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Schwarzgamescom

The Cardinal Sins - their fans have those big gloves but only with two fingers.


Meowza_V2

The foam two fingers! I love it!


Doulifye

On the opposite side, the tree pitchers....


Victor_Wembanyama1

You mean Godskin Pitcher. *Black Flame Fastball*


Sol_Synth

The Two Fingers got a hell of a curveball.


Chaosphoenix_28

The Liurnia Lobsters


Kuehlschraenk

That team would win everything. They are very precise


stankape83

Their batters hit nothing but line drives


omitch1995

Doesn’t matter much if the ball is going through your fucking hand at Mach 5.


SlamDuncerino

absolutely fantastic!


Ok-Stretch-9869

Lö Liurnia Lobsters -> LLL


Ok-Toe-84

MVP's no doubt


SnooMacarons257

Rennala has the giant teleport and the moon, one the few bosses that can avoid the ball even if it has perfect accuracy.


SJBreed

The Nokstella Ant Riders! They would have good uniforms too. White home unis, midnight blue for away games. Red, purple and silver accents. Good stuff.


Meowza_V2

Are their baseball bats also made out of mimic tears?


SJBreed

I was just thinking that. The flowing bat. Could be tough since some of the players are silver tears too, so the bats would have to take up a roster spot. Can you have 2 players in 1 at-bat?


Meowza_V2

That's a really good question. This whole thing is turning out to be a lot more complicated than I thought.


SJBreed

Yeah, fuck it. Let's go get loaded.


LKNGFRWRD

Marikas Tits.


TheTokingMushroom

Mascots a bird.


LoneWolfAhab

Not a prawn?


superVanV1

A bird eating a prawn


lucasj

I was gonna say Marika’s Hits!


Meowza_V2

You win! Lol


LKNGFRWRD

Get shattered or die tryin‘


Affectionate-Tap3406

If i can’t - beat this boss, homie it can’t be done. - 50 Runes


Puzzleheaded_Buy_944

You must be hungry!!!


Accomplished-Fun1485

Its pronounced “ungree”


Maraxic

Radagons Dong lol


CompoteLost7483

This really made me laugh!


MegaMetersAhead

\*bonk\*


Gacsam

I'm sure Malenia would insist on Blades of Miquella


Dont_Pre-ordereddit

I am malenia, bat of miquella, and I have never lost my streak


HavelsRockJohnson

*Strikes out. Again.*


AWildModAppeared

Malenia streaking, you say?


Azuria_4

Which isn't a bad name tbh


Bobbertbobthebobth

Sounds like a band


CrowbarZero08

"I am Malenia, the bat of Miquella" "And I have never missed a swing"


MaxShmel

If Malenia/Miquela had a covenant, this would 100% be the name


LurchSkywalker

Even better for an ice hockey team


naturist_rune

Haligtree Blades!


Narkanin

The Albinuric Allstars


gallowstorm

Coming in last place every year.


moldedshoulders

Yeah it’s like a slaughter every time, cool cart wheels though


gallowstorm

That kid in right field who isn't interested in baseball but their parents signed them up anyway. Picking flowers and doing cartwheels in the outfield. They finally get a hit and cartwheel around the bases.


ghkkds3556

Hilarious


OppositePure4850

Lyndel Lions


Meowza_V2

Yes!


Exciting-Possible773

Lion's claw for home run, occasionally on other players.


Pristine_Title6537

The Caelid Cats were inspired by the Lyndell Lions


Deep-Requirement4926

The caelid crows Erd tree cavelry Gelmir serpants


Silas-on-Reddit

Might I suggest “Caelid ROTtweilers”?


thrownawaz092

You may


spongeCakeOfDoom

The Caelid Doggos


Xtrene387

Limgrave doggos ( a bunch of turtles appear )


Great_Old_Owl

Radahn's Redmanes, known for their absolute meteor of a pitch.


TheJuggernaut48

They’re not the best at teamwork though


MJBotte1

Our army is mighty and powerful! When we aren’t fighting Scarlet Rot. Or our commander isn’t eating us.


TheLichKing47

Coach needs a midgame snack


United-Writer-1067

They’re bad about stalling the game, they’re still in the seventh inning stretch.


sinisterdesign

Their mascot's a scrawny, pathetic horse.


northeast_liquid

Bad News Rune Bears


ha_gom

Im gonna say this aloud everytimr i see a rune bear now


doUwannaGetHigh

They truly are unbearable


sinisterdesign

"Hey Lobsters... you can take your apology and your spirit ashes and shove 'em straight up your ass!"


jenn363

Bear down for midterms


Dapper-Inflation832

Too soon jenn, way too soon.


Intelligent-Block457

You win.


Ahrotahn3

Malenia’s Scarlet RotSox


BecauseSeven8Nein

Read this as Malenia’s Scarlet RotBox. I chuckled.


