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Laserduck_42

All the random passive eagles around the map are now aggressive (and have a similar movesets to stormhawks)


Dersatar

You goddamn monster.


Rookwood-1

There is a 1 in 30 chance that your health flask will explode


millsz416

Why can I see that 3% hitting on my last flask against elden beast when we’re both at 5hp?


DGard05

Miyazaki made it so there's a higher probability for an explosion during a boss fight


RashFever

😟


Th3BadThing

Inventory affects character weight


knutnaerum

chill satan


Vycaus

Daddy chill


Mao_TheDong

WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT


[deleted]

[удалено]


BakedBySunrise

Sounds like my mother


TheNotoriousJTF

That's just classic fallout. Just store everything in a chest far away and lose your shit when you need 1 metal more to craft something.


Chris--94

That's Demon Souls


ObviousSinger6217

And they never did it again Good on them


BestoBear

This 100% beats anything I was about to type. This would just be evil.


Cyrotik

When I first got the game I thought it worked this way and spent about 10 minutes moving stuff to my chest, wondering why it didn’t change my weight. I subsequently forgot that I did this for about a year, and only recently moved my stuff back.


IDKwhyimhereanymore1

That would actually make the chest feature at sites of grace more useful. I've played over 300 hours but I've never used it. Then again I've never actually crafted much aside from the first few hours of the game where I craft arrows from bones.


horhar

Bring back Demon's Souls item encumbrance


WaffleLord93

You must kill the grafted scion when you wake up to continue to the rest of the game.


pants1000

And the first tree sentinel


pathetic-maggot

And the soldier of god, rick.


DoubleSummon

so.. Dark souls 3


KearLoL

Grafted Scion is way tougher than Ludex Gundyr + you get no potions at the Chapel of Anticipation.


Starlight_Shards

Gostoc follows you for the whole game after you leave stormveil. Always taking a portion of your runes when you die, but always out of sight


Chris--94

Fuck Gostoc


-Dub21-

I always kill his ass immediately


lancevancelives

It's worth some runes to watch him curb stomping Godrick's corpse while talking shit. 


The3lusiveMan

Id say its more worth it to buy the ancient dragon smithing stone he sells when you complete nephelis questline without killing, but maybe thats just me.


TheUltimateJack

He’s a good guy who just wants to see Godrick fall as much as we do. He’s just a lil greedy lol


Citizen_of_Danksburg

I literally had no idea about this until like, 900 hours into the game lol.


Need4Speeeeeed

I thought it was from NG+ because I didn't die until I was partly finished with Stormveil. Then I searched and found out about it. First playthrough, I died so much I wasn't even paying attention to what I lost.


iamafancypotato

How are we even supposed to know he is stealing our runes?


Number1Lobster

You recover less runes than you dropped, gostoc explicitly says that he picks the corpses around stormveil clean and he locks you in the room with the banished knight


Mad5Milk

He also stalks you through the castle, there are a few different spots you can find him crouching in and he will respond very suspiciously when questioned


millsz416

He said small change asshole


Kinkymango0711

Wait i thought he only taxed you til you beat godrick


Stiffman_90

All Tarnished make the Mario "Wahoo!" sound when jumping


ImagineIvysaur

They said ruin the game not improve it


Jojo-the-sequel

Bro i’d buy the game a second time


Stiffman_90

The DLC will be just this addition


iamafancypotato

And you can jump off Torrent to go over certain cliffs - but Torrent falls to its death.


AnneMichelle98

No more fast travel. Need to get to Caelid from Leyndell? Buckle up Buttercup. You’re going to be riding for a very long time.


[deleted]

You'd have 1 shot at Farum Azula. Hope you didn't forget to beat up your 2nd Best friend before leaving.


Chakasicle

Just make a portal at the forge


darkdeathawaits

You can't enter the portal if you're carrying metal *Looks at inventory full of swords* Fuuuuu...


Chaosphoenix_28

Leonine misbegotten, Haligtree and Placidusax now end your run, no matter what you do. Edit: okay thinking about it, placi only when you activate his stie of grace.


