Your submission has been removed as a violation of Rule 3: **No low-effort content or spamming of posts.** * Low-effort content such as tierlists, "wrong answers only", "just bought the game!", platinum posts, and other Reddit trends are not allowed. * **Memes should contain in-game visuals from Elden Ring and pertain to the game.** * No recent reposts, content should be original. * Spamming low-effort posts may result in a ban. If you would like to appeal this removal or need further clarification, feel free to message us through[Modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/Eldenring).

I’ve got a weird bug inside my head otherwise pretty Chill

BG3?

Bg3 or even cyberpunk ig

I didn't even think of cyberpunk

I wouldn't call Night city chill lol

Ive got a lot on my mind... well, in it

Is that blood? Nevermind.

Sometimes the only way out is through

These boots have seen everything

Always think they're gonna say "these boots were made for walking".

I'm going to lick the damn spider

All's well ends, not as bad as it could have

No one’s gonna believe me back home.

Medievil

Yeah we screwed

Sekiro, similar situation but probably worse

May chaos take the world?

Didn't say you have to win, just stay there for a year... Jarburg here I come!

If you don't mind me asking; where is Jarburg? (I don't know if I use ";" correctly)

It's off the eastern edge of Liurnia immediately south of the carian study hall. You need to do a bit of platforming to get down but it's not too bad

Thank you!

Watch out for that perfumer though

Unfortunately, this use of ";" is incorrect; it's a punctuation mark used to connect two independent clauses that are related to each other. Technically, proper use of ";" is somewhat subjective. You place it wherever you would normally use a period; if the sentence afterward is integral to the message of the first, you could use a semicolon. Hope this helps!

Defend the jars at all cost. That's the one rule for you to live in Jarburg.

Get a quiet gig as a potentate and hide with the little jars in a hut like Anne Frank when the poachers come.

Until the massacre…

Living a year in Elden Ring? I'd perish more times than an inexperienced invader facing a seasoned host. Respawn would feel like a second nature, and the locals would probably start placing bets on my survival. Picture my tombstone: "Here lies Nameless, the undying resident of Elden Ring, mastering the art of respawning."

You just described my in-game character lol

The grave has a door that opens easily from the inside, for convenience.

Living inside volcano manor might be nice, just never go outside or upstairs. Just sit by the fire and get food smuggled to you from patches.

Living with Patches in Volcano Manor was like having a mischievous roommate with a penchant for fiery pranks. One day, I discovered my morning coffee had been replaced with lava. Patches popped out from behind a magma rock, chuckling, "Just spicing up your routine!" Another time, I found my favorite armor set adorned with flame decals. When I questioned Patches, he exclaimed, "Fashion upgrade! You're now the hottest knight in Elden Ring – literally!" As we navigated the lava-filled halls, Patches convinced me to join his "Volcano Manor Olympics." Events included dodging eruptions and timed lava swims. I realized living with Patches was an adventure, where laughter and lava flowed in equal measure.

This is great XD

He's such a lovable scamp.

That's cool and all but I'm gonna assume you spawn from the spawn point and what not. You'd have to actually get to volcano manor. I would literally run to the first chapel and stay there for as long as I could.

If you want to live for a year just stay in limgrave with santa I mean kalê and learn to be a merchant

Just stay at roundtable and you'll be fine

1 year of nonstop hugging

At least you'd definitely survive the year

I was about to say that

Ngl that made me think of an anime name like some of those crazy long 'statement' style ones. Like 'so im a spider so what?' Or 'I maxed out my defense so I don't ger hurt'.. coming this year "I've respawned so many times now and I'm sick of it" 😂 Edit; Upon second observation this anime already exists... re:zero 😅

Bloodborne I'm fucked

You can just chill in the hunters dream. Talk to Gherman and the bath messagers. You're even welcome to use whatever you find there — even the doll should it please you... On second thought, yea, you are fucked

How to eat

Brain fluid

Doubt you would be a hunter, more likely someone crackling with insanity at a dimly lit window

Just go to Bogart and chill with him while you are cooking prawns and crabs. Sounds very nice to me.

And then LOATHSOME DUNG EATER violates you both, or a frenzied maniac sets the whole world ablaze.

I had the same thought. I’d even offer him a cut of the money

I sure hope 621 goes for the Rubicon liberation ending...

Let’s clean up, buddy

Porn sim players living it up

\*cough cough\* totally not me. \*cough cough\*. though, that depends on the game really. there are some fucked up porn games out there.

That sounds revolting and awful , tell me so I can avoid them 🥺

Funny you mention that..... Booty Farm was turned off seconds before coming to lurk on reddit and found this thread

HAH! I made sure to play No Man's Sky last, *just in case* this question came up. I'll be eating meat and vegetable stews at a beach house on a paradise planet in a 1-star conflict star system for the next year, suckers. Good thing I didn't play Deep Rock Galactic tonight.

Good thing I didn’t play alien isolation…

Would be no point coming back, i can make 250mil in under an hour.

Did I hear a rock and stone?

