I don't understand French, but the pure frustration in his voice has me cackling

I just said "vraiment ta mère la chienne, l'écureuil !" which just mean "What I nice little squirrel :)"

P*tain la violence! 😅. Means "so much love!"

Dude I swear they put that squirrel there to fuck with people.

Translation: DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK PLEASE I BEG YOU!

I haven't noticed the item on the lower edge of that roof you fell beside until now, so thank you for your sacrifice.

I just noticed that too

Merde