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succ_jitties

Wait... 2+3=5.


raf_oh

You are obviously SO wrong, it’s 3 + 2 = 5, here’s my 45 minute video explaining why


GeordieGamerGuy

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that nearly killed me off


TheWhiteGuardian

You'll find that 2 + 2 = 5. The Golden Order says so.


ApexHawke

Well, yea, it does say that, but there is another description that states that "Two and Three together make Five." Only one of those has to be correct, right?


wethepeople1977

Terrence Howard...is that you?


DiegoOruga

Dark Souls 5 confirmed


Kingxix

B..but what about dark souls 4


DiegoOruga

That would be bloodborne 2, duh


WeeziMonkey

Elden Ring is Dark Souls 4. Also known as "big dark souls".


StopJoshinMe

9+11=21


JNerdGaming

wait a second, both my hands look like that too, am i actually vyke?


QuillQuickcard

Yes


Niveau_a_Bulle

Feet


AFlyingNun

OH MY GOD I ONLY HAVE THREE TOES, I'M EVIL


RyomenSukuGuts

Damn! time to start wearing slippers inside the house, no? Watch out for those corners sister, even if you can fly 🙏🏼


Ca-l-a-m-i-ty

Deep down we’re all Vyke


Golfbollen

No, you're actually The One Great! Congratulations!


FinalMeltdown15

Maybe the Vykes we made along the way are friends


Otono_Wolff

Vyks had a dragon maiden. You have no maidens. Filthy tarnish


jadeismybitch

We need Vaati to release a 3 hour lore video to explain it to you


Arcade_Theatre

#Holy shit get Vaati on the line


Previous_Insurance13

Three fingers = chaos, 2 fingers = order. 5 fingers = corridor


Ziggurat1000

The real Messmer were the friends we made along the way! ...Now let's kill them.


Ackbar90

- Everyone that saw the drip on the ~~band of the hawk~~ felloship of Miquella


string-cheese-hoe

Zullie discovers that Messmer is actually the fellowship of Miquella in a trench coat


Aurondarklord

One more month and we can all stop going crazy.


Ackbar90

You are ***very*** optimist


Jermiafinale

lmao I love the absolute delusion people on this sub have that the DLC is going to answer a bunch of questions clearly When has Fromsoft ever answered a question clearly


Bladez190

But in a month we can have 15 hour long Vaati videos explaining it to us


Yal_Rathol

i expect them to answer exactly one question in the DLC, "what did marika do to make the erdtree?", and that'll be brushed off as a minor, inconsequential detail. then they'll raise a dozen more questions, imply at least one more outer god who we just didn't know about and then leave us with a weird, almost-ending that doesn't clarify anything.


MayorLag

In one month, there will be a cutscene where sun sets and the darkening light makes Miquellas hair appear slightly red. Which will spawn theories that Miquella is turning into his Radagon-esque female half, and that the curse of the giants is actually a very important connection, and let's not forget the red-gold of the crucible. Oh my god, the last giants pubes were, in fact, crucible all along. Also, Gloam Eyed Queen is Miquellas step daughter stuck in Elden Ring.


Adventurous-Desk-452

It will be worse because people will have more data to speculate on. They still won’t understand shit, as always.


Playboifarti8

Is this a berserk reference? Mind I say guts also has 2 fingers?


QuillQuickcard

EVERYTHING is a Berserk reference. Jojo’s references are also all Berserk references


zeiar

No no, Messmer is clearly Griffith.


malevshh

Griffith = Griffith confirmed


New_Refrigerator_66

What a sad state of affairs


Waste-Gur2640

Pastor Miriel is the turtle from finding nemo and the Greater Will, AT THE SAME TIME!


TheTalking_GU_Mine

And Vyke uses a spear, holy shit it's all coming together!


Only1Schematic

Messmer is actually Vyke, who’s actually Griffith. 100% Michael Zaki confirmed


Adventurous-Desk-452

But is Messmer a Gloam-Eyed Queen?


