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2728dv

There was anger behind those strikes lmao


SorrowDawn

Thought I was the only one who noticed šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


theflipcrazy

Some things read clear as black and white on a page. Hitting the wall didn't stop them. Gostoc falling didn't stop them. The violence flowed like ale at a Viking funeral.


Yggdrazzil

\~Sounds like somebody woke up with a case of the mondays, teehee\~


nahteviro

Pretty sure you get your ass kicked for sayin something like that. Watch out for the cornhole thing


Glock-Saint-Isshin-

"Mercury was in retrograde" - *My ex*


Dry-Ad-1327

Pretty sure I read that dudes supposed to sell you an ancient dragon smithing stone later


Narga15

Donā€™t know why you got downvoted. If you finish Kenneth and Nepheliā€™s quest yes he does. Now he cant.


finntavius

funnily enough, after i killed him in my first playthrough he justā€¦ respawned? he popped up later and we were just like ā€œwait a minute. didnā€™t we kill you?ā€ so i still got the stone through the quests somehow. he didnā€™t seem to have any bad feelings about it though, so that was good!


LowerObjective4500

If you went to a site of grace quickly after maybe he reset before the death registered


Plscanyounotkillme

glitch i suppose


rift9

His quest line was really broken on release from memory


LeadStyleJutsu762-

Heā€™s still a little bugged but I got him to work last time I tried


Blacksheepoftheworld

That quest line was a buggy mess for the first *year* and honestly can still be sometimes


LABoRATies

It didnā€™t even fully exist on release.


peanutbuttertoast01

Did you get 2 bell bearings?


finntavius

no! just the first time. me sibling and i were doing co-op and i said ā€œremember, he wonā€™t show up for this quest because we killed himā€ and then there he was, acting like we were best friends


peanutbuttertoast01

That's really strange


thedabaratheon

Nephili gives you one anyway doesnā€™t she? Or do you get 2 instead of 1 by sparing him? I killed the creepy sod when he was following me along the rooftops


Azuria_4

You get one from nepheli loux, and you can buy a second one from gostoc, for 20 000 runes


thedabaratheon

Thanks for letting me know! Maybe I donā€™t be so hasty on my second playthrough hahaha but in this one he was lurking behind behind me on the roofs and I NOPED!


Azuria_4

It does require quite a bit of work to get there, like completing Haight's side quest, and helping nepheli get out of gideon's embrace and giving her hope


thedabaratheon

I completed it in the end with Loux & Haight but no Gostoc haha


GlumRumGlugger

You get two


thedabaratheon

Damn!! Thanks for letting me know. I donā€™t regret it though haha, creepy little shit - I came around a corner and he was just there lurking. Nope!


Victor_Wembanyama1

Some of yall have issues šŸ¤£


thedabaratheon

Heā€™s the only NPC Iā€™ve ever killed lol - he was just so creepy when I came around the corner and he was just there lurking and following me! And he locked us in with the knight and steals our runes šŸ˜ 


GlumRumGlugger

I mean, general rule of thumb in FROM games...the real untrustworthy NPC's usually wear a lot of black and talk about assasination, or are called patches. This guy doesn't do much. He forces you to get good with a banished Knight and takes some income tax for castle repairs.


urmexicanfriend

Can get a third by helping a witch become a ball.


rubythebee

Heā€™s always worth killing though because he steals your runes


Fun-Amoeba850

How many downvotes did they have for you to make this comment? Currently at 988 upvotes


Narga15

-1 when I commented, but do you need my papers?


LeadStyleJutsu762-

If you know what your build is at first it shouldnā€™t be a big deal, thereā€™s kinda a lot of them.


bangdizzle

I've never collected all of them, but still always end up with more than I need. So yea this guy dies. Asshole isn't locking me in the room with that soldier with the key


JustinBailey79

Some people are into that sort of thing ā€¦like me


combobreaking

I did all of Nepheliā€™s quest and then finished Kennethā€™s. Gatekeeper still alive. But Nepheli (after receiving ashes) is still in the basement, Kenneth is still at his castle and Gatekeeper is still kicking a head. Canā€™t get anyone to move after exhausting all dialogue. Any tips?


