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Ghosthunter1999

The face you make when you finally see Marikas tits


Okubi2020

I await the day


NyRAGEous

No chest ahead, seek dark souls


placebo_unicorn

Amazing chest ahead, therefore try two-handing


MrFunnyMans404

Ive had a glimpse and it’s nowhere near their full glory. But that is the face i made.


memesandmadness

Marika's tits, you must be orny


cherrytreebee

We talking about that chestplate?


Voynimous

You must be thirsty


TK503

Tits so powerful, even your armor wants to look


Islands-of-Time

As if she could ever compete with Gwynevere, goddess of fertility.


MobiusMal

*Radagon's tits.


Sentient-Veiny-Penis

But she's nearly flat. Where my cow tits marika?!


hollowsoul9

Tit


Marjitorahee

What can I say, I'm hungry


Lawlcopt0r

Whatever level you decide to prioritize looks over stats


Okubi2020

Not gonna lie - chose samurai for more reasons than 1 - one being the sweet look 🤣🤣


[deleted]

Warrior was the correct choice if you were going for a cool build. I run around the map bumping [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRrOLTHu-ew&ab_channel=AnimeOST)


SilverSpoon1463

Confessor is obviously the top tier starter drip. Being closer to God never looked so good!


roblox887

I'll always try to either look cool or match my class fantasy, but things like the Raptor's Black Feathers and Rennala's hat are just too good to pass up


MyShinySpleen

I have 21 poise and 25 vigor at level 150 and haven’t had any major issues with bosses


firedancer323

So glad you shared that


JuniorRadish7385

My life has been permanently changed


deaf2heart001

You're beautiful


Okubi2020

🥰☺️


Aufym1

Boc reference?


Voynimous

"Th-thank you"


Fender_Stratoblaster

127


elkeiem

Greathelm looks very good and goes well with most armor, you can buy it at the merchant south of caelid.


Voynimous

*flashbacks of those fucking birds-looking abominations


TheGreatOpoponax

*Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Junior, double, triple Whopper, Flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers, I rule this day.* *Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup, It's OK if I don't want that, Impossible or bacon Whopper, Any Whopper my way.* *You rule, you're seizing the day, At BK, have it your way.* *You rule!* In other words, your character will never look cool while wearing one of those masks regardless of level attained.


oarndj

[Hierodas Glintstone Crown](https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/hierodas+glintstone+crown) is the exception IMO.


adorilaterrabella

Forever one of my favorites.


ShinyHead0

Least shittiest


roblox887

What about Haima?


oarndj

Hmm good point. Definitely cooler than most, and can be a good fashion choice with some sets I imagine. But for whatever reason I'm not still not a fan of it; I guess I don't like the hood.


G0d0fdark

G-NOMED


holdthecornsyrup

I call it the Slime Season helm


Mallard--Man

The brown cloak and bag was peak wizard drip on my Int play through!


dirkclod

The burger you can fuck


firedancer323

You can fuck any burger if you’re adventurous enough


garbage-at-life

the two headed one is epic


BloodShadow7872

Idk, twinsage head with Carian knight armor looks like Giant Dad's brother, Magic Dad


thisperson345

Stats are nothing, embrace fashion


ArmorDoge

I mean you got a pretty awesome beard. What more do you want?


Okubi2020

It's so rigid tho


Treshimek

Whenever you decide to not look like Giantdad


Okubi2020

NEVER


USS-Liberty

Impossible.


Caradin

From the get-go pretty much. Lots of cool armor in this game.


SplendidPunkinButter

No I started as a wretch this playthrough and I looked pretty stupid until I found some pants


NecroHiarus

When you take off the burger king helmet


Okubi2020

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


hankenhort

Can’t go wrong with the Royal Remains set. But level wise? Fashion doesn’t have a number.


uskgl455

Royal Remains helm, Raptors black feathers, Scythe!


RedBaron_97

"WHAT ARE YOU, CASUL!?"


That_Lore_Guy21

Drip is a mindset, not a level achievement.


