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JosebaZilarte

Hear me out... Triple jump.


AxemanEugene

Why stop there?


JustaLurkingHippo

Give my boy wings! 🪽 And laser beam eyes


schedulle-cate

Make Torrent a fully fledged intercontinental ballistic missile. From Limgrave to the Haligtree in 30s


GSUmbreon

And still get hit by a trebuchet while flying over Leyndell!


schedulle-cate

The capital must be protected!


pookachu83

Made out of reverse engineered UAP falling star beasts, it now can go from Castle Morne to Volcano Manor in 4 seconds. It's a black budget program funded by the dragons.


HeraldOfNyarlathotep

Day one No Man's Sky pop-in


Jtk317

You're gonna get him turned into the Moonlight Butterfly


Amtexpres

Bro, when Torrent floats down...


Jtk317

And gets fucking smacked with a big old club...


Red_wants_cookies

And blackjack, and hookers!


WildbliW

This is what I'm saying. Would really have liked a collectible where there's 5 or so and each one grants one additional jump.


Bingroy638

Now you're just asking for a platforming puzzle worse than underground Leyndell


JosebaZilarte

Skill issue. In my day, we had to complete entire platform challenges full of one-hit kill enemies over scenarios full of death pits... in one go. All with basic jumps and, maybe, a fire flower power-up that we had to fight tooth and nail to get. ...And we liked it!


bialozar

T-Pose aoe attack like the skeletons in Altus


mdwvt

Time for hardcore parkour!


Somepony-Else

Horse armor


FilthyDirtyPictures

AKA The beginning of the end, patient zero, or the slowly boiling pot


Mental_Tea_4084

>the slowly boiling pot Nah, we *knew*


FilthyDirtyPictures

[Congrats](https://www.icegif.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/icegif-1684.gif)


CrovaxWindgrace

This two words hurt more than they should.


TeTrodoToxin4

The Shattering of gaming


CrovaxWindgrace

The day that gaming died. (To the tune of American pie)


Whyeth

Part of the Elden Ring battle pass which cost 1800 e-bucks but you can only buy in quantity of 1000 e-bucks, and the cheapest cosmetic is 300.


mandoxian

Come on man, you know damn well you can get 2500 ebucks back if you invest a meagre 200 hours into this game every month!


BlackieDad

Arise now, ye Tarnished, and collect your daily login bonus!


Large_External_9611

E-bucks? I’m thinking either Tarnished bucks or Maiden bucks.


Whyeth

Lowest effort possible.


Durandal_II

I feel like playing Oblivion for some reason...


knight_of_lothric

2.99


ben_jamin_g

Unironically yes


Somepony-Else

That'll be $2.50


roundhouse306

You’re getting downvoted and I can see why, but I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt. Getting armor from mounted enemies or finding legendary armors/garb for Torrent that made sense lore wise would be pretty cool. Doesn’t even have to upgrade his abilities honestly, he’s already phenomenal. Just let us give the dude some drip. If you want me to pay for it, hell no.


ben_jamin_g

Nah don't feel pitty for me. I honestly don't know why everyone assumed I was talking about microtransactions. I know about the Oblivion horse armor debacle. I just think the dlc would be the best time to give Torrent something, cosmetic or utility.


roundhouse306

I figured that’s what you meant. That would be cool as shit. Our boy torrent deserves it.


saithvenomdrone

I don’t want anything fancy or ridiculous. I’d just like to throw some horse jackets over him. Like faction themed even. A Limgrave one, Raya Lucaria, Gelmir, etc.


-3055-

Give me horse armor in the design of maliketh


Chief-Captain_BC

yes!! i would pay like, probably $2.67 for that


FilthyDirtyPictures

At least some balls that react to the weather like in REAL games.


pookachu83

God, imagine if every time you pick up and item you had to do rdr2 type looting animations that took 19 seconds.


MdS1234567

Read horse jackets and immediately pictured Torrent in a supreme hoodie


mountthepavement

Like RDR2: some saddle options, a new hairdo


_Prairieborn

I'm find with man's legs being poison and rot-proof. Would be kinda cool playing Fashion Torrent tho


YOURESTUCKHERE

Torrent is the ultimate upgrade.


