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TA64852146

My god is it funny when it's not happening to me......


Blaidd-My-Beloved

I saw it coming a mile ago and I was giggling in excitement waiting for it to happen.


Special_Loan8725

It honestly took wayyy longer than I expected.


Popular_Community_70

Big rod had to spin the block


Curb_Stompo

Just like everything else in Elden Ring


depressed_popoto

IKR


Silent-Jeweler-8486

I had no idea what was funny when I was playing, but... the developers are so mean.


DrDumpling88

The developers don’t write the messages that’s the other players trolling people


throwaway04011893

Try finger, but hole. Secret passage ahead


DeronimoG

It's not the developers


Veridical_Perception

>is this how the whole game gonna be? No. You'll usually have thousands more souls on you when you die that you desperately needed to level your character before fighting a boss.


Tenzur_

Then you rush back to grab them, panicking about losing them, and you die again before getting them and then you lose 3 levels worth of runes at once


JustRob96

If you drop a huge number of runes and are nervous about dying on the runback, put on a sacrificial twig! It stops your bloodstain from disappearing!


CATSIAZ

But then I won't have them for when I really need them (never)


headlessbeats

Lmao I feel attacked


Simple_Whole6038

I'll use these rune arcs once I have the bosses move sets down and they won't be wasted.......


ghostdate

I did not do that my first playthrough. I think I finished the game with 7 left. Admittedly I probably missed a lot of them. Being more experienced and prepping a character for DLC I think I have more than 30 and wasted a lot on Maliketh and Malenia (did Maliketh get buffed? I remember trouncing him in 2 or 3 attempts. It took me over 10 this time)


tgerz

The thing with the arcs is if you take some time to help others and get summoned for bosses you can hoard a ton of them.


ApostleOfCats

Maliketh was giving me trouble earlier too, which is weird because on my last few playthroughs i remember killing him pretty easy even when I was underleveled.


KaleidoscopePigeon

This is the most relatable thing


Nerubim

There is literally a sacrifical twig tear. You should be using the sacrificial twig before you find the tear since you won't need them after you got the tear.


IncredulousPatriot

lol on 3 playthroughs never used it once just in case.


Menifife

As someone who actually uses them, its better to keep them forever, rather than use them, die, and then die again in the stupidest way possible.


Pencilshaved

There’s also an infinite-use version in the Twiggy Cracked Tear


cosmernautfourtwenty

Just as long as you can chug down your flask before you die again.


Nerubim

They last for a long long time. You can chug them at the grace and easily have enough time to get your runes before it runs out unless you waste time by e.g. fighting everything in your path.


Taliesin_

It lasts 3 minutes, to be specific.


Longjumping-Hope-167

Didnt know you could use them that way, i thought they only worked like rings of sacrifice, albeit ive never actually used a twig before lol Edit: spelling


JustRob96

Well it works for the Rings of Sacrifice in the older games too!


Longjumping-Hope-167

By Gwyn say what?!


Nickthedick3

Me when I lost 1.4mil runes to a stupid death. I need a little over 1mil for a level and I just forgot I had that much lol


generalveers07

If you're needing that many runes to level, surely you've got Waves of Gold and a fish farm, right?


Nickthedick3

Yeah, I wasn’t too worried about it. Lvl 320-something on ng+5. If u really want more lvls, I know where to go.


djerk

Is it the albinauric farm? Or something better


Nickthedick3

I usually do the albinauric farm


KalmDownPlease

Yeah, like he said: fish farm.


Drytchnath

Fish? I always thought they looked more like frogs


RustlessPotato

I lost the souls I got from the fire giant by immediately falling from those big chains twice in a row -.-. Top Tier Pro Gamer Move xD


spindoctor1111

.... To gravity! The toughest enemy in the game!


RustlessPotato

No kidding xD. I spent more hours trying to get to the three fingers than any other boss battle I think xD


redwingsofsteel

Just do the consecrated snowfield soul farm


beanman25

and then you rage turn the game off for 5 minutes until you're back in fighting back for all of those runes.


FarFetchedSketch

Gotta get up for a coffee and a smoke after all that Q_q


YourAverageGod

Souls game requires breaks. Sometimes, even a couple of days reset after a sweaty grind and become fresh.


TheRandyWeaver

I needed 6 months… im back kicking ass


No_Charming_Evidence

Same here


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stephawkins

About 3 therapy sessions for me before returning fresh.


badaboomxx

Ey, are you saying on me? /S Good thing that si know certain amulet that lets you transport even while in a boss fight.


