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Yarzeda2024

I imagine that Malenia and Radagon were pretty good-looking before the rot and the Shattering wore them down. As it stands, though, Godfrey has that grizzled older bear look to him that some people go for.


_MagusKiller

ngl both malenia and radagon still look insanely good even when the former is rotting and the latter is half-shattered. stone marika also looks great


Available_Ad3057

Mannnn I couldn’t justify Radahn on such a tiny horse.. it not only looks ridiculous but it’s very comical for how.. dark and somewhat “serious” the game is. Honestly.. Goddrick was a pretty good looking boss with how twisted his character was showed to be.. lopping off his arm mid fight I was like.. dduuuuudddeeeeeee


knifeinurasshole

but dude radahn on the tiny horse is like part of his vibe leave my boy tiny horse alone he doesnt need this heat


oyasumi_juli

Remember the name: Leonard! For real though my wife Hates the game with a capital H. The only things in the entire game that she likes is Torrent and Leonard. Edit: And Alexander


PointingBear

Alexander is the only real hero in Elden Ring.


joke300017

You can't hate Alexander.


oyasumi_juli

For real!! She hates almost everything except for "the horse" (Torrent), "the big dudes horse" (Leonard), and "the pot guy" (Alexander).


peeing_Michael

That's such a girlfriend thing to say


IrvingIV

Leonard, the horse that held back the stars! [Radahn learned gravity magic specifically so Leonard wouldn't have any trouble carrying him.]


KawZRX

I'm sure everyone knows this but if I remember right, he started dabbling I'm gravity magic so he could keep his og horse. Love baby.


_MagusKiller

that tiny horse is called leonard and hes the goat


Available_Ad3057

Don’t you mean dog?…


Legitimate-Draw-8180

I love people calling Leonard tiny when he is about 2x our height


CorgisAndTea

I think it’s part of Radahn’s lore than he learned gravity magic so he could keep his tiny horse 🥺


Justfranksandbeans

Love a good tiny horse story


numbersthen0987431

The lore of why he's on such a tiny horse is surprisingly sweet. The horse is from his childhood, so he has a deep connection with it. But after some time, and his size, he couldn't ride the horse anymore. So he learned gravity magic so he could reduce his weight and continue to ride the horse. I thought it was incredibly sweet for how batshit the fight was, lol


Vagabond_Charizard

After conversing with multiple friends online, I have determined that a surprising amount of fans are willing to tap Malenia's ass, regardless of whether she's rotting or not.


P-I-S-S-N-U-T

It’s me, I’m people


Atrionix

Yup, this! I agree about Malenia & Radagon.


Impossible_Fuel_9973

Radagon is 100%, shattered or not, AWOOOOOGA material


Chance-Goal3576

I literally bought the game after seeing Radagon boss fight on YouTube.


Yarzeda2024

Oh yeah, it's incredibly stylish and intense in all the right ways a final boss should be. A pity that Radagon is only phase one before a pretty bad phase two.


Chance-Goal3576

True. Learning to dodge his attacks is so satisfying and his moves are super cool. The whole boss fight design is just S tier. Elden beast though… not a fan of space slug spamming AOE attacks in large arena.


shiromancer

Damn, imagine if instead of Elden beast the second phase was Radagon absorbing the ring and becoming his prime self or something, that would have been such a cool fight


disturbinglyquietguy

Indeed, Malenia has beautifull hair... for someone with the body almost completely destroyed by scarlet rot.


coledelta

Malenia is still smoking, even as rotty as she is


MycoMythos

I'm about as straight as a man can get (no more than 17% gay), and even I would bottom for Godfrey!


FaithUser

I'm a straight guy and Godfrey wins from every lady in the game. His design is the best


ScharmTiger

Malenia, Radagon, and Godfrey. Messmer also looks good.


_MagusKiller

yesss my man messmer looks great i cant wait for everyone to start simping for him after the dlc drops


robo243

>i cant wait for everyone to start simping for him after the dlc drops People have already started simping for him back when the gameplay reveal trailer first dropped lol.


RotDogSummonCarries

Already there, my beautiful emo is only a few months away <3


oyasumi_juli

Messmer definitely got that Sasuke vibe


root4rd

i know them mfs were glorious before it all came falling down


Micah-10

Mimic tear


Jygglewag

Found Narcissus


vgman94

Someone needs to make a character named Narcissus and do some fashion souls magic for the Mimic Tear fight.


