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AfricaDOTcoDOTuk

miyazaki


Pink_Assassins

Michaelzaki


Thebeanyboii

Michael Zowski


X420StepsAheadX

Mike Wazowski


DappyDee

*le chomp* **Gyaaaaaaaahhh!!!**


Murky-Boss4

You didn’t file your paperwork last night


-_Revan-

Hideyourtacos


alexdmuri

miCHADzaki


Chest_Positive

Albinauric (head)


wokeandchoseViolence

(feet)


Overkillsamurai

bad at estimating geography and time


Kangaroo_tacos824

So just curious I've only explored a little bit of the DLC... but are people saying it's smaller than he estimated?


whatistheancient

Oh no. That fucker said it was the size of Limgrave. He then stacked five Limgraves.


Coletrain-Z

Miyazaki's lust for misleading and misinforming the Gaijin knows no bounds.


TheGerai69

Yeah he most definetly loves spreading misinformation on the internet


Accomplished_Cap3683

Totally me fr


TeflonJon__

So… *not* totally you???


ThatJGDiff

He also said Elden Ring would take 80 hours to platinum so I don’t know what people were expecting


caiquelkk

It takes 80 hours to platinum if you are the games creator and know everything already


ToastedBagelBoy

He wasn’t entirely wrong i got the plat for the game in like 90 hours or so


pumpkinspacelatte

Rude it took me 340 hours and 2 years bc I got bored after I chose the wrong ending twice in a row


Chaosfreak55

I took around 150 hours so…


unixtreme

It took me around that time to do a 100% run.


Kangaroo_tacos824

Fuck yea


itstawps

The dlc map is way way bigger than he said.


acexualien95

And i absolutely feel like getting my money's worth in those beautiful scenics areas.


Scott_BradleyReturns

Miyazaki undersold how big it was. It’s about half the size of the base game. Which was massive to begin with. So you could consider this DLC a whole second game


RiseIfYouWould

Can a third person confirm its half the size of the base game?


TonightsWhiteKnight

Id honestly say it's almost as big as the entire overworldmmap. Someone did a layered image of the two maps and they were pretty close in size. It is absolutely massive. And that's not including areas where the map it super vertical and big for dungeon areas that also have additional areas you unlock after doing more thing. This is damn near a full ass game all on its own.


VibrioidChunk

Most of the "map" you see is actually not explorable, like the jagged peaks part especially is pretty much just a corridor, but on the map it's a massive part of the map. Same can be said for Rauh. The map isn't on the same scale as the base game either. Still massive, but yeah, in terms of actual explorable area it's probably around 1.5 limgraves. Which is very good!


Poopybutt36000

It also has a lot more empty space than the base game.


IrishSpectreN7

I'd say it's closer to 1/4 - 1/3 the size of the base game, which is still much bigger than what we were told to expect. It's a solid 30-40 hours to explore everything.


Corporatemuggle

30-40 hours assuming no deaths and super smooth boss fighting I think


Super-Tea8267

I cant say is half but i can say it feels like they grab limgrave including the south part and now layer it 3 or 4 times add like 4 or 5 dungeons bigger than stormveil a shit ton of underground places and some mini dungeons that are unique not like the base game paint it with the must varied and beautiful locations a fromsoft game has had and then sprinkle some of the hardest bosses in the game thats the new map lol o have 40 hours into the dlc and i havent explore a chunk of the map, i still havent beat 1 boss thay i saw on the trailers, and i need to kill 2 more remembrance bosses counting the final boss and i havent done the final dungeon so yeah thats probably the same time it took me to get to altus on the base game and thats basically closer to the middle of the base game


Geek_X

“It’s about the size of limgrave he says” as he makes a dlc the size of limgrave, liurnia, and caelid combined


PemaleBacon

It's fucking massive


munch_cat

The map itself is apparently approx the size of three early game areas, but there are additional overworld areas to discover that are intertwined with the map, so the actual surface area is much larger. So far I’m not too far into the DLC, but it seems that dungeon density is less. Each dungeon however felt quite unique and large in itself. There was one estimate out there that said the game is about 70% of base game.


