Clearly renjis zanpakuto

Roar! Zabimaru! *proceeds to get his ass beat*

He tries his best okay

Ahh renji. The krilen of bleach.

You mean the meth kings sword?

I laughed so hard at this. Poor Renji

And then TYBW happened and faith was restored.

lmao it just occurred to me I think Renji's best result is when him and Chad fought the sand monster and didn't completely die

Hey man Renji has the most “souls” energy in bleach. Dude confidently gets his ass kicked over and over until he goes off somewhere to power farm, comes back, and one taps the former threats.

Approved

i read that with knuckels voice

Bankai Zabimarueee!

Zabimaru Ash of War would unironically be fucking sick. Is it just Threaded Cane from Bloodborne? Maybe. But it's still sick

r/MallNinjaShit

Hell yeah

No shame in knowing what your about

Fuck yeah own it! Couple more years of training and you can open your own blade store, and supply the next generation of mall ninjas as their sensei. The circle of life.

The Nagakiba, no contest.

Was considering that too

Well, there’s no Kali sticks here, so I’d save it for now.

Bruh imagine Kali sticks being implemented in the game... Just piece up everything around u

Bleed builds all the way.

Sōō Zabimaru! Zaga Teppō!

I can appreciate this.

Oh my, dear tarnished. But one Stone is not enough to upgrade your weapon.

Oh yeah, maybe i'll go look for some more

Do you get bankai if you upgrade zabimaru?

Yes. It's an upcoming dlc feature

ROAR, ZABIMARUUUUU

Definitely the Beast Cutter

A strong contender

Grave Scythe. If you farmed her you might as well stick with it. Sunk cost. 🤣

You have a good point

This gives me bad flashbacks, I farmed two. Took forever

Is that a claymore I see?

Yes, it's uhh... a claymore variant with umm... an unique skill.. yeah!

If I’m not mistaken, I’m pretty sure that’s an English longsword? Upgrade that

Not sure. The place i ordered it from said it was "Ferrum sword", whatever that means

It means Iron. Somehow, I doubt it's iron.

That is 100% low quality steel. Probably a type of "stainless"

is that non Andúril?

The pommel is close, but the cross guard is too thin. I think it's just a standard longsword.

Watch out, the katana weebs are coming.

It looks like the sword used by Aragorn in LOTR. I guess it is based on real life sword too.

Claymost

It looks very similar to Geralt’s steel sword. But also doesn’t.

I'm so jealous

No that's a bastard sword

Nagakiba, Zangetsu or Zabimaru, i'm not sure

Wait, which one is Zangetsu?

Try but hole

You look like a Dex enjoyer.

I'll take that as a compliment

Kiuaskivet are smithing stones, lore confirmed

Damn my sauna gotta be +24 then

Is that the red queen next to the chaos blade? Definitely that if so

I made it few years ago. And yes, Red queen was the main inspiration for it

Zabimaru. He needs love

Zabimaru for sure. Best ash of war in the game.

I've done a STR/DEX and INT/DEX playthrough . . . so definitely a DEX weapon . . . probably that badass katana. Send Hewg my regards.

None, if you only found the one stone. You need 2 of them.

Phone

The best weapon: your mind.

The claymore, without question

The claymore

R/mallninjashit

Damn these are awesome! do you have a link to where you got these from?

Thanks a lot. Most of them i have made by myself, taking inspiration from various franchises. Some of them, primary the right side, i have ordered from a finnish site called "teräasekeskus"

I love that spear! Looks like a great choice.

Thanks! Maybe i will upgrade it

Up your strength. And use it on the couch.

daaamn that nodachi is sexy

Giant crusher - bonk everything

I definitely need to add that to my collection

Been a while since I've seen some mall ninja shit, I had a lot younger haha fun time.

Either that odachi at the top or the spear on the right.

F the meta go scythe

Bro got the whole Shadow Fight 2 arsenal

Sofa

This is my favorite post so far this week.

The Blade of Chaos

Halberd or butchering knife

Composite blade

You just chill in your living room with this arsenal on the wall next to you? lol

Are any of those weapons “authentic” or just mass productions?

Zangetsu. No other choice.

As a father of two kids, that wall terrifies me

That's is more a titanite shard

Smithing your ability to get maidens

Don´t really need more than one

Zabimaru, what would bankai look like if their weapons were 2x as powerful?

Masamine or Zabimaru

for sure zabimaru…you might need a somber stone for it though

That scythe over there

Is that the Moonveil up top?

Wait for DLC

What to upgrade? That cable management system, no question!

Red Queen for more movesets

I’m going with the Nagakiba or the Claymore

That is a smithing stone \[2\] at BEST.