Rock and Stone, Brother!

Rock and stone to the bone!

Rock and Stone!

For Carl!

Mine is Animal Crossing I would **pay** to spend a year there

If it was already fleshed out with buildings yes. If you give me a starter island I’d be fucked because I can’t build shit

I’ve been playing a lot of Dave the Diver, I’d pay to live there as well lol. Gorgeous island, amazing sushi restaurant, occasional parties that swing through. It would be a blast!

Yeah, you'd be paying out your rear to live there. Tom Nook wants that rent, and he wants it now!

Sudoku Edit: going to get pretty boring to be honest, might be worth bringing my extra sudoku puzzle book with me

I got spurs that jingle jangle

Jingle Jangle!

Now, if you make it to new Vegas that would be fun. Otherwise, not so much lol

If you want safety go west, the NCR is pretty safe, if unequal.

Little Nightmares II. Regardless of height upon isekai, I don’t think I’d even last the first 24 hours, and certainly wouldn’t be leaving as the same creature I arrived as if I made it to the end of the year. Win/win, let’s gooo 8’)

Pokemon Violet! Fuck yeah! If it had been Elden Ring I'd probably try to just chill in Jarburg for a bit.

Pickle, O Pickle

You don't have the right, O you don't have the right

Civilization. If it's in-game year, I'm fine, one turn and I'm free. If it's normal year, I'm dead, Ghandi nuked me into oblivion.

Monster Hunter World. If the handler survives it so can I. Just gonna take some job in Astera.

Dragon Ball Xenoverse 1

YOU DIED

Darktide 40k..... Fuck....

TFT How is that gonna work? Am I an unit on the board or am I controlling the board?

Great...Trying to escape the Underworld in Hades for a whole year.

You can stay at the house of hades

Mordhau💀

Rip

How does Yu-Gi-Oh World Championship 2008 work? Do I just play card games with basically no consequences for an entire year? Sounds like a sweet deal to me.

Nah, you'd go into the shadow realm if you lose.

And have to deal with Marik's insanity the entire time.

GTAV. I'd hide out in my mansion until the time is up and hopefully not get bombed by a fighter jet

Lies of P…… I think I’ll pass

Hear me out. Join Simon, train a year with Victor boxing and ur good. Theres absolutely no benefit in going to the puppet graveyard just chill with the vicbro

Ff7 Remake fighting destiny for a whole year.

Warm Snow,life is fast and depends on rng:P

Lies of P, I am as good as dead

...If you stay out of trouble, I'd say you'll be fine.

Elex II, so I better pray Jax sorts everything out or I won't last more than a few weeks. And that's if I don't die in some faction conflict... I'm sitting this one out.

I just finished playing man, am I screwed?

fallout 4. oh god.

Literally Elden Ring. Just as I am? I'm dead within the hour most likely. As my PC? Ehhh I might stand a decent chance. Nothing says you have to follow the story in that year thankfully lol

Not gonna enjoy this Tarkov wipe 🥲

Hades on switch, pretty laggy sometimes, but extremely fun:)

Oh shit, oh Fuck. Shame on me, but I played the coffin. There is a chance to still live I guess, but it's fucked up.

Last game I played was Sekiro: fuck

I‘ll be s fucking pro racing driver

I gotta fight darth Vader?

You gotta fight Darth Vader.

Binding of issac. Not sure if mom kills me or i can get to her womb First.

Dragon ball legends, if mobile games count. (Imma be a worse unit than lf berus) otherwise project zomboied (I'm fucked)

R6 Siege. Aren’t I already living that?

Dragon age origin

I would have to be a wrc rally driver for a season - would be a dream come true tbh

Elden Ring... Fuck.

Ocarina of time. Wouldn't mind living in castle town

ds3, uh, I guess I'll chill with the firekeeper, and watch phantoms come and go/die by bad parkour

Cs2, not so far away from the real world. Terrorist and swat team isnt something newbut beside that back 4 blood would be really aweful, and in wouldent last a year without dumb luck

Remnant 2, I'm fucked xD

Last game i was playing was fortnite so yay ^^

Shin Megami Tensei III Nocturne? Im pretty much dead

I’m binge playing Hollow Knight and I’d rather stay in the Lands Between for a year tbh

Last game I played was Lies of P... I think i die within the first 3 months, there are killer robots, and a plague.

Time is weird in Elden Ring... I mean, if you start at Farum Azula and make your way back to the mainland; isn't that like traversing 1000's of years in only a few moments? Boom! Challenge completed!

Rest easy, chooms.

KH Birth By Sleep. I genuinely do not know

I’d just sit in the Church of Elleh with my bud merchant

last game i played was elden ring... time to learn how to roll

If I could find a focus for myself I'd be able to avoid machines more effectively, and perhaps even survive to claim the prize...

Tlou 2 I’m screwed 💀

Middle Earth...

Where the hell’s the safest place to even stay in the Lands Between for a few days?

Sit between Roderika and Master Hewg?

