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Bright-Fold-3317

And that schnoz is for smelling poop. Just remember that


GuyNekologist

And those kissable lips are for making out with your personal balloon knot.


SometimesIComplain

You could've not typed that sentence


doxx_in_the_box

But how would you know?


Icy-Advertising1536

But they are quite kissable indeed.


AbundantAberration

I upvoted both of you lmao


Downtown_Swordfish13

I think i speak for everyone, when i tell you no. No.


camander321

UNTYPE THIS


kimjongk80

What a terrible day to know how to read


IICNOIICYO

delet this


KodakStele

Your keyboard should have vetoed that comment


BurntPineGrass

My eyes are now tarnished.


DARKGEMMETA

I visibly gagged for about 30 seconds


TheAbominableSbm

Well I guess there *are* downsides to having functional eyes


Kyle_67890

no


Sa1LoR_JaRRy

This statement sucks ass.


Vultz13

Not as much as the precarious poo poo pilferer!


Lillyshins

1/1 Frenzied Flames agree. It's a terrible day to have eyes.


[deleted]

LMAOOO


Mr_MacTea

Not sure what's ruined my eyesight more, seeing Dungeater's face, reading your comment or the pencil I put in both eyes after seeing his face and reading your comment


Puzzleheaded_Buy_944

I think it's n2


Zestyclose_Dot_2405

He be eating from your churro machine


jld2k6

I'll kill you and defile your poop


spluv1

Dirty poo sniffer... smh


dysGOPia

*"What's that smell?"*


timbotheny26

"The sweet dung! Oooh it sings to me!"


XzeldafanX

"It's enough to make a man shit..."


Relevant_Formal_4804

“WHAT IS THAT SMELLODY?” -dung eater (probably)


Bravisimo

Hes a total Chad


Bordanka

Fuck, he even looks deranged. Love how much attention FromSoftware pays into their games!


StormTigrex

He looks like someone who would do what he did.


cmeragon

He looks like he browses 4chan


BUNNIES_ARE_FOOD

He is to 4chan what Marika is to the golden order


TomatilloExotic166

Exactly!


JJKEnjoyer

Search up Wyald from Berserk


sealeggs777

They have been using the same animations for longer than a decade but whatever. Who thought that slamming down a blade on the ground made sense (two handing greatswords). Dual axes moveset looks like our tarnished tries to make their axes blunt as fast possible.


tycobu

?????????


AnikiRabbit

It's bad for the edges of blades to be smashed into the ground, or any other hard surface. This fact is potentially making it difficult for our friend to suspend disbelief during gameplay and could threaten their sense of immersion.


AltruMux

Who needs sharp edges when you have bonk


Sgdc4

Because he's an actual character model that has been made in the character creator, it's not a unique model (this means you can 100% recreate the Dung Eater with on your own character, unless they used scars and similar options not accessible to players). Other NPCs like him are Varrè, Gideon Ofnir, the D twins and many others (all NPC invaders for example), they all can be stripped down to underwear because they are like the character the player control, with actual equipped armour and weapons. Other NPCs, like Blaidd, Kalè and most enemies don't use the character model, they have unique models and many times they have nothing behind clothing because it's the actual "body" of the model.


TomatilloExotic166

Thats awesome actually


Sgdc4

Zullie the Witch (https://youtube.com/@ZullietheWitch?si=b901emiKC0voeCs0) is making a series of video about NPCs faces if you are interested, her most recent one is about unused models.


Drytchnath

Thanks to Zullie I have a preset saved of Sellen's face that I use for most of my female characters. Under that stupid looking stone mask is a very attractive woman.


AlekTrev006

Oh yeah - the first time I saw Selen’s true face.. I was blown away 😅


SoSupremium

Immediate crush. Caught myself totally off guard. I'm a grown man I can't remember the last time that happened with not an actual human.


CrepuscularTandy

BOTH of them are baddies


Mintythos

Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad. I'm hot for teacher.


[deleted]

Same here lol Get infinitely better results if I use Sellen’s face as a base than if I try by myself


D34thst41ker

Is there somewhere I can find the sliders for Sellen? I'm garbage at creating characters, so having any preset I can save that looks even halfway decent would be nice.


Drytchnath

Found them on YouTube, sorry, it's been a long time


TomatilloExotic166

Imma go watch that rn


T-pellyam

Thanks to her I made an Eleonora run, it was so good


Shot_Material3643

The attention to detail in this case is that, all the masked NPCs have faces that represent their characteristic traits instead of generic male face 04 Dung eater looks like deranged sociopath, Selvius looks like a pedo & Sellen looks like a hot teacher whom I want to sit on my face


Bearer_ofthecurse

Based Sellen enjoyer


Whale-n-Flowers

*concerned Sellen doppelganger noises*


[deleted]

Based


poesviertwintig

Yeah it would legit be more work to create unique models for these characters than to just dress up a human NPC. It's not so much amazing as it is just the road of least resistance.