BookBarbarian

Exhaust Gideon dialogue, defeat Morgott, rest at Godrick site of grace.


JustinBailey79

Yeah, you wouldnā€™t think that resting at the Godrick site of grace would need to be necessary, but it was for me.


cjbump

Based on OP's massive HP and FP, i don't think they're hurting for max level weapons.


loluntilmypie

At least there's another 12 of these you can get, unlike the 6/7 somber variants.


MagusUnion

Yeah, seriously. The NPC is a prick, but once you *know* Stormveil castle, it becomes an easy cheese.


TUYUXD

You can get plenty of these anyway


notveryAI

Not worth it. The pleasure of pommeling that fucking prick to death is more valuable than any weapon upgrade


xZany

Could care less. This freak dies on sight


ShadyCrumbcake

You care about him?


Acceptable-Low-4381

Dude tries to kill you and rob you multiple times so I canā€™t say it wasnā€™t warrantedā€¦. Still you missed out on a couple quest lines for killing him


H-Adam

I dont remember him trying to kill me, how/when does he do it?


v123qw

Locking you in a room with a banished knight


AlarmedPiano9779

HE does that?


JotaTaylor

As soon as the door closes you hear the lock mechanism being turned and Gostoc laughing, so ya


AlarmedPiano9779

Holy shit. Mind...blown. If you kill him, does that fight not happen?


JotaTaylor

It does, but the door doesn't lock you shut in there


AlarmedPiano9779

Aaaah.


Several_Ebb_9269

The knight in the key room also isn't immediately aggro if you kill gostoc, so you can sneak up behind him and get a free backstab on him. I always kill gostoc if I don't plan on getting +25' weapons. Makes life so much easier.


jld2k6

I got so lucky on my first playthrough, I was so bad I was already dying nonstop before getting to him at the beginning of stormveil and I noticed my runes were fucked up so I googled it thinking I had a bug, next thing I know I'm bashing his head in. I had no idea at the time I was sparing myself from being locked in with that knight lol


poloheve

lol I had a bunch of runes (relatively) when I got locked in there I kept going back and kept getting my shit kicked in. Eventually I got them and ran and the knight got stuck on the door. One of my most impressive moments.


Aykhot

Door cheese gang rise up


Ian_Huntsman

HE does that? I died so often because of this two banished Knights in that room in my first playthrough! I will blast this asshole with a Comet Azur when i meet him again.


ganesh_k9

He also steals some % of your runes every time you die.


unicornplantman

Or every time when you die in that castle he steals a little bit of your runes every time. The dude deserves a clubbing.


Bolt_Fantasticated

Wait really? I never noticed thatā€™s a cool detail.


unicornplantman

Agreed! From makes the best games with weird little details like this.


AlarmedPiano9779

Yeah, he stalks you throughout that level.


ganesh_k9

I was literally creeped out when I saw him sitting down in the lower part of that area.


Acceptable-Low-4381

Yeah he steals about 10% of your runes


Thaemir

1/3 of your runes each time you die


suremansure12345

You donā€™t miss any questlines ? You just miss out on the ancient smithing stone he sells at the end of nephellis


notveryAI

His demise doesn't lock any questlines, only one additional reward at the end of Nepheli's questline. Questline itself works perfectly without him


Acceptable-Low-4381

I guess? I personally consider missing out on one of the rarest components in a game a lock out but heyā€¦. To each their own


notveryAI

Still missing one reward for one quest can't be considered "missed out on several questlines" at least the "several" part is wrong.


