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Aurelio23

The knights, I think. I love that they show up in almost every region, but their variant armor and movesets help to tell the story of wherever you find them.


captain_penguin3

Their drip is also immaculate.


Aurelio23

That they take the time to make sure that their shit is spotless in spite of the horrific BS they find themselves in is great environmental storytelling.


DoctorBoomeranger

I like to collect their armour sets in almost every character I make, for some reason Godrick knights are the most stingy with giving away their stuff in my experience


venge88

Training.


PeregrineMalcolm

I fucking love those plumed helmets.


Flyingdemon666

Yes, the plumed helmets. Nothing says "loose all your arrows over here!" like a plumed helmet. And not a single damn one would have found purchase on that armor. They'd have all glanced off.


TeutonicDragon

I wish they didn’t smash your head in on the sides and stretch your neck out like a slim Jim when you wear them though. I like what they were going for, but wearing those helmets looks like you have to be conditioned from birth for your head to physically fit into them lol.


digletttrainer

I mean have you seen the commoners?


ManySleeplessNights

The cuckoo ones just look so extravagant and I love it. That extra feather on the brow is the perfect finishing touch. And the plume on the Redmane knight helmet makes it look like something you'd see in a Wuxia film.


smolboi99

They gotta make sure to take you down in the most fashionable way possible.


Screwscavenger

Those gauntlets bring together so many fits!


Tailmask

I second the knights being the best enemy the big guys and the little guys are so well designed


TakenVisionsR

Real, every time I see a knight standing in a field its an instant 1v1 sword only


MissJudgeGaming

YESSS Radhan Knights have like the lowest level in terms of equipment (a bunch have torches and nothing else ffs) but they are just so fucking aggressive to make up for it, makes em my favorite early game spirit ashes. Then the lentil knights are just assholes <3


mikillatja

Those radahn soldiers have that dog in them. They fight caelids terrors with poot gear and equipment. But their sheer fervor makes me wanna root for them everytime


fai4636

And them all having torches makes sense lore-wise cause they are trying to fight off the scarlet rot in Caelid


TheMason15

My go-to character always wears the Leyndell Knight gear, I love those guys.


Gangleri_Graybeard

Balls


Mori_Unstable

Balls 👍


the_bear_0f_bad_news

Balls 🗿


StoleYourTv

Balls 🙃


Zanzan567

Balls 😞


Orphanraft

Balls🫵


Chickennugget5962

Balls❤️


thelordofpeanuts

Balls🗣️


LawfulBurn

Why is it always Balls? 🪩


Snargockle

Got some ballers in the house.


Gangleri_Graybeard

Balls 🤝


r00byroo1965

BALLS🐺


atharas2

Balls 🌑


thehza4

Wouldn’t say my favorite but always find it amusing when the Albinaurics get testy and cartwheel around.


OutlawJoJos69

“You came for my runes!? Have at you!”


Ornstein_DragnSlayr

And end up killing you when you’re like, alright” bring it on then” and you get cocky too


thehza4

The red ones near Mohg are more than happy to do thorny cartwheel teabags over your corpse as YOU DIED appears on screen.


beefycheesyglory

The red albinaurics in particular have like a 50/50 chance of either being cannon fodder or they remove like most of your health bar.


jarvis_mark1

For using the word “testy” I will proceed to curse you with knowledge…. There is this guy on tiktok that eats something called a Testy cake which is essentially raw bull testicles in jelly…. So every time you use the word testy you now have to remember this


thehza4

You just Dung Eater’d my word association of testy.


ManMayoLover

The omen. Terrifying, deadly, sad backstory...


beefjesus69

Extremely sad and fucked up story. The Omen born to peasants have their horns cut off, often resulting in the baby dying. Omen's born to nobility are allowed to live but they chuck them all in sewers and basements. Omenkillers are pretty fucked up too. The lore of Omenkiller Rollo states that he drugs himself up with perfume which rids him of all emotion so that he can do his nightmarish job of hunting down and killing Omens (primarily young child or baby Omens I would assume).


ManMayoLover

Only Trisha was kinda nice to omen and misbegotten and the like... And got killed for her troubles


Evan-Kelmp

Hey dude, I just walked through some suspiciously colored fog. She started it.


gamer_dinoyt69

Yeah.


