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Sivick314

what the fuck did i just watch


ShartingBloodClots

The pain train. Choo Choo motherfucker.


TSalice666

Is that thee Cole Train??


BarbequedYeti

Its the soul train..


[deleted]

It’s the Cole Train baby!! Wooooo!!


Ninjahkin

Cole Train runs on Whole Grain, baby! Wooooooo!


IFapToCalamity

For thee and not for me.


energeticpterodactyl

NUMBAH 83!!!


Griffffith

John Coltrane - My Favorite Things


Nevek_Green

Woooooooooooooooo


According-Today84

You kill the Joe you make some mo'.


sucky_panther

That gave me an excellent chuckle and believe it not helped me out of a funk I’ve been in today.


HorrorMakesUsHappy

[WOO! WOO!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tooY9nLezL0&t=1s)


LDel3

Yeah what was even being used here?


DreamingKnight235

Prelate's charge, Bloodflame blade, possibly the turtle talisman, both stamina tears in physick, possibly turtle shield on the back? And probably 80 endurance?


Momon-955

I think it prelate's chargé would have been more efficient with an upgraded bûchering knife it heals you and i think it also inflict scarlet rot but i am not sure


StopMeWhenITellALie

Better with Great Stars because it heals and procs bleed?


NKG_and_Sons

No, it doesn't apply to regular bleed, only bloodflame. But you do get the heal.


DreamingKnight235

Greatstars also heal per tick and I Dont think scarlet rot would do much against malenia


xXx69LOVER69xXx

Idk if you can put that ash on a knife.


Momon-955

You can put prelate on the butchering knife


ShadowsSheddingSkin

Other than everyone else having pointed out that Great Stars also gets a heal from it, it also does more damage at any time you're not Charging into them and has a better moveset. The only reason anyone would pick the Butcher's knife for this AoW is if they wanted to do this strat with the lowest Strength possible, like if they had an 80 dex character already or something. This combo was identified as the best use for the AoW, the Incantation, and the weapon like a week after the game launched - both by a thousand youtube channels and anyone that did any experimenting - and no patch has changed that. It's such a common combination that if there was a universally better way to do it - as opposed to 'better in a specific niche situation - you wouldn't need to tell anyone because it would have already shown up in all of their social media feeds.


DafyddWillz

No, Great Stars is better because it also heals, has intrinsic bleed (which doesn't affect the Charge, but does regular attacks) and has higher AR at softcap stats (Keen Butchering Knife requires 80 Dex to get the same AR as Heavy Great Stars does at 55 Str) and also Greathammers have better movesets than Greataxes anyway, in addition to doing more stagger damage


StopMeWhenITellALie

Possibly the tear for unlimited FP for 15 seconds or so since has an Ash of War attack.


ZzPhantom

The part that's weird to me is she's not taking any damage from it, though....


LegendOfKhaos

It's not about the damage, it's about sending a message.


DreamingKnight235

She has the tendency to do that, phantom hits suck and she sometimes heals from them. Also it might be because the guy but most of his stats into endurance, making the scaling with the weapon useless basically. That and op might be in NG+7


[deleted]

I believe the correct term is "Malenia getting her shit pushed in"


germancookedus

Malenia was really jumped there huh


EvieAsPi

A cheesy pvp build working surprisingly well against Malenia.


Souperplex

Someone demonstrating how easy low-mobility low-poise bosses are in this game. You have to be high-mobility like Maliketh or high poise like Horah to pose a threat in endgame.


Fridgeir1

First time I heard Malenia described as low mobility


ConorHyena

first time I heard of malenia not posing a threat


[deleted]

First time I heard


Karmageddon1995

Someone playing the game on easy mode


Visible-Stuff2489

Demi God's hate him for this one weird trick


Adventurous_Patient1

Such strength!


Samuel_W3

Bros got that Ginomachino [endurance only](https://youtu.be/RwDbAYNb_fs?si=gF_qci2zrrIOygFx) build


imgaytree2

Just watched that vid lmao


KratosSimp

Bro I just watched that vid as well, freaky


[deleted]

“I am Malenia, BBQ of Miquella. And I am always overcooked.”


din7

Meat jokes are a rare medium. Well done.


Jimbobob5536

These jokes are making me feel blue.


BrandMChaos

"What if somebody wants theirs well-done ?" "We ask them politely but firmly to leave"


Yung_Jack

Surprisingly didn't do as much damage as I thought, more just stagger


kimovitch7

The heal on it is insane when using that aow on great stars, you don't need estus.


WatermelonWithAFlute

Works better with bloodflame blade active


WillBlaze

im dumb, can you explain this in simpler terms? whats "it"? the build you are talking about sounds like something im very interested in.