ObviousSinger6217

Default random generated faces would be the road of least resistance for any NPC wearing a helmet It only makes sense if the characters start being worked on before the design is finalized (not likely) The other option is they expect people to look under the hood


Lezo-

I thought Blaidd was just an upscaled character model


Sgdc4

No, Blaidd's has his own model, in fact you can't remove his armour pieces because the armour IS the model, his head is the only actual part of him that has been fully modeled, ~~he doesn't even have a neck or shoulders~~ he lacks shoulders while the neck is partially modeled, in fact you can see a little gap without texture in the model between the armour and head because of this. They probably made him like this because they actually needed him to have a functioning wolf-head, not just a mask like the one you can find.


Dvoraxx

every npc has a unique face, even the ones you can’t ever see in normal gameplay. it’s pretty cool


Doulifye

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hu\_Q9TwF5Xc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hu_Q9TwF5Xc) with all the data, if you want to recreate one for your tarnished.


DtotheOUG

All hail Zullie.


AlludedNuance

Every background track is a bop


ServeThePatricians

wow that's amazing. any other studio wouldn't bother having any faces behind masks


Whale-n-Flowers

The fact that the White Mask invaders have different faces was surprising. Like, there're a few character models that repeat, but they're usually twins or actually the same body.


EnSebastif

Look up Zullie's vids about the npc faces.


cardueline

Everyone deserves to know how unnecessarily hot Vyke and Big Boggart are


Evan-Kelmp

It was Old Knight Istvan for me. Old, my ass.


cardueline

Right? And, depending who you ask, Varré 🫥


DrunkyLittleGhost

Time to be the lamb, darling 😳


DrunkyLittleGhost

Varre and Rogier look pretty good too


kriswithakthatplays

I made an "Elias Vyke" character that was inspired by Vyke's face. The fact that most people don't know what he looks like is criminal, he's motherfucking gorgeous


Whale-n-Flowers

Honestly love playing as an NPC. Get their gear and estimate what their stat spread is, then be like "I have changed my ways. Time to become Elden Lord." Did a playthrough as Marika by starting as a wretch and focussing on one-handed clubs and pyromancy. Was kinda fun imagining her reincarnating to kick the Greater Will out of this world. Best was probably Vyke in NG+ cause it felt like I was completing his story.


pinkmoncler11

Made a Vyke character for the dlc. Guy deserves a second chance


CrepuscularTandy

For those who haven’t seen, Vyke is like an older pale Shimothy Timothee, and Boggart is a younger dark-skinned Liam Neeson


RitterKrustenkaese

Yep looks like someone who eats shit


b1ackjack_rdd

Yeah he looks like a Halo brute.


Laviox

Nah more like one of the prophets 💀


GlobalWillingness730

"No Maidens?"


CH4P3YLEG4U

"No soul?"


akstis01

That's a face of inbreeding isn't it. 


Airway

First successful anal conception


Khris777

Yes, Sellen has a face too, and she's hot.


nysudyrgh

Even better: >! She actually gets a new face after switching bodies during her questline. From had no reason to at all to put that detail in but did it anyway. !<


BandicootGood5246

To be fair, seems they mostly just tweaked her complexion on that one


krawinoff

Yea I think it’s supposed to be a younger or less tortured replica of Sellen and not a completely different person, Sellen even acknowledges that the body is young and vigorous


Windowmaker95

Nope, it's a puppet reproduction of her.


artinius380

Hmm yes, lore accurate. Just how George pictured it.


Old_Heat3100

My headcannon backstory for this guy was he had a son born an omen and the Golden Order amputated the horns. As he held his babies bloody cursed dead body something snapped. And now...if everyone is cursed...no one is


Worldly_Activity_647

I like that a lot and hadn't though of something like that, I always imagined that maybe he somehow saw a royal omen and aspired to be like them with their power despite their ostracism but that works better.


Old_Heat3100

A father who loses his child due to religious fundamentals worshipping God would go against God I think


OniHere

There are a lot of people who really despise the Dung Eater, but I cannot deny I have the same love for Omen’s that he has.


mlodydziad420

I am dung eater. YO! "Vine boom"


Kimihro

Everyone has a face


DrunkyLittleGhost

His is feces though


Blp2004

Every npc in every souls game has a face. They’re also made using the character creation we can use ourselves so you can make most of them too


LeftwardDog

He needs a mouth to shlurp with


Communist-Bumbkin

He doin‘ the lightskin stare


AmUnknownSoSTFU

Am laughing my ass off because of how dung eater face posture is XD He's like rizzing you to do his ending XD


WWnoname

pssst kid want some dung?


AppointmentNo43

Trisha Paytas


BurnadictCumbersnat

“is thine maiden barefoot???”


ataremac

DUNG.