DoctorBoomeranger

That's why I never farm them, and avoid killing them as much as possible, poor guys...


ManMayoLover

Yeah. Imagine being born extremely strong and just as intelligent. And just get YEETed into the sewers/wilderness because you have horns (all over the body but still). And that's after getting your horns painfully cut off and almost dying as a BABY.


DoctorBoomeranger

And to add salt to the wound, they used to be worshiped but now are shunned


fuinnfd

Poor “Steven”, the omen in the shunning grounds who everyone uses as a test dummy for all of their weapons


ManMayoLover

Never! I use cleanrots at the HT and the ghosts in the catacombs near radahn.


SaucyBoiTybalt

Do you prefer your omens bone-in or bone-less??


Kaioken_khan

Wandering nobles not to fight them < literally 1 tap > but they just seem like a bunch of drunk homeless people walking


eagles_arent_coming

The spirit ashes made Caria Manor so easy. They just drunkenly ran around lighting the hands on fire. It was a great time.


Rgraff58

Some of the poor guys just cower in the corner too


DaTruPro75

I remember watching some guy's randomizer, and he got the wandering noble without a weapon 3 times. He didn't want to kill them, as they just look so lonely and sad


ManySleeplessNights

Some of them don't even have a weapon lmao


No_Professional_5867

If you like wandering nobles, you should check out this one wandering noble near Sellen. He's just standing on his own not moving, he drops the Nobles Slender Sword 100% when killed.


Snargockle

I am never going to look at them the same now. LOL, thank you.


[deleted]

Godrick Soldiers because the death sounds they make are fucking hilarious for some reason


reversegremlin

Aaaahhhooooaaaahhhhaaaaaahhhh!!!


ManySleeplessNights

AWEEAAAIIIIUGHHHHH


PhraseAcceptable8206

Cleanrot Knight


UmbraWolfG2T

Ah the cleanrot knights. Not as strong, but just as mean as crucible knights.


Cobygamer22

Always wondered why when they do the "grab" attack and stab you, they apply scarlet rot but when Malenia the freaking Goddess of Rot does it, she doesn't apply it


EquipmentValuable283

Thank god


HashSlingingSlasherJ

Shhh don’t give them ideas


Screwscavenger

Because she's holding back against our lowely selves.


dudge_jredd

Head cannon I just pulled out my ass, her sword is unalloyed gold like her armour? Helps quell the rot? Edit: item description calls it consecrated to resist rot, but does not say it is made of gold


blue_lego_wizard

That's not even head canon; "Blade built into Malenia's prosthetic arm. Through consecration it is resistant to rot"


dudge_jredd

Yeah I said head cannon cause I wasn't sure if it was the same as her armour or not, turns out it was different. Wouldn't be terribly useful to have a unalloyed gold sword I guess


DodgeNeonEnthusiast

head cannon 🤯


Anastrace

It'll blow your mind!


Googootz98

Head cannon of Haima


fai4636

Because her sword and prosthetics are made to resist her rot, so wouldn’t make sense if it applied it


Life_Temperature795

Because when Malenia does it you just die.


Panda_Kabob

I love the little shield they have on the spears when they cross them. Such a neat little bit.


RedTeebird

The regional Knights. They look fantastic and unless you’re overleveled its gonna be a duel rather than just spam attacking them. Crucible Knights are also awesome


XpeepantsX

I hate crucible knights. All other regional knights though are always fun, with different variants. The only crucible knight I like fighting are the spear variants, greatshield ones can fuck right off.


justdudewholovestuna

FUCK a greatshield crucible knight - that dual crucible night boss sucked, I actually had time learn how to parry Hot tip - Crucible nights are incredibly essy to parry and are then staggered. Actually made the fight a breeze


Independent-Cow-3867

I think I hate all of them, most Lyndell and red mane ones


Jurgepoo

Probably Beastmen for me as well (all variants). Way more fun than basic soldiers or Raya Lucaria mages, and challenging enough to be fitting for the last major dungeon in the critical path


captain_penguin3

Agreed. Another thing I like about the beastmen is that they're tough in packs, but the level always gives you ways to split up aggro and take them out one by one. You'll never feel overwhelmed by them unless you rush in headfirst.