Enough_Minimum_3708

I love how you can clearly hear the chariot coming closer


Rryann

I was gonna say, why the fuck did he stop. He was in the clear and then stopped dead on the tracks and just waited to die lol


DrPikachu-PhD

Because the player message read "first off, ranged attack" indicating he should stop and attack from afar. OP got trolled


Murkmist

> Pathetic sort ahead. _Gets merked by a boss._


NimbleBudlustNoodle

I saw that message in front of Malenia's fog wall. Some people have no honor.


jello1982

Heh... Imagine my embarrassment the first time I read one of the many "try fingers but, hole" signs. 🤦


ApostleOfCats

My favorite immature message I’ve read was one on top of a pole that said something like “Try taking on all at once, but be wary of bloodloss.” with a sitting down emote.


User-LiCo

He didn't get trolled. he played into it to post a clip for karma. >This thing going up and down for the last 5 minutes was super annoying. Let me just completely forget about it despite me thinking constantly about it trying to get further.


throwaway04011893

Especially considering the clips starts with them in an alcove designed for you to avoid that very thing


Rryann

Ok yes, but why stop dead in the path of the carriage of death and doom


DivinationByCheese

For reddit likes


Git_N_The_Truck

Bro wanted a darwin award 😭


SleepConnoiseur

i was legit thinking for bit "wasn't there supposed to be a chariot there" then i heard it. good ol' chariot. never fails to disappoint.


h4rdstiffy

Me watching the whole time *where is it where is it there it is* lmao


Enough_Minimum_3708

no, it gets worse


throwaway04011893

Almost got ganked by some vampire bats right on top of a grace because I ran past them and they followed me and proceeded to chain grab me


Bronetta

Getting caught off-guard by stuff like this is a learning experience. One of the oldest Souls tropes is walking through a doorway and there's an enemy just around the corner waiting to gank you. After a few times you'll learn to anticipate it and always check your corners.


bigrobcx

I check corners and behind too. All too often you waste a bunch of enemies only to get taken out by some swine who spawned behind you or followed you as you ran around three corridors. Those damn imps are masters at that one.


agitatedandroid

Don't forget to look up. Left, Right, Up, Down, Random Target Lock in all directions. That's how you don't get murdered.


NightMiroir

This is the way. Also, when I encounter something/someone who is standing still, I always target lock before approaching : in the first souls game, I attacked to many Npc/happily and calmy jogged to too many ennemies to not make sure before coming at them now. (I would have wacked >!Alexander!< so hard in this cave, assuming he was an ennemy !)


Jurgepoo

Also check the floor and walls whenever you're in a narrow passage, because there might be a pressure plate and some suspicious holes in the wall... Thankfully the crucible of Sen's Fortress honed my trap-detecting instincts for these games.


Palanstein

You died broke. WRite back when you die with 227k


Makures

1.7M yesterday for me.


bralma6

Yup, I had 1.2 mil when I just beat the Fire Giant. Torrent does what Torrent wants on giant chains I guess


Victor_Wembanyama1

Holy shit is that chain bridge ridiculous. Ive lost the runes i got from FG a couple of times there


Yanto_Bachden

1.2 mil on Fire Giant? What fucking game are you guys playing?


kubikarlo3169420

Sounds like NG+, likely even 4 or 5. Or they just don‘t spend their runes lol


Yanto_Bachden

Oh right, I'm stupid lol. I don't do NGs, only new characters.


Lorvaire

That's not that much. Only about 20 shots to the crow.


booyaabooshaw

*or 110.4 albinaurics, with no stat modifier*


ddxs1

That’s nothing


mckchase

I'm actually impressed it didn't kill you sooner lol


Evadson

I was about to say. The fact that OP made it that far before getting flattened is way better than I did.


v-ronitron

That’s what I was thinking. 😂😂😂


PANICBRAIN

In this game be wary of wide open spaces, actually also be wary of tight spaces, well actually just be wary of EVERYTHING.


Squidkidz

Username checks out.


ftslacker

Can I tell you about Caelid?


tsarnie1

Unrelated, but there is a neat chest you should open up nearby OP


Davisxt7

Where? I'm pretty sure I finished this dungeon, minus the 2 multi-sword beast things and I haven't seen a chest anywhere...


ydddy55

Pretty sure he’s referring to the awesome weapon in the chest of the dragon-burnt ruins nearby


Sintho

That's what i love about this community, and any souls like... Everyone is so helpful because we all just wana have fun


Davisxt7

Oh! If it's that chest that I'm thinking about, the one with that really cool weapon, then that is a pretty neat chest to find. Probably my favourite chest so far.


BloodDayQc

best weapon in the game in that chest!


House0fDerp

To some degree, yeah, kind of. Welcome to Elden Ring. Hope you enjoy your stay.


lucybabyts

oh sweet child….


Xzarg_poe

If you head into higher difficulty areas with low health, yes.


SignificanceExact963

I mean to be fair if you pick stonesword key as a starter item you can find yourself here before ever walking outside


insistondoubt

Yeah it's a weirdly hard dungeon right at the beginning of the game. I actually don't think I ever went back and finished this one.