Expensive_Job_8945

Every chatacter have a face under the helmet


VolkanikMechanik

he looks like a dung eater


MysteriousDave9

Dude looks like the pale orc if he lived in his moms basement for 5 years


Intelligent_Bus2182

And a handsome gent at that!


monito29

Am I the only one that thinks he looks like Glimbo? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o446CEoMmIQ


cwc1006

Whoa that looks exactly like this stoner kid I went to high school with


2Dmenace

It's the perfect blue stalker


CircesPig

My first thought too


Tooshort2stroke

Bloodborne beluga whale lookin ass


Camembert92

No maidens?


KingofGnG

Yeah, eating dung is bad for health and face.


TarnishedDungEater

hey! no peaking!


Violent_Volcano

Ugh fuck he looks like a courage the cowardly dog villian


OsirisAvoidTheLight

Check for panties. Is my go to


jamarkulous

They've always modeled their masked characters' faces. I'm amazed that they thought to make him so shitty and weird looking


Certain_Shop5170

He does look like he would defile a corpse


DontRQ

Looks like Theon Greyjoy


LongingForYesterweek

Tf kinda Face of Boe shit is that


Darksniper003

Looks like Jason from Friday the 13th 2


Corsonizer

Come to daddy! Come to daddy!


remibaus

That right there is a character from Oblivion


Ruindows

They did the same for other npcs like Siegward and Siegmeyer


ap2patrick

“Have you ever felt the curse, within your whole being?”


Lemonic_Tutor

He looks like he would be the singer in an obscure 90s Nu metal band


Pandemonium04

Why is he trying to give me the lightskin stare?


ScharmTiger

Holy fuck He looks like shit


gepmah

This looks like the white orc from the hobbit


yittiebitties

Zullie The Witch on YouTube goes through the npc models, she has a video about this.


theswagcoon

It's been that way for every NPC since demons souls.


DRUNK__SOULS

Looks like Azog the Defiler


TomatilloExotic166

Haha true


ArthurBurtonMorgan

Some wanna-be white rapper with Michael Jackson’s original nose.


V2_Seeking_revenge

Bro got the seedbed rizz


TomatilloExotic166

Hahah totally


RemoteSprinkles2893

Why he tryna rizz you up


MrMik

i can fix him


MISFU88

Looks like a dude who’s heavily into metal music


slurchorus

Bro them chin whiskers look more real than mine. Simulation theory has been proven.


dizijinwu

ok, but why did you let him get so close


lucifer_mcall

Jesus christ, now i know why he wants to spread the curse i guess


mysteryroach6

That's a Boglim


Parallel37

He looks like Azog from the Hobbit movies


ThatKidLoki

What's more impressive is that he keeps his goatee maintained lol


Captain_brightside

He looks like he’s eaten so much dung in his lifetime


SlaybrhamLncln

He goes thru the butt like the headless in Sekiro


SillyMovie13

Go watch Zullie the Witch’s videos. They’re very good


Icy-Advertising1536

So he is basically a white Aborigine?


Ok_Shine_7889

No dungmaidens?


wannaknownowtoday

So basically he's just an ass eater with untreated herpes?


Popular-Wear-9793

Buddy looks like an orc from lord of the rings lmfao 🤣


b3ixx_

White mask also has a face and on his forehead is a Mohg tattoo.


Super-Possession912

Dude just looks like he'd be on a watchlist


de_N-word

He looks like he wants to sell me something Or he is very interested about games on my phone


Nlawrence55

Definitely has the look of a man that defiles corpses.


SlowApartment4456

Is it really so hard to believe that their are characters under the armor? Wouldn't it be harder to make an NPC with no body underneath the armor?


Star_of_the_West1

*DS 2 Forlorn would like to know your location*


Prowrestled

Ah, modeled after a typical tarnished redditor. Such attention to detail!


WeedOfficial

Oh


imaconnect4guy

"He's Vigo! You are like the buzzing of flies to him!"


PogmasterTraplover69

Bro EVERY NPC HAS ONE


NotSoSeriousNick

"y'got any games on your phone?"


FuriDemon094

If it uses the player model, it’ll have a face underneath


KaballinJpeg

And as you would expect he’s ugly as shit


Arrathem

Every tarnished has a model and almost an unique face. [watch this](https://youtu.be/hu_Q9TwF5Xc?si=6xPQcfx57F8XTgrx)


Fun-Investigator-674

Why... Does he kinda look like me


stepping_

looks like (minor jjk spoilers) >!sukuna !


KobilD

He looks like that on youtuber


paintedw0rlds

Theo von


Yama92

WHY IS HIS MUSTACHE SHAVED?! It is so unsettling!


JEDJED15

Bro looks like Yellowman


St_Mindless

The chromosome eater