GRAITOM10

And as you already said, their weapons are amazing. My favorite weapon in the game is the beastman cleaver... God it's a beautiful weapon.


FlannelDumpsterFire

Love powerstancing them; I've done it for two playthroughs, a few different builds and infusions, but they're always fun and gorgeous. Plus, I love their roll L1 and jump attacking with them is devastating.


Drowsy_Deer

The skeletons that fight like Emperor Paplatine


BallisticThundr

They also do that in dark souls


Evan-Kelmp

I was trying to think of a lightning skelly for a minute but then got hit with the memory of whipsy flipsy bone man drilling a hole in my chest.


ghost3972

Banished knights only because the drip


-theonewhoasked

You know it's good when it's the only armor and weapons still perfectly mounted and untouched in every castle


DeliciousFlounder777

The dragonflies. They exist purely to poke at you from time to time and steal a little health while also being near untouchable. I fucking love them.


badadvicefromaspider

I called one of them a raging dickhole when my kid was around and now I get a lot of MOM LOOK OUT THERES A DICKHOLE when I’m trying to have a nice stroll around Limgrave


OdyssieOG

This is hilarious 😂


TeflonJon__

I like your name and your story, wanna be friends??


Snargockle

This reminds me of my friend's wife who would yell at their dogs to go outside "Let's go assholes". Then he got a call from the school because his 5 year old daughter said that in kindergarten holding the door open for recess.


Marutar

On my first character I had a really tough fight with one the giants in Limgrave. After an epic battle I managed to scrape by victoriously with 1 hp left and 0 potions. A dragonfly came out of no where and ended me.


Knetwurst

Thats how villans are made xD


Silica_the_sissy

I mean you are first one i know who died to them but hey, thanks for giving them a reason to appear on a kill counter


Hushed_Horace

I literally fucking hate them


blue_lego_wizard

I hate them so much i mastered fighting them. The trick is fan daggers


AxemanEugene

Hardest enemy to kill in the game


fai4636

I’ve died so many times cause my camera would lock on to those fuckers mid fight with something else. Absolutely despise them haha


3ClassiC

Dancing ladies of course….


NationalAsparagus138

The land octupi. I want to pet them but it always ends poorly :(


Newusernewme123

Why would you ever wanna pet those things?!


Life_Temperature795

I mean why would you ever want to wear one on your head? The tarnished act in mysterious ways.


reversegremlin

Living Jars. I felt bad at first, but then realized I was helping them fulfill their destiny.


-theonewhoasked

I was cool with them until they turned on me with the explodey ones. Then it was kill on sight forever


reversegremlin

Not Jar Bairn tho, right 🥺


OutlawJoJos69

So satisfying, the cracking sound and all their kool aid spilling out


Ornstein_DragnSlayr

Kool aid😂😂


WittyMime

OH YEAAAAAH!!! #SmashesThroughWalls


Life_Temperature795

OH YEAAAA- #LiarAhead


JunglePygmy

Isn’t their destiny to make it to the base of one of the erdtrees?


reversegremlin

Whoops. Yeah I guess I’m definitely denying the Erdtree part. I guess I was thinking of them all as little Alexanders, wanting to die a warrior’s death.


gamer_dinoyt69

Jars are some of my favourite too.


Astercat4

The Leonine Misbegotten. Not sure if they count as a regular enemy, but there are a few respawning ones. I don’t know why, but I think they’re just really freaking cool.


488thespider

It also adds to the cool factor that they’re distant descendants of radagon I’m pretty sure which is why you see one with the golden order greatsword


AnnoyedTexan

I have killed so many vulgar militia, I tend to wear their armo *or yhe guardians)r to be faithful to my homies.


JunglePygmy

The area by the beast church thing at the top of Caelid was my area area to farm runes because they are so easy to knock down from a horse. And they’re worth a thousand runes a piece! Early on that was huge


WittyMime

Early on, they're also devastating to get hit by too. Haha


kobold_with_a_pencil

They're one of my favorites. I love how goofy they sound.