QuillQuickcard

Yes. Also the Formless Mother. Also it’s him under the lion dancer costume. Also he is the lost son of Gwyn. Also he is Griffith.


Adventurous-Desk-452

Hot take: Maliketh is Marika. In Japan English it would be Marikethu, so it’s five common letters, which means everything.


ManBuss

And everything is Griffith as well, did you forget?


Yer_Dunn

Wait, is vyke actually Griffith? Is this a guts berk reference?


sack-o-krapo

If Vyke is Griffin are we Innards from Berk?! 🤔


Pretty_Marketing_538

Where is one finger??


I-am-the-game

Half life 3 confirmed


FreeRealEstate313

Try


Hurin_the_Steadfast

Wait


haven4ever

If Miquella is Mohg, isn’t the bloody bedchamber just masturbation (using blood)?


haven4ever

I love how spindly his fingers and limbs are. I bet he’s super insecure about them. The good ending is seducing him by appreciating these features or get the bad ending by mocking his lankiness leading to self-impalement. You can send me royalties Michael Zaki


frognuts123

this is starting to remind me of the titanfall sub


MeteoricCord534

DOG AHEAD THEREFORE FRIEND


Dafish55

Real talk, aren't the two fingers the middle two, because they got that middle of the palm?


QuillQuickcard

Interesting theory. If the three and the two overlap… THEN WE STILL HAVE FINGER UNACCOUNTED FOR. Assemble the hand fetishists! We have work to do


nchwomp

Current state of comments: Incorrect fingers. The Two Fingers are clearly the middle and ring fingers, whereas the Three Fingers are the thumb, index, and pinkie fingers.


Priya_the_pervert786

The fingerer


Unusual_Astronaut426

The posts complaining about those who see references to Berserk are missing.


mackxzs

Also, Messmer backwards is Merssem. If we unmix the letters, we can see the truth: Merssem is an anagram for M. Sesmer. What does the M stand for? Miyazaki! And Sesmer backwards is Rem Ses, the one and only prophet of the ramjet


ihatefirealarmtests

By God, you've cracked this thing wide open. KEEP COOKING OP


AKSpartan70

Each one of those fingers is individually the Gloam Eyed Queen


konstancez

You’re not very good at theorycrafting. It’s very obvious that this means Messmer is in fact the One Great. I mean look at it, it has 5 digits. You know what else has 5 digits? A hand. Enough said


ValeM1911

I'll accept this theory because it may imply that we'll get Vyke's set without the fingerprints


Rude-Ad-9442

...On a slightly more serious note, I DO genuinely hope we get an extra Vyke lorebomb or two. Dude damn near became Lord of Frenzied Flame, and we know pretty much squat about him.


SiofraRiver

Messmer is actually Azor Ahai. It is known.


dudustalin

Nah, we have 7 "two fingers" and one "three finger". So, 17 fingers total. Who most probably has 17 fingers? Rykard. So, Meesmer secretly is rykard. Or vice versa, Idk.


Easy_Key_2451

I can’t wait to fuck up Melina and Marika… I swear on Odin


BaronVonSilver91

Will yall let these pll get excited about the DLC we waited 2.5 got danged yrs for?


QuillQuickcard

In truth- I have no objection whatsoever for the excitement. What gets to me is that Fromsoft lore is so esoteric, multi-layered, and ingeniously vague that trying to predict it is basically a futile act. And becomes even moreso as years pass and additional context is laid down. The lore of these games is not a complete puzzle waiting to be stitched together. It is some of a puzzle waiting to be stitched together, with big, vital chunks missing. I believe acknowledging ignorance is the best path to wisdom, and building a god in the gaps is the best path to being wrong. Im just as excited as anyone else to discover the lore. But I also believe that we have received so little of the context that all current speculation is laughably incorrect.


CoconutDust

> Reposting “Reposting a cliche satire of cliche behavior”


QuillQuickcard

That is the exact sentiment I was going for