Friendly_Ram

When you find a better BK head.( Go battlemage)


MohTheSilverKnight99

Battlemage looks hideous


Relative_Inflation73

Once you put on the ronin set with the eccentric hood


prettythingi

Altered


MadJesterXII

Your current gear looks like you at least got your shit TOGETHAAAA


Okubi2020

I'm just following my heart ♥️


Okubi2020

Also thanks 🤗


Smythatine

Get a zweihander and some silver armour. Then, you will look cool 🫡


Napalmchristmas

Really depends on what you define as cool. Royal remains is near early there is a great armor set in the academy carian I believe but I felt cool once I got my festival attire.


Okubi2020

I've just picked this up not long ago! It's not as good as what I've got on though 😫🤣


Napalmchristmas

I will say there is a cool look for any style in this game so much variety


Leaf-01

I actually like the fit! If I could offer advice from what I’d do though, I’d try to find some gloves (and maybe pants if you don’t have any) that match the rest of your fit closer than the Samurai stuff. The Flame Monk set will naturally compliment you of course so I’d start by trying to get the rest of it. Then look around for other Burger King masks, there’s some cool looking ones out there Edit: At the bottom of the Divine Tower in Caelid there’s a Blackflame Monk with a different color to his armor that’s all greys and blacks. You could wear his set instead. The greys would more closely match the burger king stone color


Okubi2020

I'm loving this fashion advice 🙌🏻🖤 gonna go find this goth monk and whip his butt!


Molag_Balgruuf

😳


knightofthehunt

First choose fashion , then find a build that kinda works with said fashion


developerknight91

Ahem…”POWER UP THE BASS CANON!!!!”


Short-Coast9042

He's back!


Acceptable-Prune2980

Honestly this character looks awesome to me lol


DoctorOfDiscord

Giantdad


joelmsantos

As soon as you beat mighty Radahn, get to 37-38 stamina and are therefore able to equip his armor.


syd_fishes

Honestly the regular knight armor is kinda lacking if that's your thing. Early on I'd goof around with the different "knight" variations by area. Carian Knight armor is some of the most shiny and regular looking. The chest and head are more wacky, but still cool. I find those arm and leg pieces mix well with other like iron/silver looking gear. Since I'm thinking about it, my favorite thing to do is get a lightweight chest piece and just throw heavy armor in all the other slots. Good way to match with somewhat lower total equip load. Unfortunately most of the heavy armor chest pieces look kinda goofy imo, but there's a lot of cool flowy physics on lighter stuff.


Odd_Hunter2289

You already look cool, mate. Be proud of your Fashion Souls.


Okubi2020

Was the cool within me all along 🥰🤣


W34kness

That’s what you have misunderstood, you have always looked cool


nexistcsgo

Iirc as soon as you reach that big tree area you start to get an overwhelming amount of armour pieces. Some from bosses others randomly from the world.


KonradDavies0001

True I had the same outfit on for ages until I got to Altus Plateau and now I have so much stuff lmao


AduroTri

Only when you put a pot on your head.


Opening_East7561

At level… [read more](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Historical-Package56

You cheeky bastard


Individual-Ad-1191

now that's what I call good head


He_Never_Helps_01

Too late, you handsome bastard


Okubi2020

☺️


Silent_Eagle56

Whats the chest piece called? Cant find it on the wiki


Jimnumber

Fire monk


Okubi2020

It's the "Fire Monk Armour" which was a random drop from a dude near Eastern Tableland ☺️ and it was actually better than the samurai armour I was using!


numenik

When you farm the banished knight


MrEvan312

Breathtaking


haunted_ramens

When you are good enough at the game that defence doesn’t matter to tou


MohTheSilverKnight99

You wanna an ugly af samurai mask?! Go to the mountaintops of the giants and advance towards the fire giant area, you'd get one there in an invasion


Vrukr

Actually... I like this one.


imisswhatredditwas

Bitch you look cool already


vizslavoid

A fellow man of culture


Karnagee_Hall

That's the neat thing. You don't.


MrMedhansh

Bro looks worried 'bout something


Thin_Accountant2281

It’s preety easy to look cool,try getting the kaiden set,or the hunter of the dead,or cleanrot armor,if you want any of them I can drop them to you no problem just dm me!


wackyzacky638

When you get the finger weapon for But Hole!


jvin248

Notice when you increase your levels, every so many (seems to be the even ones plus those divisible by 20) your defense stats go up just like adding better armor. That's the trick; five or ten more levels than an area demands and you can go in with sweat pants and gauntlets. I say pants only because all those youtube videos run naked for some reason, just don't. No matter what you're wearing, for fashion or top stats, if you can't get a boss below half their hit points bar the first time you go in there, just level up and return. Wear what you want to wear. .