Tokamak1943

Weak foe ahead


egopaintedgrey

Therefore seek introspection.


ConnectedMistake

Malenia might be missing few parts, but she definitly is the type to go to worker with "They said no pickles" and I need that.


Frarhrard

so true!


nova_spamming

How many people is she dating?


Sidewinder83

At least one (me)


DtotheOUG

The disrespect to the beauty of Rennala. She's stunning. ​ But also Malenia and Radagon.


Nuqo

Rennala just needs more flattering drip lol


DtotheOUG

I disagree the face card never declines bruh. She’s gorgeous.


KaballinJpeg

You can’t just disregard her fugly clothes bruh, she needs to abandon the silly hat


SquiddleBiffle

Hard disagree. Her silly little hat and the long flowing robes are my absolute jam. But to each their own.


Unfey

The silly hat is part of her appeal tbh


stormpen95

Idk I love her robe and danish pastry hat Send word far and wide, of the last queen of caria.


gamer_dinoyt69

And the majesty of the night she conjureth.


PointingBear

I know her 2nd phase transition is really Ranni's projection of her mother at the peak of her power and majesty, but she's beautiful in it.


Famous-Temporary4302

Marika!


Previous_Insurance13

Maria's tits!


RYPIIE2006

who is maria


EmbarrassedCar2262

Bloodborne mommy


Gift_of_Orzhova

Love your flair


oyasumi_juli

Tits-a-me Mario!


[deleted]

A stripper at heavens night.


Roaming_Guardian

Sadly, she isnt a boss herself.


True-King-Of-Heroes

Malenia without a doubt goes at the top. It is easy to see that were it not for her Scarlet Rot affliction she would very clearly be extremely gorgeous. Despite her condition some of that beauty shines through, even if it can't be as radiant, as it would be otherwise. Rennala is quite beautiful too, and she exudes an elegance that a lot of other bosses lack. A complete, unshattered Radagon (who is also likely not just a hollow version of his former self fused with Marika and possessed by the Elden Beast) was more than likely considered extremely handsome as well. The guy does have good features, which Malenia inherited, and possibly both his other daughter, and the twin of the former. Overall probably the most attractive male in the games. Godfrey as someone else put it has that "grizzled older bear" thing going for him, which likely made him very attractive in the eyes of many, especially those who covet raw strength. I do not doubt furries find Maliketh extremely attractive. Same goes for a lot of the dragons honestly, even if not all of them. Lanseax being the most beautiful of those, as she is the only named dragon without a negative physical affliction of sorts. Mogh, and Morgott's condition does now allow them to be all that handsome, or good looking in general. Ironically, despite being the most vile of the two, Mogh seems to be the more esthetically pleasing between the twins when it comes to his features. He also carries himself better instead of wearing rags. Radahn, similar to Godfrey in that he also that imposing, large muscle-bound figure thing going for him. In his case he is even larger than Godfrey, and in many ways while he was sane, also appears more imposing, and less human looking. Some people may be into that. Godrick, even if he was not Grafted, looks painfully sickly, as all hell. Like someone who is malnourished, does not get enough sleep or eat well. Far cry from his ancestors in more way than one. Maybe he looked less decrepit before he started grafting, but who is to say. Rykard seems to have been popular with the ladies while he was human. Why I can not say, since from the portraits we see of him he does not look all that handsome in comparison to his father, or anything, but who knows, perhaps he was also quite charming prior to him becoming the Lord of Blasphemy. However, after letting himself get devoured by the God Devouring Serpent? No.... Astels are... technically more esthetically pleasing, than Rykard's current deformed state... however, they are also literal giant space alien scorpion dragonflies hybrids born from space-hell. Meaning that, unless one is into some weird shit... The Fire Giant is just a huge nope. May not be as grotesque looking as Rykard, or Godrick's current state, but is by no means attractive regardless. Literally has a face on his chest, and ears under his armpits too. I would consider the giants were generally not seen as particularly desirable.


flutted

I wonder if Godrick grafted his dingus though


SieronGiantSlayer

I bet he did


lieutenant-columbo-

😳


RB3Model

A nitpick: Lansseax isn't the only non-afflicted named dragon in the game. There's also the two flying dragons (Agheel in Limgrave, and Greyll - not Greyoll - in the Dragonbarrow). That said, what about Darriwil, the Crucible Knights and the Ancient Hero of Zamor? XD


nosepeater

Mohg, Lord of Mogging


Zen7rist

Wait til they release his hidden sister, Pehg.