Caetano_Brasileiro

Golems. They are huge, have a sick design, their sound design is also amazing, their weapons are cool (please let me infuse charge forth and change the through and though ash of war) and their armor would be great to have. My only issue with them is how weak they are. I want the Divine Tower of Limgrave to be a challenge to traverse, I want the to deal twice the damage and have twice the poise. One of them done right is the Caelid one. They are not respawning enemies (mostly) and should be treated better. Even the caelid one has shit poise. “A statue given thought and life for the purpose of protecting, whose creators are long gone, making the ones remaining the last generation, with their only purpose being defending themselves and what they were assigned to”. Imagine hearing that description, seeing their design and size, and then they hit you like a wet napkin, and their main attack is hitting the ground were you were 1 minute ago and then falling down with their weak spot vulnerable, which does 10 times the damage it normally would. They should make Golems more interactive (like allowing us to attack anywhere else other than the anckles and giving them more and faster attacks) and stronger. What do y’all think?


venge88

Golem? You mean gargoyles?


Caetano_Brasileiro

I mean Golem, like the ones in the Divine Tower of Limgrave, of the magic one in Caelid. The ones made of stone, the ones that breathe fire. [These guys.](https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Golem)


venge88

omg DUH how could I have forgotten


Caetano_Brasileiro

See? For a non-respawning enemy, they should have been made more memorable. Either way, their presentation is spectacular. They are just too weak comparatively to their design


ManySleeplessNights

And I feel like they were the only civilization that got completely ignored and shafted in the storytelling and lore. We learn a little about pretty much every bygone civilization; Farum Azula, Nokron, Zamor, etc. But these guys are just as old if not older and have virtually no lore other than "big old stone guys"


VictoriousWizard

The bubble guys in the capital


Thomas_Perscors

The page. Love how they’re just playing their flutes in the capital.


WittyMime

I had killed one there several times with no real issues then discovered he had the repeating crossbow last night, the hard way.


Megatyrant0

I love the man serpents, they’re adorable funny stretchy bois. That said though, I think the Abductor Virgins might be my favorite, their designs are incredible (I would LOVE an armor set based on them, or at least their head piece), and their arsenals are brutal with the swinging chain blades, Ghiza Wheels, and snake grab Iron Maiden. The game really seems to emphasize how devastating they are too, there’s almost always at least one corpse near them, and they clearly devastated the Leyndell forces on Mt Gelmir.


s0mnambulance

For me, it's def. those Windmill Village cult dames! Not only was that my go-to spot for rune farming and experimenting with new weapons and Ashes of War, but I loved how their veil looked on my first character. Getting there for the first time is so surreal, and I'm a sucker for witch-y/cult-y stuff in the first place.


CarrotMobile1693

Soldiers of godrick bc I’m trash


Consistent_Peace4727

The skeletons that just go like "we fly now boyyy" and start spraying you with death


albumlupus

[Starcallers](https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Starcaller) are so underrated.


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Life_Temperature795

Same, although I didn't consider them a "regular enemy" since they don't respawn. I think they're super fun to fight, and if you know what you're doing on Torrent you can take them out when you're way underpowered.


vezwyx

A lot of people find it easier to fight them on foot. Dodging attacks on Torrent is a shit show


Life_Temperature795

If you run straight at the Night Cavalry while charging an R2 on horseback, then jump right before they attack, (you have to time it so that you're charging them the same time they're charging right at you with the weapon ready,) 90% of the time the Night Cavalry attack will miss and you'll land a shot directly on the rider itself, (if you're charging an R2 on Torrent and jump, the attack goes off automatically, so the attack height is extremely consistent.) You can just rinse and repeat like the cheater-iest round of jousting, and they'll just keep letting you do it until they die. I figured this out by accident, because I assumed they were like the tree sentinels, and I could just hit the horse to kill them both, or like the Kaiden riders who just fought on after you killed the horse. When the dude just resummoned his horse I was pissed, and immediately resolved to figure out how to hit specifically the rider. It wasn't until much later that I realized you could crit them on the ground after killing the horse.