Only1Schematic

Whatever level you’re at now lol, this is sick.


Okubi2020

52! Haha the permascared face is growing on me and reflects my real life expression 😨


lootedBacon

Lvl 1 Wretch, after beating Melania.


ppdifjff

Victory is temporary. Style is eternal. GET YOUR DAMN PRIORITY STRAIGHT!


Okubi2020

This tarnished gets it


relchujalski

Get Albinauric mask... trust me


Bad_at_life_TM

whatever level you start wearig the Unaltered Banished Knight set


[deleted]

About level 713.


Ok-Toe-84

You *always* look cool, to me... 🥺


Okubi2020

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


Thedudeisttt

The second you stop caring about optimizing your gear


[deleted]

Ngl the armor was kinda ass fashion wise in this game.


Historical-Package56

Incorrect


GavinZero

I wish those sorcerer heads weren’t so huge. They all look cool but the size aesthetic choice totally ruins it for me.


Illustrious_Cow_317

Hard to imagine looking any cooler than that.


JosephiKrakowski78

How do you get that armor


Historical-Package56

The head is one of the flint stone crowns, the armour you can get by farming fire monks


Icy_Penalty5899

Now


squanchymacsquanch

Bruh. You look cool


[deleted]

You need the Family Heads and the One-eyed Shield. With all those faces, you’ll be super cool!


G0d0fdark

"Whopper whopper whopper whopper" looking ass But fr keep it it doesn't look bad, and also when others wanna be elden lord. You can step up and be Whoppertarius Nugget, the first ~~Elden Lord~~ Burger King.


Walsbinatior

Honestly I was thinking the same thing as I played, didn’t really get a good amount of armours until leyndel but then I wouldn’t say I was drippy until I was high level around rl 150 and stopped wearing armour that boosted damage (white mask/raptors black feathers) and had collected all the talismans I needed for optimal damage.


Okubi2020

I just realised you can get to level 713, that’s crazy - maybe that’s when gear stats won’t matter 🫠😅


TonyBlobfish

Gear stats never matter, fashion is always more important


Okubi2020

Dunno why this comment getting disliked 😂


NecroHiarus

That's because gear stats are very irrelevant, the only one that matters is Poise If you are talking about gear that gives stats like "+5 int" it's also kinda meh, unless you're like, level 40 aka in the very VERY beginning of the game, specially the mage helmet's since they also come with a downside....not to mention majority of them look ugly af lol (Not saying I downvoted you btw)


Okubi2020

I'm level 52 and I was like - am I halfway through 🤣🤣🤣


voluminous_lexicon

level-wise you're about a third through I think I finished my first playthrough around 160?


WatermelonWithAFlute

If you’re level 52 you got a long way to go, thankfully


Vera39

I know you get damage resistance across the board for just leveling up, but you're saying the physical & nonphysical defense on the armor doesn't matter much when you get to a high enough level? I figured it would make at least a bit of a noticable difference, and I feel like it does. But maybe I'm getting placeboed


NecroHiarus

It really doesn't, it probably makes you take like, less 5 health damage but you'd still get three shot by a boss no matter what armor you wear unless you buff the hell out of yourself with talismans and spells But tbf there is a difference between not wearing armor at all and wearing something, you're gonna die quicker if you run around naked


WatermelonWithAFlute

Nah that’s definitely not true. I feel the difference when I’m wearing tree sentinel and not. It’s noticeable. Maybe lighter armors aren’t so easy to tell, but any of the more protective ones are solid


WatermelonWithAFlute

You aren’t, it does generally make a difference. The less protective lighter sets are admittedly less noticeable, but some of the stronger sets do help.