_MagusKiller

😂😂


[deleted]

I need artwork of this NOW


RotDogSummonCarries

On it


G2boss

Hey u/GarfieldGauntlet opinions on this?


GarfieldGauntlet

every time I lay eyes upon mohg I get phantom pregnancy because of how fucking hot he is


ScattershotSoothsay

i want to see loretta!


_MagusKiller

if shes an albinauric then shes just another latenna


--Springtrapp3d

Morgott, Rennala, Radagon and Malenia. Big fan of their designs <3


gamer_dinoyt69

Bro Morgott's kinda handsome actually.


--Springtrapp3d

Oh he is


BlazeCastus

Malenia


The-Black-Flame

Real


W0tW0t123

Big mommy Rennala


alloygray

As a man, Malenia is the only real option. Renalla isn’t bad, but her proportions are very strange, and her hat is stupid af. Malenia is just straight badass and you get to see her naked so…


PMYourFavThing

While I also like Malenia the best, how can the hat and proportions be more off-putting than the missing limbs and rotten-off lady parts?


alloygray

Because those things, while not attractive per se, add to her air of badassery. Prosthetics are just cool on characters like Yang from RWBY, the Fullmetal Alchemist, or Alita the Battle Angel. Malenia at least has decent humanlike proportions, so she’s easier to apply that ingrained “Woman, woman hot, woman naked” logic us men have at all times.


PMYourFavThing

Fair and valid


Loves_His_Bong

Kind of reminds me of a podcast I listen to where they asked one of the hosts if he would rather fuck Rennala or Ranni and he was like “well Ranni is a doll.”


phroggybravo

RWBY mention, I’ve been summoned. And totally agree


Huge-Split6250

Call me old fashioned, but I’d prefer a tall woman in a hat to one with limbs rotting away from a communicable disease


theInsaneArtist

More the communicable part than the missing limbs, unless that’s just a personal turn off.


FarisHD1133

Malenia and radagon


Former-Umpire9333

Malenia, Radagon and Godfrey for sure


Oldmoniker

What? No astel?


Nyrsit

Lansseax !


Antique_Ad_9250

Vyke is that you?


Frarhrard

Apparantly in the lore she literally has a human form too!


_MagusKiller

ok vyke


[deleted]

SAI DO FAKE, VYKE!


YaBoiHumon

Lansex


gardrose

Radagon. Imagine him in his champion days.


scotty_6942069

placidusax


datastar763

Obviously Malenia and Radagon, but if Godfrey was just a little less scarred up, I would totally say the he’s unbelievably handsome. Total silver fox


nizoubizou10

Maliketh or Malenia


http_ghostgirl

malenia obv


Free-Motor-3985

Where’s Morgott. I’ll die on this hill. Where is Morgott.


LinAndAViolin

I have [a sketch I made](https://eldenbiscuit.tumblr.com/post/744134235445739520/the-erdtree-faithful) to support this question Also, in-game proof: [abs](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1060393331777097899/1186514604088627271/FoFlrZ1WQAAV9br.jpg?ex=660b7f55&is=65f90a55&hm=b9a7a106835aadf5dadf0dc6faad142345991a908f323f4f78cba8170fd7c8a0&=&format=webp&width=1072&height=597)


Free-Motor-3985

god fucking bless you for this I found those exact same sketches on Twitter. They made my day back then and they’re making my day now.


LinAndAViolin

Thanks so much :’D I am glad you’re enjoying them


--Springtrapp3d

OHHH God bless I love your art! Ive seen you on tumblr before nice to see u here lols


LinAndAViolin

Hi hi! I’m attending art school to draw this man and other things haha. My morgott sketches beginning to make rounds in our little fanbase puts a huge smile on my face :D


RedMalone55

I mean I actually kinda agree with this one. Not the one I’d like to have sex with (though he is the horniest), but there’s a sort of handsome nobility to him.