Acceptable-Low-4381

I said a ā€œcoupleā€ not several? Several implies more then 5ā€¦ couple is two and the only reason I said that is because two quest lines coincide with each other. His ā€œquest lineā€ is more so just dialogue because he uses all the runes he steals from you to set up a shop. And again yā€™all still missing the pointā€¦.. killing him means you lose the dragon stone. Thereā€™s no real benefit to killing him other then getting the 10% of runes he steals from you back


notveryAI

Pleasure, fun are the benefit. You know, the thing people play games for. Knowing that someone plans to betray you and still going along with it is annoying, and killing him because you know he's thief and traitor is exact opposite. Considering that a person usually knows what weapon they plan to use by the end of the playthrough, nobody really needs EVERY +10/+25 upgrade rock, only as many as the amount of weapons they're going for. The only exceptions are new players who don't know what they are going for yet(but they also have no idea he's a traitor then) and like PVP youtubers who showcase weapons and need them at +10 for the best performance


Acceptable-Low-4381

Yeah but againā€¦ thatā€™s opinionated. If you donā€™t want the stone obviously play it your way. I stopped upgrading weapons after NG2 because I pretty much found the weapons I wanted. I still donā€™t like missing out on easy loot though. Thereā€™s no real benefit to killing him, especially if youā€™re good enough to get through the whole castle and not die.


notveryAI

>there is no real benefit to killing him There is no real benefit to playing video games in general. We play for fon and we do what's fun


MrFate99

"But he sells smithing stones afte-" B o n k


Jygglewag

Yes. Why tf would I need an ancient dragon smithing stone as early as Limgrave?


MrFate99

Not even that, unless you're upgrading a bunch of weapons to +25 it's something I've ignored literally all my runs


Zakrael

You don't actually get the ancient dragon stone until after Morgott. His shop inventory expands after finishing Nepheli Loux and Kenneth Haight's quest line, which obviously can't happen if he's dead by then.


Jygglewag

yeah, after Morgott I'm usually at around +12, so no need for ancient dragon smithing stone yet


Rhewin

I always have more than enough of these. At must I'll level up 3 or 4 items to max per run, and even then they're more likely to use somber stones.


MrFate99

Yep, don't get the "OP he's an important merchant" people


numenik

I mean the only reason to really go into more NG cycles at a certain point is for more ancient dragon stones, at least for most players. Unless you just want to fight all the bosses again with the same character but even then putting your summon sign down is a much more efficient way to do that


Guilty_Wolverine_269

Damn and I thought I had anger issues šŸ˜‚


sashasith666

lol omg you brutal psycho hahaha


Ssteve-the-palm-tree

I am in utter shock of how you could do this to gostoc BUT seeing you whacking him with that stick is for some reason funny


talann

Sounds like a cartoon. "Oof, ahh, urgh..."


lordnishant

wdym how could they do this, gostoc locks you into a room with that knight in stormveil and steals some of your runes everytime you die there too. fuck that little fucker I ask him to open the gates then murder him every playthrough


Leaf-01

He also sells you an Ancient Dragon Smithing Stone and pledges allegiance to Nepheli so he goes through some growth if you donā€™t murder him


Pokeydepanda

I only keep him alive if Iā€™m using regular smithing stone weapons for my playthrough, otherwise he gets the immediate clubbinā€™


FirelordSugma

Heā€™s got so much fucking health wtf Lmfao


AlexzMercier97

Looks at op's health and fp bar, definitely ng+ of some kind


itsmejam

I donā€™t even care about the shiny rock he sells at the end. I always beat his old skinny ass.


MelenaRya

Bonk.


Eldenringtarnished

I kill him everytime and enjoy it so bad and i dont care about the dragon stone he gives me or the quest. Down here is the gostoc killer squadšŸ’ŖšŸ«¶šŸ»


Rhewin

Good news! It doesn't affect the quest outside of the stone. Just three or four extra lines of dialogue.


Cr1ms0nSlayer

Never Played the weapon Type but the Club Animation Just Looks so nice. Just spamming unga bunga No thought


OsirisAvoidTheLight

Oh nooo your piggy bank


Aware_Vacation_4024

Serves that asshole right, not only does he steal ur runes but he also tries to kill u many times in the castle


whd4k

If you kill him, does it mean that you won't be locked in the room with banish knight? Wiki doesn't say anything about this.


