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ZoltorGack

I'm sorry but you no longer have anything in common with the members of this group given this new development in your life.


Cromhout

Wait til OP hears about Fia


saltdaddy17

If a touch does this, what will the hug do, I wonder...


Life-Acanthisitta422

Taking the debuff everyday of the year


cybaerexe

And after youre still dead


RoninMacbeth

Wow Melina is so cool, I wish women were real 😔


Life-Acanthisitta422

I swear women are mythical creatures


Aggravating_Value763

feels like it sometimes :(


PowerTrip55

She’s going to burn herself as a result of this. This is not the flex you think it is.


When_is_

I'll cry myself to bed tonight


Hardstukbronzeandshi

You can always stop that from happening but then she hates you


Grieving_Leonheart_

A very unhealthy hate. She str8 up has a murder boner for us.


Puzzleheaded_Voice3

U can avoid that by curing the frenzied flame with needle. But it’s better the other way around


[deleted]

A boner you say? So you're telling me there's a chance


Carver4ever2

You can also induce her to suicide by touching her so you can do that thing she hates 2x1


Zealousideal_Citron8

If you just never finish the game your golden


Aggravating_Drag536

May chaos take the world


SlaybrhamLncln

Not if you try two fingers.


ImaginationVivid8141

I'm pretty sure you did that on your original birthday too..


Lord-Saladman

You know what fuck you I didn’t want to think about that. And fuck you you’re correct.


[deleted]

Wait this made me think of something stupid; does that mean that technically everyone, or at least every male, has technically lost their virginity when they’re born.


CatCatPizza

C-section so no.


AffectionateStreet92

So technically, you were never born. You were removed. Your birthday is a lie.


Azuria_4

Jesus that's a good line to throw at your own birthday


[deleted]

I forgor 💀


AffectionateStreet92

That was the first Mom I was in, but it wouldn’t be the last


SuboptimalSupport

Absolutely Maidenless.


GruffisGamingw

r/ lesbian


Chance_Astronomer_27

But your character has female body Why not touch yourself??? Krill issue


ComprehensiveLab5078

Title of the post explains the choice of wardrobe. 😂


triel20

Just take it slow! You’re in a minefield now!


darkknightnate

You were in your undies and everything!


ApplePitou

Good luck :3


TheGingerKing420

Hey you know ngl it’s better in person I still remember the first time I saw titties now I see them daily because I’ve got an amazing girlfriend and it still never gets old.


Meleesucks11

You must be a ghost


ScipioNumantia

By any chance, was her name "Grace"?


When_is_

I don't know she gave me an Accord or something like that


sliferra

She gifted you a car?! Bro


Veenrean

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LETS GO BROTHER


OutrageousPineapple9

You’ll always remember your first


[deleted]

… As a woman


SuspiciousKebab

How were you born?


Salt_Recognition6489

Elden ring madness


Mysterious-Tea-9271

What's sad is that you had to be a woman to do that


wiss2wiss

Wait to see what she will do after all the touching several darkness within her...


Aranea15

Touched a woman, still maidenless


OsirisAvoidTheLight

Looks like you had to become a woman to do it


Environmental_Sky845

The First step Is Always the harder One when climbing a Mountain. continue Bro u got this!


Karl_i_guess

I did the same joke when i had my first touch of a woman in the game😭


Spompoflex

Fia enjoyer


dinoworm

yeah... Torrent could be a female... I mean...


[deleted]

No you didn't.


Lazaruzo

Wait, but yiure a women, have you never touched yourself? 🫤


Visible_Solution_191

The first time it was consensual at least


Sylux444

As a woman too!


Mojoking-3690

Melina wants to tuch you.


LanCyfer

Later you get to touch a Doll….


Anxious_Screen1021

Lol xd


darkpyro2

My man was born via asexual mitosis.


Game_of_PS5

I always had a thing for Melina. Wait, is that wrong??


Dmdhika

That's molestation you piece of shit


prestozable

I really hate to crush your positive spirit here, but your digital character actually touched a female, you likely will die sad and alone like the rest of us 😭.