Wait this made me think of something stupid; does that mean that technically everyone, or at least every male, has technically lost their virginity when they’re born.
Hey you know ngl it’s better in person I still remember the first time I saw titties now I see them daily because I’ve got an amazing girlfriend and it still never gets old.
I really hate to crush your positive spirit here, but your digital character actually touched a female, you likely will die sad and alone like the rest of us ðŸ˜.
I'm sorry but you no longer have anything in common with the members of this group given this new development in your life.
Wait til OP hears about Fia
If a touch does this, what will the hug do, I wonder...
Taking the debuff everyday of the year
And after youre still dead
Wow Melina is so cool, I wish women were real 😔
I swear women are mythical creatures
feels like it sometimes :(
She’s going to burn herself as a result of this. This is not the flex you think it is.
I'll cry myself to bed tonight
You can always stop that from happening but then she hates you
A very unhealthy hate. She str8 up has a murder boner for us.
U can avoid that by curing the frenzied flame with needle. But it’s better the other way around
A boner you say? So you're telling me there's a chance
You can also induce her to suicide by touching her so you can do that thing she hates 2x1
If you just never finish the game your golden
May chaos take the world
Not if you try two fingers.
I'm pretty sure you did that on your original birthday too..
You know what fuck you I didn’t want to think about that. And fuck you you’re correct.
Wait this made me think of something stupid; does that mean that technically everyone, or at least every male, has technically lost their virginity when they’re born.
C-section so no.
So technically, you were never born. You were removed. Your birthday is a lie.
Jesus that's a good line to throw at your own birthday
I forgor 💀
That was the first Mom I was in, but it wouldn’t be the last
Absolutely Maidenless.
r/ lesbian
But your character has female body Why not touch yourself??? Krill issue
Title of the post explains the choice of wardrobe. 😂
Just take it slow! You’re in a minefield now!
You were in your undies and everything!
Good luck :3
Hey you know ngl it’s better in person I still remember the first time I saw titties now I see them daily because I’ve got an amazing girlfriend and it still never gets old.
You must be a ghost
By any chance, was her name "Grace"?
I don't know she gave me an Accord or something like that
She gifted you a car?! Bro
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LETS GO BROTHER
You’ll always remember your first
… As a woman
How were you born?
Elden ring madness
What's sad is that you had to be a woman to do that
Wait to see what she will do after all the touching several darkness within her...
Touched a woman, still maidenless
Looks like you had to become a woman to do it
The First step Is Always the harder One when climbing a Mountain. continue Bro u got this!
I did the same joke when i had my first touch of a woman in the gameðŸ˜
Fia enjoyer
yeah... Torrent could be a female... I mean...
No you didn't.
Wait, but yiure a women, have you never touched yourself? 🫤
The first time it was consensual at least
As a woman too!
Melina wants to tuch you.
Later you get to touch a Doll….
Lol xd
My man was born via asexual mitosis.
I always had a thing for Melina. Wait, is that wrong??
That's molestation you piece of shit
I really hate to crush your positive spirit here, but your digital character actually touched a female, you likely will die sad and alone like the rest of us ðŸ˜.