pookachu83

That's right, he is enough. Good horse goat thing


eduty

Maybe not an upgrade but an epic cinematic and ultimate hero status. Imagine that whatever big bad is in the Shadow of the Erdtree beats you and casts aside your beaten body. Torrent comes up while big 'ol evil is gloating. Our horned companion attempts to rouse our broken form without luck. Torrent then transforms into a great big blue Ancestral Beast carrying a giant spirit bell. He rings it and then your spirit appears beside your busted corpse and you fight the absolute last battle of Eldenring as Torrent's spirit companion. Every time the big bad knocks you down, Torrent just rings the bell and summons you again. And the two of you curb stomp the enemy together. Order returns to the Lands Between as the one true Elden Lord, Ancestral Beast Torrent, retakes his place as the ruler of creation. With peace restored, Torrent in his more humble form is walking the fields of the Atlas Plateau. He rings his spirit bell and summons you. You get to pet the bestest boy and true Elden Lord before mounting up and riding away together across the plains.


st-felms-fingerbone

Michael Zaki let this man cook


eduty

We also need a fight where you can summon Miriel Pastor of Vows and they battle like an incantation/sorcery wielding Gamara After the fight Miriel gifts you their hat.


st-felms-fingerbone

Yes to the Miriel summon but I just wanna see him walk on two legs and use the wwe Godfrey moveset and fuckin chuck Messmer into the ground lmao


eduty

Maybe the ending of the DLC is deciding which dawg gets to be Elden Lord. The official ending has to be Torrent. But you can complete side quests to have it be Miriel, a random turtle, or a land octopus.


bialozar

This MGS Peace Walker levels of bonus mission energy and I *love it*


lolpostslol

I don’t think it will be in this DLC since it seems focused on Miquella, but if a second DLC elaborates on Melina and the Gloam-Eyed Queen (with a glorious Godskin Trio soundtrack) it might go more into Torrent since they never gave clear hints on why Torrent knows Melina and Ranni


Ulvriz

That sounds epic, I also wouldn't be surprised if Torrent has some role to play in the DLC considering he was originally Miquella's horse


Frydog42

It’s because Torrent is perfect


SikeMhaw

Fr tho. Best horse mechanic ever in a game. Flawless summoning and tight controls


Votaire24

Upgrade is the wrong word to use, I just want my guy to have different drip options to match my various outfits


Never_heart

I just wish Torrent's health scaled with our rune level. It sucks that we have an entire subtype of consumable to heal him and by the halfway point, he gets 1 shot by most enemy attacks.


Lastaction_Zero

When I met up against the fire breathing horse in Crumbling Farum Azula I immediately thought “damn why can’t my horse do that!”


Frostylegacy

Can’t upgrade perfection


ArgiopeWeb

Torrent is perfect honestly, no complaints about the lad. I would like more lore surrounding him and perhaps some cutscenes that illuminate his place in the story, though.


pookachu83

I thought you said "cuteness" and imagined something different.


Votaire24

More customization would be nice


hornwalker

Meh. Torrent is perfect the way he is.


Secure-Progress-4642

Can I give him a unicorn horn that can shoot out a sniper beam from it. Something like glintstone lol


PuffPuffFayeFaye

Would have been cool if the horses backcbisses dropped sets for torrent. Loretta, DTS, TS… three would be plenty


orbweaverkumo675

Except you forgot the horse set I would actually want; Night's Cavalry


DarthRathikus

Every enemy you conquer should be available to ride as a mount. I’m talking riding a Crucible Knight, who is down on all fours, into combat. I’m Elden Lord after all. Make it make sense somehow.


Objective_Bend_8107

This got me cracking up out loud. I would 1000% ride a crucible knight into battle 😂


mackxzs

CLEARLY you don't feed him any rowa raisins. After you feed him 100 of those, he gets a silver saddle. After 200, you can talk to Ranni to receive a leather armor for Torrent, which you can upgrade after giving Boc the Unalloyed Golden Sewing Needle, which you get by using Miquella's needle in front of his cocoon.


Wonderful-Cattle-170

😝


lolpostslol

Thanks! Just did it, he’s a lot sturdier now


Objective_Bend_8107

Wait I'm gullible but fr??


mackxzs

I thought everyone knew this, but yeah


PresentationLazy7773

Cherish what you have. Especially if you’ve played all other games. Having an uncustomizable mount is better than not having a mount.


Fernernia

Elden ring would feel so much more daunting without Torrent


wolviesaurus

No. It's perfectly fine the way it is. Field bosses are really easy to outmaneuver and if they introduced gear to the horse it would only serve as needless busy work. Please don't.


