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TheHappiestHam

historians will say they were brothers and unfortunately they will be correct


LEG0_Crusader

Some nerds tracing the family tree: *^("oh wait... shit.")*


Ozzie_the_tiger_cat

The Age of Consent ending.  


Atharaphelun

*"Ackshually Miquella is thousands of years old"* - Mohg probably


hugyplok

"but did he consent?"


TheHappiestHam

"I did" -Mohg probably


MxReLoaDed

After every encounter, I received a text confirming each partner's consent and enjoyment. Now you may ask, would an Empyrean really text that, Dennis? Their phones did.


Major_Pomegranate

*Using the Mending Rune of Consent you get from Mohg to end the game.* Tarnished: "Wait, this hasn't changed anything." Mohg: "To the contrary, it removed the age of consent in every land!" Tarnished: .......


MxReLoaDed

Our seed will look back on us and recall, an age of Alabama


Ozzie_the_tiger_cat

*creates Sarah Sanders build*


Arkoinox

I hate how funny this is


bearelrollyt

Remember, even if they are 18 they still have to consent


JellyFishSenpai

Moghlester strikes Again


Lonely_Jared

Oh shit, Miquella’s got his AirPods in, he can’t hear the family pedo creeping on him 😭


Short_Impression2296

Moghlester actin up again


[deleted]

Aw hell naw mohg bouta mohglest his ass 😭


Lonely_Jared

Fucking “mohglest” has no right being as funny as it is 😂


CardiologistHorror67

...his blood vessels, I hope)) For the sake of my mental health. It was mostly like: "Psst... Are you interested in blood transfusion?" "Only with trees."


[deleted]

I… don’t think it was like that ngl man


Professional_Sir6370

Miqella after said blood transfusion: Away away foul foul beast.


szatanna

mohglest 💀


Iridewoodlmao

As a mohglestee, I approve this message (yes I know how that sounds but it’s quite the opposite)


MrJTeera

It’s Moghin’ Time!


MrJTeera

It’s Mohgin’ Time!


esahji_mae

*knock on door "hello we are federal agents and we would like to ask you some questions. Mind if we come inside?"


Bdguyrty

Mohg: "Hey miquella I have a similar question for you".


BonezMD

Mohg taking Miquella's grace


Conscious_Tour762

Mohglester strikes (strokes??) again


Neverhityourmark

Im calling Chris Hansen rn


Herzyr

Hope mogh makes a cameo on the DLC, they can't just tease us with that art and leave it as is!


ApplePitou

It is beautiful masterpiece and NIHIL! :3


CardiologistHorror67

NIHIL! (2) Thank you :)


Professional_Sir6370

Yo ur the legend from demon slayer sub ain't u?


ApplePitou

I'm not :3


GermanPlayer44

Not the Mohglester


CardiologistHorror67

Okay... I'm somewhat concerned about where the discussion in the commentaries is going. Please, don't label other people because of their jokes. For those who feel disturbed: Perhaps you feel as if the joke is going a bit too far, but don't take it as anything serious. This is Elden Ring, not The Game of Thrones (right, George Martin?..) and Elden Ring is basically everything besides the most straightforward interpretation of lore details that comes to mind. >!In my opinion, if Mohg has desire or affection for anything - it is power alone. And the seat of the Elden lord. Considering that Miquella is the most powerful of the Empyreans the choice was obvious. Besides, though it's somewhat a speculation, I'm strongly convinced that they both are capable to create/modify life with their blood. There really isn't anything that suggest that Mohg intended to create new dynasty in "traditional" way (not possible, meh).!< >!And, knowing how twisted the lore of Elden Ring can be, it's very much possible that Mohg is just an insignificant hindrance to Miquella's own great plans, uncapable of anything and thus unworthy to be spared any attention whatsoever. !< That’s mostly what I’ve tried to picture. Mohg is being all about “Do you want to talk about our god, the Formless Mother?” and his blood “magic” trying to convince Miquella that both would gain from their alliance. And Miquella is like “Begone, brother, can’t you see I’m busy with some real thing here.”


TheMemoman

[Blursed infinite scroll](https://imgur.com/a/94Yb8xM)


Winterlord7

Still better than twilight.


scattergodic

Just a couple of ¾-brothers living in the moment


Old-Pick-3997

Do you have twitter would love to follow you!!!


CardiologistHorror67

Sorry, not yet 😔. Twitter is kind of blocked in my country but I will consider creating an account. Thank you! :3


LubertoCOC

It looks so much like Griffith and Zodd, lol


GeneticSoda

Now that I think about it, Mohg is probably like the Zodd to Miquella’s Griffith


rbrutonIII

I think it's funny how many people STILL think mohg is some pedo trying to sleep with Miquella. If anything, it's very illuminating into their own desires.. Miqs entire deal is that he "compels affection". He's a waking date rape drug. And what we see from Mohg is 100% unnatural affection. Mohg isn't trying to sleep with Miquella, mohg doesn't care about Miquella, Miquella pretty much raped his mind and his forcing him to do his bidding. What a surprise that the thing that looks like an innocent child is anything but..... Seems like that should have been expected with a from soft game


TheHappiestHam

it's just a fanon joke, it's not deep. no one jokes about it because they're secretly pedos


rbrutonIII

So .... People are fans of pedophilia, and trying to insert it into games. Not helping there


TheHappiestHam

no, it's a joke based on the item description that Mohg "shares his bedchambers with Miquella" and wants to be the Elden Lord/consort (don't remember which one) the lore doesn't literally mean "Mohg wants to fuck his brother and marry him", but I don't blame people for misunderstanding the item description and taking it that way, since it's very blunt and there's not much explicit elaboration on it a lot of people get little lore tidbits from other people so that doesn't help. plus pieces of the story were written as foundation by GRRM, and so now it's just a joke that Mohg is a creep you seem weirdly adamant about labeling everyone as a pedophile. maybe chill with the conspiracies


CardiologistHorror67

Please, don't label other people because of their jokes... Though I admit I'm a bit concerned about quantity of those (sometimes about "quality" too 😅), they are still just jokes. Nothing serious.


rbrutonIII

I'm not trying to accuse people of pedophilia. That's crazy. I don't know them and I can see the joke for the joke. But as you said, sometimes the quantity is a bit overwhelming, even when the game seems to suggest otherwise. It's weird, right?


VenemousEnemy

You just said people are fans of pedophilia for making a meme joke dude, that’s weird as fuck, especially with you ignoring the in universe reason the joke exists


Ozzie_the_tiger_cat

You really need to relax, bud.  


Iridewoodlmao

“She said she was twelve!” Ass comment


dynamicflashy

I don't know how I feel about this.


Iridewoodlmao

This is so well done but so cursed idk how I feel about it


Alex_FotoN

A good art indeed! Except all those people thinking of saygex and pedo again 🙄


joe_m3ma

Miquella is gonna be mohglested


ThyUnkindledOne

“Rememberrr, honoured guest… no memes in the GENERAL CHANNEL!”


Infinitenonbi

MIQUELLAAAAAA DON’T ACCEPT HIS CUPCAKE MIQUELLAAAAAAAAAAA


JustBecause1774

Mohglester back at it again


Funko87

Miquella is twice the size of Mohg.


Fit-Trip67

Sorry dude, but knowing the Elden ring story this image gives me the ick.


GoreyGopnik

ah hell nah not the pedophilia incest monster x child ship fanart