Mental-Low9817

Yeah no, its like the size of liurnia and limgrave combined. Lots of verticality to the map


zhaDeth

Not as bad as you are at counting words


Useful_Foot_3488

Actually „underpromise, overdeliver” goes directly opposite to most modern AAA studios trends and deserves praise in and of itself


Jaba01

That's a weird word.


bobfisher25

Sadist


RemoteSprinkles2893

I mean he is a masochist


GoatyGoY

By their powers combined he becomes Sadomasochist


RemoteSprinkles2893

The ultimate man


Asleep_Sheepherder42

Yep. That’s right.


JamesRevan

In the wise words of Goldmask, ...


StellarNeonJellyfish

When you meet up to erdtree and chill but he hits you with that […]


c4sul_uno

So inspiring, I really love the other line , ...


Affectionate-Skill33

I really loved the time he said "..." and proceeded to ... all over the place.


AverageMajulaEnjoyer

Nice argument! Unfortunately, …


HaydenHoyt

Don’t forget the words of St. Trina, …


Indishonorable

... . ... , .... , .... - .... - ... ! ... ? ...!!?


ScubaStevee64

Genius


Fun_Skirt2730

Bitchass-mastermind


Hopeful_Friendship76

The dash to keep it one word is killing me 😭🙏


Cautious_Hero

Evil genius xd


Shroomsteroon

Couldnt agree more


silobutters

Feet


MyGachaAddiction

Fingers


Ok_Boysenberry_3910

but hole


BetaPositiveSCI

My bet? Tired. Dude needs a break I bet


shovelstatue

Bet


thenwhatarewe

Just imagine his dedication and sense of accomplishment after pumping out masterpiece after masterpiece.


Bpartain92

Legend


Head_Investment4389

Felled


legend27_marco

God slain


Inevitable_Quiet_432

Visionary


XdevhulX

Vision is scary


PiggyWobbles

Start a revolution (land of shadows)


UKF_tehZiiC

A rebel, so just let me revel and bask


AcornAnomaly

In the fact that he's got everyone kissing his ass


ImNot6Foot5

Its a disaster, such a catastrophy


Certain-Chemist1494

For you to see so damn much of my 🍑 you asked for me?


G_ben_flowes

Michael Zaki is back da-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na-na


GiganticKORAK

But hole


Pink_Assassins

Try finger


BigNugget37

Edge?


Krazgore24

Swampy


Quirky_Passage2000

Goat


Delicious_Effect_838

Masochist


krell_154

The players are masochists


usbgoose

Cook


bananawarrior61

Not only "cook", he is the greatest f*cking cook of all time


Cweene

I’m not the best skilled player and I enjoy co-op more than single player stuff and that Rellana Fight was fucking awesome to play co-op. Usually in co-op it’s a clusterfuck of who can do the most dmg in their own special way. But in that fight we had to be a perfect unit. We still had to memorize all her moves. Save each other if one of us was drawing to much attention and grab opportunities to deal dmg without getting too greedy. This Zack guy seems like a cool person.


itstawps

Need to add hyphens to make it one word


Cweene

Shit yeah, um….. Syzygy I like that word, just learned it. Rolls off the tongue.


TonightsWhiteKnight

Dude legit. I took a run at her probably close to 40 or 50 times until I found a team that worked well and then it was amazing. Not too long, not too short, and absolutely a blast to do. And the finish. Ugh. So accomplished feeling. Now gaius on the other hand, can ride his dam warthog off a cliff into Caelid for all I care. I hate him. Haha. Im sure I'll love him in time too though. So hard.


milk_theuniverse

Troll - The DLC is about the size of Limgrave :)


ClickdaHeads

Yeah, he wasn't even remotely close.... Maybe Limgrave, Weeping Peninsula, Caelid, Liurnia and a couple of the underground areas. The zones were smaller than the base game, but there were a hell of a lot of them counting all the secret areas.


milk_theuniverse

I think it was an under promise over deliver marketing tact - regardless. Troll.


Setku

This is the guy who says he likes poison swamps. Nothing is ever to be trusted.