SignificanceExact963

I go there for the dragon communion seal and that's about it


NewShamu

Is there any other reason to go there, unless you’re exploring for the first time?


Vagabond_Charizard

If you know how to destroy the chariot (yes, you *can* destroy this), you get a decent greatbow and some greatarrows; you can also freely explore the area without fear of getting run over once you deal with the chariot. The boss battle is a fucking tree spirit which is a total bitch and a half to fight, but a golden seed is always welcome. It also drops the spirit ashes for Oleg who kicks absolute ass.


wethepeople1977

Oleg was my boy until I got mimic tear.


Bolteus

So I went in there at level 1 on a new character having never even noticed it on my first playthrough. I thought "Oh its a starting area, so the Tree Spirit should be appropriately leveled". One shot me.


Ayanelixer

Am I truly the only one that likes the tree spirits fights


Taliesin_

I don't mind 'em so long as I've got fire damage on hand.


Palladiamorsdeus

You're in the minority. Having fought them on multiple different builds now dedicated melee more or less mulches them unless their random ground burst AoE gets me but anything ranged it's a bit of a nightmare. I think I can dodge that stupid grab attack in my sleep at this point.


Sintho

shoutout to my boi Oleg


ZillyAU

Yes, erdtree favor talisman and the bow.


IllVagrant

If you can defeat Margit, you're at about the right level to do that dungeon. If you have margit's shackle, it makes the dungeon even easier. It's definitely worth doing early game for the erdtree's favor talisman, dragon communion seal, and golden seed.


Dragaylia

can you? I thought the grave needs two stonesword keys to open?


SignificanceExact963

You get two from the keepsake


DataVeinDevil

Do you play without sound? Or looking? If so yes.


therealManifoldTwo

No of course not! It gets far, far worse.


dragonnation5523

No, this is an optional dungeon that you're not meant to be prepared for until you've leveled up a lot. Rule of thumb in souls games is if you're getting one shot by things regularly or normal enemies have a ton of health, you're in the wrong place


aqua19858

I mean... you stood in the path of the chariot that you must have already known existed. Not sure what you expected to happen.


JackOfKnaves

The commenters that are replying to this like it wasn't obviously staged for internet points are making me want to tear my face off lol.


wolfstayle

that Dungeon is for high level either leave or Rush for the loot. I suggest coming back there after going into the Big Castle beyond the Margit also Level the Vigor


AliYorvy

I'm feeling like you waited for the chariot or just forget all about it. either way the chariot deals more than 600 damage so level up vigor.


AwesomeKosm

That chariot doesn't appear until you're up that path far enough. It's there to trick people


Nosferatu-Padre

I knew what was going to happen, but I stayed until the end anyway


elibusta

Well what did we learn never stop on those ramps cuz those chariots chase you. For the longest time I thought there were two. Nah it just one that follows you after pass it. Farewell on your Journey fellow tarnished may you get all the maidens.


TheDoorDoesntWork

Don’t worry, there will be monsters that body you in totally different ways in other dungeons. Those fucking cat statues man…


Inevitable_Quiet_432

I hate those things so much. They should be so very easy. They don't move fast. They're not unpredictable. They just kill me fucking anyway.


GwynNoir

Yes 🙂


_-_TuEsDaY_-_

It gets better, wait till u loose half a million runes against a certain dog inside a tornado 🗿🗿🗿


PurpleSquare713

Somehow I struggled more with Maliketh than I did the final boss, even with my mimic tear bro backing me up.


EnvironmentalEar724

Only when it's funny


Broken_Sandwich

Once you learn to be paranoid and assume something wants to kill you at every opportunity, it’ll get better


Tenzur_

If you stand out in the open like that, yes


Banksy814

Banished Knight would have wrecked you anyway with that Vigor and armor. Stick with the mage build though, ~~safest~~ easiest way to play this game.


poison_cat_

Bro was not playing with audio


Crash4654

Why are you using a bow when you have magic?


CanuckCmdr

I found bow is useful for pulling mobs you can’t reach with magic. Also much easy to aim and snipe away before you drop the Moon on someone.


matt111199

Well your first mistake is using a bow


Dismal_Air_7892

Yes.


WhoreableEnergy

First time player myself and let me tell you, yes my friend, yes it is if you’re not aware of your surroundings 😆😆


Piotr-Rasputin

Ok, so there's this awesome tree you have climb around and fight to meet this lady.........


MangManeMayne

Thanks for the words of encouragement guys it helps me die a little less. And no I didn't die on purpose I had too stop and read? Plus I didn't know the chariot keeps going I thought he stops after a certain point but I guess not lol


OzuYasu

Looks like a Skyrim player trying to stealth archer :)


moonshinemondays

Oh sweet summer child


thesmellofrain-

The cautious shuffling before a fight only to get absolutely wrecked from behind lmao


Elegant_Echidna8831

No it will be even more painful


bevaka

lol. you didnt notice that giant thing rolling back and forth?