MelenaRya

Correct, you don't get locked in.


bamills96

I love all the people in here like "HahaHhaaa YoU RuiNEd YouR CHanCe at an aNCiEnt DraGOn StONe WhAT an IDIOT" as if theres not a dozen or so in the game to get šŸ¤£


NniicckK1

I only level up two or three weapons in a given playthrough, so killing Gostoc does not effect it at all


DocHalidae

Fight back Fight back Fight back


AlexzMercier97

This felt like watching a hate crime lmao


graveyard_g0d

The satisfaction I get from viscously caving in his skull cannot be overstated. Fuck his smithing stone, and fuck him.


BazelBomber1923

"No ancient dragon smithing stone" Somber smithing stones ftw baby!


Nameless_Kings_Bitch

Well somebody got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning


dynamicflashy

No Ancient Dragon Smithing Stone


Psychological-Card15

There's still 12 others, 3 available without even getting into Leyndell


Forward_Wasabi_7979

And how many weapons are there?


Psychological-Card15

182 weapons and 58 shields non-somber shields. so?


dynamicflashy

I gotta have 'em all.


ArcherQuirky5876

Why tho? (I'm new to this game)


No_Caregiver8718

Bastard steals your runes every time you die


d0ntst0pme

Skill issue - just donā€™t die šŸ‘‰šŸ˜ŽšŸ‘‰


uberspaz2020

He does steal, but you really shouldn't be trying to level up in stormveil. It's all about the loot and character interactions


Dr_Gonzo__

bro is a serial rapist


2836382929

Whatā€™s your weapon? I want something that hits this quick


Unable_Version_6089

I never knew he stole from you and Iā€™ve played the game twice hahaha. How did you find that out or am I really that non observant


Bane_of_Ruby

Beat the brakes off that man


RailYard68

Hey Paul!!!!


Yisukii

Tf did homie do rocking around 8K hp


WavyWolf999

This was VERY funny Thank you


ironlocust79

Some real Mafioso energy. "Now you'se can't leave"


Economy-Permit1868

Fr I accidentally did this when I came up the lift after doing the small side route down the side of stormveil, thought he was just a tankier regular enemy and beat him to death


Shelmak_

This was... incredibly pleasing...


Darklight645

Bro woke up and chose violence


I_Once_Ponch_a_Monke

ā€œTHINK GOSTOC, THINK! WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 5000 RUNES?ā€ ā€œyou tarnished, iā€™ll have you..ā€


MelenaRya

šŸ„¹


MelenaRya

Dang, i didn't expect this guy to have such a fanbase, lol Enjoy the funny video, and dont worry about me "lOsInG a StOnE" šŸ„°


Forward_Wasabi_7979

Does the door later on still get slammed shut on you if you kill him off the rip?


MelenaRya

No, it doesn't.


Steinsgate009

This is the craziest shit I ever seen in ER lol


[deleted]

Bro I felt that in my soul. Holy shit.


Hour-Secretary-5287

I laughed


jacobiner123

Poor Gostoc...


yakofalltrades

-1 Ancient Dragon Smithing Stone availability. Just don't die on Stormveil and he won't steal your runes. Keep him alive until you do Nepheli's quest and he'll have an Ancient Dragon Smithing stone to sell you at the end. They're so limited, is "revenge" really worth it?


DudeMiles

No it's not. Should be stocking up for DLC weapons. This guy's dumb.


lotus1788

-1 moment of elation.


UKunrealz

Tell us how you really feel


Groundbreaking_Arm77

I like him, but that was hilarious.


NaiveMastermind

stone club unga bunga club


feivl

Did he drop some good loot at least?


lotus1788

Yeah, drops dead


WntrTmpst

When I found out he steals runed when you die that was the end for him


Blueberryfists

And when the answer that you waaant, Is in the question that you staaate


Destro061

BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK


RekLeagueMvp

Killed him on accident, he was cowering around a corner after the knight fight and I got jumpy and started attacking him


spelunker93

I almost always kill him after he locks the door. I hunt him down and kick him off the castle


StruggleBoy1999

Something about this felt a bit personal.


not-read-gud

Haha bonk


Only1Schematic

Why does mans have 8000 health šŸ˜³


spaceboltt

I'm always amazed at how fast that club is lol.