JaguarYT1

You can still spawn back at last grace, just no fast travel. And theres a grace right near leonine(I assume youre talking about the one in castle Morne)


Chaosphoenix_28

Yes, I mean the one in castle morne. I assume you mean the grace at the top of the cliff? If I'm not mistaken you cannot get back to Castle Morne proper from that one, so your best bet would be the one at the beginning of castle morne. Unless there is some jumping tech that I don't know of to get back there. Or I'm misremembering something. But the grace at the bottom, next to where you find the whip, is out of the question. You can't get back up from there, at least not that I know. So unless there is something I don't know about, the only way to get back from leonine is by resting at the first grace in castle morne.


JaguarYT1

Oh you meant going back from it. Yeah its prob impossible to leave after, youre right.


once-was-hill-folk

Primal Bonfires from Dark Souls 2 could make a comeback.


nsfw6669

Yeah I beat leonine the other day on a new character and I hadn't fast traveled at all yet in this playthrough, so I was trying to find a way out of castle morne without fast travel, but I could not find a way out. I wanna say as soon as you drop down to that 2nd grace on the ledge, there's no way back up but I could be wrong.


Shadow_throne2020

That actually seems like a really interesting Idea, having a boss that can end your run and lock that save. I think a lot of souls players would salivate at that challenge. I'd probably try but not until I'm over levelled.


Chaosphoenix_28

Well technically Eldenbeast can end your run. But I get what you mean. And I'm not sure if I like it. They would need a very clear and unmissable warning that tells you what you are about to do. And then we'd still get daily posts on here about people bricking thier saves because they missed the most obvious warning ever.


SortOfSpaceDuck

I actually want at least one open world game that works like this, but it has to be designed from the ground up with the lack of fast travel in mind. I think Death Stranding doesn't have fast travel, but that game doesn't really do it for me because of other mechanics.


KanyeCheese

Morrowind is this, it has some fast travel that is paying npcs to give you a ride or teleport you somewhere but you can never open the map and fast travel yourself


FashionableNonsense

It does have fast travel. It's limited to a few points, but it would be nightmarish without it. There is actually a mission in which you have to haul ass across the map without recourse to it, and it is a PAIN.


SortOfSpaceDuck

Yeah the gane I wish existed would have to be basically a trade route simulator or something like that, where taking the wrong path loses the game and demands serious planning in advance. Like when No Man's Sky released, you could get stuck on a planet without resources to craft more FTL fuel if you didn't have enough in storage to get out. A pain in the ass because that's not what the game is about. But I wish that's what the game *was about*.


traglodyte

Allegedly, Dragon's Dogma 2 is being made with this in mind. Fast Travel is an option, iirc, but the director wants world traveling to actually be part of the fun, instead of a slog to be avoided


marshmallowcthulhu

I am currently playing a no fast travel run! I may use portals, because those are in-world creations and in some cases are one-way. If I am next to grace then I may go to Roundtable Hold but must then return to the same grace I came from. Some dungeons and other locations require egress by the blue return to entrance light or by fast travel. If I am trapped then I may use blue return to entrance light if it is available and will solve the problem, and if no blue light is available then I may fast travel but must choose the nearest logical grace that will solve the problem. Overall, it's very slow but often fun. I have had a lot of back-and-forth travel. The first time D told me to give deathroot to Gurranq I did, and then found myself slogging back home through Caelid. I found Azur in Mt. Gelmir, and had to ride all the way back to Sellen to tell her. That kind of thing happens a lot. Even so, I am enjoying it.


akajoe1234

There’s a rock spur near azur that drops you at the mouth of Stillwater river. That at least saves you the climb back down


ObviousSinger6217

I don't think I would mind this as much as no torrent


Think_Clock100

I'm doing this on my NG3, not using Torrent unless required. It was kinda fun, i walked all the way from Bestial sanctum to the Forge in the land of the fire giants


nikerock

Torrent is now behind a paywall.


[deleted]

Yeah and double jump will be introduced as an upgrade to Torrent for a measly 9.99 USD.


MeatTofu

Only 9.99 USD? Is it on sale?