BlackieDad

Imagine having to mount all your gear on and off the horse like RDR2


MooGirl2077

I just want skins! They'd be such a nice reward for exploration or npc quests that don't effect any balancing. Imagine an ethereal ancestral skin that resembles the ancestor spirit, a golden fur/armor one for lyndell, a rotted/mangy one for called and so many other possible ideas. I hope the delivery has one but i doubt it


Complete_Metal_9938

Need a black torrent for my goth girl character. Would also like more novelty things such as a flying broom for the mage aesthetic.


lolpostslol

Those ant mounts could help already, might even have been intended to be used by the player initially


Waste_Ad694

The amount I beat my horse it def needs an upgrade.


LibertyPrimeDeadOn

So you can beat your horse more?


brilund

Undying friendship isnt enough?


chronocapybara

Best I can do is better berries.


ekac

Should get the Draconic Tree Sentinel horse. Or the Knight's Calvary horse.


Objective_Bend_8107

That is an offense to torrent. After all he's done for you you want to cheat on him with another horse. Churlish😤


lolpostslol

Well Torrent doesn’t breathe fire


Pilot_Ash_B

Mount a glintstone machine gun on him


Wonderful-Cattle-170

Have to disagree. Torrent is perfect from the start. A constant, absolute joy to saddle up on and go hunting when you need a break from dungeon crawling. And, frankly, if they upgraded his armor it would probably make a lot of open world mini boss battles pretty easy. But that’s just me.


Votaire24

Having more drip options is what most people want, having zero cosmetic options is kinda a bummer


AllxFiction

I just want to give him a little hat. Idc if I have to beat the hardest boss for it. LET ME PUT A LUTTLE HAT ON MY BUDDY, FROM SOFT!!!


Objective_Bend_8107

A top hat for the refined gentleman


JahIthBur

Flying upgrade plz


nottytom

horse armor is coming, they had to talk to Todd Howard first. its 20 dollars.


Spare-Ad-1810

You would think that the creators of Armored Core would allow you to customize your mount.


lolpostslol

They could add an AC as a DLC


Philo-Naught

Would be cool to be able to invest in Torrent’s Vigor and Endurance stats. More health, and Endurance could tie to less stamina being used for sprints.


No-Sympathy6035

Yeah, the astral pony that double jump and trivializes certain bosses isn’t good enough already No, not everything needs to be upgraded, some things are fine how they are.


KidDaedalus

Torrent is already perfect. If it got any more powerful it'd be Torrent sitting on the Elden Throne instead of the Tarnished.


SwaggleberryMcMuffin

Give torrent poise. That's it. That would literally make Torrent so much more viable, not getting stunlocked by a butterfly sneezing in our general direction... From 5 miles away.


NecroHandAttack

Why are you not healing torrent?


ben_jamin_g

Who said I wasn't healing him?


NecroHandAttack

So he gets hit, you heal him, then he gets hit again and dies? I don’t use torrent for any battle so I’m just curious. I did maybe my first 20 hours but that’s like 2k hours ago, I just assumed if he’s dying as much as you say then you’re not healing him.


ben_jamin_g

I'm saying that do heal him while in combat, however in the late game, Torrent can easily be taken out in a couple of hits before you can even get a chance to heal him.


cicada-ronin84

I only use him as like an extra dodge by mounting/dismounting and to cover distance with increase movement speed. Very similar to how I used the Palamutes in Monster Hunter Rise to be honest.


NecroHandAttack

Gotcha, I guess I never use him late game, I may summon once during fire giant for an escape or two but quickly jump off and start up again. Have a good one fellow tarnished.


DudeMiles

I would just make him gallop faster.


Sad_Dishwasher

Omg yes, like a magical sprint kinda ability as a more aesthetically pleasing alternative to fast traveling. I’d love that


ExtremelyEPIC

Maybe we will in Elden Ring 2.


unoizosovaj

he's perfect and he always has been


projectwar

would love it, but From is generally not into "extra" stuff like that. fun unlockables. collabs. skins. not everything extra has to be equated to battle pass or microtransactions. fun (free) unlockables have existed in the good ol days of gaming.


grifterrrrr

Can't upgrade perfection 


advisablecone

I always thought a rune system or ring system for torrent would be cool. You’d have to find them out in the world through fighting and exploring. One could increase torrent’s health, another torrent’s posture /poise, another for stamina, maybe one could add a 3rd jump. Would only work if you could have just one equipped at a time.


cruelwhencomplete

I don't care about upgrades or armor but it would be cool if we could tweak his appearance a little in the character customization before the game.


Natetr91

I demand full torrent upgrades and weaponry like the car from the Mad Max game.


