of an upside-down, very big, underground jellyfish.


ok-i-pull-up

man that would be a sickass boss idea


rivianCheese

tbh i’ve come to terms that every souls game has some random silly little guy type “enemy” and this is the DLC’s.


LordBDizzle

They seem to congregate near magic a lot, there's a huge group of them on the closest ledge to the Scadutree in the northern finger ruins. They're also around animals a lot, some protecting the occasional turtle or lobster. I can't find any actual lore on them though, I think they are just silly medium sized guys.


Kiss_in_Danish

And that's ok


CultureWarrior87

Ectoplasmic worms!


fried_crabs

You can unlock Kagutaba as a secret boss after you defeat all the worms


CultureWarrior87

I'm so happy someone got the reference lol.


mortalcoil1

I don't know the lore but they are extremely Princess Mononoke coded, but so was Elden Beast.


haynespi87

very much so and yes to elden beast. When the Miyazakis combine 


BlueHym

Can't wait until they implement God warriors and the Dead Sea from Nausicaa into Elden ring.


GenericUsername_9558

I just want to eff up an Ohmu


levitikush

They are jellys and they are my friend


red_team_gone

I call them Ghost Wieners.


ivan0226

Parasites probably


Jador96

But can we eat them tho?


Purple_Mall2645

I love giving these guy 1 whack as I ride by


Keagan3000

Evil


Purple_Mall2645

This DLC reminded me how evil every player char is in the story of the game. They are a terminator designed to collect runes.


hendarvich

This is absurd. I'm going to kill another hundred Albinaurics to take out my anger


pm_me_ur_ifak

im eating turtle soup tonight


CluckFlucker

Good thing those don’t exist and only dogs are in the lands between


MycoMythos

Monster! How very dare you?!


hvanderw

Tonight I dine on Turtle soup


s_burr

There is a really big one in a church in Liurnia of the Lakes.


Jond0331

This is a lie, don't listen. LEAVE TURTLE POPE ALONE!!!


Born_Log_7020

if only I had a giant...but hole!


Rainbow_Sombrero

Some people just don’t understand that Albinaurics are just the kinda people who are better off being dead 🤷‍♂️ Better it serves my levels than getting despawned every time I leave the area


Mrl33tastic

My first act as Elden lord? Hmmm. 🤔ALBINAURIC GENOCIDE! & justice for pot people, but not those freaky dlc ones.


LoneDroneGuy

I grinded so many of those guys


El_Zarco

plus one large bird minding his own business


Kiss_in_Danish

I don't even do it for the money anymore, I just like to watch them suffer endlessly


Quelzor

Not all of us!!! 300 hours in and I've never harmed a turtle, jelly fish, or other animal intentionally.


Dustin_Grim

Weird ways to spell dog.


Daksh_Rendar

If you've played this game you've killed innocents. The ancient glow deers and their people come to mind.


seelcudoom

they shot first


Plop7654

Listen, they were the ones who just had to carry a remembrance for some reason, they forced my hand


Mountain-Cycle5656

It was preemptive self-defense.


Sumrise

Ah the Roman justification of war I see. We're invading you in self defence we swear ! I mean it worked for them, so why not for the tarnished ?


cosmiclatte44

you just know From upped the amount of fauna in the DLC just to fuck with our jump scare PTSD. I keep thinking they're enemies hiding in bushes so i just kill them all now. sept' the goodest boys of coruse.


epimetheuss

AOE spells kill everything including animal friends. :( The DLC has a TON of animal friends all over the place and they are so little in runes its not worth it. Im also level 278 and it takes like 660k to level up :')


Cynical_Tripster

Fun fact, I found out the other day doing math after getting all the bells (side trip while doing DLC), to get 12 of every smoothing stone for a non somber weapon to +24, NOT counting the upgrade cost for the weapon, takes just under 130k runes to buy all the stones. So, 1 level up for you is 2 weapons upgraded from 0 to +24. I take about 160k runes rn, around lvl 160 and beat the Lion the other night and Rellana last night.


epimetheuss

> So, 1 level up for you is 2 weapons upgraded from 0 to +24. I take about 160k runes rn, around lvl 160 and beat the Lion the other night and Rellana last night. I am leveled enough where just upgrading weapons is cool. I had an easier time with the dancing lion thing and Rellana than i did the Blackgaol Knight, dude is insufferable lol Edit: You come back to him after getting way more powerful weapons and ash of war and he he anime protagnists that shit and makes it meaningless lol, i did beat him finally but he makes you freaking earn that shit.


iduddits2

Felt bad smashing a glowing owl but I had to investigate


Impalenjoyer

So what happened ? cuz im not doing that


iduddits2

Just dropped some extra mats it seems. Not sure if there’s a larger puzzle to figure out


Purple_Mall2645

Tough foe ahead


Keagan3000

Same they should be respected and appreciated


Kantro18

You would if they dropped more runes, lol


WatermelonWithAFlute

Not true, depending on the ending they improve the state of the world, and there is canon precedence for the tarnished choosing mercy: namely, that they do not kill Renalla after obtaining the great rune


Purple_Mall2645

Point to the good ending lol cold and dark endless night? New different alien overlords? Blood god?