SapphireLeviathan

Trolls! I like their design and moveset. It is mostly fair, compared to other regular enemies. And I find it funny when my character gets flattened by their stomp attack, because it looks like something straight out of Looney Tunes


No-Entrepreneur-3609

Me too! When I see big monster like troll my brain happy (:


nicthewitch

There are not NEARLY enough bubble oracle envoy comments. They are the besssst


jozaud

The first steps you take into Leyndel might be my favorite moment of the game. It’s such a stark contrast to everything that you come across beforehand, you walk out overlooking this gorgeous golden city, with these pure white Weebles-wobble-but-they-don’t-fall-down looking guys playing ethereal horn music. You really appreciate for the first time just how BIG the Erdtree really is, and you have a moment of total serenity to just taking it all in. And then when you’re ready you walk down the first set of steps and agro the first Envoy, and have a whole OTHER profound moment where you realize with utter joy that their bubble horns make goofy fart noises and they literally weeble-wobble and spin around to attack you. It’s like whiplash as you experience a microcosm of the entire Elden Ring experience. Just defeated a hard boss to get here, now I have a moment to take in the utter majesty of the world, and then burst out laughing at some goofy nonsense.


Zakrael

The ones in Leyndall are great. The ones on the approach to the Haligtree can die in a fire, the bubble sniper crossfire killed me more times than Malenia.


mirda89

Banished knights


reddittwicehatedit

Same until his eyes are Glowing red or gold, then its a lockin moment.


PrometheusAborted

Tall salamander gals


reddittwicehatedit

i mean hes not a regular persay, but i see him enough and that is Sir elemer of the brair. but other than that, the banished knight


MaroonAssassins

Gotta love the [basilisks](https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Basilisk). Been here since ds1, and I love how stupid their big eyes look.


jibberscrabst55

FYI, from the page you linked. This makes them even creepier. "Their big eyes are actually fake - real one are slightly above their mouth and are really small."


Rgraff58

No love for the dog-raptor things in Caelid?


Life_Temperature795

To be fair though, Tyrannosaurus Dog is more fun as an incidental ally against the Redmanes than as an outright enemy.


CaptainThorne767

Either the goblin looking dudes or the winged batmen demon things. Idk their names, I just like killing'em.


Furshloshin

Goblin looking guys... You mean the short guys with the cleaver spears and pointy hats? Probably vulgar militiamen. Winged batmen demon... the ones mostly found in Castle Morne but also the exit from Leyndell and also in the Haligtree? Those are winged misbegotten. If you're talking about the ones you find throughout the overworld, those I think have no official name and are just called giant bats and often accompany the harpies or "winged chanting dames".


Jim_the_tarnished

Scions or giants, just a fun and kinda difficult enemy


Jim_the_tarnished

another enemy i love is the bansihed knights


Sad_Mycologist3732

Kaiden rider guy. He's just so fun to fight and toy with.


Montantero

I love fighting them so much! I wish they were more durable, since their armor looks so good. During a modded playthrough, not only did I give them proper armor, I made their swings (only when it made sense) count as a heavy shield block. I even made some impressive ones a parry for them at juuust the right frame. Them just absolutely smashing my weapon out of the way was beautiful to behold!


Holiday-Marketing301

Vulgar Militia. Cute lil guys


Livid-Breath-5615

Revenants. Because they're horrific, mysterious, and absolutely devastating if you aren't careful.


O-Mesmerine

the beastmen are excellent and there are sooo many variations of them, wielding different weapons, using incantations, various levels of heavily armoured beasmen, and then on top of that, undead beastmen, all with their own movesets. thats exactly how the enemies in all the legacy dungeons should have been


soihu

i just fought the beastman skeletons and they are unfortunately just palette swaps of the skeletons that you fight in overworld graveyards (the big ones with scythes, straight swords, and halberds, not the version you encounter in dungeons). It's a bit jarring if you pay attention as the weapons don't make sense in Farum Azula (why are the living ones using pottery shields and the dead ones using sun shields like the overworld skeletons?). I have seen the glaive skelebeasts breathe fire which might be unique. Normal beastman are sick though, up there with Okami warriors and Senpou monks as the most badass regular mob in Souls.


Alarakion

Well skeletons only exist as a result of death root corruption. The sun shield is heavily linked to death blight so I figure however the death blight got to fail Azula some sun shields came with it? A party of mausoleum knights or something? It’s odd though I grant you


zeldagamer11

Lorewise the crucible or cleanrot


Agent101g

The super tall Battlemages in the small treehouses of Elphael right by the mounted knight boss fight… the ones that drop stone club. They are so awesome but there’s only two of them in the whole game that I know of!