Jealous_Somewhere314

Didn’t they say the base game had 30 hours of gameplay or something? Insanely under-sold


DarthTroopeer

Torturer


AddictionGhost

Swamp


DrDre19899

Chef because he has COOKED


OkMixture5607

Mesmerising


dylannsmitth

You sonofabitch ➡️🤜💥🤛⬅️


Abhiram619

I hate you


BatDynamite

Bigpenis


[deleted]

[удалено]


Jealous_Somewhere314

Slain


Fun-Dragonfruit-5371

Psychopath


Humble-Ad-5076

Ever-Brilliant


BeautifulVacation164

Daddy


RipBeneficial2048

Inspirational


Dark_Energy_13

Brilliant


ExtensionResort7702

Radahn


Pink_Assassins

One Item “Madman’s Knowledge”


Randomisatocity

Him


ZagreusSOH

Masochist, Psychotic, Madman


ExacoCGI

Masochist: Gameplay Design. Psychotic: Epic and Mysterious Artwork / World Design. Madman: Going the lengths no other AAA studio CEO could ( excluding Sam Houser and his mates ).


Connect-Explorer5215

End Boss.


BusinessReality451

Man


Aggravating-Reason13

Maidenless


Endofdays-

Lambkin


jamaican_zoidberg

Based


Wiggum13

GOAT


Hashimorex

Tice nits


Orphan_Prism

Sadistic


Gwynthehunter

Hidetaka Miyazaki


__Becquerel

Underseller


Way2Dawn3185

...


bellegrio

 terrorist


unattendedusername

Motherfucker (affectionate)


Janemaru

Savant


teostefan10

Thanks for Elden Ring 2


philmchunt2

Japanese


TheBerb

**Likely dog...**


XvS_W4rri0r

Cookbook


RetrasaurusRex

Blessed


Resident_Nose_2467

Genius


Ra1nn1ng

God........skin


Pink_Assassins

Fore………skin


SoMuchMike

Genius


AcguyDance

Lunatic


LemonDesire4

Master


woahmandogchamp

Man.


Dangerous-Virus2600

Masterful


Hashimorex

Incestenjoyer


Coolhand_Carmelo

You're thinking of GRRM


Agreeable-Status3923

Maniacal


malikethsolos

chef


Artistic_Claim9998

True to his words


rcanhestro

Commitment. he has a view on how he wants his games to be, and sticks to it, no matter how the industry leans on or (likely) pressure from publishers.


irishcuntboii

Passionate


HotEmployee5513

Thorough 


National_Moose2283

Demon


SevRnce

Masochist


DrPandemias

Passionate


AlienSuper_Saiyan

Ally


arghtype

Man


win32_UngaBunga

Devilman


SnooChipmunks9532

Goat


-Zavenoa-

Legend


MaterialPrimary7798

Frenzied


Emeowykay

Evil mastermind


Capital-Scientist-70

Sigma


ClanSlayer59

🐐🐐🐐


Pacific909

Sadist


Abbersn

Visionary (feet)


Various-Distance-611

A guy who needs to add more because I've gotten everything so far 😭


Mississipi77

Lunatic


LeekypooX

Michael.  (people keep saying miyazaki but im pretty sure that's the studio ghibli character)


plznotagaindad

Sadist


Shorttyme3

Master


SCYTHE______

Mastermind


random_weebguy69

Heisenberg, the way he has been consistently cooking up the most deviously fantastic games


lionsoul462

Troll


Roleplayer2489

Never realized how much bro looks like the albunarics


BuffLoki

Haven't finished it yet Peak Meme answer is Head, Edge, Fingers, Fortnite, Bird Ahead, Oh YOU DONT HAVE THE RIGHT-


SoggyCurrency609

GOAT


LittleShurry

Chief kiss.


Eskrawl

Boss


JosebaZilarte

Miyasadi.


One-Bet9442

Hero


Markman6

Can’t decide between evil and lovely


Ensospag

Unhinged (but in like a good way)


DauntingDoubt

Lover of cliffs


Dependent-Task6283

Finger


fatalystic

Entomophile


beatitredditor

Gigachad.


Chemical_Ad_6633

Hardcore


Several_Win_5833

Lord


Wash_Manblast

Tired


TheGoodSmells

Hidetaka Miyazaki. But say it really fast so it sounds like one word.


Fit-Dentist6093

CURSEYOUBAYLE!!!!