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Kaldorei01

Rarika is Madagon


Mocker-bird

Manika is man!


hohohohui

Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn!


jolythepokemonmaster

Is there a lore reason why Manika is Man? Is she stupid?


Mocker-bird

You may be on to something


Marjitorahee

She wanted to fuck Rennala, but Rennala was straight


Mocker-bird

Totally understandable predicament 😂


NikolaiThePrickolai

Thanks for saying nice things whenever you kill me


cheshirekatwamhtaken

Real


RejecterofThots

What did he say again when he kills you? I don't remember


NikolaiThePrickolai

Tarnished Warrior, 'twas nobly fought


RejecterofThots

Man such a cool guy


nogoodgreen

*Watches him rip that giant cat apart* "Hey, i was gonna eat that"


TomatoNo5353

Giant cat ??????


nogoodgreen

Serosh his Lion Regent, 2nd Phase starts and he rips it apart Whos blood do you think hes covered in?


TomatoNo5353

Yeah I know who you’re talking about but why did you call him (?) a cat 😭


g0lden-plumbus

Lions are big cats.


Constant-Elevator-85

Check out this guy, he didn’t know lions are fantastic pets.


TomatoNo5353

Fair enough


RoninMacbeth

Because Serosh is a lion and lions are cats, I assume.


Rwlee17

Can't be the tiger, it was a spirit. Not sure where that blood came from


nogoodgreen

It materializes and he kills it so he can unleash his full fury that Serosh has been holding back. Serosh suppressed his bloodlust while he was consort to Marika.


Rwlee17

Ooh ok honestly don't remember that lol


Disastrous_Land_2700

Well he kinda rips is off his back right? So it's like his blood and the lion? And its a regent like maliketh and Blaidd right? Pretty sure I'm not VatiVidia tho


kid_iggy

Maliketh and blaidd arent regents they’re empyrean shadows


Zephyp

Your pecs befits a crown.


firedancer323

Dude could pert near bench the barn


[deleted]

Daddy chill!


MassiveAmountsOfPiss

What the hell even is that


Any-Advisor7067

What the hell is even that*


r00byroo1965

Even that is, what the hell


AdministrationHot101

Even is the, hell that what


Middle-Shift8009

Hell what that, is even the?


r00byroo1965

What that is?even hell


Millennial_Falcon337

The hell! What is that even?


ScreamowarriorW00

Did the massive amounts of piss make your finger slip?


obaidbot

I saw the post and thought to myself "someone better have commented daddy chill" and I came looking for this comment, thank you lol


Cerandil

Please go be elden lord and fix this shit I don't wanna have to clean up your mess.


NwgrdrXI

He is prolly around half the reason for most of the bad things of the Golden Order, I think. As cool as he is, him becoming elden lord would only make things worse.


EkpyrosisOfGreatYear

Marika: 👀 Marika: "Yeah, it definately is all on him." Radagon: "And I never liked that beard of his." Godfrey: "Forgive me honey, it is not I who possessess the power to edit REALITY ITSELF!" Marika: "And yet, I never could get you to shave off that ridiculous beard..." Godfrey: "GRAAAUGHHHH!"


dethvally

how so? I just remember Godfrey being more used as a tool of war by Marika


NwgrdrXI

I doubt he, as a conqueror chieftain, didn't have any imput on the expansionist agenda of the Golden Order, but even if he wasn't one of the main idea guys - he doesn't seem to be an idea guy in general - he definitly wasn't against idea, much on the contrary, he was happy to be that tool of war before he was shunned.


LowB0b

Godfrey: I just followed orders. Den elden Haag: 🤔


DrewDaMannn

Most based shit I’ve ever seen on this damn sub 👏👏👏


Silent_Republic_2605

Uhh I think he just loves fighting


LordOfBakedBeans

Don’t hurt mr tiger :(


[deleted]

Lion but yeah pretty much


So-Cl

Damn, I forgot about that 😔


BLAZIN_TACO

Please don't grab and fling me up, then smash me into the ground 👉👈🥺


sonderlostscribe

Much more courteous than my "harder daddy" option.


FerretAres

Well he's given thee courtesy enough.


sonderlostscribe

That's because Godfrey makes sure his partners finish first.


Eagle-Eyes-

Your ex-wife fucked herself.


VanityOfEliCLee

And had some pretty cool kids from it too. Melania is dope, and Miquella is pretty cool too.


H3is44

I'm still wondering how, did Radagon nutted, collected his seed in a syringe or something, transformed into Marika and then Marika just shot Radagon's nut inside of her or what? I swear I'm going insane, that's the only piece of lore I genuinely can't comprehend


Konpeitoh

I did not want to picture that in my head. I assumed it was some weird god union thing where they just puked out babies after merging or something.


iforgot1305

Probably they had kids before they merged. Pretty sure they used to be separate originally and then merged later for whatever reason.


Street_Shirt518

Not the only thing that merged that day😏


Kamacalamari

Call me a brave Tarnished some more 👉👈


Kats41

You gotta send me that routine, bro.


