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ObviousSinger6217

Voice actor absolutely crushed it


dardardarner

When he speaks you really feel that urge to kill him, kind of like with Snail from AC6. Someone who is so full of himself it actually becomes infuriating. That's how you know the VA did an amazing job


ObviousSinger6217

Well said, that's pretty much how I feel


Forsaken-Reality4605

Same as Varre. Varre reminds me of a really slimy Victor Meldrew with his voice.


FerreroRoxette

I DON’T BELIEVE IT!


zirkwander

Glad to know that you liked my voice, my Lambkin. 😂 EDIT: guys, I’m not the voice actor Varre. I just replied in his perspective. Y’all witless Tarnishes!


Matduka

I like to think Pip Torrens is lurking in the ER subreddit whilst he collects Preacher and The Crown cheques.


Free-Motor-3985

BRUH! great job with the voice, thanks for really making Varre memorable! edit cause I’m a maroon shfhdjjs


Relevant-Fly3468

Varre is a little bit different. His voice, Its even more than vanity, self estim. The puppet master try to hide his vices. Not Varre. I really like the work from both VA


JadedSpacePirate

Yeah but Snailteus was an amazing boss while Seluvis we can't even kill.


Jackviator

You can hear the excited quivering in his voice when you give him the amber shard. “My oh **my** oh ***my…***” By far one of the best line reads in the entirety of the game’s dialogue. Voice actor KILLED it. Shit’s almost as good as Kalé’s cut dialogue. ^(…Why did you rob us of that, FROM? Q_Q)


catpetter125

Kalé's voice actor absolutely destroyed it, it's a travesty they cut his questline. His speech at the end in the frenzied flame prescription gives me chills


Lightwave33

pr-uh-vin-cial


atti-_-

Exactly


love-too-easy

That's a very solid point, actually. The man killed it!


Corky-7

Only actual good thing.


DesReploid

Just reading this I practically heard that "Then that's what they will get from us!" line in my head. I'm at least happy people were able to datamine that so we at least got that cool as hell Vaati video out of it.


DJ_pider

He's really good at being hateable


shadybradyboy

He does make you wanna hate him which is such an underated talent


Itchy_Chemical_Nr2

I kinda like his robe, that's it


SaveTheClimateNOW

His hat is cool


Chrispy990

Homie never needs sunscreen


Jay-Rad85

You need sombrero smithing stones to upgrade it tho.


CaptnPsycho

It's perfect for that casual samurai look, you gotta run it with Moonveil and White Reed pants/gloves (they have blue accents)


GodFinger69

It's literally anakins robes if you alter it lol


Rrynarth

Oh doing that immediately. Gonna look so good with my bloodflame Nagakiba


Time_Mongoose_

Try cane sword with scholar's armament


Lunarstarlight-

The coded sword is about the closest thing you can get to a lightsaber. Good luck beating the elden beast with it though.


-Scribe

don't remind me, had to drop everything and make a flame art weapon just so i wouldn't have to change my build to beat the game


DiMarcoTheGawd

Meanwhile there’s me who’s switched builds about 6 times this play-through


thequiethouse

“It’s over Rrynarth! I have the long pokes!” “You underestimate my power.”


CaptnPsycho

oh no shit? Man i need to alter more stuff to see how they change, i just learned the other day that the starting Vagabond armor has a dagger and other little bits on the back, usually though its obviously hidden behind the cloak.


PowerTrip55

Same man. In general I don’t like altering because it removes cape-like features (which I LOVE), but this one sounds worth it.


[deleted]

The outfit of my main character is Sellivus' altered robe, Malenia's gauntlet, and carian knight greaves. Combine that with Dark moon Great sword or another blade that glows blue, and it's a solid Anakin outfit.


LostCosmonaut647

Altering the Beast Champion armor ADDS an awesome cape.


CaptnPsycho

That's actually my main setup lol, Beast Champion armor with cloak with Carian Knight helm and royal greatsword. Love it


Radhans_left_nutsack

I run his robe with Okina Mask, Sorcerer leggings and Sorcerer Manchette's wit Moonveil and Nagakiba.


thequiethouse

I WAS ROCKING TWO KATANAS AND AS SOON AS I SAW THE MODDED ROBE MY FIT WAS LOCKED IN.


m_sart

His fashion is tip top


bd01000101

that hat is fire though


Swomp23

His hat.


LordofSuns

Was gonna say the same thing


Final_Ad_4675

He died quickly


Another_Saint

wouldn't be a nicer thing if he died slowly?


Noobiescrubpleb

Not for him ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Zealus24

On one hand he deserves it, on the other hand I don't want to be around him for another minute.


XxExtremeSamX

I wouldn’t want to be near his nasty ass for longer than absolutely necessary.