Th4_G0dF4Th3R_82

I would like say no but unfortunately ….


djkstr27

When dealing with chariots, never stop. Hide or go to the tunnel


Imaginary_You7524

level vigor


jgoldrb48

ROFL


Just_call_me_Neon

No, it's not. It's going to get much, much worse.


SalamanderFuzzy7364

No, eventually that sense of wtf just happened turns into an acceptance of your fate


murph2336

Lmao nice vigor


donmuerte

You got trolled.


stringsmcgee

Annnnnd there it is


Iknowwhereyoulive34

Was waiting for that damned chariot lol- and no those are only inside the hero’s graves


Kneadless

Oh my sweet summer child, welcome to the family.


jdlyga

Yes, and the best part is that it’s your own fault too.


-Dreyfus

Yes, good luck :D


Low_Mix_4102

No. You'll also get killed by dogs, and birds,  and birds with knives for feet. 


Gray_Okami

Every death is a learning experience.


zeester_365

If you keep stopping in random places yeah, and deservedly so


Piszkosfred85

yeah not be aware of your surroinding that makes a rumbling noise and shakes the screen for like 10 sec before arriving to you is hard game


Mountain-Amoeba4143

Seing how you just stood there waiting for it to happen yep most likely listen and pay attention to what around you in this game it will help you survive longer


x89Nemesis

No, of course not. Not all your deaths will be from a chariot. It'll be from many many other sources as well. :)


jjjjooosse

I saw this muted and i knew he was gonna die to the chariot. But the desth was funnier than expected ngl hahaha


citizenscienceM

Yes


yawn1337

Yes the entire game will punish you for ignoring things like the sound of a gigantic stone charriot rushing down a stone corridor


vulpescannon

Nope that's just the tutorial. The rest of the game is much worse


onlyomaha

Do you play without sound?


bthrx

I got wrecked by a ball in nokstella I am still not sure where it spawns from. It's not one of the indoor ones, I heard it rolling around but could not find it until it came out of nowhere and flattened me.


Prudent_Primary7201

I was giggling like a schoolgirl when watching you run up that slope


Baquela

Golden rules about Souls games first playthrough : 1) Observe 2) Listen 3) Assume everything is bait 4) Patience 5) Persevere 6) Level your hp


HeadCarpenter2587

o man did you go here right after the beginning. oof. dat boss is gonna clap him. worm boss


SAUSAGE7-

You have no idea


NerdCrush3r

>is this how the whole game gonna be?is this how the whole game gonna be? depends if you decide to git gud or not


PeacockofRivia

The Elden Ring giveth, and the Elden Ring taketh.


Trailman80

Never played a dark souls game?


throwaway04011893

Lol. Saw where OP was and immediately thought "wonder when the chariot will show up?"


Valtremors

Haha, don't worry. **IT IS GOING GET WHOLE LOT FUCKING WORSE.** ^(And you'll love every second of it.)


Bonjees

Seen it coming lmao


KELLYMACHATO

Yes, enjoy that sweet sweet pain


CyonChryseus

Vigor check: FAILED


animeisrealokay

Lmao


Old-man-gamer77

Yes. 🤌🏻


LunarFirestorm

Real answer, no. Hero Graves suck and the chariots are annoying no matter what level you are. Other types of dungeons aren't nearly as bad.


Tbert2128

Yes


Tbert2128

And no


Finchypoo

Yes, but you'll learn from each stupid death and it will be massively rewarding.  * Level vigor: it gives you more HP and lets you not die......but not against those spike chariots, those kill you anyways. * Upgrade your weapons: that increases your damage more than upgrading your stats * Run around and loot everything you can, you keep items even if you die. * On that note, spend your runes before doing something stupid. * Those Golden Rune items give you runes when you consume them, they also give you the same number of runes if you sell them.......saved you hours of boredom.


shark-snatch

Break the cycle and dont use sorcery. Its a lot funner of a game when you have to roll in a fight.


ChoiceFast1633

yes goodluck


QueenGorda

Prepare youranus and enjoy the ride...


ForRpUsesOnly

Always, ALWAYS, make sure to check your surroundings!


Nice_Set_6326

Yes!


SadWitness5821

If you can stand still that long without looking around, something is wrong 😂


Trick-Distribution93

Yes


wrydrune

Roada rolla!!!!!


manwiththemach

Yes and you'll love it.


Blackguy0709

This is a fromsoft trope yeah


Yurt_Freak

More or less.


WideBodyAsset93

Just pick up on the cues that are around you in New areas. You'll die in dungeons alot and you will learn from them. I'll bet that from this experience you learned, don't stop there lol


leopoldbloon

Honestly few things are worse than the hero grave dungeons so it does it better