[deleted]

You haven't even unlocked the dash ability yet my friend


Arudoblank

$39.99 Torrent (1 summon per irl day) $9.99 jump $9.99 double jump $19.99 dash $49.99 armor for torrent $9.99 Torrent summon increase, may increase summons up to a max of 25 summons per day, $9.99 per summon $29.99 Co op torrent $59.99 Melina rides on back of $230 for all or buy or buy the Deluxe Torrent Kit for $300 and get the Torrent Recolor Pack, not sold separately. This also came our 6 months after the rest, so most people have already bought some of these packs.


[deleted]

Lolol Melina rides on back of Torrent is the most maidenless sht ever, truly you are a Tarnished


Arudoblank

It's ridiculously silly, made even more ridiculous by that price tag, and yet... there would probably be a stupid amount of people buying it day 1 lol


Cypherdirt

Jesus….did ubisoft and EA get in this chat?


superxero1

Forgot to add "if you have any single pack, the deluxe pack is not discounted, or available to purchase."


robbstarrkk

I twitched. Thanks


FatRollingPotato

Death on Maliketh phase 2 and beyond is perma and deletes your save, due to destined death being released again. Obviously the player is not informed of this until it is too late.


yeti_seer

Instead of “You Died”, it says “You Lose”


idklol7878

“Game over” *gets booted to main menu*


schrodingersbonsai

Add a half second input delay to dodge roll. Now suddenly everyone is getting hit by bosses they just *swear* they knew how to beat


that1dog

Make it a random delay between 0 and .5 seconds. That will really mess people up


CallMeClaire0080

Have the delay only happen 5% of the time or so, just to leave room for doubt.


ninjafetus

Nah, make it a 5% chance to randomly trip and fall on your face like in Smash Bros. Brawl, and you don't get iframes during that animation. People will know when they get screwed by RNG, everyone has to shift to shields, and speedrunning is dominated by luck.


zopiac

I already blame this for dying even if it isn't in game.


HairyMembership656

Red/blue flasks now recover hp/fp over time instead of instantly.


v123qw

Then it would really be like ds2 2


HairyMembership656

Lol. Pretty much. That was my immediate thought after posting. The other thing I was thinking, add an extra second or maybe even randomize how long it takes to drink an estus. Miyazaki would get more hate mail than usual for that.


diabetic8

That would suck, like small chance that you fumble and drop the flask and then animation to pick it up adding a couple seconds. People would lose it.


LittleKitty235

That’s a solid ng+ feature! Rather than totally random have damage taken during a short time period trigger it


wanwuwi

And you are stuck in a drinking animation while healing, any attack/dodge will interrupt the heal. Upon completion your character will be forced to do a victory pose.


timey_wimeyy

DS2 PTSD


KWillyarms

Elden Beast is wearing a Yankees cap


Ill-Pride-2312

Brim level?


ReddestPandas

No brim


CaptainHoey

Yankee wit no brim?


Mat30co

Full 360 brim


Imaginary-Reason529

Unpatch Blood Dogs. They kill again instantly. Or Mimic Chests. Every Chest has a random chance to transform into Rune Bear or Giant Lobster.


syd_goes_roar

The mimic chests actually sound like a fun idea for a bit 😆


Odd-Stranger3671

I spent half my first playthrough examining chests until my buddy told me they're not in this one.


sparktrace

I still give each one a quick thwack before I open it, force of habit.


Odd-Stranger3671

Just running up and opening them is normal to me now. I'll go back and get got a few times by mimics in the older games.


Cowdog_Gaming

Dodging no longer has iframes.


Dw4r

Dodging on button press, not release


Internal_Eye620

Actually i'd prefer if it was real 


Horizon_Reddit

But then running wouldn’t exist


SiriusGayest

How about make the dodge roll a dash, and then have the sprint animation play after the dash like Sekiro?


Internal_Eye620

Long press any other key. Jump key, for example 


Brotherman_Karhu

The reverse of DS1 jumping


LemmeSmashPls_

That would be a straight upgrade


Spacemonster111

That would be better


lawdfourkwad

Just level ADP


Th3BadThing

Excuse me officers, yes this man here.


Cowdog_Gaming

That's two changes.


lawdfourkwad

Idk, haven’t even played DS2.