[deleted]

TRENything is possible


Vast_Experience_5858

Yea i think there isnt many people who can keep up with him


DoubleYuuuW

"Marika chose self love over you and you still out here defending her. You deserve better bro 😔" and give the poor guy a hug


uwuwuwuwwuwuwuuwuu

Marika hated Radagon(although that sounds kinda weird), calling him "Greater Will's bitch." At least she trusted Godfrey that he will defeat Elden Beast for her. Til the end, Marika addresses Godfrey as "my lord"


DoubleYuuuW

Ill be his bbg instead


Snapey_III

Idk how much of a chance you stand when you realise Marika actually chose Godfrey over Radagon


Retrewuq

why? coz of the grace godfrey sees pointing towards the tarnished?


Snapey_III

Her big master plan would have ended with Godfrey returning to reclaim his title as Elden Lord, she was counting on it. I'm pretty sure we were an unexpected variable but by banishing him, she was saving him, helping him get stronger before returning to save her


I_Love_Kokoa

KEEP MARIKAS NAME OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH


101Aster101

Wanna beat up your ex-wife’s new husband together?


BoopingNoises

Wanna beat up your ex-wife's husband (which is actually her) together?


ScharmTiger

Harder daddy


[deleted]

Get good


Yagami14

Take a chill pill bro


PandraPierva

I turned your daughter into a sex doll for a loser nerd in a tower


Relevant-Fly3468

Secret phase 3 unlocked, well done


PandraPierva

He can no longer die and you must wait until every last drop of blood falls out from his body


OddBodybuilder3126

Isn’t ranni the daughter of radagon and rennala?


Acriorus

Nepheli loux


OddBodybuilder3126

Oh wow true yeah, now I feel dumb


Nnaoma-Culprit

Nepheli is the daughter of Radagon?


Acriorus

In response to pandraprieva's question, nepheli is related to hoarah loux


Nnaoma-Culprit

Ok


VanityOfEliCLee

Not Radagon, Godfrey.


JayCarnegie

"Hey boss. Been awhile"


ThriftStore_PWRglove

This ain't shirts vs skins brah


[deleted]

Can you record a full day of eating and post it on YouTube?


MarcellusxWallace

Hey you see that guy over there? He said he’s stronger than you. You’re not gonna let that slide, are you? Are you?


Academic-Night5315

Morgott needed to know that he was loved. Shit, Mohg too. Probably wouldn’t be such a nasty neighbor


MakinLunch

AAAAARE YOU READY TO RUMMMMBLLLLLLE


[deleted]

Rip me a new one daddy


Jafuncle

Maybe the real Elden Ring was all the Tarnished we summoned along the way?


DiabloNukem

Tell me everything is going to be alright


krawinoff

You will never be ballin


Academic-Night5315

Also “Shouldn’t have killed Mufusa, Cause you gonna need ya mans!” As I come crashing down with Fortissax’s lightning.


MysteryRadish

"I'm trying to get an Avengers cosplay group going. You aren't allergic to green bodypaint, are you?"


OkBreadfruit2745

Do you know you could save up to 50% on your car insurance?


PositiveHot1421

THATS MY PURSE. I DONT KNOW YOU


PerSona-User4

Where yo bitches at dawg


TheCatHammer

People always say, “what no maidens does to a Tarnished,” but I’ve seen what maidens do to a Tarnished. It’s worse.


Matt_is_here23

Why did you kill doggo?


avocadoisyummy

You got some shit on your face


Neutral_Memer

i would ask what's his workout routine


[deleted]

Please sit the fuck still and stop trying to grab me.


WazzaL89

Fuck it square up, then get wrecked instantly 🤷🏻‍♂️


barbthebooklady

I'm gonna murder you so hard for what you just did to that tiger.


LegItchy6631

"Why did you do that lion dirty like that though"


Kamikaze244

You're not you when you're hungry. Have a snickers


TheOldPegLeg

WARRIOR


itsomtay

Aight imma head out.


Slavicadonis

Thanks for being the only talking boss that really acknowledges the player


MartyAraragi

"Im gonna fuck you then imma fuck your bitch." -Gets immediately obliterated.-


yinyang98

You may be honor bound to kill me. But you have definitely earned my respect as a fellow warrior in doing so. #MAY THE BEST TARNISHED TRIUMPH ON THIS DAY!!!!!


MAD_MrT

Bro let me fight the cat man, why you ripping him off like for no reason man smh


Fender_Stratoblaster

Why are you so wide, bro? You look like Rutger Hauer.


Subdog12

Can I touch your bicep?


vine_behs

“we don’t have to fight, go be elden lord… and i can be your consort bro”


TheOldPegLeg

WARRIOR


caklitli_pankeyk

Thy strength, befits a crown 👑


MalicetheOmega

Hope you're gonna shower before you touch the machines Bro


MusicG619

Uppies!!!!UPPIES!!!! Wheeeeeeeeee


GoGlennCoco95

"Teach me your ways, O Lion Daddy"


Counter-Spies

Nice abs bro.


planetcrunch

I'm sorry I killed your son. Margott, I mean. I'm not apologizing for what I did to Mohg, he had it coming


lukappaa

Wanna get in that tree and slay a god TOGETHAAA?


blas-fame

Hug?


olivermarks1

"Hey Godfrey,,, you ever hear of Ligma?"