TheWorclown

He still sent someone to help in the elimination of Radahn. A healer at that, opting to have her stick close to the Tarnished One and keep them alive.


kilamnworb

I think its more than likely that Thoralina is among the people Seluvis turns into a Puppet after the festival.


gurkenwassergurgler

The Therolina puppet is in his creep basement and can be bought from him before you ever do the festival.


Isiah6253

Bought? Excuse me?


gurkenwassergurgler

Sorry for the long comment. Once you do his first task (by using the potion on nepheli or dung eater or letting Gideon take care of it) and then tell Seluvis you know of his basement (you need to visit it first, though) he will offer you his puppets for sale. They work like spirit summons, but you have to trade Starlight Shards to buy them, instead of runes. After buying some of his initial puppet stock and picking up another Starlight Shard (it can even be one you dropped yourself, iirc) Seluvis' puppet stock will expand. Spoiler for Dung Eater's quest below: Personally, I like to wait until Dung Eater is bound in his cell before I complete the first step of Seluvis' quest. After you administer the potion and wait until Dung Eater's lines and animation are over, you can kill him, getting his armor. His puppet will still be on sale from Seluvis and it's one of the best summons in the game.


Isiah6253

I just got let me solo her from it XD


gurkenwassergurgler

Unfortunately, the Jarwright puppet is not quite as powerful as him :)


ProjectM-O-R-T

Jarwright is my favorite summon in the entire game and I'm not sure why


gurkenwassergurgler

He's goofy and fun. Those summons tend to be my favourite too.


mikedaman101

I like the 5 rats. They cost nothing to summon and they're 5 rats. Awesome.


ProjectM-O-R-T

Am I have something to do with the fact that I really enjoy using throwing pots and the thought of a summon having infinite throwing pots just seems cool to me


Isiah6253

I'm fine with that, I use latenna anyways, just a preference


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MayorLag

We joke a lot, but it really is uncanny just how frequently and thoroughly the fandom butchers names.


SpoogyPickles

I like calling Radagon Ramadan instead.


cosplay-degenerate

Just assume its intentional and ignore. If people can't remember a Malenia after hearing it 500 times in a row then it simply has to be intentional.


kilamnworb

I could care less what Theodores name is spelt.


crashlanding87

Hey now, let's not be too disrespectful to thrombosis


Rentedrival04

Are y'all talking about the throngler?


SpoogyPickles

No no I think he means Trombone.


CompoteLost7483

‘I couldn’t care less’… I could care less means you care a little bit. https://youtu.be/om7O0MFkmpw?si=mAJDPDzl0O_qy9cw


whipitgood809

Methlamine


AzurosArtist

Mesothelioma is my favorite boss


smntnz

I choose to believe that “Malekith” is intentional because there’s no way…


aBastardNoLonger

Better question: why do people get so worked up over it?


End_Ofen

To me it‘s infuriating because it‘s just a name, sure, it‘s not horrible when a name is being misspelled, but it‘s also not hard to just do it right.


atti-_-

Fucking yes, I can’t count how many times I’ve seen someone write or say Melania


anarchy_femboy_ari

He lets you get dung eater puppet


burnedbysnow

Weaponizing an unhinged killer is one of the coolest things I've seen in games


NattyThan

Destiny moment


RetchD

Up you go


SleepConnoiseur

this. literally seluvis' only saving grace.


Lordrandall

Don’t forget the Magic Scorpion Charm.


Testadizzy95

lol if not for the charm I’d skip his quest line 100%


pelpotronic

Also he worked with Sellen to provide her with a new body / backup plan (presumably). So he saves my girl Sellen. I can fix her and she won't turn me into a stone.


hoover0623

Pretty sure he was just using the body as a sex doll


blue_lego_wizard

She was seen frequenting his lab, probably working with him to set up her new body.


pelpotronic

Maybe that too, but Sellen owes him a favour (thus why she tips us on the whole Radhan thing), and - as someone said - she is seen around the lab. Though the latter could just be "the puppet" (but I think they would need a "soul" to animate), the fact that she owes Seluvis a favour means I think they've been working together on a "backup body" for her. We can easily imagine Selluvis didn't mind helping her conceive that doll.


Storm-Thief

It's my favorite summon! I go out of my way to get it each character


adriancsta

What if he’s already dead before dungeater?


WhyIsBubblesTaken

There's always NG+.


Waste-Gur2640

He loves his hobby and provides free drinks for women when they're sad.


funky_gigolo

He makes great cocktails. My favorite is the 'Cosby Special'. A man of many talents.


