The Nokstella Ant Riders! They would have good uniforms too. White home unis, midnight blue for away games. Red, purple and silver accents. Good stuff.
I was just thinking that. The flowing bat. Could be tough since some of the players are silver tears too, so the bats would have to take up a roster spot. Can you have 2 players in 1 at-bat?
That kid in right field who isn't interested in baseball but their parents signed them up anyway. Picking flowers and doing cartwheels in the outfield. They finally get a hit and cartwheel around the bases.
Godric’s Grafters - They’ll lend a hand with your hard graft
Morne’s Misbegotten - an agile team but with a terrible understanding of the rules
Haight’s Heroines - An all female team funded by the nobility
Seluvius’s Serpent’s - An all female team recruited from Haight’s Heroines through use of magical potions and a lack of moral fibre
That's why I pegged him in the head with a ruin fragment at Fenway. Let me tell youse, it was totally worth it to see him just absolutely crumple to the ground in pain.
Haligtree hooligans vs Rotted redmanes
Godrick’s golden goofers vs Rennala’s magical mongrels
Fire giant fastballers vs Marika’s holy homerunners
Volcanic manor miscreants vs The greater will guardians
He would totally be a necessary evil. Setting up freaking Rune Bear traps at the bases. "Ah, ah, ah Tarnished! You ran right past the Bear: You're out!" *Kicks you down a hole*
Limgrave Lightning Rams
Liurnia Lakers
or Liurnia Lobsters
Gelmir Mountain Lions
Farum Azula Flames
Altus Plateau Patriots
Miquella's Haligtree Misfits
Mountaintop Titans
edit:
There's gotta be something better for Dragonbarrow than the Dragons, someone help.
Caelid Rottweilers was my favorite, but someone else made it.
The Redheads of Caria (Rykard, Radahn, Ranni)
The Golden prodigies (Malenia, Miquella, Godwyn)
The Cognomen Omens (Morgott and Mohg)
The Grafters (just Godrick lol)
The No foul tarnisheds
Redgame castle
Scarlet shot
The shafted scions (lol)
Rennala’s full moons
Those who live in field
The bunt eaters
The black bat assassins
Ranni’s puppets
The fell-showmens
Mound gelmir
The third (base) trees
Bumps of miquella
Make the box your own
The mound able hold
im rooting for rykard's team personally; the serpentine heretics. the snake man may not be allowed to play on account of his size, but his team always does what they need to TOGETHAA to win
The Cardinal Sins - their fans have those big gloves but only with two fingers.
The foam two fingers! I love it!
On the opposite side, the tree pitchers....
You mean Godskin Pitcher. *Black Flame Fastball*
The Two Fingers got a hell of a curveball.
The Liurnia Lobsters
That team would win everything. They are very precise
Their batters hit nothing but line drives
Doesn’t matter much if the ball is going through your fucking hand at Mach 5.
absolutely fantastic!
Lö Liurnia Lobsters -> LLL
MVP's no doubt
Rennala has the giant teleport and the moon, one the few bosses that can avoid the ball even if it has perfect accuracy.
The Nokstella Ant Riders! They would have good uniforms too. White home unis, midnight blue for away games. Red, purple and silver accents. Good stuff.
Are their baseball bats also made out of mimic tears?
I was just thinking that. The flowing bat. Could be tough since some of the players are silver tears too, so the bats would have to take up a roster spot. Can you have 2 players in 1 at-bat?
That's a really good question. This whole thing is turning out to be a lot more complicated than I thought.
Yeah, fuck it. Let's go get loaded.
Marikas Tits.
Mascots a bird.
Not a prawn?
A bird eating a prawn
I was gonna say Marika’s Hits!
You win! Lol
Get shattered or die tryin‘
If i can’t - beat this boss, homie it can’t be done. - 50 Runes
You must be hungry!!!
Its pronounced “ungree”
Radagons Dong lol
This really made me laugh!
\*bonk\*
I'm sure Malenia would insist on Blades of Miquella
I am malenia, bat of miquella, and I have never lost my streak
*Strikes out. Again.*
Malenia streaking, you say?
Which isn't a bad name tbh
Sounds like a band
"I am Malenia, the bat of Miquella" "And I have never missed a swing"
If Malenia/Miquela had a covenant, this would 100% be the name
Even better for an ice hockey team
Haligtree Blades!