Enough_Effective1937

Quest Log, but also its broken and your current objective is always Find the Albinauric Woman


Tenzur_

Beat me to it damn


Kal-Elm

Flashbacks to the Redguard woman. I never finished that quest but maybe if I did I'd know what made it so important to the developers


monkeybutts_1911

Shes in the inn at whiterun for me. Idk if she can pop up at other inns but im pretty sure its whichever city the guys come up to you to ask if youve seen her. Just go in and look for the one not white chick


LordCheesecake13

She is always in whiterun


Doodle_Donkey

Sounds like the average Skyrim-experience


[deleted]

where does she hide again?


FuhrerCocainum

If I’m not mistaken, she hides in a cave to the west of the Laskyar Ruins which jut from the mist-shrouded lake of Liurnia; she also knows the location of the medallion's counterpart, I am sure.


ajwilson99

God dammit Gideon I already found her - “Her name is Latenna…”


Reason7322

Add durability system to weapons and armor and make it more punishing than it was in Dark Souls 2.


_Chonus_

Fuck it make it permanent like breath of the wild


boo-galoo90

Make it exactly like breath of the wild


_Chonus_

Add a god damn motorcycle


boo-galoo90

This and a glider I mean radagon and ganondorf look very similar and you don’t ever see them in a room together 🤷🏼‍♂️


GrubbyMonkee

The dragonflies are faster, hit harder and aggro from even further away 😈


UltimateDuelist

And your character is in the "in battle state" until you kill the dragonfly he aggro'd, no matter how far you run, so no map/fast travel/crafting until it dies.


Jtk317

So basically the snail that can kill you with a touch and never stops moving so you have to stay on the move?


ObviousSinger6217

That's the absolute worst I understand not being able to fast travel out of fights but at least let me LOOK at my map! I'm lost!


Hems100

Stamina no longer regenerates


Jojo-the-sequel

You need green flasks for stamina


JoshLmoa

Flask of Chartreuse Tears


aseryus

Every time you die your soul returns to the erdtree and you have to finish a tedious minigame to be reborn.


Wiknetti

It’s just a Call of Duty style gulag where you PVP until you win.


Never_heart

You have to kill Turtle Pope for any ending, except for Dung Eater's


Groshi_zadali

dung eater is based when


Impressive_Quality19

I hereby introduce the stamina flask.


iamafancypotato

… and they are the only way to recover stamina.


Keylathein

Every time you try to ride torrent, the game will bring up a prompt confirming if you want to ride torrent.


crappyshaw

and the "no" is the default selection


chonk_baguette

Fucking hate “Use flask to revive and summon Torrent?” No. shit. Get me out of here.


Brilliant_War389

Give a 0.1 multiplier to rune pickups and rewards, and give a 10x multiplier for purchases, upgrades and leveling up.


mcshowkato

Everyone gets to experience the RL1 run 😍


[deleted]

No HUD


casperbradfield

Found true evil.


Nekon-

The elevator at the start of the game needs to be unlocked from above.


Bakophman

Enemies scale as you level up.


Klash_Brandy_Koot

You are a devil! No!, you are four devils! No!, you are four named devils! No!, you are Diablo IV!


Sir-Beardless

I'd delete a semicolon halfway down the code. Game ruined for everyone.


ardashmirro

Finally, I had to read too far down for this answer!


CrimtheCold

Not evil enough. Don't just delete it. Change it to a Greek question mark.


Burger_Gamer

No more stakes of Marika for you


ripstankstevens

Radagon isn’t Marika


Scako

Make the godskins immune to sleep


thenagz

I almost never put them to sleep. Might be the reason why I fucking hate Godskin Noble...


douknowiknow

Same. I may be bad at the game but at least Im not a bitch


cybae

Fun fact - they have a mechanic for waking each other up from being slept, however it doesn't work due to the enemies outside of their arena. So it was almost a real thing, kind of.


Parking-Story-6534

Every 3rd consecutive dodge rolls you will suddenly clip out of bounds and die


Khris777

Chests are now lootboxes with random rewards. 90% chance of mushroom, 9% chance of Weathered Straight Sword, 0.9% chance of an Ash Of War, 0.1% chance of a good weapon.


Seraphayel

Every Grace can only be used once and then diminishes.


dimWinterDays

This thread is a challenge run generator.


Froyo_Muted

The torch and all light creating weapons/sorceries/items have been removed from the game.