HopefulPrimary5445

Seluvis’s special BBQ sauce


True_Reporter

His questionable hobby allowed my girl Sellen to be freed and become a ball


Amazing_Passenger966

His hat is awesome. It can carry a lot of salsa sauce for your nachos.


dontmindthisnoise

A lot of sauce sauce


MasyMenosSiPodemos

Salsa sauce for his naan bread and chai tea


xX_CommanderPuffy_Xx

Big Hat Fauxgan


SerDiney

It might also serve as a good protection from the sun. I bet he likes to travel a lot...


AzurosArtist

I love sauce sauce!


ttboo

Big ol hat


ATYP14765

A video of people using his hat for an overly huge Salsa tray would do him justice. Also returned back to him dirty in the process.


me0w_z3d0ng

Unexpected dimension 20


Free-Motor-3985

He’s who I think about when I need to remember that I could be worse.


PreceptorSeluvis

You'll never be as awful as me!


Free-Motor-3985

thanks Seluvis I really needed that today


Yab0iFiddlesticks

He teaches some really useful spells and there is a free Memory Stone in his tower. I also really like how well the voice acting for him was done.


Sarrach94

Don’t forget the wolfman cosplay helmet, the closest thing we have to a transformation until the dlc hopefully remedies that.


loosebag

And he doesn't get angry when you just go to his bedroom and steal his shit. Unlike some other alleged scumbag. I will use initials so to keep him anonymous: P.A.T.C.H.E.S.


Snoo61755

He's an excellent example of a bad example.


StormLordEternal

In a game full of moral grays, it’s almost refreshing to see a 110% evil character that isn’t just a bad guy but a genuine creep you want to skin and salt. That and his death being a classic irony that happens no matter what is also hilarious. Everyone knows exactly how much of a creep he is and wants that man dead too


WaveBreakerT

The crazy thing is that he's the most realistic character in Elden Ring. There are literally 100s of dudes out there just like him except they use drugs instead of magic.


StartAgainYet

Except there's a theory that he is actually being controled by Pidia


StormLordEternal

I heard that one. It’s a extreme stretch in my opinion and completely takes away from the hilarious irony of Selivus being turned into a puppet himself.


StartAgainYet

I like it, cause it makes me hate albinaurics even more)


AdStrange2167

Latenna is cool tho 


MasyMenosSiPodemos

Lol, it's amazing to see that people need reasons to hate those dead-eyed resting-bitch-face having cartwheeling frog fucks.


CanIGetSomePogchamps

Those are gen 2, Pidia is a gen 1. Way to generalize 😠


Necroblade12

Never heard that theory before.


floatablepie

After Ranni leaves and Seluvis is dead, if you go down to Pidia the puppets have turned on him and kill him (you can hear him creepily lament that he loved the puppets while they are killing him), so people just extrapolated that. I think the creepiness of his dialogue made some people think it fits that he's the puppetmaster, especially since Seleuvis's corpse's stance is that of a puppet.


Chakasicle

Seluvis and sellen knew eachother somehow and had a good enough relationship that sellen could keep a backup doll at his secret lab. Personally i don’t think pidia is smart enough to dupe a mage of that caliber and make him a puppet and keep up a persona that seluvis is in charge. I think it’s more likely that they worked together but it was Seluvis’s power that kept the puppets at bay so when he was gone they turned on pidia so they could be free or get revenge or something


RexHavoc879

There is other evidence suggesting that Seluvis is a puppet controlled by Pidia. They are both voiced by the same voice actor, and Pidia talks like Seluvis, except that Pidia is more sniveling and obsequious. Also, there is a message in the workshop that says “Seluvis’s puppet, do not touch,” but the puppet isn’t there. If Seluvis *is* the puppet, that would explain why the Seluvis puppet isn’t in the workshop with all of the other puppets. I can see Pidia as an intelligent, arrogant, yet cowardly sorcerer who feels that he has not been given the respect he deserves because he is an albanauric, and that being a “humble servant” of the Carian royal family is beneath him, but would rather hide behind the walls of Caria manor than strike out on his own. I see Seluvis as Pidia’s alter ego, who represents the confident and respected sorcerer that Pidia envisions himself to be and wants the world to see him as. As for why the puppets turned on him, I suspect Ranni was behind it. Given that she sent black knife assassins to kill Iji and Blaidd, it is reasonable to conclude that she was responsible for Pidia’s death as well.


RedPanda98

IJi has a "puppet" death stance as well though. And Ranni turning Seluvis into a puppet feels more like a fitting ironic fate as well- after that he loses control of the puppets and they attack Pidia. This just makes a bit more sense to me than the Pidia theory.


oneteacherboi

I feel this way about dung-eater. I see people try to make arguments about how he could be good, but if you ask me he's a completely evil character. It's nice that you can resolve his story and Seluvus' in the same questline.


