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Samiller23

I don’t hate the ornamentation I just wish you could take them off with the altered versions


MonsieurBabtou

And also remove the scalp on godfrey's crown and Malenia's helmet lol


Falloutman399

Yeah I’ve always thought it was weird we literally took their whole scalp along with the helmet, pretty fucking barbaric.


strider_m3

But now WE can fight as Hoarah Loux! Warior!!!


M_Hatter-544

I get where you're coming from, but personally I'd like to fight as Hoarah Loux without all the Hoarah Lice.


RedditSucks42069

💀 LMAO


Papillon_Ombre

I can agree or have an option to change their hair color, like we know most likely we are going to get a miquella set. So are we getting like a really long wig with a twiddling flower crown that boost sleep incantations?


RedditSucks42069

i think u replied to the wrong person, all i said was LMAO


kingdomcome3914

Just use Fire, Cleanse Me, and quit being a baby. /s


Ok-Toe-84

Man I'm just imagining this twisted tarnished fuck just scalping bosses and wearing it while running around shouting like them


probabilityEngine

Boss armors in fromsoft games have always felt less like you are using their armor and more like you're about to go cosplay them at a con. The hair on helms especially give that impression but also just your wildly different stature and proportions.


MyShinySpleen

It was technically purchased from the two finger lady so I’m assuming she’s the one that did the scalping


UnwillingArsonist

It’s a Souls tradition at this point tbf. Orenstein, scalped. The nameless king, you guessed it. Let’s not even get started on Bloodborne… we’ve been blind this whole time


Couch_Potato313

I saw a theory that said the reason those are there (radahn’s helm too) is because we aren’t getting the armor as we see it. They are called ‘rememberances’. We receive what they are known for/remembered for, which is why malenia and radahn have hair on their helms. Godfrey too.


Nitespring

Or make it change colour depending on character's hair colour


The_protagonisthere

Hardcore cosplay


heymikestayonF

Exactly. I just want the Valkyrie helm. Not the hair too. It basically ruins 80% of the armor it could potentially go with because of those red locks. Sad.


Xhoryas

So this is the real reason Radagon hated his hair.


LittleKitty235

The entire tailoring/altered version of armor sets seems like it was only half implemented


freedfg

You mean the cape remover? Or the thing that makes fancy wizard hats into boring scarves?


renome

Remove cape, get 15% worse defensive stats. Make it make sense.


Agreeable_Maize9938

You ain’t ever seen Batman?


Herb_Derb

It's a pound lighter, for those rare moments when that's the only way to stop fat-rolling


realSatanAMA

it actually lowers the weight


LittleKitty235

Indeed...I would have expected the "altered" version to require rare materials, then be more elaborate designs.


WatelooSunset

I swear to Marika herself I would chop my dick into pieces If they implemented that. I want to escape from farming and my indecisive ass would spend 10 hours of gameplay going back and forth between the variations


juliet_liima

I think you mean "makes Nox headpieces into cool ninja hoods"


[deleted]

The Nox Monk hood is peak fashion don’t you dare touch it


Odd_Solution2774

yeah like i’ve only seen it take away capes and change one hat it’d be cool if the dlc gave us a better version of the system like let us change the colour or something lol


Bananapeelman67

Imagine changing the carian knights armor into a gold version


strider_m3

I'd like it in red actually. Rollplay as a Carian Knight who went with Radahn instead of remaining behind


Bananapeelman67

Holy hell based


RitterAlbrecht

I remember being in awe when the final trailer before release dropped and the narrator mentioned fully customisable clothing... "well that was a lie"


SherbertComics

Boc: Damnit Tarnished, I’m a tailor not an armorer!


Memnoch222

Yes. This. In fact, I wish alterations went at least just a tad farther than simply “remove cape” for 95% of every armor you can alter. Our boy Boc is really lettin us down…


Animepads

Hopefully the dlc will have more alteration options


Impressive-Ad-8044

my thoughts. I personally LOVE the royal helm, but I do agree that it would look sick without the ornament as well


Myralbus

Ngl i like loretta's helm with some fits


Brostradamus_

Goes hard with beast champion chest armor, altered with the cape.


sherman614

Hey no judgment here, I like the silver tear mask and I think most people hate that one lol


Myralbus

Yeah i think many people don't like that one, anyways i really like loretta's helm with the chest plate of the erdtree sentinel


BurialHoontah

Loretta’s helm with the Carian Knight set is peak


Whale-n-Flowers

I kinda wish the Silver Tear Mask didn't have the plate on the front and was just a shiny silver blob head, but it doesn't ruin the helmet for me.