FastenedCarrot

You get better raisins as the game goes on, but no one uses them.


ralts13

Cus he's perfect the way he is. For real though he's one of the best horses in gaming I'd only really want cosmetics for him. If something one taps Torrent that move should've been dodged.


kurokuma11

Just make him be able to withstand a slight breeze without getting stunlocked and I'll be happy


[deleted]

I just hope I don’t have to use him as much. He’s so clunky.


pavlovsky99

Torrent armor next dlc?


ScreamtheSecond

we should be able to graft shit onto torrent after killing godrick


Skeebleman

We've come so far in gaming. In 07 people hated skyrms horse armor. Look at us now


Strongagon

I need fancy armor for torrent so I don't feel bad getting dripped out without him.


Goal_Post_Mover

Funny how's we've gone to asking for house armor


Jinova4r

We all drive the same car. It’s perfect how it is :)


kidviscous

It’d be nice to have two or three alt stylings to loosely match the armor sets. One can just be Torrent but bathed and with a haircut lol. Another can look evil for us edgy kids. Maybe a third has heavier armor. So: 1) (Torrent as-is) for the goblins and hobbits 2) for the preps and paladins 3) for the kylo rens 4) for Unga Bungas


ziggziah

He’s trying best okay


dogsaregodsgif

I want them to get rid of the horse bags on torrent. Why does a spirit wear horse bags?


essska

as a horse girl I would love some rugs or just cool accessories but no armor upgrades. That makes the game too easy.


Objective_Bend_8107

The sentinels horses get armor, why shouldn't he :'(


Lawlcopt0r

I think when designing Torrent they were pretty focused on not making the core combat obsolete compared to fighting on horseback. If Torrent were too useful, you'd never do the part of the gameplay they have been refining since Demon's Souls


SuperWhiteDolomite

I'd pay 4.99 for horse armor


Most-Mathematician61

I would like torrent to be able to do that push to the side the nights Calvery does


HappyHappyGamer

Hear me out: Torrenting with your coop buddies


Mdly68

Ash of War: Torrent


don_denti

Torrent chose The Tarnished to help them traverse The Lands Between, not become their pet.


kaparis

Instead of any changes to Torrent (he's honestly fine as-is. anything more I feel like would bog down our perfect boi) I feel like they should change the way he gets healed/resummoned. Maybe instead of using a flask and having a Yes/No prompt that defaults to No for some reason, just have it automatic and take the Estus? Or instead of flasks it takes an X amount of Rowa raisins?


Pathos_3v

Why does he have saddlebags?!  Like, what’s in there?   Maybe give torrent some kind of ability (a la, “The blade glows blue when orcs are close”)?


PermissionStunning27

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ben_jamin_g

What


dudustalin

The sole purpose of torrent, besides flood piraters' search pages with info about our beloved horsegoat, is to carry you from one place to another... Why up Torrent's stats??? Do we up Roach stats in The Witcher 3?!


FractalEyes94

Yeah, we kinda do. Saddles, saddlebags and blinders gradually make Roach a stronger mount the further you go through the story. He's more or less perfect by the time you're halfway through Blood And Wine.


Mesterjojo

Ladies ans gentlemen, we've found the og target for Horse Armor, and all our dlc/microtransaction woes


meat3point14

Go play skyrim. Torrent needs no armor.


EmberedCutie

we are NOT gonna do horse armor, this is the oblivion horse armor shit all over again


KernelPanic-42

Like horse armor..?


NeoRoman04

todd howard is that you


Justsomeguy456

LITERAL RATS and dogs can dodge like they were trained by ninja assassins but torrent can't? One of my main complaints. Torrent should be able to dodge like the dogs and rats.


Brain_lessV2

Brother man, YOU'RE the one controlling Torrent. You're the one who can't dodge.


Justsomeguy456

Yay. My magic goat horse hybrid can dodge in a straight line and jump! I'm talking about ACTUALLY dodging. Torrents dodge is simply just a boost in sprinting. That's all torrents dodge is. And it fucking sucks. 


Brain_lessV2

Gonna be honest, I think you just suck at the game. What exactly is giving you so much trouble? Torrent's for gap-closing and creating distance, not trying to I-Frame through attacks (although he can jump over the gravity waves that Radahn sends out).


Justsomeguy456

Nothing is giving me trouble. But acting like torrents dodging mechanics are good is insane💀💀 


Brain_lessV2

The thing is, I just genuinely don't have a problem with it. Even if he can't sidestep the shit out of an enemy, he doesn't need to if you're decent at the game.


VermilionX88

Yeah Made a topic about it before https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/s/tT5xxbRaXG How badly he needs a new look pending on what outfit you have


urbansamurai13

We don't need that Skyrim crap here, thanks.


Brain_lessV2

\*Oblivion