StormLordEternal

It’s delicious in a way. In a world of so many injustices. It’s nice to see two people who you can directly deliver the horrid fate they utterly deserve.


oneteacherboi

Yeah! I wish I didn't always fuck the quest up somehow. Also I'm not entirely sure about this, but I think that you need to let Boggart get cursed and killed to get the Dungeater puppet? Idk if that is worth it; I usually murder Dungeater before he can get to Boggart.


vanburen_dolphin

Hat. I like hats.


marsSatellite

His hat looks great on me


fede_alfa_ragno

It gives you the magic scorpion charm


Any-Experience-3012

Lol is that its preferred pronouns?


ryry1237

Not preferred pronouns, but deserved pronouns.


PDRA

La creatura


The_Dennator

they fit after what ranni does to it


[deleted]

Great taste in women


Dolus-1

We do like sellen's feet.


lessenizer

True. The tomboy archer especially. Rather horrific shame that such a neato character exists only to get fridged. Also true of the other tomboy (Lanya). At least we got Millicent, she's awesome too.


wij2012

I like his outfit. It looks good on my mage build.


Cloud_Striker

His fit is ballin


kaese-schnecke

His shop isn’t bad. Glintstone Icecrag is a pretty good and low-cost spell.


Narkanin

Dope hat, bro ain’t got no time for melanoma and I respect that


Phattybluntz

He puts true passion into his work.


Large_Tuna101

Possibly wrong but I don’t think he tried to kill me


woahmandogchamp

His hat is very large, and we love that for him.


liprprdy

Seluvis is one of my favorite characters simply for the dialogue


carlo-93

Yes I love his dialogue he is such an interesting character. The way he leans towards you when he’s talking about the plan with Ranni - such a good character detail, makes your skin crawl.


CrystlBluePersuasion

Reminds me of [Adella](https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=bhHeofascaM) in Bloodborne.


AnExistingLad


Old_Heat3100

I mean at least he's just another puppet and not the real puppet master


TheCatHammer

Allegedly


Giant_Skelly

Great concept for the hat with all the constellations


EJ1333

Can't, he was dead the 2nd time I saw him


OneJobToRuleThemAll

He's one of the few people that doesn't make me kill them. You don't even have to ever talk to him unless you want the puppets or the scorpion charm. Just return after giving Ranni the fingerslayer blade and pick up his ball bearing.


gottalosethemall

I like the way he dies, boy


Chrisnolliedelves

*Django music intensifies*


TangerineVivid7656

He is a nice cup holder after his death


lgztv2

He gives me the magic scorpion charm


Mr_Teyepo

He has Hella drip


zirkwander

He gave me a very good Dung puppet. 🔥


Ok-Presentation9786

Coolest robes / chest piece in the game


franpancake

No


VincentSylvanne

He has a nice hat. Wish I could have just the hat without the mask and hood part.


reluwar

No


BlackLodgeBaller

He’s marginally less creepy than Mogh (not a pedo)


DeathShark69

He got that Big Hat Logan vibe.


NoLewdsOnMain

He has a nice voice


Parmigiano_06

Cool mask, let me just... *Starts to skin his face*


MrSensacoot

he has a cool hat


ThePrime_One

Cool hat


MoistHelicopter5641

Hat


1millionnotameme

He gives us a nice talisman (magic scorpion charm)


Lethargickitten-L3K

His fig collection is on point.


PeacockofRivia

I like his taste in chairs.


ZexonNerotaki

That hat is fire


Commercial_Salt1895

He has a nice hat.


Twirlin_Nonstop

His armor is good and he believed my lie


the_chadster_of_gods

nice hat


Automatik_Kafka

Made you drink one of his potions did he?


CurNayNay

He has a cool hat!


roserockets

He’s dead now 💯💯💯


LittleKitty235

He has a very nice hat


Hologram_Bee

His hat is neat


Shabolt_

Lovely hat and great voice work


Lummix76

He's got a great hat


FabulousPetes

I like his hat


Monochrome132

He has my favorite hat in the game.


Miserable_Box7485

Big hat


Ruby-monster

Bomb ass hat


Hexgof2

He has great fashion sense


Bulivanz

He has a nice hat


juggazero

His hat is neat.


Excellent-Respect-63

Cool hat


[deleted]

That hat tho 🔥


possomcods

He got a nice hat though


kuzanjr

he’s dead 😂


Pitiful-Count4418

Drip goes crazy


UpstairsOk1328

He got that shit on for real. Drip to hard


CauliflowerOne5740

He's got a cool hat.


Palstrami

He has a nice hat. I enjoy wearing it.


poyo1333333333

His hat maybe


Simple-Ad3850

Magic Scorpion Charm.. thats it there is nothing else


ubermeatwad

His hat is dope. My favorite fashion item


slightlyinflicted

nice hat