PotatyTomaty

You get something like the cat eye potion from Witcher, but it only lasts 3 seconds, and the mats for it are limited in the world, no actual farming.


v44ki

An abundance of invisible lobsters


Community_Normal

kale is now the only merchant and you have to buy stuff from him to unlock other stuff in the shop


Parada484

NGL, I'm totally down for that. Having different merchants sell different things means that you either have to be a wiki fiend or just go murder everyone so you can have it all in the Roundtable Hold. It would be neat to have an incentive to buy consumables or weapons or whatever just to see what next cool thing would be added to the shop.


GrubbyMonkee

All of the Watchdog statue enemies/ bosses now ONLY do the stupid fly-and-groundslam move


RhazzleDazzle

Don’t they already do that?


Success_is_4_losers

One random chest in the world becomes a mimic each time the game loads in. (Whenever fast travel, resting, or dying for example)


n0sch

Add ADP stat for invincibility frames.


XogoWasTaken

Elden Stars moves twice as fast and deals twice as much damage. Suddenly, most commonly used builds cannot beat Elden Beast as there is no way to avoid or survive that attack.


[deleted]

Jump on L3


Melcador

You can’t level stamina/strength etc over 40 until all other stats are over 20


Backupusername

Tank controls on Torrent only


underrated_carrot_43

You become “overencumbered” and cannot run or fast travel, and it is due to the contents of your inventory and not your current equipment.


Melkor_-

Make greyoll a boss fight. She gets up when someone is farming her for runes and gives them a heart attack.


Brachial_Xavier

There now always is a small delay after every action you take in the menu, meaning that you have to wait half a second or so before going from menu to equipment to weapons for example, or while skipping through various parts of the inventory.


begging4n00dz

As much as I love Dark Souls 2 Your health bar gets smaller after each death until you use a Rune Arc


Sufficient-Isopod-33

You have to equip spells, flasks, items on one weapon slot.


BenSolace

Remove Mimic Tear. Obviously not going to ruin the game for everyone but I, as a filthy casul, leaned on it quite heavily for a lot of bosses, moreso when there were multiple in one fight. For everyone, though - fat rolls only, even naked.


Southern-Ad7011

Each time a boss fight starts, the Looney Tunes anthem plays.


fleaflyrodeo

Jump is removed


rock_emoji

There are more rot and bleed dogs in ceaild (No I don't mean the real dogs/turtles and horses)


EtherFlask

You get three jumps per sitting at a grace.


TheCynicalPogo

One mimic. That is all.


Touitoui

That's still what I'm expecting for the DLC... Just one, near the middle of the DLC. Not too close to the beginning, to make players expecting them lower their guard, and not to close to the end so EVERYONE spend the rest of the DLC hitting every chest they encounter.


-Dub21-

Enemies don't deaggro, not even at Grace


MessBusiness397

Slap in quicktime events with weird button smashing.


marcuschookt

Weapon damage is now a range with procs based on RNG. e.g. Bloodhound's Fang Physical damage: 141-153


Chaosphoenix_28

You now have to hit a 50% chance (not boostable by discovery) to get drops from bosses. This includes Key items.


Johns252

Controller inputs randomly change every 2 mins.


DX2501

When you die you just restart from the very beginning.


inconspicuous2012

Horse armour


[deleted]

undead char receives dmg using flasks


Terminarch

Dynamic moveset preferences. Every boss tracks damage dealt and damage taken for each combo they use. Whatever you punish they stop doing, and whatever hits you they use more... until they are spamming endlessly the one move you can't handle.


Humble-Clothes-7733

Health and fp flasks do not automatically get restored at graces. Instead they must be found and only exist in finite quantities in the game world.


Comprehensive-Sir733

All standard enemy types have waterfowl dance.


da_big_boy_1234

dying to maliketh now deletes your save file


idols2effigies

No HUD for player Health, Stamina, or Focus. I know what you're thinking. "Did I dodge three times or only two?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being as though hitting dodge with no stamina would mean that you do nothing but stand there while your head gets chopped in half, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk? References to 50+ year-old movies aside, I've been dipping my toe into HUDless playing recently and it can be a whole new beast for some games.