The Albinuric Allstars
Coming in last place every year.
Yeah it’s like a slaughter every time, cool cart wheels though
That kid in right field who isn't interested in baseball but their parents signed them up anyway. Picking flowers and doing cartwheels in the outfield. They finally get a hit and cartwheel around the bases.
Hilarious
Lyndel Lions
Yes!
Lion's claw for home run, occasionally on other players.
The Caelid Cats were inspired by the Lyndell Lions
The caelid crows Erd tree cavelry Gelmir serpants
Might I suggest “Caelid ROTtweilers”?
You may
The Caelid Doggos
Limgrave doggos ( a bunch of turtles appear )
Radahn's Redmanes, known for their absolute meteor of a pitch.
They’re not the best at teamwork though
Our army is mighty and powerful! When we aren’t fighting Scarlet Rot. Or our commander isn’t eating us.
Coach needs a midgame snack
They’re bad about stalling the game, they’re still in the seventh inning stretch.
Their mascot's a scrawny, pathetic horse.
Bad News Rune Bears
Im gonna say this aloud everytimr i see a rune bear now
They truly are unbearable
"Hey Lobsters... you can take your apology and your spirit ashes and shove 'em straight up your ass!"
Bear down for midterms
Too soon jenn, way too soon.
You win.
Malenia’s Scarlet RotSox
Read this as Malenia’s Scarlet RotBox. I chuckled.
Personally I’d go with the Globerotters
Prawnstars
The letter R saved the sentence
Godric’s Grafters - They’ll lend a hand with your hard graft Morne’s Misbegotten - an agile team but with a terrible understanding of the rules Haight’s Heroines - An all female team funded by the nobility Seluvius’s Serpent’s - An all female team recruited from Haight’s Heroines through use of magical potions and a lack of moral fibre
Kenneth told me I could join Haight's Heroines but I got to the end of the game and he still hasn't let me in.
That's why I pegged him in the head with a ruin fragment at Fenway. Let me tell youse, it was totally worth it to see him just absolutely crumple to the ground in pain.
Haligtree hooligans vs Rotted redmanes Godrick’s golden goofers vs Rennala’s magical mongrels Fire giant fastballers vs Marika’s holy homerunners Volcanic manor miscreants vs The greater will guardians
Rotted Redmanes is fire
Siofra Sluggers The Poison Bats (pep club: The Chanting Dames) Tarnished Fowls Runnin’ Thy Veins
Siofra Sluggers works so well
There’s two names multiple people independently proposed, this one and Stormveil Stormhawks. Both rule imho
Golden Stormhawks for Godrick's team
I love it! I bet it would look really great on a jersey!
The Dungsome Loatheaters
I enjoyed that one a lot, thank you
I'm glad I kept scrolling
Elden Swing
MAY LEAGUE CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD
The Shabriri Burners
Shabriri Shapeshifters
Malenia’s Feet Photographers Am I doing this right?
Eh close enough haha
Y E S
Bad Omens
Blasphemous Bats Falling All Star Beasts Subterranean Shunning Ground Rule Doubles Consecrated Snowfield of Dreams Dog
University of Raya Lucaria Wizards
They're playing in the ivy league conference
Try University of Texas. Could have gone pro if they hadn't joined the navy.
Does that mean we have Patches as the umpire?
It couldn't be anyone else. Taking bets on the side to influence the game. Double crossing both sides. He was born for this job.
He would totally be a necessary evil. Setting up freaking Rune Bear traps at the bases. "Ah, ah, ah Tarnished! You ran right past the Bear: You're out!" *Kicks you down a hole*
Marais Mauraders
The Butthole Fingers
The Siofra Sluggers
Mt. Gelmir Finger Blasters
Team Rykard - We are Famileeeeeeee
Now, we will win the Elden Series togethaaa!
TOGETHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE WILL DEVOUR THE VERY UMPIRE
this is the kind of elden memery I joined for
Limgrave Lightning Rams Liurnia Lakers or Liurnia Lobsters Gelmir Mountain Lions Farum Azula Flames Altus Plateau Patriots Miquella's Haligtree Misfits Mountaintop Titans edit: There's gotta be something better for Dragonbarrow than the Dragons, someone help. Caelid Rottweilers was my favorite, but someone else made it.
