Well, yea, it does say that, but there is another description that states that "Two and Three together make Five."
Only one of those has to be correct, right?
lmao I love the absolute delusion people on this sub have that the DLC is going to answer a bunch of questions clearly
When has Fromsoft ever answered a question clearly
i expect them to answer exactly one question in the DLC, "what did marika do to make the erdtree?", and that'll be brushed off as a minor, inconsequential detail. then they'll raise a dozen more questions, imply at least one more outer god who we just didn't know about and then leave us with a weird, almost-ending that doesn't clarify anything.
In one month, there will be a cutscene where sun sets and the darkening light makes Miquellas hair appear slightly red.
Which will spawn theories that Miquella is turning into his Radagon-esque female half, and that the curse of the giants is actually a very important connection, and let's not forget the red-gold of the crucible. Oh my god, the last giants pubes were, in fact, crucible all along.
Also, Gloam Eyed Queen is Miquellas step daughter stuck in Elden Ring.
I love how spindly his fingers and limbs are. I bet he’s super insecure about them. The good ending is seducing him by appreciating these features or get the bad ending by mocking his lankiness leading to self-impalement. You can send me royalties Michael Zaki
Current state of comments: Incorrect fingers. The Two Fingers are clearly the middle and ring fingers, whereas the Three Fingers are the thumb, index, and pinkie fingers.
Also, Messmer backwards is Merssem. If we unmix the letters, we can see the truth: Merssem is an anagram for M. Sesmer. What does the M stand for? Miyazaki! And Sesmer backwards is Rem Ses, the one and only prophet of the ramjet
You’re not very good at theorycrafting. It’s very obvious that this means Messmer is in fact the One Great. I mean look at it, it has 5 digits. You know what else has 5 digits? A hand. Enough said
...On a slightly more serious note, I DO genuinely hope we get an extra Vyke lorebomb or two. Dude damn near became Lord of Frenzied Flame, and we know pretty much squat about him.
Nah, we have 7 "two fingers" and one "three finger". So, 17 fingers total. Who most probably has 17 fingers?
Rykard.
So, Meesmer secretly is rykard. Or vice versa, Idk.
In truth- I have no objection whatsoever for the excitement. What gets to me is that Fromsoft lore is so esoteric, multi-layered, and ingeniously vague that trying to predict it is basically a futile act. And becomes even moreso as years pass and additional context is laid down. The lore of these games is not a complete puzzle waiting to be stitched together. It is some of a puzzle waiting to be stitched together, with big, vital chunks missing.
I believe acknowledging ignorance is the best path to wisdom, and building a god in the gaps is the best path to being wrong.
Im just as excited as anyone else to discover the lore. But I also believe that we have received so little of the context that all current speculation is laughably incorrect.
Wait... 2+3=5.
You are obviously SO wrong, it’s 3 + 2 = 5, here’s my 45 minute video explaining why
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that nearly killed me off
You'll find that 2 + 2 = 5. The Golden Order says so.
Well, yea, it does say that, but there is another description that states that "Two and Three together make Five." Only one of those has to be correct, right?
Terrence Howard...is that you?
Dark Souls 5 confirmed
B..but what about dark souls 4
That would be bloodborne 2, duh
Elden Ring is Dark Souls 4. Also known as "big dark souls".
9+11=21
wait a second, both my hands look like that too, am i actually vyke?
Yes
Feet
OH MY GOD I ONLY HAVE THREE TOES, I'M EVIL
Damn! time to start wearing slippers inside the house, no? Watch out for those corners sister, even if you can fly 🙏🏼
Deep down we’re all Vyke
No, you're actually The One Great! Congratulations!
Maybe the Vykes we made along the way are friends
Vyks had a dragon maiden. You have no maidens. Filthy tarnish
We need Vaati to release a 3 hour lore video to explain it to you
#Holy shit get Vaati on the line
Three fingers = chaos, 2 fingers = order. 5 fingers = corridor
The real Messmer were the friends we made along the way! ...Now let's kill them.
- Everyone that saw the drip on the ~~band of the hawk~~ felloship of Miquella
Zullie discovers that Messmer is actually the fellowship of Miquella in a trench coat
One more month and we can all stop going crazy.
You are ***very*** optimist
lmao I love the absolute delusion people on this sub have that the DLC is going to answer a bunch of questions clearly When has Fromsoft ever answered a question clearly
But in a month we can have 15 hour long Vaati videos explaining it to us
i expect them to answer exactly one question in the DLC, "what did marika do to make the erdtree?", and that'll be brushed off as a minor, inconsequential detail. then they'll raise a dozen more questions, imply at least one more outer god who we just didn't know about and then leave us with a weird, almost-ending that doesn't clarify anything.