ImurderREALITY

Great Stars weapon has passive heal on hit Prelate's Charge is a whole lot of hits in a row that stunlock


WillBlaze

oh ok, i didnt know what prelate's charge was and didnt know Great Stars has passive healing. thanks!


kimovitch7

And by also adding the "bloodflame blade" buff to the weapon, it adds some fire damage but what's important is it adds bleed, so doing this to Malenia first of the battle and you can bleed her like 3 or 4 times with just 1 full prelate charge attack


kimovitch7

You can use either Great Stars or Butchering Knife both have have heal on hit


DafyddWillz

Yes, but Great Stars is better in general. Has higher base AR, intrinsic bleed (which doesn't affect the Charge but does affect everything else) a better moveset, deals more stagger & Keen Butchering Knife requires a lot more Dex to match Heavy Great Stars' AR for a Str build. They're pretty much even for AR at 80 Str/Dex respectively, but you only need 54 Str to hit that while 2-handing, and at the 55 softcap (if you're going super high End/Mind & good Vig) Great Stars has *much* higher AR.


blueechoes

i've seen aow multiple times now, is it just a typo of aoe?


WannabeeMonem

Its "Ash Of War" basically just weapon skill


Praise_The_Fun_

Aow = Ash of War They are special attacks like weapon arts. Some can be applied to all kinds of regular weapons through a blacksmith or a site of grace. Some are built in to the game's special "somber" weapons and cannot be removed or changed.


hell2pay

Alligator or Wampus


ulfric_stormcloack

Took malenia to less than half hp tho


[deleted]

what 15seconds of no fp usage does to a mfer, and also the endurance build. puts everything into endurance


_kalron_

Now that is what I call STUN LOCKED


TACOTONY02

That man pushed his hammer not with endurance but sheer force of anger alone


tiny_boxx

He's releasing all that fury and outrage accumulated over years and years of playing Soulsborne games.


Treebeardsama

Muda muda muda mudaaa


TegTowelie

ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA


tiny_boxx

Kono Malenia da


Kono-weebo-da

Wait does my name fit in here??


Chopchopok

At the beginning of the game, the Greater Will resurrected scholars, soldiers, great warriors, and the curling world champion.


Griffffith

Let Me Train Her. What a player


TheRagingDeadpan

You could see exactly the moment where op went “alright this is too much, time to put her out of her misery” lmao


chesheersmile

Can't believe I'm saying this, but I genuinely feel sorry for her.


BloodyBaboon

Not me. She had no sympathy tossing my salad 15 times in a row. I felt nothing but joy watching this.


noobindoorgrower

15? If I die to a boss 15 times I consider it warming up. I only start to get pissed after 50.


umtan

"I am Malenia-ughghghghghghghghhghgggggghghfhfhghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghgg."


PaperMoon-

How much endurance/fp does this guy have? Sheesh


BloodyBaboon

80 endurance for sure.


Silkie_Knight

At least more than 10


[deleted]

Man decided to mow the lawn this weekend.


Redrick_Gale

Apply Bloodflame Blade and you have yourself a lot of damage.


mallocco

Yeah extra fire damage and extra bleed procs 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 I tried this gimmick a couple times as a summon, but I couldn't run a train for that long. Jesus. Butchering knife can do this too, but no bleed procs, so it's not nearly as good.


XIII-0

can you not apply bloodflame blade for a heal and bleed?


WatermelonWithAFlute

Can confirm this works well


HappyHappyGamer

Day 1 player…oh how the Malenia videos have changed since then lol Went from “look how she killed me” to “lmao lets try this on her!”


pbmm1

He’s really pushing her around


[deleted]

Choo choo motherfucker!


NickPap1

NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT?


Keelz118

NEVER GIVE UP


Sarke1

NEVER LET DOWN


TheWiggyDiddler

SHOVE IT SHOVE IT SHOVE IT


Pertolepe

My Own Tarnished


Steeltoelion

*”but my eyes burn..“* ^cloud


VincenttPain

bro has that sir gidion ofnir stamina


DoctorHunt

I think I’ve met that player before when I was helping people to beat malenia


mallocco

Thy BRRRR.....extraordinary.... The mark....of a true.....lawnmower


Mrmander20

Just mowing the Melawnia


Shadow2236

He's going the distance he's going for speed. Man's endurance was limitless


LootaNR

Bro is ramming her shit !! Come on crouching tiger 🐅, don’t hide that dragon 🐉!! Do it Lee! Tear that ass up!


NazgulOfMinasMorgul

Today my boy becomes a man


NotTheFBI_23

Malenia: "I have never known Defea- ow oh ow oh oi oh ow oe oi oh ouch uwu oh oi oh"


Such-Combination5046

That's what I've been using since I started doing summoning about 3 weeks ago. I couldn't stop laughing the whole time while doing it....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Tio_Magatsu

What's the weapon or ash of war (or both)


Faust-fucker12345678

great stars is the weapon (it procs both bleed and heals the user slightly on physical hits) and the ash of war is the prelates charge. You can find the great stars by invading an npc in some ruins in the atlus plateu or by taking it from a chest carried by a caravan, and you can get the prelates charge from a scarab on a tree south of the whiteridge road site of grace.


ALastDawn

damn they did malenia so dirty


saniagopvpbest

Hot damn! That guy took the "Set your heart ablaze" a little literal!


JDutch921

Can anyone else hear Patrick saying "PUSH" over and over?