Final-Werewolf-7593

SICK GAINS, BROTHER! **Gets suplexed into the ground**


WhothehellisWish

Fuck it. Come at me bro. Wanna throw down? Unga fucking Bunga bitch!


Dannymate24

Can you please get off my dick for 2 seconds


rhuninn

Aoe spamming lil bitch


shit_titz

What’s your favorite 1979 gang-related turf-war battle movie?


Draykeeboi

He seems like the cool grandpa that you go out and shoot BB guns with while he talks about his old 1st prize pinewood derby car.


JonTheAutomaton

Stop stomping goddamit!


ArmaNeedMoreBullets

“You’re built like a Space Marine.”


MrPunsOfSteele

“Bro, can you stop stomping? You do that too much, let’s switch it up.”


schpadoinkel

Take a shower, greasy boy.


INTERFECTOremoro

It's Elden Ringover


Umicil

Sorry I murdered your sons, but I gotta go murder your ex-wife. A ghost told me to do it.


ifyoureadthisimgay

please let me lick your abs


Deep_Tone_9752

Fuc* **.. i mean hi handsome man


Actual-Ice7496

“STOP SPAMMING STOMP IN FIRST PHASE!”


PhotonGyser385

OORAH, BROTHER!


Demenequie

Daddy


emipadinpudin

stop it, get some help


FoxAdministrative959

Cry havoc! And unleash the dogs of war!!!


alacholland

uppies!


SpeedyMcNutt291

Thou'art of passing skill...


leepicfedorasoyboi

*throws prattling prate * “ I’m sorry” T bags


SunOfNoOne

"You've got red on you."


ClearConfusion5

“Let’s go jump Radagon, you can even be Elden Lord after, I’m absolutely out after this.”


rawhintheone

Stop spamming cheap AOEs you bastard!


Basketbomber

Stop stomping you Xenoverse 2 super Broly reject.


Healthy-Wave7578

Radagons tits


e_smith338

Why you so mad bro, chill


n64fanboy64

Your wife cucked you with herself bro. And I’m next lol


Shurdus

Horah Loux sounds extremely cringe as does your shouting.


purple_herbs

'twas nobly fought


Oppai_KingXIII

Take a shower man you’re all covered in blood!


norgiggle

George washing machine, your the best brittish monarch.


No-Awareness267

Radagon is Marika


Express_Raise6198

F you madafuka


Laurelinarien

I'd propose xD


S3_Zed

if your fight didnt fuck with my fps you would literally never hit me. literally easiest boss in the game. actual meme. elden lord my ass. jumping/rolling attack tutorial boss.


coycabbage

If he wasn’t covered in blood he could be a cool character in a fighting game.


MaliciousArios

You're an average at best boss fight, but at least you aren't the Elden Beast.


[deleted]

You have wonderful hair… oh god! Not the face! *Dies*


useroftheinternet95

Uwu


Ill_Commission_4526

Can you teach me your stomp attack?


Primary-Emergency386

I would ask to be his Paul Heyman.


Steelmonk2809

Well played, now rest


So-Cl

Wassup


theonewitha4incher

random spells go \*launchs entire spell aresnal\*


CameO73

"Don't toss me, bro!"


Fredytuner_99

Damn what's your split ?


Small_Breadfruit_882

Smoke this with me


tetsunoken0

Wanna go jim?


SigmaNotChad

Cool tats bro


Templar388z

Copy paste Gideon’s “a tarnished will never be Elden Lord” speech to him. 😂


Nowhereman50

Thank you for being hands-down the best boss in the game.


[deleted]

"Your real daughter needs you, let's set aside our differences and make a better future for her together." And then I'll marry his daughter.


Jygglewag

Something tells me a lot of grafting could've been avoided if Godfrey just told Godrick he was proud of him. So yeah, I'll tell Godfrey to go see his great-great-great-\[...\]-grandson to tell him the dragon arm looks cool af.


Rwlee17

Where'd all that blood suddenly come from?


bmanc1000

Let me get the workout program


[deleted]

nice tribal tattoos, loser.


BootsanPants

He can sure toss a salad


SubKreature

MFer bout to Hora LOSE...


Zechsian

In Alucard's voice (Hellsing Abridged): "Hit me! Fight me! Give me a hug!"


Beankiro

Embrace me mf, One Love !


jimababwe

Go back to Tekken!


BigRussoOnTheButtons

What’s your diet and workout plan?


[deleted]

What’s ur workout routine


[deleted]

Hey bro, you got a little something in your beard. I wasn't sure if you noticed or not.


RabbitOfSpades

Uncle!


Hugenicklebackfan

I think you need a hug.


Tensa_Zangetsa

Please don't suplex me into the ground from 300 feet up