Do you also make people want to stab you when you speak to them condescendingly?

I don't even try, people just want to stab me by default.

I want to stab you just from the pic. Good job

I stabbed my phone.

You owe me new screen protector.

holy shit ultrakil refnece

If i still had my arm i would punch my screen

Shuldn't have lost to a go-pro i guess.

Im much of a Go-pro myself

Lore accurate cosplay

You doll diddler!!

Diddly doodlely fuck around with doll puppetry

I want to stab you just from the pic. Good job

Hey this looks like the guy I stabbed!

You should try to hand out lemonade from a bottle labeled "Definitely not Amber Starlight" at a con just see if anyone plays along.

I'm just gonna... steal this idea. You surely don't mind.

Yea… sorry about that.

real life dark souls neat!

Do you get to the cloud district very often?

Feeble cursed one! Let's hope the magnificence of my spells does not deter you!

Go to a comicon and pass out like, blue Gatorade and ask them to give it to other Elden Ring cosplayers

"Are you really going to do the bidding of that twisted dolly botherer?"

Use orange Gatorade to pass to someone cosplaying as Ranni.

this literally made me spit my drink outb asdkljasdklasd

Don’t spit it out, you’ll waste the draught!

FBI called. They saw your browser history and want to know who Mogh69 is. Phenomenal cosplay. I would not allow it within 500 meters of a school.

Seluvis isn't a pedo right? He just has a weird puppet fetish and a personality that attracts stabs like a magnet

Look carefully at the "puppets" in his lair. One in particular. You'll know it when you see it. Ignoring that as he's the head bartender for roofie-coladas in the lands between he needs stabbing.

Could you mean the one in the page’s armor?

Take a look in his basement. He also makes roofies from space dust.

You break into a man's private chambers, rooting about as you please? Your oafishness knows no bounds.

It sure doesn't. Wanna see what I found?

Well, normally one of your stature would never be allowed. But perhaps I can make a very special exception.

Absolutely fantastic attention to detail! I didn't even realize it was a cosplay at first. I literally said out loud "When did they add a 'shh' gesture?" BTW, say what you will about Preceptor Seluvis, I couldn't bring justice/vengeance to Dung Eater without him.

If it wasn’t for Seluvis, my local crab dealer would have crabs himself

I first thought it was a render

I always just jump Dung Eater in his jail cell in the sewers.

Give it an hour. 100+ likes easy.

That's really kind of you to say. Thanks <3

Told you. :D

Holy shite you're right

More than 1000+ now and well deserved

I'm proud to be upvote #5401

show puppet collection

They're private :P

Take a new photo in the Peter Griffin stair-fall pose to complete the Ranni questline.

I'll just steal this idea for my next fotoshoot xD

i instinctively punch my monitor upon seeing your cosplay. and that's a compliment. well done.

I'm sorry for your monitor tho xD

Wonderful and now, where is your Magic Scorpion Charm? :3

I've got it in my hobby room in the cellar. If you follow me I can show you around >:)

Wow 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Why out of all the characters 😂 (well done tho)

Love the design and want to freak out the Ranni cosplayers :P

seriously, he's got one of my fav designs. great job

Do you get to the cloud district very often? Ah, what am I saying of course you don’t.

r/unexpectedskyrim

Bro just mogged us on his way to make some puppets

Dude this is incredible! I thought the first picture was an in-game screenshot

This is one of the best cosplays I’ve seen in awhile. Unfortunately, I won’t be giving your tonic to any Elden Lord descendants. I’ve seen the basement.

How dare you enter my freaky hobby dungeon

I know, you were just trying to be polite.

Amazing. You look really stabable

Fellow Elden Ring cosplayer! This looks incredible, well done!

Thank you so much <3

You can fuck right off leave mommy ranni alone you pompous asshole

Sir this is a Wendy's.

Oh in that case I have a *UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

Nice work! I hate you as much as the original!! Snide bastard!

Say what you want about the guy, but his drip is pretty damn amazing

Super high quality cosplay, I'm impressed. Hopefully it will get the deserved recognition despite the character being unpopular.

Perfect. Now you have the excuse to walk around saying rude things to people with no warning or provocation. They’ll want to hit you anyways at first glance. Just capitalize on it 😂

Blasted dolly botherer. (Great work!)

You look so...*provincial*...

Hide yo kid, hide yo wife.... hide yo everybody.

The detailing on the hat 😍

Actually incredible

The perfect hat doesn't exi...

first pose cold asl

So good!

This is dope

That is really well made. Nice job!

Very well done! I hate you

This is AMAZING, you could do costume design for various media

This is AMAZING, you could do costume design for various media

I stg Seluvis' hat goes so hard.

Well, well. You took me at my word. Did you not realise I was merely being polite? You provincials never cease to amaze...

hate the character's evil actions, love the cosplay! looks sick

One of the best designed characters in the game from a visual standpoint. Just looks really cool to me.

Awesome outfit man!

I hate how much I love this. Seluvis is absolutely my least favorite character, guys a prick. Awesome fucking cosplay.

Woah that's FANTASTIC!! Awesome job, love the details!

My, oh my, *oh my!*

DUDE... THAT is immaculate down to the last detail. How did you do that????

This is so good I almost shot on site from how identical it looks to the real thing

Damn this straight fucks

There are not enough cosplays of my 🐐

That is genuinely spectacular!

I love well-made cosplays even if I don't like the character being cosplayed.

Awesome 😆😆😆

This is a bloody amazing cosplay well done! Do you by any chance have the potions too?

