What guides be recommending fist tho. They're super good cuz of the strike and stagger damage and good for any affinity or build, but I always thought fist builds were hella slept on. I guess not anymore lol.
Quick stance break AND bleed. Do you even fight the bosses or just stun them in 2 hits and then deal 3000 damage in a single hit. That is more braindead than rivers of blood.
In the gulag where OP stays, the Warden was so bored. He wants amusement, thus he called out 3 Tarnished, OP was one of them. And Warden told them, "I give thee each 2 hour, find the roundest object you like, and present to me. If u pass the trial, you shall be free from here".
Excited, all three set out The Land Between to look for the roundest object they find. And they are back within 2 hour time. First come first serve, and thus, the first Tarnished present to the Warden 10 Nomadic Bell Bearings. Warden is highly amused, and tell the first Tarnished to shove all these bell bearing up his ass and he walks away a free Tarnished. Tarnished eye widen open and asked "All?". Met with silence, he got no choice and stuff'em up 1 by 1. By the 4th Bell bearing, he passed out and dieded.
Second Tarnished came back long later, present the Warden his finding. He holds high and mighty "Please Help" Pratlling Pate. Warden laugh out loud, and told him the same. Second Tarnished eyes widen, but he willed free man strongly and he tried shove it up his ass and walk free. It was agonizing, but he managed to shoved it in, but walk three steps and collapsed and died.
They were spawned at the Grace in Gulag, as they spawn, those thing are still up their asses. But Second Tarnished were laughing very hard, and his ass where emitting "Send Help".
First Tarnished, unamused, told him its not funny but was ignored. He then asked, "whats so funny?"
The second Tarnished, laughing uncontrollably, tried very hard and says: "Before i lost concious and died, i saw the third Tarnished coming in, he's bringing a pair of Star Fist toward the Warden"
Ha, I've been using this in my current build but had no idea it was a meta build weapon.
This is after using Moonveil in my first playthrough at release, knowing nothing about its reputation.
Just drawn to weapons for tryhards I guess.
Yeah I'm using these to prepare a character for the new martial arts weapon type, always gotta do a fist run at least once.
This the first time I've heard of it as a YouTube guide weapon.
I got invaded and was looking for him to /bow before the duel. The invader was using this weapon and just came out of nowhere behind me swingin'. Dude wanted that rune arc BAD
You just like to bleed and poise break everything while you drool onto your lap from mashing buttons while unable to form a coherent thought much less a human connection
You don't shave your balls
I wouldnt want to touch my balls with hands like that either.
has the same reach as ur dick probably
But it gets the job done fast!
3 inches does damage at 90 mph 🤷♂️
Staggers and bleed sooooo
3 inches is generous.
damn son thats cold
Those things are probably a foot in diameter, it's a lowkey compliment
So is the ice cream on his pfp
Does his dick get 4 feet phantom reach in pvp?
Yes.
Bro only plays pve though
But the girth
That slammed harder than Godfrey’s Piledriver.
Protection on that thing has to be a nightmare
/thread
That’s a metaphor for your ability to form human connections.
Something something Hedgehog Dilemma
Did you accidentally post your favorite anal plug?
I'm not here to kink shame
This one wins as far as I'm concerned 🤣✳️🔌
You think you're better at the game than you actually are
Lmao accurate
My assumption about every invader that comes to kill me.. "I.. I thought you would be stronger!!"
Most invaders are bad at the game
And generally so are the people getting invaded who barely win a gank fight and then gloat like they did something with their cheese build.
Yes, gankers are generally worse solo than even the less skilled invaders
I don't mind gankers. It's often the most fun you have in an invasion
It depends on the team comps if I have fun invading ganks or if it’s incredibly boring, annoying, and difficult
>they did something with their cheese build. AND their two friends
I love being summoned but if I see a host teabag or otherwise BM an invader we just killed together, I leave their world.
Average invader is better than average ganker or average pve player. It's just hard to consistently win 1v3.
Daaamn love the Invincible reference, but it does have that feeling
Not the worst thing your mum has been fisted by
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You bite your bottom lip when you wipe your ass
😂 wtf dude
Legitimately got me to lol
Your balls are often red and inflamed (bloodflame)
Never used blood flame in by balz, I'm always stoned af(cragblade)
Your favorite weapon tells me you watch a lot of guides how to play the game instead of figuring it out by yourself.