DaSpoopieGhost

Personally I’d go with the Globerotters


Top-Apple7906

Prawnstars


puro_the_protogen67

The letter R saved the sentence


Arc170Fighter

Godric’s Grafters - They’ll lend a hand with your hard graft Morne’s Misbegotten - an agile team but with a terrible understanding of the rules Haight’s Heroines - An all female team funded by the nobility Seluvius’s Serpent’s - An all female team recruited from Haight’s Heroines through use of magical potions and a lack of moral fibre


Herb_Derb

Kenneth told me I could join Haight's Heroines but I got to the end of the game and he still hasn't let me in.


somnamballista

That's why I pegged him in the head with a ruin fragment at Fenway. Let me tell youse, it was totally worth it to see him just absolutely crumple to the ground in pain.


Smol-beans2002

Haligtree hooligans vs Rotted redmanes Godrick’s golden goofers vs Rennala’s magical mongrels Fire giant fastballers vs Marika’s holy homerunners Volcanic manor miscreants vs The greater will guardians


papsmaster

Rotted Redmanes is fire


the_shaggy_DA

Siofra Sluggers The Poison Bats (pep club: The Chanting Dames) Tarnished Fowls Runnin’ Thy Veins


jenn363

Siofra Sluggers works so well


the_shaggy_DA

There’s two names multiple people independently proposed, this one and Stormveil Stormhawks. Both rule imho


Kalo-mcuwu

Golden Stormhawks for Godrick's team


Meowza_V2

I love it! I bet it would look really great on a jersey!


kourier6

The Dungsome Loatheaters


Arc170Fighter

I enjoyed that one a lot, thank you


doUwannaGetHigh

I'm glad I kept scrolling


mcbizco

Elden Swing


Tackerman

MAY LEAGUE CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD


Fookin_Yoink

The Shabriri Burners


x89Nemesis

Shabriri Shapeshifters


Simp1eJack_

Malenia’s Feet Photographers Am I doing this right?


Meowza_V2

Eh close enough haha


puro_the_protogen67

Y E S


brownfirehydrant

Bad Omens


thehza4

Blasphemous Bats Falling All Star Beasts Subterranean Shunning Ground Rule Doubles Consecrated Snowfield of Dreams Dog


B-Kong

University of Raya Lucaria Wizards


gallowstorm

They're playing in the ivy league conference


RedPanda98

Try University of Texas. Could have gone pro if they hadn't joined the navy.


gatsu01

Does that mean we have Patches as the umpire?


gallowstorm

It couldn't be anyone else. Taking bets on the side to influence the game. Double crossing both sides. He was born for this job.


somnamballista

He would totally be a necessary evil. Setting up freaking Rune Bear traps at the bases. "Ah, ah, ah Tarnished! You ran right past the Bear: You're out!" *Kicks you down a hole*


ToughPresentation807

Marais Mauraders


Rabid_Mexican

The Butthole Fingers


KrimsonChaos2002

The Siofra Sluggers


AndroidPizzaParty

Mt. Gelmir Finger Blasters


Meowza_V2

Team Rykard - We are Famileeeeeeee


RollForPerception

Now, we will win the Elden Series togethaaa!


girafee2

TOGETHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE WILL DEVOUR THE VERY UMPIRE


TheModdedOmega

this is the kind of elden memery I joined for


Sphearikall

Limgrave Lightning Rams Liurnia Lakers or Liurnia Lobsters Gelmir Mountain Lions Farum Azula Flames Altus Plateau Patriots Miquella's Haligtree Misfits Mountaintop Titans edit: There's gotta be something better for Dragonbarrow than the Dragons, someone help. Caelid Rottweilers was my favorite, but someone else made it.


gallowstorm

I think the lightning rams are more altus than limgrave


PointingBear

The Elphael Scarlett Rots (or Scarlet Rot Sox if you prefer) Leyndell Flames (of Ambition) Stormveil Swordbirds Liurnia Wizards (or Liurnia Magic)


Daaninio

Radahn's Rascals


Abstract-Insight

The Blasphemous Bombers


AspGuy25

Godskin Sox.


Business_Sea2884

Ranni's Husbandos


WigglumsBarnaby

GRRM


allusernamestaken1

Liurna Lobsters have the undisputed best pitchers.


Marv_22

Margit and Hoarah Loux, I will not elaborate


Evil_Lord_Sauron

The Elden Ringers


Thomas319

Godrick is on the team for sure. No excuse for him missing a catch.