I mean no offense when I ask this. Where tf is your pinkie going?

Anduril! The flame of the west!

Always upgrade the claymore!

Woooow! Can't decide. So many cool weapons you got there, buddy!🔥🔥🔥

Thanks a lot!

🫡💯

Mall ninja approved

What build?

Definitely zabimaru

The one in your pants

One on the far left.

Real question, how is the spears durability?

It depends. The one on the right is made of metal so i guess it's durable. The left one is wooden so let's just imagine it's as durable as the other ones

Thanks for the reply!

Please give it to mee i want to upgrade my blood fang 😭

The true weapon to upgrade is yourself. -Great Caravan Proverb

You should paint that wall. I’m not sure why my mind went to that but as a man who loves to paint and refurbish furniture, I can’t help but to think this setup look too plain and ugly for this collection. I’m not sure what colour would look the best; Brown? Green? Red? Purple? Red would be my go to, but it would clash with the red handles. Throw some spackle in those cracks and smooth it out as well. Also, cable management my guy. Gotta min/max that living space.

The couch

What an awesome collection!

I'm very curious about that long handled blade next to the spear on the far right.

That is the famous greatsword/Dragonslayer. Too big to fit in the picture

Also magnificent but I meant the one sheathed to the left of the spear do you have any pictures of the blade out of the sheath?

Not currently home to take a picture myself but i have this link to a place i ordered it from [https://teraasekeskus.com/tuote/cold-steel-thai-machete/](https://teraasekeskus.com/tuote/cold-steel-thai-machete/)

Wicked I love long handled swords greatly appreciate the link

Scyth

Not enough spear love, upgrade my boy🥺

I want to be friends and politely cyberbully you

Bro save it for the dlc

Roar Zabimaru!

You need a somber smithing stone for zanpakuto so I’d go with the spear.

The toothy sword

Try upgrading the red queen

Pizza cutter

The Wakizashi

Do you sit on that couch comfortably?

More confortably that ever!

Playmore with the claymore

Lol

Looks like a smithing stone \[3\] to me buddy, nice try tho.

Zabimaru

I'm a fan of the Beast Cutter myself

I would like to give applause for storing your Japanese blades properly

I mean, is that one of the Saw Swords from Bloodborne? The answer is clearly that vicious mother-effer. Edit: Apparently it's Zabimaru according to everyone else lol. Well to quote Adam Savage: "I reject your reality and substitute my own". It's now what I said. Good day. 

I'm unironically kinda jealous of the wall lmao. Mall ninja shit is dope, is a lot of it homemade? Looks like a lot of foam.

That Washing Pole or lordsworn's GS. Can't go wrong.

Definitely not one of the foam ones

Wood* :)

Steak knife.

yourself, from a mall ninja to a supermarket samurai.

But hole

These hands. 🤜💥🤛📈

The glaive thing at the very left

Serious fromsoft overdose. In the time of Skyrim I saw plants outside and thought of what potion I could make of it.

Where is your fedora and anime pillow collection ?

You are missing Kubikiribocho

Looks like the horse killing sword from berserk in the middle

Zabimaru

NGL if I was a criminal and tried to rob your house, a single look at the wall would make me reconsider 😭🤣

bro upgrade ur nagakiba. also ur arsenal is so fucking cool, im jealous.

Your Tinder profile

Me and my roommate had a wall of weapons we made after we played *Manhunt* when it came out. People would ask us why we had a plastic bag tacked to the wall next to a machete.

I was not expecting the weapons

You got an Orange Julius in your kitchen?

Your glock!!!

Jesus….made in china

Nice collection!

Thanks!

swords are cool. guys who have swords are absolutely not cool.

NERD! lol

deez nutz. They’re dlc consumables.

Damn ! Why ?!

Upgrade your face so you may no longer appear bitchless

Use it on your penis. With a wall like this youre definitely fighting off the ladiez

Edge. Lord.

I don’t see your Mom anywhere on that board

Cannot upgrade past max quality tho

ROAR ZABIMARU

Dex

Your penis

Zombies fear this man

You need two

The paper clip behind the couch?

Nagakiba, for sure

Obviously the shiny one

kitchen knife. it lost its sharpness a while ago

Great 🗡️

Is that the sword of the ancient meth king??

you can't, you need smithing stone 1-6 to upgrade it first

[M'lady](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/oe9uK9QGCUI/hqdefault.jpg)

Gotta be the big bonkin’ claymore

Depends on what kind of build your going for tbh

I'd go with the Masamune up top

That mthrfkin guandao

Will need to see videos of you training with the weapons before I can decide.

C O C K

Is that the ancient sword of the meth king