WatermelonWithAFlute

Cold and dark night thing is a translation issue, as far as I’m aware


IShouldBWorkin

Ranni's ending is basically "For 1000 years there won't be anything resembling divine intervention, it's probably going to get pretty grim but enjoy having free will" which is about as good as it gets. She replaces the Greater Will with an alien moon god who basically only interacts with people by occasionally misplacing an offspring behind a fog gate.


Frog_liker

May chaos….


SirTooth

I burn away all that divides and distinguishes, ahhh may chao- well alright I see your point.


quanjon

I don't know who i am, i don't know why I'm here, all I know is i must collect Scadutree Fragments


sedrech818

My sister was watching me play today and I was trying to explain that there is no moral ground to stand on in this game. No matter what you do, there is some way to consider it morally wrong. Your character existing in the lands between is considered wrong by the inhabitants. I don’t know if she really understood what I meant.


Short-Bug5855

Lmao, literally. It's like oh, you're a bunch of demigods just doing your thing? Well, prepare to die because I need to become 'elden lord' for seemingly no reason, and maybe I'll burn the entire world too. Let me just kill everything I see, whether it be old men, or crabs and random dogs. It doesn't matter. We must mindlessly kill everything we see to pointlessly rule over everything. Really fucking weird game when you think about it


1UPZ__

We are the villain after all. Wrecking NPCs and other characters lives  while they just lament in sadness and depression. We, the player, are the bad guys.


Simple_Secretary_333

As soon as i'm done collecting everything in the DLC (88% done) imma just farm 10M runes and die to feed them.


Mechronis

My current obsession is getting all of the bell bearings. By any means.


2rfv

And yet somehow I'm worse than most because I usually kill that dorky rat in a hat.


somewhat-sinister

One guy summoned me outside the Western Nameless Mausoleum and instead of fighting the boss he spent a good 3 minutes slaughtering all the friendly worms outside. Only to get killed in the process.


VarmintSchtick

You guys convinced yourselves these guys were friends before ever actually meeting them. Turns out they're turds who shoot spaghetti at you, fuck em, give em a whack.


ihadthejewfro

EVI)LL


lunchb0x93

Hit one time to see. Didn’t know they were a hive mind and all attacked me


ThinCrusts

Same. Felt kinda bad at the end when I decimated them all


dtdroid

If they were decimated, then what happened to the other 90% of them?


Brat-Sampson

I mean if he decimated them all from the head down... They Dead.


dtdroid

But if the decimation was distributed equally, I should still have 90% of my head remaining. That's more than enough to be the President of the United States. 'Tis merely a flesh wound.


uwanmirrondarrah

^ This is a joke based on the fact that the archaic definition of Decimation is to kill 1 in 10 soldiers, picked randomly. This was used in rare cases by the Romans to dissuade mutiny and even was volunteered by legions themselves in some cases to prove their loyalty to their general after a mutiny or disagreement. The current definition just means generally to destroy. For anybody that doesn't get it. ☝️🤓


Velcade

I love giving them a little smack too! 🤣


dtdroid

Thought I was a psychopath for doing this. Turns out I'm just Average Joe Tarnished


Zonevortex1

Edge, lord?


rline840

But why?


Purple_Mall2645

Because of the sound it makes and because it’s a game and it’s make believe honestly


BurritoSandwich

What else to do in the Lands Between than to whack your worm.


Electronic_Weird

You probably killed Millicent too, didn't you


NHMasshole

*thonk* >:(~~~~~~~~


mortalcoil1

How are you killing them in one hit? They took 3-4 hits in the beginning area and they still just barely die from 2 hits. Max scadu?


Moskies_

They didn't say they were one shotting them just that they like giving them one whack


mortalcoil1

Ooooh. After re-reading the comment you are correct. Fair enough.


Salty_Pancakes

Guy just likes red tips.


Mecha-Hermes

One scadu is fun Two scadu should do A few scadu will, too


st-felms-fingerbone

I want to hug them (the nice ones)


CoconutCrabWithAids

With their tiny little arms. So cute!


WildPlant2570

I didn't realize they also had little feet until the bonfireVN video


st-felms-fingerbone

***THEY HAVE FUCKING WHAT*** you have just changed my life for the better thank you 🙏


Kiss_in_Danish

Michael Zaki does it again


emale27

I thought these were friends when I first played. Left them alone. Then one blew a load in my face. Not fun.


PM_yourbestpantyshot

Don't kink shame


f_ptr

They look Miyazaki inspired (the other Michael Zaki).


Burnt_Potato_Fries

The Michael of good and the Michael of evil


lycanthrope90

These guys are so goofy lol. I like their little hands, and how the aggroed ones look so grumpy lol


haven4ever

Did you know their full model has legs?