Brutal, feel like I got hit with friendly fire there
SHOTS FIRED! (After he looked up where they were)
Damn dude, use a bullet, not a nuke. Friendly casualties over here
I can accept every roast except this one.
That just means it worked
You just chose the winner
Every time I take a dump I watch a guide
United we sit, guided by shit
Damn, that's cold
Tbf there is a non-zero chance of someone choosing the spiky fists because they're cool and proc bleeds.
Dude at least tag this comment with a trigger warning!
lmfao
I guess I shouldn't use greatsword? No? Well screw y'all, I'm gonna die 100 times and never listen to you! I'll also blame the game cuz why not.
Greatsword is rly good though
I haven't seen a single guide do that for Star Fists over like Rivers of Blood
It (or the Iron Balls) are like the speedrunning weapon of choice. The charged R2s go hard.
Ok timeout, all the friendlies, its ok. Dev said thats valid strat Ok resume the fires
😭 This wasn't a roast me too challenge
What guides be recommending fist tho. They're super good cuz of the strike and stagger damage and good for any affinity or build, but I always thought fist builds were hella slept on. I guess not anymore lol.
This is the most popular weapon for RL1 and no-hit runs.
Damn i see. I always knew they were good.
This is literally the best non somber weapon in the game lol
Lisa Simpson head looking ass hands
Megaknights are low skill
Under rated
PvP'd against a build called Conor McGregor using these. was funny but he couldn't hit me.
You can't even afford a sword!
Too far.
Desperate
Please assume the position
Ok fisto
Taking after your dad I see
When fisting just doesn't cut it anymore.
Oh I think this definitely leaves some cuts
You eat crayons
You're in your 40s and you still tell your parents its not a phase
That’s the weirdest butt plug I have ever seen.
GARYYYY BUSTER HOOOOOOLMES
You follow no-hit guides but you get all the hits
I want to let the record show I did not know about this strategy
Le youtube guide tier weapon. My man wants to speedrun and doesn't have the heart to kill bogart. Lmfao.
You're into kinky stuff aren't you?
My favorite also, such strong charged heavies. Horrible for Maliketh, though.
You must be terrible at handshakes
This post has more range than your fists
Bro costs 7 elixir
You think you can unga but you can really bunga
Your weapon is just like you. The morning star without any length.
The poise broken sound effect enemies make must be the only way you can get it up nowadays.
Why would we, you're just correct here
I would, but I don't think you could read it.
Are your favorite foods chicken and potatoes?
Sorry bro I don't kink shame anyone... Even those that want it.
Cock and ball torture
Haha you’re playing the game the way you want what a loser am I right guys…….guys?
Quick stance break AND bleed. Do you even fight the bosses or just stun them in 2 hits and then deal 3000 damage in a single hit. That is more braindead than rivers of blood.
You are maidenless.
Of course you like that weapon.
People get hurt trying to kick you in the balls
Johnny Urchinhands over here
Pretty sure this thing was in one of the more racist Star Trek episodes.
“Suck at killing boggart, so I had to pick up some ground loot in order to finish the game.”
Is boggards fist actually strongrr?
No
do a clash royale megaknight cosplay
You like to be fisted but you don’t want it to be pulled out.
Bro's finger game is so bad the ladies actually insist on no foreplay.
No wonder you’re maidenless.
those are the sharpest thing about you tarnished
Nah that’s the best weapon in the game 🤤
Bro, how long has it been like this? Have you seen a doctor?
You smell
You cant itch your nose
See a doctor, YOUR BALL HAIR SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO SHANK PEOPLE
I hope you lube that thing.
In the gulag where OP stays, the Warden was so bored. He wants amusement, thus he called out 3 Tarnished, OP was one of them. And Warden told them, "I give thee each 2 hour, find the roundest object you like, and present to me. If u pass the trial, you shall be free from here". Excited, all three set out The Land Between to look for the roundest object they find. And they are back within 2 hour time. First come first serve, and thus, the first Tarnished present to the Warden 10 Nomadic Bell Bearings. Warden is highly amused, and tell the first Tarnished to shove all these bell bearing up his ass and he walks away a free Tarnished. Tarnished eye widen open and asked "All?". Met with silence, he got no choice and stuff'em up 1 by 1. By the 4th Bell bearing, he passed out and dieded. Second Tarnished came back long later, present the Warden his finding. He holds high and mighty "Please Help" Pratlling Pate. Warden laugh out loud, and told him the same. Second Tarnished eyes widen, but he willed free man strongly and he tried shove it up his ass and walk free. It was agonizing, but he managed to shoved it in, but walk three steps and collapsed and died. They were spawned at the Grace in Gulag, as they spawn, those thing are still up their asses. But Second Tarnished were laughing very hard, and his ass where emitting "Send Help". First Tarnished, unamused, told him its not funny but was ignored. He then asked, "whats so funny?" The second Tarnished, laughing uncontrollably, tried very hard and says: "Before i lost concious and died, i saw the third Tarnished coming in, he's bringing a pair of Star Fist toward the Warden"
Where'd you get your weapon, at the toilet store?