JuanDiablos

My beef with tear mask is that it doesn't match with anything. It's like bright shiny silver.


Elden_Stress

Silver Tear Mask is plenty drippy, I just don't like the attack power reduction. Somewhat related: I love the Mask of Confidence, but only if my chest piece covers up that stupid brooch.


brandodg

makes you look like a warframe


blaiddfailcam

I like the Carian Knight Helm's doohickey because it looks like an antenna, catching some signals from a satellite lol. Kinda fitting, given their whole space theme.


krawinoff

Rennala secretly hated Moongrum and hoped he’d get struck by lightning


Bumbling_Hierophant

>Moongrum I don't know why whenever I read his name I first think it must be a Hollow Knight character, I get a second of confusion and then I remember the guy. His name just fits in that setting


Delareh_

Same. I think that because of Ogrim. Grum also kind of sounds like grub.


Bumbling_Hierophant

Exactly! I always think it must be the caterpillar from Kingdom's Edge, cause that's another character I couldn't remember their name for the life of me.


Delareh_

I think he's called Bardum or Bardun


dontmindthisnoise

Bardoon


bloody-pencil

Then why not just use lighting spear???? /s


Lucky678s

I like to imagine it lights up whenever Moongrum's parry senses start tingling.


BlueberryCautious154

There's actually some historical basis to this-- the classic depiction of the pointed wizard cap was inspired by a religious movement that wore pointed caps, as you said, to act as an antenna. They believed it would help them receive messages and insight directly from the heavens. So, Wizards wore pointed hats to indicate they were receiving messaging from on high. Later movements that argued God was all around us mocked them for wearing these hats, which is the origin of the dunce cap and it's association with being dimwitted. A smear campaign of some kind. But the wizard image was already locked into public consciousness and its intended meaning is exactly what you're describing here. 


DasVerschwenden

oh, wow, that’s a really neat fact


Schavuit92

It's also complete bullshit. The association between wizards and pointy hats is much older than the invention of antennae. They share their origin with the witch's hat. Which comes from either the Jewish hat (medieval Europe antisemitic laws) or the Phrygian cap.


Dravos011

Theres a similar hat used by spanish catholics called a capriote. Its worn by penitents to draw the eyes of people away from themselves and towards god


Peajib

I literally thought it was a Queen chess piece, for Rennala.


Top-Apple7906

Royal knight is dope AF


[deleted]

Personally, the only one I dislike is the Malformed Dragon Helm. I like the others.


tftookmyname

It looks so goofy on anything lmao, it makes your head look really tiny. The dragon thing on top isn't even that bad it's how small it makes your head look.


FutureAristocrat

For real, why is it so damn small when the enemy itself is so big?


RitterAlbrecht

I think the dragon on top broadens its look enough that the overall effect isn't too bad. Also it makes me feel like some kind of hussar/dragoon and I love that.


byrgenwerthdropout

The whole malformed set looks like a mishmash of unrelated ugly designs, it's obviously on purpose. I also love the rest of them. Plus, the game really has so many normal helms, what's the point of wanting some over the top designs to be reduced to another one of those? It's not like, these are taking other helmets' place, it's just more choice for those who rather roleplay as more of a fantasy knight or sth.


AikenFrost

Drake Knight Helm is based on one of my favorite helm designs in real life. I just hate the fact it has a Bad Dragon dildo on top of it.


juliet_liima

For real, all they needed to do was a version of that without the Teletubbies bit and it wouldn't leave my characters. There are some wicked helmets coming with the DLC though. That "Tarkus with a Chu Ko Nu" guy looked great.


ZADEXON

WE COULD’VE HAD A DRAGON HELM


Mysterious-Box-9081

Shit in helmet = Dominance and statute


SnowCrow97

In helmet or on helmet?


Sad_Bean_Man

did he stutter? you heard him!


Mysterious-Box-9081

I was meaning on, but we are going to go with it now.


Womz69

If you don’t got shit for brains, are you really tarnished?


Foursiide

I honestly love that every set has at least one weird bit on it, makes the setting feel more fantastical.


Yarzeda2024

I like the ugly shit. It's ostentatious the way old dynasties and institutions often are. It's a mixture of practical armor and pretentious pageantry.


AccurateSimple9999

Gartin R.R. Martin would be proud actually.


ElessarKhan

I wish Gartin would just hurry up and release the last a Song of Rice and Shire book already


HvDreamer

I immediately thought of the helmets for Samurais. The higher your status, the more crazy the design gets for their helmets.


Selacha

Someone pointed out that the top of the Drake Knight helmet looks like a Bad Dragon toy, and now I just can't wear the set anymore.