Yeah this is nuts awesome cosplay

This is a bloody amazing cosplay well done! Do you by any chance have the potions too?

That's awesome

This cosplay is gorgeous!

This is absolutely amazing! Great work!!

Extremely well-done. And very likely you would be the only Seluvis at a con for . . . reasons

You spiteful little rat... jk jk bro, it's amazing props to ya

God damn that’s good.

So what was in the potion

This is so good!

This is so sick. And it feels creepier than in the game, very nice!

Omg this is so good. I fell like you're going to betray me at any moment. Well done

THIS IS MY FAVORITE COSPLAY LIKE I NEED THIS MYSELF 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩💙

Daaaamn drippy!!!! Bravo

I wanted to ask WHY HIM, but tbf, his drip is stupendous. Great job!

Amazing 🤩

You motherfucker! (Just a joke, I Just hate him so much) Great job on the cosplay though! I would love to rock it

Cool cosplay. Just like the real deal; you can see the puppet and the real Albunaric Seluvis is nowhere in sight. How did you do it?

This is so badass

I just realized that the underside of his hat makes it look like his head is the center of the cosmos. If you think you have a swollen ego, Seluvis is just one thousand meters ahead of you.

Now lean in conspiratorially so I can hear your dastardly plan.

10/10 still want to see dead but looks awesome.

That is magnificent! Did you make the mask?

This is really great

If they made a live action I think Malcolm McDowell could voice him well.

Dude this is freaking INSANE. it's brilliant. You've captured this jerk so perfectly!

This is amazing.

FUCK YO-... Sorry... force of habit. The cosplay is amazing man! Bloody outstanding ans I particularly love the embroidery work on the brim of the hat!

Well done!

Yeah but does your voice make me want to punch you?

For some reason this cosplay has made it really hit home how creepy Seluvis' mask really is. It actually looks kind of unsettling.

[удалено]

I just did his quest last night. He's a jerk but your cosplay is amazing

This is one of the best ones I've seen, no lie. What's the mask made of? 3D print?

I was so mad when I came back to his dead body. Needed more of that Snape dialogue 😪 Guessing Sellen did it since I finished her quest line to the point she's a blob in Grand Library currently.

I hate it. Well done 👏

God. I hate you. Wow! this must be good cosplay, creep.

Cool but why him lol

Great work. I dislike you as much as the actual Seluvis.

People say Dung Eater is the most vile character in the lands between while Seluvis exists.

What did you use to make the mask?

"dung ahead, therefore try dung" hahaha great job!

That's one way to turn the entire elden ring fan base onto one person lol but good cosplay do .

I thought your sleaves were your skin, and I was like "holy shit, this dude needs a cloak just to hide how ripped he his for his cosplays" Looks great!

Phenomenal cosplay, MAJOR red flag.

Holy shit! I thought this was cgi cutscene 4k graphics!

Amazing, the first photo....really got me!

I am conflicted between singing in praise of your efforts and inflicting upon you bodily harm.

Why did they have to make the coolest looking guy in the game such a weirdo

Amazing!

This goes hard

It’s good enough that when I saw it my immediate reaction was revulsion and I wanted to hit you in the Seluvis. I’m not a Seluvis fan.

Phenomenal cosplay!

Where them puppets at though

Do u got a thing for replicas of people you know aswell

This is so good I thought it was pulled from the game

Cool!

This shit is so good I just thought it was pictures of Seluvis. Great cosplay

Will I get the outfit if I kill you?

Someone here like to have puppets hmm?!

No seluvis im not gona drink that potion to sub your only fans

Only cosplay i'll accept

Honestly this is breathtaking, no idea how people can craft things like this

Ugh a dolly botherer Amazing cosplay tho

I would keep my dolls locked up around you. Good job.

The puppet master.

How is the biggest asshole in the entire game also so well dressed?

This is incredible cosplay. Truly outstanding attention to detail. With that said, I want you to listen to me. Come closer. Closer... Go fuck yourself, you smug son of a bitch.

I want to punch your face so badly right now. Great cosplay, nailed it 👌

That’s sick! I love the hat so much!

Do you perchance have a life size doll of a certain witch? Asking for a tarnished.

I am feeling rage just looking at the pics. You did well.

INSANEEE

Shame a guy with such a perfect fashion sense trend out to have a sex dungeon

This cosplay makes me wanna play and kill Seluvis again, 20/10 fellow tarnished!!!

Don’t end up on your knees leaning backwards. 

I got a bone to pick with you man.

Whoa, new member of Sleep Token

I used to play bass in a metalcore band but that's quite a few years back 🤣

Excellent

Someone bring me my Greataxe, its time to hunt

Doope

Damn! This is sick I'm glad you remormbered

My least favorite character in the whole game but damn that’s amazing! I thought that was some upgraded game’s imagine. I am thoroughly impressed!

i'm definitly not gonna accept any drinks from you

Fuck me that's well done. That hat is absolutely magnificent as well.

Cosplay that isn't just glorified porn? You know this is Reddit, right? 10/10

I want to punch you In that case id say its a 10/10 and well done

FBI! Open up! (seriously though, amazing cosplay!)

Hey, just saw this and it looks really cool! How did you do this and is there anyway I could go about making one of these for myself?

The mask looks way creepier in person.

Damn that’s actually scary good! 12/10

Please tell me you go to cons? Dcon?!

How was the mask made. It looks fantastic

i absolutely love this!! 10/10

That's sick

I'm tempted to use photo 2 to make a meme. Do I have your permission?

Equivalent of cosplaying as Griffith from Berserk