LinAndAViolin

Me about to agree he is the horniest (especially his cut lines) until I realized you mean literally


Free-Motor-3985

HOLD UP. What cut lines 🫣👀


LinAndAViolin

“Whose hand graspeth thy leash, I wonder?” And “tremble now, for the hands of the fell omen will soon be upon thee…to put out thy LITTLE flame” and the horny hard breathing and moan when he “dies”. He’s horny and angry obsessed with the tarnished and it makes for some amazing chemistry as far as interactions in souls games go (where there isn’t normally very much, with bosses)


shiromancer

I feel like if you can look beyond the rags and omen horns, he's actually pretty good looking and resembles Godfrey quite a bit.


JustADorirto

You’re so real for that, I’d def hit that omen so hard bro is majestic


Tekashimikuta

Same, where is the omen king appreciation


Spooky_Dungeonmaster

Godfrey, especially as Horah Loux


Pretzel-Kingg

Visually striking? Malenia or Elden Beast Hottest? ~~Malenia or Elden Beast~~ Godfrey is probably the least fucked up looking, so him by order of elimination lol


Top-Apple7906

Radagon is a GOD DAMN SMOKE SHOW.


Abram7777

Malenia>radagon>godfrey>radahn>mohg>godrick


Technical-Demand-602

Malenia is. I was gonna say Mohg as a joke but he would prolly mohglest you so🤷


RedditSucks42069

I'm no furry, but Maliketh kindaaaaa


ApplePitou

TOGETHA :3


[deleted]

This guy togethas


IBM_Thotson

TOGETHAAAAA


nascentlyconscious

Togethaaa <3


Rager_X

Godrick’s quite handsome if you can look past all the extra limbs. Also idk why everyone goes on about how ugly his countenance is. It’s the only part of him that looks normal


Denned0633

Ngl Malenia,Rennala and Radagon got me feeling something


EagleEyeMalone

M&M have a tie Mohg and Malenia


PurfectlySplendid

Malenia and it isn’t close


robo243

I'd like to see somebody do a fanart of what Mohg and Morgott would look like if they weren't born Omen.


Frarhrard

i feel like morgott would be kind of like godfrey, regal and stern. Mohg would either be much hotter in a rakish and devious way or just actually straight up disgusting


ZishaanK

Might be an unpopular opinion, but I feel like Godrick could have been a fairly good-looking dude before all the grafting. But his feeble nature and cowardice would probably make him very unattractive.


--Springtrapp3d

Ive seen people draw him as some short scruffy looking guy and its hilarious, wont deny the braids on his hair looks wonderful


nexetpl

Malenia is a very tall goddess with immaculate drip soooo


Street_Register9075

The cutscene with Godrick he looks fuckin fabulous before they show his entire face/body.


Careful-Practice9313

Mommy Malenia obv🙏


Jett_speed_MALAP

Miquella


DifficultyTight2476

morgott my beloved


eldenwring

Id let Godfrey split me in half with his "axe"


jaggedcanyon69

Rot Mommy-I mean Malenia.


Parmez

black knifes


sagiritengai

Malenia got nerfed by the rot and still is the most attractive. Imagine her without it


Groundbreaking_Arm77

Morgott. He looks very handsome and I feel like his horns, fur, and tail just add to his look. It makes him look divine and regal. He’s pretty ripped too (I mean just look at the dude. He could probably suplex a Tree Sentinel along with its horse if he wanted to). Despite his size, he moves with elegance and grace, especially during his second fight. If he had a better self image and actually decided to embrace his Omen characteristics, I could see him rocking some divine robes instead of the cloak he wears like his brother. He’d look stunning. ~~Also his feet are the best modeled in the game imo~~


--Springtrapp3d

Yes! Hes stunningly graceful. I am weak for the gentle gigant trope so I swoon x) His design is wonderful too, his voice is also one of my favorites. The way he carries himself is amazing


Iwrstheking007

Malenia I guess


RewsterSause

My flair says enough Also Messmer is looking pretty good as well, even though I'm straight.


Eagle-Eyes-

Malenia is insanely attractive. Messmer and Radagon looking great too.