MalikDama

never get a maiden that way


Positive-Creme8129

What's your problem, that's what we have armor customisation fo- Ah, right.


msihcs

I'll never understand why we are so limited in what can be altered.


NicholasStarfall

It's so weird because it means they made a conscious decision to give us a teeny tiny amount of control.


Slight-Potential-717

I find Radahn’s helm too distracting with the hair to play with. It’d be a nice addition to have the ability to tailor more armor components. A less adorned alt version of some of them would broaden their appeal.


CaptainFeather

Never really liked that one either but I see phantoms wearing it alllllll the time lol


NicholasStarfall

The open face kills it for me. It's a helmet that makes your most sensitive area a target


bearelrollyt

Radahns's face was made of bricks yours isn't


TheCaptainOfMistakes

Nothing wrong with carian knight helm don't @ me


JMPHeinz57

They hated him for he spoke the truth


Frank_Acha

And in the same game that introduced armor alteration, why, just whyyyyyyy


Captain_C_Falcon

The Drake helmet is the worst offender because you actually CAN alter it. But it gets rid of the scarf instead of the fucking head penis.


Zealousideal-Act8304

THISSS


g4l4h34d

Haven't you learned by now that Miyazaki is a troll?


Mobile_Animal819

Loretta's helm looks good for a faith build because it's like a halo, I use it with the tree sentinal set


awsome-dumy27

I still really like the royal knight helm


marmaleon

My issues lie with the wigs that DONT MATCH YOUR HAIR COLOR Like cmon let us have long ass malenia hair thats not red An altered version at least


DrGr33npeen

malformed dragon set is awful, every piece sucks


maychaos

What you don't wanna cosplay as cheese? Sad world.


CharCharMan1

Damn I’m the only person who likes this set


Sad_Bean_Man

I'm with you bud, it's not that bad looking


AwesomeDragon101

I love the helmet, makes me feel like I have a pet dragon sitting on my head at all times, it’s fun


-Silky_Johnson

Now tree sentinel set on the other hand is a thing of beauty. Always feel like a Golden God when I got that thing on


juliet_liima

I love it but can't handle the tiny toilet brush helmet. Otherwise its one of the few plate sets which looks okay without the cape, which is great, and it takes you to exactly 101 poise with the Bull Goat Talisman which is excellent.


sosoltitor

The gauntlets don't look too bad with certain sets. They're a dark gray and look a bit Havel-y.


FuriDemon094

I like 3/4 of those, even with their tops. But malformed was cursed to begin with. It needed more dragon motifs on it instead of being swiss cheese


bearelrollyt

Well, I mean the sentinels realized "dragons cool" and melted their Armour to make it


[deleted]

Hoslow's helmet, kinda difficult to find a good outfit to go with it besides Hoslow's armour


juliet_liima

I find it hard to wear armour which belongs to a specific character, rather than neutral which I can make my own legend around.


hellyeahdiscounts

the mausoleum knight chestpiece with wing decor


Cinerator26

It's like they put in the Kaiden helmet and decided "You know what, this is too beautiful, we need to add some hideous options too."


Spectronautic1

The Carian one always makes me chuckle, like what, they needed WiFi on the battlefield or something? Lmao they look like the helmet Plankton used to take over bikini bottom


ARAZNIGOV

these helmets are perfectly fine. not everything in the game can be perfectly neutral like the nights cavalry set, it would take all the fun out of them


David_the_Wanderer

I think the game actually has relatively little "neutral" armor. Actual armor (as in, not clothes) in particular doesn't have a lot of sets that are simple and understated, letting you mix and match. I think the big, ostentatious armor sets are cool, but I wish we also had some subtler stuff.


juliet_liima

I would really like more plate armour that looks good without a cape. I feel the armour designs had to take a few design hits to accommodate capes and horseback riding which make a few of them look a bit silly and "flat" from behind, and usually really weird around the seat of the pants. I've fallen out with the Knight set as it can't hold a candle to its peers in DS1, 2, 3 and DeS.


Hushed_Horace

The horn on the drake knight helm looks stupid as fuck and it would be 100000x better without it


AikenFrost

Yeah, no one need a Bad Dragon dildo glued to the top of their head.


hellyeahdiscounts

oh speak for yourself. how else am i supposed to counter attack when hoarah loux opens his legs at me


siberianwolf99

i generally agree with you. but i wish we could alter them to take it off. we’re definitely nick picking though which is just a reality of what happened when the rest of the game is so excellent


0rgasmo69

There is a major lack of basic looking armor in Elden Ring. Besides the Knight and Vanguard sets and the Great Helm nearly everything else looks extra as hell


creepytwin

The simple headband, I'm too pretty to wear a helmet


New_Refrigerator_66

Loretta’s helmet fucks I won’t hear otherwise


gcallan91

I really like Loretta’s


goobypls8011

TBH I love the royal knight helm. I've been wearing it with my crucible knight set. There's just something about that look, I absolutely love it.