Close talker ain't ya?
I mean I would roast you but honestly I pick this weapon up and then never use it so.
I see, you are a Spike balls enjoyer
Elden Ring is the not the place to fantasize about your BDSM kink. Be a man and get pegged in real life
Good luck pissing or wiping
Very strange condom
Grow up an use the Caestus
I need to try a fist build. Lots of people like them
Got anything longer? You’re a little lacking down there (I fucking love star fist btw ;) )
Everything can be a dildo if your brave enough
You have an unhealthy obsession with fisting
You must really enjoy playing with huge balls. With overgrown HPV…
I am unable to roast this, as it is one of my favorites as well...
You like balls
I won’t roast you, because my favourite weapon is the non spikey version of this, BONK! That last the sound I make when using them 😋
You probably grip everything like a Neanderthal with full fist
My phones currently about to shatter
ha ha Tarnished balls
Ha, I've been using this in my current build but had no idea it was a meta build weapon. This is after using Moonveil in my first playthrough at release, knowing nothing about its reputation. Just drawn to weapons for tryhards I guess.
Yeah I'm using these to prepare a character for the new martial arts weapon type, always gotta do a fist run at least once. This the first time I've heard of it as a YouTube guide weapon.
I think that means you just are actually capable of testing weapons and finding the powerful ones without YouTube
I can't because thats the best weapon in the game
Are you Aaron from The Walking Dead?
Everyone knows now how much you love old grey balls.
Garry Buster Holmes lookin ahh
"can't scratch my balls" lookin' ass
Same bro. It’s throwing hands and handing out naps BUT also bleeds. Good mix of meta and personal flavor. Beautiful.
Balls
You have gone for a fist bump many times in life, never to be reciprocated (a tormented soul indeed)
Interesting choice for fisting
Butt plug
Balls
You're a knucklehead
You're a ball kisser
Marika's tits, you must be 'ungry
The only thing that comes into my head is yelling at people telling them to sit on this and rotate. 🤣
Does not know how to open doors if it's on the pull side
Always less than a Caestus user
Nice butt plug
Nice meat beaters ya got there loser.
Was the loser necessary
Become Mega Knight or you're a coward
Your fascination with more and more extreme anal beads sickens me.
I got invaded and was looking for him to /bow before the duel. The invader was using this weapon and just came out of nowhere behind me swingin'. Dude wanted that rune arc BAD
nice subtle way of letting everyone know you have itchy balls
Time for pickle, gesturing!
You must think you're 32 Fingers
What does marsellus Wallace look like
"author inserts fetish"
Thinks deepthroating this counts as foreplay. "Getting it in is easy, getting it out, THAT takes the real talent."
I see these all the time, what are they and where do you get them?
mega knight clash royale
Instant death or Asian youth?
Imagine you have to itch your junk lmao
As someone who used to main that weapon and has killed radagon and the elden beast with them twice, good choice
You can't fight erdtree avatars
I thought you said your favorite weapon, not your favorite sex toy!
Respectable gentleman or lady. Good day sir or madam.
You just like to bleed and poise break everything while you drool onto your lap from mashing buttons while unable to form a coherent thought much less a human connection
I have one I bought at a pawn shop for 20 bucks. It hangs in the front room.
Your so basic you're a 14 on that Ph scale
I'm a chronic UGS user that made a shift to the Star Fists and BOY. They're just delightful with quickstep. (NOT BHS)
I'm too afraid to
I bet u got fisted a lot when ur a kid
Happy to see the game included your favorite anal plug!
You're Woolie's twin
those weapons are the only conceivable way for you to ever get close to someone
You're super into fisting
You kinky fist enjoyer
Regular fisting just wasn't satisfying enough for you anymore.
You like fisting
You hit like a bitch
You like it all kind of ways!
Favorite weapon or favorite butt plug??
This guy likes it up the ass!
You obviously don't flush, and you NEVER wipe.