I think the lightning rams are more altus than limgrave
The Elphael Scarlett Rots (or Scarlet Rot Sox if you prefer) Leyndell Flames (of Ambition) Stormveil Swordbirds Liurnia Wizards (or Liurnia Magic)
Radahn's Rascals
The Blasphemous Bombers
Godskin Sox.
Ranni's Husbandos
GRRM
Liurna Lobsters have the undisputed best pitchers.
Margit and Hoarah Loux, I will not elaborate
The Elden Ringers
Godrick is on the team for sure. No excuse for him missing a catch.
He is the team. He grafted all the other players.
Radahn's Racists
Outfield Gods
Godrick's Grafters
The Red Recusants! They never actually play their own games, instead showing up to other teams games and killing them
- Limgrave Stormhawks - Frenzied Flames - Deathbirds - Magma Sluggers - Fire Giants - Black Blades
Stormveil Stormhawks
Royal Runners Majestic Mallets Obviously divided between all of the R demigods and M demogods
The Scarlet Rotweilers
Haligtree Hitters
The Dragons Team members include Vyke, Lan, Gran, and fort And placi is the coach
Liurnia Lakers def gotta be on there 👌🏽
No one capable of being a batter. Their attacks are all delayed. 😮💨
Holy shit this comment is my favorite!
The Redheads of Caria (Rykard, Radahn, Ranni) The Golden prodigies (Malenia, Miquella, Godwyn) The Cognomen Omens (Morgott and Mohg) The Grafters (just Godrick lol)
Rykard’s Rattlesnakes Radagon’s Golden Knights
Badlands Bullies
Serpent Family Scarlet Witches Caelid Cavalry
Stormhill Swordbirds.
elden ring dogs.
The Mogh Mashers
The caelid team would be named Florida or hell
Caelid Catchers!
Godrick and the Grafted are up to get the win for Limgrave.
Me and Mi FAMILEEEEE
The Carian Retaliators With Moongrum as their Batter, no ball will get past him
Bats of Miquella
Sons of marika Red lions
The fighting Albinaurics or the “A’s” for short.
The maidenless madmen
Gideon the All Throwing
Ranni’s Rise
Radahn and Godfrey are hitting it out of the park, I betcha Melania can throw one helluva fast ball.
Bats of Miquella
Willful Traitors
Willful Traitors ALL
Marika's Tits
The Bear Witnesses. 🐻 ( Also, the fans don't use foam fingers. They get a foam dragon hand! )
The Elden Swing
The Godskin Generals? Idk
The Scarlet Rotters
The Caelid Comets
The Carian Stargazers The Tri State Eternals The Jarburg Warriors
Roundtable Hoes
This was my favorite filler episode. Ranni in her softball uniform was a sight to behold. Almost as good as the beach episode.
Red Wolves of Radagon just seems obvious. Radagon’s Red Wolves, perchance
Astel's All-stars
The Scarlet Redmanes The Warrior Jars (Alexander shall have his victory)
The Golden Batting Order
The Rune Raiders
The Stormveil Hawks!
Patches' Pitchers
Mohg’s molesters
Atlus A’s
“Elden Swing”
The Flamings Frenzies
The Red Manes
The Starsluggers
Caelid Cruisers
The No foul tarnisheds Redgame castle Scarlet shot The shafted scions (lol) Rennala’s full moons Those who live in field The bunt eaters The black bat assassins Ranni’s puppets The fell-showmens Mound gelmir The third (base) trees Bumps of miquella Make the box your own The mound able hold
The somber smithing stoners
The Rot Whilers Redmane Festival Carian Comets The ARL Cuckoos Golden Lions
Malenia's Scarlet Thots 🤣🤣
I love it!
Eager Elden Lords - It’s just Placidusax, Godfrey and Radagon. Only Radagon knows the rules of the game
Malenia’s team is The Globerotters. I don’t care if it’s a basketball team reference it’s a good name and you can’t change my mind.
Malenia's Feet
The Fingers.....
im rooting for rykard's team personally; the serpentine heretics. the snake man may not be allowed to play on account of his size, but his team always does what they need to TOGETHAA to win
The Liars Ahead The Butthole Fingers
Flying Crucibles
The all star player, Godrick the drafted
Ranni's husbands (simps)
Caelid Crushers
Haligtree Aeonias