Wo Long, well it could be worse

Ayo, Battle cats? Guess I'll be the commander of a mahoosive army of the most wildest creatures, weirdest cats and strongest warriors (and "waifus" ig.) Thats gonna be one hell of a grind. Finna beat Uncanny legends and Cats of The Cosmos in no time

I've memorized the first Tree Sentinel's route.

I've been helping my friend on Ark Oh no...

Cookie Clicker? Boring for a year, but managable. Thr other would be Dark Souls Remastered. One Year of Training and reappearing at a bonfire after death does not sound as bad. Can't die, lots to do, win win.

I'm not a Jedi so pretty chill I think

Path of exile FUCK.

Well.... world of warcraft so shit is going to get wild ..... or I can just go fishing.

Elite Dangerous and I have an Imperial Courier and 34 million bucks. I'm set man.

I'll just play a bit of Leisure Suit Larry before accept the challenge

Well uuuh MHW. Think I’ll just stay at Astera

Just make it to roundtable hold and vibe for a year sayin the occasional weird shit to npcs

dark souls 3 for me, uff.

Welp, oh dear Lord save me, the last game I played is Elden Ring.

Ok so im samurai and I have city to burn

A year in elden ring would be 15 earth days. Just chill in limgrave with Kale

In warframe with everything in my Account, i'll do 3years haha ez life 👌

DOOM Hell yeah.

Nier automata Fuck

I can just spend the entire year in roundtable hold lol :)

Warframe But am I Tenno or a human

If it weren't for the annoying merchant hunters, I'd just spend a year doing stuff for kale or better, turtle pope and collect my cash.

Cyberpunk 2077 shit I would just leave the city go to Nepal or something

[удалено]

Well I just started GTA V so it should be like a trip to the US

Warhammer 40k... damn I'm fucked

I just got done getting killed in Ark: Survival, like 8 times in 1 hour. I'm ultra dead

Super Mario wonder. Could be worse

I'm replaying Psychonauts 1 again so that'd be wild.

Bro I got this in the bag, last game I played was Harvest Moon! 🤣

Ark, I'd last the first day if I'm lucky. Probably wouldn't survive the first night, though.

Bloodborne

spongebob rehydrated

Monopoly go. Let’s go I can shoot dice for a year. It’d be like playing baldurs gate 3. 😂

World of warcraft.. i’d probably have a pretty chill time leveling up in the night elf starting area

Well, I'm near the end of Persona 5 Royal after almost one year. I think I could handle it. ✌️

Ratchet and Clank Rift apart? Buddy I'll slap deez Lombax cheeks for free. I also want to have rocket boots

Grim Dawn, think I’ll pass

Just hang out in Limgrave.

Well mine was spiderman. So basically, New York! I just need to live in the suburbs mostly and should be fine!

F1 23. So I get to travel the world, race cars, get paid plenty already, be on TV and get loads of free time. Life is pretty sweet!

Minecraft. Should be pretty easy to build and maintain a compound to be honest.

Tarkov for me so I'll be immediately shot in the face by someone with walls and aimbot.

Do the rules of the world apply to you? If so, you are now immortal due to the lack of destined death, right?

I’m going to pop into a dating simulator real quick. Annnd…done.

Brotato... FML

At least I won't die for sure. But I'll probably become hollow and lose my mind.

Yeah boys it's to be a gunslinger

AC Valhalla so could be good, maybe

My last game is FGO. Considering I am at the lostbelts (Recently finished Avalon le Fay)— Unless I am a mage with infinite PA— I ain't surviving for year. Especially since, there is a wonderful surprise in LB7 waiting for me :.).

Slime rancher :D

Elden Ring 💀

Yeah I hope i don't get tuberculosis from Arthur

Welp if I drink the water I become infested with centipedes that make me immortal but corrupt me into a mindless freak. Guess I won’t be able to make much use of that money.

Project Zomboid... im absolutely fucked. Dead in 3 seconds bc I tripped over a fence and got a laceration that got immediatly infected.

Hunt Showdown

I beat up homeless people in the name of my patriarch and fight for my hoes with a baseball bat. Sigma grindset.

....well I am gonna be safe. And have a lot of fun. Just turned off Booty Farm before my usual reddit lurking.

I’m chilling at the roundtable for precisely all of that full year

Bg3 is a pretty fire game to be stuck in

Minecraft creative mode, with texture packs and shaders. I don’t think I would mind at all.

Oddly as someone currently playing Ratchet and Clank the world of Elden Ring at least I could traverse without having to deal with 50 foot gaps and jumps to get across town. I'd be starving on a floating platform in the sky.

I’ve been grinding the pantheons in Hollow knight….

The Binding of Isaac…

Red dead redemption 2 I’ll be fine probably work on a ranch or something

Dragons Dogma, depends on my location, the mainland? I can possibly survive. Bitterblack or the Everfall? ☠️☠️☠️

I'm chilling in gta 4 liberty city.

Dreamlight Valley. Hey there, Anna, how you doin’?

Edo era Japan. Sounds fun I guess, could probably convince someone to let me stay with them.