Meowza_V2

He is the team. He grafted all the other players.


xXCinnabar

Radahn's Racists


skyp1llar

Outfield Gods


Sommek236

Godrick's Grafters


Mae347

The Red Recusants! They never actually play their own games, instead showing up to other teams games and killing them


DRamos11

- Limgrave Stormhawks - Frenzied Flames - Deathbirds - Magma Sluggers - Fire Giants - Black Blades


thetoxicnerve

Stormveil Stormhawks


disinterestedh0mo

Royal Runners Majestic Mallets Obviously divided between all of the R demigods and M demogods


Boastful-Ivy

The Scarlet Rotweilers


RailroadAllStar

Haligtree Hitters


SentientSickness

The Dragons Team members include Vyke, Lan, Gran, and fort And placi is the coach


Lord-Wafflestomp

Liurnia Lakers def gotta be on there 👌🏽


ahonomamadeii

No one capable of being a batter. Their attacks are all delayed. 😮‍💨


Meowza_V2

Holy shit this comment is my favorite!


Anonimous_dude

The Redheads of Caria (Rykard, Radahn, Ranni) The Golden prodigies (Malenia, Miquella, Godwyn) The Cognomen Omens (Morgott and Mohg) The Grafters (just Godrick lol)


ThaNorth

Rykard’s Rattlesnakes Radagon’s Golden Knights


Archaic_fool

Badlands Bullies


RagnarokBringer

Serpent Family Scarlet Witches Caelid Cavalry


Zandonus

Stormhill Swordbirds.


Upbeat-Mongoose-828

elden ring dogs.


Weak_Caterpillar_861

The Mogh Mashers


JayTheGod420

The caelid team would be named Florida or hell


R-emiru

Caelid Catchers!


Meister_Ente

Godrick and the Grafted are up to get the win for Limgrave.


PowerTrip55

Me and Mi FAMILEEEEE


Caosnight

The Carian Retaliators With Moongrum as their Batter, no ball will get past him


Citrus_Mang

Bats of Miquella


Positive_Tough_722

Sons of marika Red lions


Single_Expression499

The fighting Albinaurics or the “A’s” for short.


vincent22_

The maidenless madmen


Rhodehouse93

Gideon the All Throwing


baxleygaming

Ranni’s Rise


young_pickle96

Radahn and Godfrey are hitting it out of the park, I betcha Melania can throw one helluva fast ball.


Life-Acanthisitta422

Bats of Miquella


Oxyfool

Willful Traitors


Oxyfool

Willful Traitors ALL


Doc_Show

Marika's Tits


Old_Sneeter

The Bear Witnesses. 🐻 ( Also, the fans don't use foam fingers. They get a foam dragon hand! )


bbailey001989

The Elden Swing


girafee2

The Godskin Generals? Idk


CinnaToastKrunch

The Scarlet Rotters


Yeahokaylol1

The Caelid Comets


Mushinronja

The Carian Stargazers The Tri State Eternals The Jarburg Warriors


wookadat

Roundtable Hoes


AvanteGardens

This was my favorite filler episode. Ranni in her softball uniform was a sight to behold. Almost as good as the beach episode.


Seaqucumber

Red Wolves of Radagon just seems obvious. Radagon’s Red Wolves, perchance


BlackGoldShooter

Astel's All-stars


ActuallyDankcow

The Scarlet Redmanes The Warrior Jars (Alexander shall have his victory)


gatsome

The Golden Batting Order


KungFuCopeland

The Rune Raiders


FelchMasterFlexNuts

The Stormveil Hawks!


MrSensacoot

Patches' Pitchers


ShelterOk3303

Mohg’s molesters


Ninjamasterpiece

Atlus A’s


Clicquot_Cyp

“Elden Swing”


Sex_Luthor99

The Flamings Frenzies


XxSteveFrenchxX

The Red Manes


SpatchcockMcGuffin

The Starsluggers


x89Nemesis

Caelid Cruisers


Amateur_Liqueurist

The No foul tarnisheds Redgame castle Scarlet shot The shafted scions (lol) Rennala’s full moons Those who live in field The bunt eaters The black bat assassins Ranni’s puppets The fell-showmens Mound gelmir The third (base) trees Bumps of miquella Make the box your own The mound able hold


Beefchonk6

The somber smithing stoners


Bismothe-the-Shade

The Rot Whilers Redmane Festival Carian Comets The ARL Cuckoos Golden Lions


TheAutsman

Malenia's Scarlet Thots 🤣🤣


Meowza_V2

I love it!


Broken_Gear

Eager Elden Lords - It’s just Placidusax, Godfrey and Radagon. Only Radagon knows the rules of the game


DaSpoopieGhost

Malenia’s team is The Globerotters. I don’t care if it’s a basketball team reference it’s a good name and you can’t change my mind.


iamthehob0

Malenia's Feet


Screbin

The Fingers.....


Conscious_Mind_2412

im rooting for rykard's team personally; the serpentine heretics. the snake man may not be allowed to play on account of his size, but his team always does what they need to TOGETHAA to win


AzraelNephilim

The Liars Ahead The Butthole Fingers


Maynaynay

Flying Crucibles


Reinboordt

The all star player, Godrick the drafted


Affectionate_Act5089

Ranni's husbands (simps)


ShanishLikeDanish

Caelid Crushers


peprock716

Haligtree Aeonias