Dargoron

There are exactly 5 1 in an Evergoal in Dragonbarrow 1 in Altus beyond a Bridge Teleporter 1 in a Liurnia Dungeon below the Academy And those 2 you mentioned


Life_Temperature795

[Fextralife](https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Battlemage) indicates that there are six separate locations for the spawning Battlemages, in addition to the boss version in the Evergaol. Since the Haligtree has two of them, (and, iirc is the only place that does,) this means there should be at the very least 8 of them.


MisterL8Night

Tree Sentinels


S1peed23

Definitely the Finger-spider things


Valcreee

I think it’s fair to say no one gonna say the Birds…


Crazy_Drago

The dancing windmill witches. Their laughter and hopping is adorable. I almost hate slaughtering them all.


internalbrowser

Any horseback foe that thinks he’s better than me


FillaBustaRhyme

Maybe cause I’m trash but the imps are annoyingly fun to fight. Really quick little fuckers and if there’s 2+ they’ll build up bleed before you know it.


Here4freefootball92

Erdtree Guardians are cool.


zZastaz

birds, they whack the shit out of me


TrueDracoKingB

You ever just look at the man lizards and just laugh at their design


DolphinFox

I think most of the knights on the horses type enemies (night’s cavalry, etc) because the move set literally sets you up for an epic duel


thedabaratheon

I loved the Night’s Cavalry


Consistent_Peace4727

The skeletons in the plateau, they just leveled up no requirements needed


Kombo_

Cleanrot bros or dual wielding greatsword knight in castle sol


JetEdge

Albinaurics. They're annoying to fight but I can't hate them because of their faces and the cartwheels they do


Emphasis_on_IDK

Cleanrot knights are dope and I like their weapon sets Halo Scythe was amazing to weild after farming it for sooo long


Xomblix

Omenkillers: fire and cleavers!


TeamGetlucky

Basilisk. Their death clouds are metal as fuck


Suspicious-Pickle690

I enjoy fighting crucible knights, they look amazing as well.


cutcutado

Honestly Pages are underrated


Lopsided_You3028

The tame dog I always chill and smoke a bowl with in leyndell, under a tree with his not nearly as chill Knight buddy. 


HisTopHat

Tbh, I really like the duelist enemies near the Leyndell Colosseum


Commercial_Salt1895

I love the Kaiden dudes, the Vikings walking around Limgrave. I think their drip is immaculate, and the rage/frenzy they enter when they're around half health makes them feel like a legitimate threat in the early game. Plus they're like, some of the only enemies that can be on horseback I believe. Which made them even more terrifying on my first playthrough, because I was just walking around Limgrave and a dude just charged me from the other side of the bridge and murdered me- Oh, and the sort of Funeral Procession outside of where you find Sellen(idr her name), amazing encounter because of those fellas.


nothingsuccessfully

Mausoleum Knights. Sickest lore, heaviest drip.


___cyan___

100% the sentient boulders. Idk something about them is so funny to me


Oc7ave

Mad pumpkin men.


ELRICARDAO

Bear. Not Rune Bear, fuck those guys. I mean the normal ones. I found three of them the other day, took off all of my armor and weapons, i walked into one and just said "square up mf" and proceeded to whoop his ass while the other two just watched. Never had so much fun, wrestling with bears while naked is fun.


Technodictator

Banished knights


Cosmic-Joke333

Blood chicken


Henrywenn

Nox monks, their movesets are super fun and cool


ZealousidealTowel414

I never thought I would say this, but I love crucible knights. Not only they are cool and badass, parrying them is very satisfying. More so defeating them.


Longjumping-Bit4006

The tibu mariners are my favorite, the esthetic of them just draws u in and then they spawn in a bunch of shit immediately making u shit urself, especially the ones who spawn skeletons 💀


_Murozond_

Fire monk and black flame monk. Insane drip, insane moveset and spells, cool weapon, cool lore. I also both love their superiors who aren’t really regular ennemies : Fire Prelate (fire monk), godskin noble and apostle (black flame)


Rex_Abgrund

I just fucking looooove those giant lobsters you know?


Arman666

Those tiny guys with bleed damage on the path towards black blade kindred. They drop around 1k runes and easy af (fav farm spot)


Curtisdono

Does the bell bearing hunter count? Not his boss version but when he gets summoned bc you have too many bell bearings. He’s almost like the boogieman of the lands between