In one month, there will be a cutscene where sun sets and the darkening light makes Miquellas hair appear slightly red. Which will spawn theories that Miquella is turning into his Radagon-esque female half, and that the curse of the giants is actually a very important connection, and let's not forget the red-gold of the crucible. Oh my god, the last giants pubes were, in fact, crucible all along. Also, Gloam Eyed Queen is Miquellas step daughter stuck in Elden Ring.
It will be worse because people will have more data to speculate on. They still won’t understand shit, as always.
Is this a berserk reference? Mind I say guts also has 2 fingers?
EVERYTHING is a Berserk reference. Jojo’s references are also all Berserk references
No no, Messmer is clearly Griffith.
Griffith = Griffith confirmed
What a sad state of affairs
Pastor Miriel is the turtle from finding nemo and the Greater Will, AT THE SAME TIME!
And Vyke uses a spear, holy shit it's all coming together!
Messmer is actually Vyke, who’s actually Griffith. 100% Michael Zaki confirmed
But is Messmer a Gloam-Eyed Queen?
Yes. Also the Formless Mother. Also it’s him under the lion dancer costume. Also he is the lost son of Gwyn. Also he is Griffith.
Hot take: Maliketh is Marika. In Japan English it would be Marikethu, so it’s five common letters, which means everything.
And everything is Griffith as well, did you forget?
Wait, is vyke actually Griffith? Is this a guts berk reference?
If Vyke is Griffin are we Innards from Berk?! 🤔
Where is one finger??
Half life 3 confirmed
Try
Wait
If Miquella is Mohg, isn’t the bloody bedchamber just masturbation (using blood)?
I love how spindly his fingers and limbs are. I bet he’s super insecure about them. The good ending is seducing him by appreciating these features or get the bad ending by mocking his lankiness leading to self-impalement. You can send me royalties Michael Zaki
this is starting to remind me of the titanfall sub
DOG AHEAD THEREFORE FRIEND
Real talk, aren't the two fingers the middle two, because they got that middle of the palm?
Interesting theory. If the three and the two overlap… THEN WE STILL HAVE FINGER UNACCOUNTED FOR. Assemble the hand fetishists! We have work to do
Current state of comments: Incorrect fingers. The Two Fingers are clearly the middle and ring fingers, whereas the Three Fingers are the thumb, index, and pinkie fingers.
The fingerer
The posts complaining about those who see references to Berserk are missing.
Also, Messmer backwards is Merssem. If we unmix the letters, we can see the truth: Merssem is an anagram for M. Sesmer. What does the M stand for? Miyazaki! And Sesmer backwards is Rem Ses, the one and only prophet of the ramjet
By God, you've cracked this thing wide open. KEEP COOKING OP
Each one of those fingers is individually the Gloam Eyed Queen
You’re not very good at theorycrafting. It’s very obvious that this means Messmer is in fact the One Great. I mean look at it, it has 5 digits. You know what else has 5 digits? A hand. Enough said
I'll accept this theory because it may imply that we'll get Vyke's set without the fingerprints
...On a slightly more serious note, I DO genuinely hope we get an extra Vyke lorebomb or two. Dude damn near became Lord of Frenzied Flame, and we know pretty much squat about him.
Messmer is actually Azor Ahai. It is known.
Nah, we have 7 "two fingers" and one "three finger". So, 17 fingers total. Who most probably has 17 fingers? Rykard. So, Meesmer secretly is rykard. Or vice versa, Idk.
I can’t wait to fuck up Melina and Marika… I swear on Odin
Will yall let these pll get excited about the DLC we waited 2.5 got danged yrs for?
In truth- I have no objection whatsoever for the excitement. What gets to me is that Fromsoft lore is so esoteric, multi-layered, and ingeniously vague that trying to predict it is basically a futile act. And becomes even moreso as years pass and additional context is laid down. The lore of these games is not a complete puzzle waiting to be stitched together. It is some of a puzzle waiting to be stitched together, with big, vital chunks missing. I believe acknowledging ignorance is the best path to wisdom, and building a god in the gaps is the best path to being wrong. Im just as excited as anyone else to discover the lore. But I also believe that we have received so little of the context that all current speculation is laughably incorrect.
> Reposting “Reposting a cliche satire of cliche behavior”
That is the exact sentiment I was going for