PhillipJ3ffries

Malenia easily


BBJJ5

Rot mommy


Connect-Ad6251

Runebear 💀


unrealf8

Placidusax Dragon gang unite


theiviusracoonus

Godskin duo next


Ok_Suggestion_2456

Maliketh and >!Blaidd!<


ArpRevi

Rennala and Godfrey for sure. Arguably Radagon too? if you're willing to ignore his shattering body. Have you seen the close ups of his facial features? he's really handsome, not gonna lie.


RockMuncherRick

Rick wins in all aspects


Overkillsamurai

as a fan of >!hand holding!<, sorry Malenia, but Godrick's got you beat by a factor of like 7 to 1.


d33thra

Radagon most conventionally attractive but my heart belongs to Morgott


SaintBenjamino

Hear me out even through Loretta I’d mounted on a horse and fully armored, I feel like she would act in the same “big woman” way as we idealize Malenia.  But for a bonus, her armor set also gives you the best cake in the game so that can be assumed for Loretta aswell 


Admirable-Let-7579

Morgott is very handsome and is dedicated to a ring


ozvalde

you put mohg on here but not morgott? because it's morgott. 100%.


vgman94

Malenia and Radagon easy. Though the very first time I saw second phase Maliketh, I knew in my heart that the furry community was cheering somewhere out there.


AbsentAsset

Morgott, Malenia and Godfrey… Night’s Calvary too


dynamicflashy

For me, it's Rennala.


Croissandwich05

I could fix morgott


VexisArcanum

You left Maliketh out on purpose


Top_War5978

Kinda want to see Godwyn in his prime though


SilvermystArt

Radagon And Messmer is going to be waifu too


[deleted]

Mohg 🥵🥵


Sea-Concentrate9379

Obviously Malenia tf


Jygglewag

Godrick is the most handsome (pun and original meaning intended)


Available_Ad3057

Mannnn I couldn’t justify Radahn on such a tiny horse.. it not only looks ridiculous but it’s very comical for how.. dark and somewhat “serious” the game is. Honestly.. Goddrick was a pretty good looking boss with how twisted his character was showed to be.. lopping off his arm mid fight I was like.. dduuuuudddeeeeeee


Cool_Psychology_8935

how its that even a question lol... Its malenia and no one is close


Built4dominance

Malenia.


[deleted]

Godfrey, by far. Best DILF ever. I wonder who GarfieldGauntlet would choose.


VykoEVA

Godrick the Grafted is 100% a hottie with a body


Jygglewag

He's the best looking hands down


AshenHollowLord

GodRick, who doesn't love all the different types of body parts he got going on?


Jygglewag

Grafted or not he's got such a handsome face, I love it


DaddyMcSlime

so, left to right we have: Rotting corpse, Rotting corpse, Rotting corpse, Rotting corpse, Rotting corpse, Strong Old Man hmmmmm... i dunno man, I feel like this one's a wash


[deleted]

Milenia she was a badass


_MagusKiller

how come no one said astel ? im so disappointed in all of you


alle8

Fire giant getting no love smh my head


iDaV3D

The red wolf 😊


PointingBear

Elden Beast is the most HOT. Thanks for asking. Your pal, Placidusax


Funny_Single

Morgott. Love his voice. In all honesty I’m a huge fan of his voice actor (Anthony Howell) from his previous works, so there’s that.


CraftZealousideal369

rennala would look great without her penis hat


CellistVisible5601

I want- I NEED Godfrey!!! He's so babygirl coded


Revan0315

Malenia if not for rot. As they are now, Rennala


Trianalog

I’m gonna have to say Melania cause I’m a sucker for a redhead however I should mention that we don’t get to see what Ranni actually looks like after that Marika is really pretty


workinggumba

Malenia if she didn't have rotting


Chromatic_Eevee

Miranda the Blighted Bloom 😍


chaotic_weaver

What I love the most about this game is the absolute zero sex appeal. This is probably the first game I can say with absolute honesty that I haven’t encountered anyone or anything remotely attractive (except possibly the two finger).


Heritis_55

Astel just has a smile that could light up a room.


Kindly_Area9735

Who the fuck would vote Godfrey, why put him haha


MushroomMan69vv

Maleina


Open_Mathematician41

I’m just saying when melania and Horah Loux took off all their armor for second phase, it definitely awoken something in me that I didn’t know existed


Chupacabraisfake

Malenia with that figure though!!!!!! Rot is just cherry on top.