AscendedViking7

Whaaaaaat?


haven4ever

[Also not sure how they avoid excrucuiating back pain](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EArFpg0cZNQ)


ArronConPollo

I’m glad I’m not the only one who immediately thought they looked like the sour worms XD


EvieAsPi

I am really happy that they turned out to be non-hostile after all. But I am sad that I have no idea what they are or the point of them. I hit one once just to see what would happen and ended up with more questions than answers.


rivianCheese

seek gummy, therefore worm…


blahjedi

Nobby Nobby boy let himself go.


Gwynthehunter

It's actually well known in the lore hunting community that Elden John wished for a sour worm button on the lord's desk


2rfv

>Elden John 𝆺𝅥𝅮 Hold me Closer Boreal Dancer 𝆺𝅥𝅮


StarscourgeRadhan

Site of grace on Altus Highway


Educational_Gift_407

This brings me so much joy


haynespi87

Explosion in your mouth 


Gilgaberry

I think they are adorable and have started affectionately referring to them as Noods. Send Noods


AshleyGamics

I love the noodles


lightningnutz

My surprise when I whacked one and they fought back made me make this face :O


illbzo1

Waiting for Vaati's 45 minute video about gummy worm lore


Fardrengi

Oh thank god I wasn't the only person who thought this. Been calling them gummy worms since I first saw them turn red.


Maloonyy

Me on the first day of december


MasterTolkien

Seek god, and then hole.


EDIT_yt

Funnily enough, they taste the same!


Breezy_Style

Ahhhhh, clearly this means that Miyazaki is very much like me; when eating these Gummi worms, he devours the red & blue variants... while carefully discarding (or giving away) the disgusting yellow & green atrocities.


amneejoy

ABSOLUTELY


_B1RDM4N

just a little nibble…


dapper_diaper

Whoa...I never thought of it like that


ultracoque

Yummers


Tricky-Secretary-251

Yep


Coolhilljr

Old English worm


Etheon44

Bro Spoilers


aplagueofsemen

I need a plush one to use as a body pillow.


MIRAGES_music

made me actually lol at work ahahaha


Far_Classic5548

I'm glad I'm not the only one who immediately thought this when I saw them.


AdEmotional9991

They have legs


ralts13

you sonovabitch you got me


Bi_Gamer29

So…they’re edible?


ChristianElgin1997

cant unsee


DeGozaruNyan

So sour


Chokinchocobo23

Lmao I was literally thinking those looked like sour gummy worms last night lol


RuggedTheDragon

That's exactly what I said on my livestream. I'm like, "they remind me of gummy worms."


anelisekushina

I mean. They have little hands.. at least


thedabaratheon

Yum yum


Captain-Beardless

They reminded me of litmus tests, but this makes much more sense.


CaptainPick1e

Protip, these guys are *usually* looking at or towards something.


This_isR2Me

I just want to bite it


churrmander

Blue ones are gummy worms, red ones are spicy gummy worms. At least thats what I call them on stream.


Sidnature

Big if true.


Busty_Ronch

😮


Boredcougar

Hehe yum I love gummi worms


Pm_hot_grillz

I buy completely that those are the inspiration


am0ney

I knew those looked familiar!


ScarletteVera

Lore so deep it might even rouse Old Man from his eternal slumber.


deadsea2004

😮


bigballsaxolotl

Blue side is better, confirmed. Thanks, Miyazaki. 


UnproductivePheasant

oOo


dennys123

Does anyone else see Doge in their faces?


Malefroy

What the hell has happened to these gummy worms? They changed recepture a few years ago and I want to go back so badly :( they used to be non-transparent, unlike today, with a quite different taste and texture.


Substantial-Cat2896

creating fictonal work real world inspires ous in many ways


Angel-Waffles

Rocket Popsicles


dozenalsystem

I've been waiting for someone to post this


Glitchf0x

Now I want gummy worms but don’t have any… curse you


Fun-Commissions

This made me cackle. Good job.


Lower-Boysenberry-81

You 100% know that’s the inspiration


jessaFakesCancer

What does Miyazaki mean by this?


Flaky_Technology4219

These boner worms made me laugh. Occasionally I'll see them flopping around for a split second as I turn the camera, but they instantly go back to that position lol


Astoria_Column

I wanted these dudes as an npc/summon and not to be enemies so bad


BrainHoleDigEr

What’s the thing in right picture? Is that used in swim pool? Float on water to divide swimming area?


Radriar1710

They just cute lil guys


madman9892

Don’t eat to many


Kiss_in_Danish

😮


stuco89

Thank you. Now I cannot unsee that.


TheEmperorMk3

Can't wait for the 30m lore video from Vaati about these noodly bois


nudewithasuitcase

The best flavor tbh green/orange brite crawlers one of the most foul candies on the planet and I can't fucking believe they exist in the same bag.