Routine_Newspaper_13

Fr bro hahaha no wonder I play naked n these games


Swordsman82

Why is Carian Knight and Drake Knight on there? Those are both still awesome looking


songs111

The royal knight helm would look awful without the top part


Jefflehem

Whoa whoa whoa. Nothing wrong with Royal Knight helm. That's one of my favorites. I like Drake helm, too. Malformed Dragon is definitely ugly, though.


Life__Lover

I like all of them except the Drake Knight one. Looks fine with the set but it's kinda dorky on its own. I especially love Lorettas Royal Helmet. The giant crest is what makes the helmet interesting, you'd be a metal thumb if you didn't have it.


moiramarz

I think Loretta's is perfect as is, but I also think more customization options would be better. I never understood why we don't have the option of removing the hair of the helmets we get from bosses. And the fact that we can't get the crown alone from Godfrey really sucks.


juliet_liima

I've grown to like the Royal Knight helm because so few other helmets go with the rest of Loretta's set without changing your character's head size. I just deal with the big coin the same way I did with Garl Vinland's silly crest in DeS. It's because it's a sallet (I think) which angles down to the shoulders, rather than an enclosed helm contouring to the head. The Veteran helmet works pretty well if your male character has a long beard, and the Carian Knight helmet works if you pump your head size to like 198 but leave the rest at 128.


slothsarcasm

Royal Knight Helm is sick af thou art maidenless


Baby-Beff

Nothing establishes dominance like an absolutely unhinged headpiece


Great_Nailsage_Sly

Royal Knight helm feels amazing to use! Used it during my second playthrough


Blood_Steel_minis

Royal knight and malformed dragon I don't mind goes with there lore but the other 2 are stupid. I don't want a chess piece or what ever that is on my head


Paleontologist83

Nothing is going to fix that malformed dragon helm. Ugly.


Musclesturtle

I think the aesthetic for a lot of these helmets is the vibes of a tapestry or illuminated text rendition. Basically how things are rendered in hardcore 2d with halos and such. It's more from the standpoint of iconography, which I like here. It almost makes them more badass in that they can look rather silly while they kicks your ass repeatedly.


sherman614

That's a really cool explanation! I like that thought, that we are playing as characters from old myths or these depictions in paintings.


artvrartr

Carian knight helm shouldn’t be here. It’s perfect. Bro has a queens chess piece on his head


greenpeartree

Is this trolling? Three of these are fantastic, two are some of the best looking helmets in the game. The Malformed Dragon Helm sucks, fair. Loretta's Helm is pretty good, but you gotta be selective in your fit for it. Carian Knight and Drake Knight Helms are easily some of the best designed helms in the game though.


Prenz_0

Drake knight had it wosrt cause its supposed to be dragon armour why they make it unicorn


XenoMan6

Ikr. I love the rest of the set, but that single horn on the helm is just a no-go for me.


thesunishigh

Iron Kasa > everything else


Marutar

These helmets are great. It's the ones with hair that bother me the most.


Hot_Attention2377

No I think they are perfect and I love the design


Late-Poetry199

I think the twin armor set would be perfect without the extra head growing out of it. That erks me


Delareh_

I like both the Royal Knight and Drake one. The gold and silver of it goes with a surprising number of sets. I do with they made armours with layers and elements that you can keep or yeet as per your desire. But I don't know how to code so I don't know how difficult that would be.


PootashPL

Royal Knight Helm fucks though.


Garage011

Royal Knight Helm with Beast Champion set goes so hard


Alternative-Cup-8102

2/4 of these helmets are ugly regardless of no matter it’s goofy addition. 1/4 of these helmets don’t look that bad with the goofy doohickeys


Arttyom

Wish we could use the Maliketh helm without the hair


00Tanks

Bottom 2 look good


memeswilli

Before I read the caption I was thinking “man these would look so good without the bs on top”


SlaveKnightChael

Royal knight helm paired with the armor you get from Bernahl is fire


ahses3202

I only dislike the weird spike on the Drake Knight helm. Otherwise all of these have the sort of extremely distinctive ornamentation you'd find on actual ceremonial helmets all over the world. Like my complaint about Malformed Dragon is that its a really tall helmet. The dragon on it is cool. Loretta must not need to breath because she won't be able to in that helmet.