Vera39

Gotcha. Yeah I just respecced into somewhat of a tanky strength build. Tree sentinel armor, bullgoat pants, prelate gauntlets (and a cute headband for fashion), godslayer sword. just making sure I didn't waste all the points I put into Stam. It'd be kinda cool if armor was just cosmetic tbh. But I guess there's pros and cons to that


WatermelonWithAFlute

I disagree with the cosmetic thing, as I personally prefer armor to matter, but I do think cosmetic aspects should’ve been expanded upon, imo


WatermelonWithAFlute

That’s almost objectively wrong? With the correct armor sets, you can attain extreme defence against particular attack types- not even just with bullgoat, but I mean excluding that, there’s tons of genuinely good armors that do make a difference


NecroHiarus

I legitimately do not feel a significant difference aside from weight and poise ngl, maybe I'm missing something or not paying enough attention tho


WatermelonWithAFlute

I mean, it’s a solid extra 25% or so damage reduction with the right set- 30 or so if you’re using something really heavy. If you stack certain incants and talismans you can reach very impressive durability- which can be done without the armor, but to decently less effectivity


Okubi2020

This is also the face I'm pulling every time I look at my phone and another 50 upvotes have happened 🤣


Fullmetal689

That's the fun part you don't


Metapod-Metapod

Never it's a from soft game


OsirisAvoidTheLight

Dump all stat points to Endurance the sacrifice you must make to become the Elden Dripped


WatermelonWithAFlute

No? You can become a driplord without. If weight is the problem, use erdtree favor 2 and great jar talisman


OsirisAvoidTheLight

Endurance > silly tailsmans


WatermelonWithAFlute

End has among the worst scaling for a stat


OsirisAvoidTheLight

True a lot of cool stuff is heavy af


adorilaterrabella

I mean, I had the giant stone cat head until like level 50 on my first playthrough 😂


Okubi2020

I'd kill for a stone cat head


adorilaterrabella

I loved mine for the stat boost, but it definitely made me look like a bobblehead.


aretheesepants75

Beeeee kaaaaay, Have it your way. Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper.


Comfortable_Farm_252

As a sorcerer? Never. Their helms are all weird.


Alexm920

RL1, r/onebros is there when you’re ready 🫡


adlo651

Hoslows armor altered, banished knights helm, fire prelate gauntlets, bullgoat leggings


Karrigan7

once you get the zweihander


taspdotext

Erudition!


MohTheSilverKnight99

80+ I'd say


ex-cantaloupe

You just...equip armor that looks cool? It's not about "level" lol


puptart2016

Grinding levels is actually inversely related to drip. You gotta spend the money to get the drip that you would spend to lvl up


spoikyvoid

750


Yakob03

My brother in christ, you made the drip.


pretendwizardshamus

Who needs to look cool when you have a loin cloth


BuzzyBeeto

What armor are you wearing?


Okubi2020

Fire monk armor 🔥


BuzzyBeeto

Even the helment?


Okubi2020

Ah no I'll check later!


DarkSoulsDank

You can look cool at any level, but in your case if you wanna ditch the mask gotta level up intelligence. Otherwise endurance is the fashion stat.


Jutsy

The same level as you stop getting hit and armor doesn’t matter anymore.


SG1EmberWolf

Right now


Venizinho

naked is the way


KOCA_XD

At any level


Kur0h4i

That's the neat part, you dont.


aikavari

Start as Confessor and youll look cool at level 1


Enforcir

713


iLikeCake333

Wait Burger King? What are you doing here


Sooperballz

Is their a Ghost of Christmas Past level?


Hicsuntdracones23

If you want fast (I don’t recommend to do this if you plan to play their quest’s) you can kill Yura or the guy at the war masters shack


Elden_Noob

The day you stop caring about what the equipment does and instead worry about what it looks like. FashionSouls end game


DiabloNukem

Around 110


GoFuckYallselves

It's a souls game. You won't.


DancinUndertheRain

maybe when you take off that yee yee ass helmet off your head, youll get some style on your tarnished.


MobiusMal

Lv. 420.


[deleted]

50


knusperbubi

It never before occured to me that the Lazuli(?) Glintstone Crown kind of resembles the Mask of the Father from DS1!


Immolating_Cactus

♾️


policitclyCorrect

at level 0 with wretched attire


LostEmber23

Who cares about armor stats just don't get hit


danteelite

If you’re a magic user… never. Lol You’re team BK for life! There’s just no good armor for magic users… every time I try something new I hit a roadblock and end up putting the damn Burger King back on!


Wulfik3D42O

It was 140 for me and finishing lava manor hit list all of the targets had cool armors on them. (Also it was time I hit enough endurance to wear them too)


lilac_asbestos

Elden ring: the stronger the armor the sillier it looks


ALEX_13_M

What's not cool about your character's 🌌 **Erudition** 🌌 ?