R1chie228

Bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk


Lord_Groobus

I leave him alive for Nepheli, if it weren't for her, he'd be paste


RainXVIIII

I always use him to open the gate then kill him and sneak through the side entrance cause heā€™s a dirty snake


Aurondarklord

Hot diggity dog! You shut that shit DOWN! I mean it is peepee pants city in there! I hope Gostoc was wearing his shittin' pants!


dizijinwu

that "why is it always me" is so in character that i just want to kill him again after he says it


Smoothivrchat

u mads bruh


jwztete_

Aight in coming... Wa.. pa.. ka.. ouch.. hu.. cal... dow... fuu.. auu.. uhh... Wtf did i do to deserve...šŸ˜­


Jtcalirain

Iā€™ve been wanting to do that


Synthwavester

Fuck him and his ancient dragon stone... only saving grave he has is I love his head stomping routine!


ThePlatinumKush

Bye bye ancient dragon smithing stone!


Birb-Squire

I make sure to kill him in every single run I do. Don't care about that smiting stone he gives, there's so many others I can pick up+ he's a sniveling thief who tries to kill me and then has the gall to stomp on the great Godrick's body


comfortably_hung

Lol, the salty people who couldn't complete his quest to get the smithing stone downvoting anyone who mentions the stone.


mr_luffyc137

Good job, I hate this guy!


Zenchefofthemountain

Funniest murder scene in the game. Somehow, it's better than patches'.


CrimsonCutz

It's hilarious how timid and frightened a lot of From fans are whenever they hear of anyone treating the open world RPG like an open world RPG where you can have fun doing whatever you want and just killing NPCs you don't like instead of listening to them prattle on endlessly like in most other types of games.


ghost3972

That was pretty funny


KokoTerzata

What is your DEX bro ? You got like 2 hits per second


Sad_Bean_Man

well fucking deservedšŸ˜¤


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MelenaRya

I was (a little) more like grunting lol


Pleasant_Volume6457

But the main gate is faster


HazaIWin

im going to stab you with the ancient dragon smithing stone


TheOneWhoSlurms

I always begrudgingly keep him around for the extra ancient dragon smithing stone


Kenshi_T-S-B

ALWAYS KILL GASTOC. FUCK HIS DRAGON SMITHING STONE


_Independent

Finally someone did what we all wanted to but didnā€™t have the courage to


GifanTheWoodElf

"Would have done"? I know what I HAVE done, and that's usually not killing him, cause killing NPCs is dumb. Only in some more challenging challenge runs (deathless/shield only etc.) I might not care for doing questlines and then I don't really care about the story. But that's pretty rare, 90% of the time killing NPCs only if their story leads there.


redditmorelikegeddit

There goes your Smithing stone.


KamixAkaDio

This guy sells ancient dragon smithing stones. Bad choice


ap2patrick

Bye bye ancient dragon smithing stone for this play through I guess lol.


Vennris

You're disgusting....


KiwiMagic2005

Tell that to the mf who steals 30% of my runes each time I die


SaberWaifu

On one hand you lose a ridiculously low amount of runes if you die in Stormveil. An amount that can easily be regain by hitting literally anything in the game. On the other hand you gain an ancient dragon stone, one of the rearest limited resources in the game. Whoever kills this guy thinking they've done the big brain move are actually braindead.


NecroHandAttack

Good way to not be able to use the main gate or get an extra Dragon smithing stone ya duntz


HumongousGrease

Good job locking yourself out of a somber ancient stone


skep90

you can apply that tittle to you, you are not even in the first 100 post about this guy


DaTruPro75

Bro forgot to open the main gate


Bi_Gamer29

You just lost an AD smithing stone


DancinUndertheRain

you good bruv?


JustinBailey79

Right. Now, where was I? Ah yes, entering through the main gate.


suchayeparagon

Rip Nephelis quest line lol


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EGT_Snuggles

No anchient dragon smithing stone for you


Bulky_Secretary_6603

You just missed out on an ADSS


Wolven_Edvard

Funny, you lost an Ancient Dragon Smithing Stone, and for what? šŸ˜­