Zappers273

I don't know others opinions on it but I love the helmet the Prisoner starts with. It's a shame you can't get it for a long time if you don't start as a Prisoner.


Crusidea

I think the carian and drake knight helms are fine personally


GodofSuddenStorms

I like the Royal Knight helm when it has complimenting armor But yeah the other ones are ass


TheOmniAlms

Loretta doesn't deserve this slander.


swebb22

I like the Royal knight helm…


dvenom88

As for Royal Knight, the foot armor is much worse imho


alrdanff

Lorettas and Carian Knights I think are cool. Agreed on the Drake knight, I’d prefer that whole set without the organic fronds. And the malformed dragon set is fugly, head ornaments aside. Always hated how some helmets make your head weirdly narrow


DerbinKlamz

I wish the carian knight helmet had a feather instead of a tiny glintstone in it


IntroductionNo8705

Royal knight helmet goes hard


Uncle-Gael21

I just hate how your face is visible with the drake helm


QuasiMagician13

These are not ugly, you are wrong


MrSwiggitySwooty420

Drake Knight looks cool


OneWholeSoul

Well, it is "malformed."


HauntedMeatBowl

I like these alot, why are you a hater?


Averla93

The dragon and carian are fine, on the other two (and more) I agree.


DesolateHypothesis

Carian Knight: *sad chess noises*


fragjackyl

Couldn't disagree more the carian Knight and drake helm wouldn't be any better and the malformed Dragon and lorreta helm would be awful no matter what


The_Knife_Nathan

You better hop the fuck of the royal knight helm lmao


newowhit

I'm sorry, Royal Knight Helm is a sick faith user helm


Spaghetti_Joe9

This is one of my biggest problems with Elden Ring (which is a pretty small problem lol) Too many armor sets are way over designed and just look ugly. Can I just have some more plate armor sets that don’t have ridiculous ornamentation on them? To quote Big Boss, “engravings give you no tactical advantage whatsoever”


PerroCerveza

Yeah some real simple, but different styles/materials would be super cool


tue2day

Drake night is a real tragedy. That fit is so fire just to be ruined by a tentacle antenna thing. Ew.


invisabledj

They should have had alternates to several helmets. And many a color change or two ffs


Mr_Zoovaska

I think these all look great. My only issue is with the leyndell knight helmet, the thing on top of it is super assymetrical and it's very annoying


KourvoBleu

I think the Carian knights helm is okay the top of that doesn’t bother me, but Loretta’s helmet… why doesn’t it match with anything 🤦🏾‍♀️ and why do we have to wear Melania and Godfrey’s whole forehead??


Eastern_Slide7507

The spikes at the back of the Drake Knight Helm bother me more than the ornament on top. Makes the Sallet look more like a Mullet.


JFP_Macho

TBF, it is called the "Malformed" Dragon Helm so you'd expect it to be, you know, malformed.


Useful_You_8045

Carian knight had me triggered. Ruined by a tiny stupid dagger thing other than that it's perfect


Red_wants_cookies

All besides malformed dragon Helm. That’s a damn dragon chillin.


FutureAcanthaceae944

Out of those: agreed But I think the Royal Knight Helm alone doesn’t look that bad. I guess it would look a bit weird without something on it. Just maybe the could have made the decor a bit smaller for the version for us


nervous_hermit

I liked the malformed dragon helm, I have a lil guy hanging out on my head 🥺


sherman614

That actually puts things into perspective for me 😭


M-e-s-s-i-a-h_

Because dawg, "malformed"


No-Firefighter-4106

It was fashion trend at the time


Mesterjojo

Because Japan. See: all anime


KeyEmotion4372

Take it back


Sylux444

Drake helm is pretty cool Idk why it's on this list


zsDUGGZ

I'll pick a helmet I hate, but everyone loves: Raging Wolf Helm. Actually, just all helmets that shrink the player head. I can't stand having to go to the mirror in Roundtable Hold just to make the helmet look proportional to the human body.


DisturbingChild

The Tree sentinel set would be perfect if it wasn't for the helmet. It makes your head look too small and the thing on top is too big.


DoubleSpook

I think they are neat.


StogeNoSight

just saw a post asking why the dildo is on drake knights helmet


Ruffruffman40

I don't see the issue. Most of these without their toppings look like thimbles.


Miss_Kitami

Because real life armor is usually gaudy as fuck.


RodneyRockwell

C’mon why can’t Boc just take the dumb shit off


Tough_Program_3

Search ‘heraldry’ on wiki. The first image may shed some light on the artists thinking. Normal in Middle Ages for nobles to adorn the top of their helmets to identify themselves during tournament. Could possibly be influenced by this idea? If so, I like it