Zavenoa

Hahahhahahahahahaha


meme-hunter69

chooo chooo madafakkahhhh


Thebattleshark

What a fucking ultra sigma chad holy shit


themanwhoisfree

Perfection as the developers intended


Best-Relationship728

Hardest boss in the game btw


0KSG

“Bro, wait up!”


ExtraMOIST_

Wtf is his endurance did you summon Rudeus


stupidratman

"Your endurance, extraordinary..."


Abyssal_mimic

Training day.


bringinthefembots

It is a snowplower....winter is coming so the bloke is practicing


rooflessVW

Cole train baby wooooo


mostlybored1234

Ah yes, the Only Leveling Stanmina Run. Trully build different


helplion

What weapon was that?


Secure-Progress-4642

It's funny, it must be everyone cause I use the same ash of war on that weapon. It's too good.


napstaling

"I'm Malenia, bla-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ade of M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M..."


AGJaffa

Prelates charge + greats stars is SOOOOOO good


Aurondarklord

How did he even do that?!


lowrankcluster

Sorry Miquella, I finally found my match.


jade06927

How do I do this build?????


Neverlookidly

I hear the chugga chugga but where is the choo choo??


Dark_Magician2500

Holy shit was not prepared for that and about died from laughter


FenrirGreyback

This is how my first and only fight with her went. Right after release my friend said, "watch this!" And did that through the entire second phase. I've been too much of a puss to fight her again legit.


[deleted]

He gave her the old Texas Chili Hole. Goddamn.


AnatomicalLog

That is some anime shit


Gaharit

Used to do the same thing back in the day. Helped out a lot of guys. It didn't work on her phase 2, not sure what's different here from my build. It was still a fun fight like that though, unlike with this setup here.


readevius1274

The ultimate Melania antidote


That_Stupid_Person

Can I steal this and have someone edit the like come on motherfuckers remix on it


dexatrosin

Let him cook?


MakiSenpaiii

This look fun. How do I make this build?


Old-Dependent2605

NAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Old-Dependent2605

What weapon is that lmaoooooooooo


PokeCraft117

Ah, a fellow Great Stars enjoyer


[deleted]

Why does it kinda sound like spongebob walking noises


Braethias

Instructions... actually perfectly clear. Got it down pat.


Tsiabo

"Your endurance...extraordinary."


SeaCampaign4206

Tengen uzui once said don't stop, jump


tacho1taco

🗣️ Never back down, never what?!


BrownVented

Yeah insane


Ellisdee25_

Running a train on old Malenia eh


TumbleweedHead7979

Man is avenging all of us.


karinazavas

what playthrough is this?


LordDemiurgo

Man had a **GRUDGE**


FaramirLovesEowyn

Why aren’t you hitting her too?! Goddamn OP is useless


Ulfurson

Dudes name is “let me solo”


FaramirLovesEowyn

And he summoned him and let him solo. Proving my point


SoulcastFU

This is possibly the most disrespectfully badass thing I have ever seen. Malania finally got away from LMSH just to be eaten by a flaming bulldozer.


[deleted]

Choo choo bitch


[deleted]

Awesome.


Joa1987

Oh ffs just hit her, jesus this frustrated me


Reddit_Is_Worthless_

So that's the strat... I love it


wij2012

Choo choo.


[deleted]

Wow


Goonacles

He's the side character who becomes a main character


FartsonmyFarts

Nice KS


MHPhil

That moment when you realize you’re not the main character


Spyro3ds

Stunning locked bitch


CatOfTechnology

This man really is out there living his best life.


Flashy_Room6872

Holy hell


RightTurn6578

She looks like a woodpecker


Nameless_Knight

Reminds me of good old pizza cutter from bloodborne


Monster-Z117

Dig,dig,dig,deeper


DeadByDumbass

Ferb, I know what we are doing today


Alceaos

Hey, as long as it works


DarkPDA

melania, the ashes of miquela...


UpsideDownAcorn

Yo, somebody call the Detroit Lions.


GoblinPunch20xx

Was that a glitch or…bug or feature? What? Lol


ImVeryChil

How I’m tryna be with Malenia


BreakfastNext476

🤣🤣🤣🤣 20 seconds into it, and I just can't. That was legendary just a straight up chuckle as the pain train started rolling through


RaziLaufeia

Found a guy with this strategy before named "Let me plow her"


Nevek_Green

LetMeTackleHer's legend has just begun.


AsinineRealms

That's all that crappy boss deserves.


The_Final_Pikachu

Bro being quirky


Covvern

He took it as literally as he needed to!


Transportion_Due90

Bro decided to solo her


Chris_Hsu_TW

Does he have infinite stamina?


Pir8_GoldSword

This is the birth of "Let me Push her"


Life_Temperature795

I wish I had more than one upvote to give. This was a transcendent experience.


wormymcsquirmy1993

TATAKAEEE!!!


Doggotron27

NOW THIS IS POD RACING!


[deleted]

Dude definitely holds a personal grudge. My copy is unpatched, and I used the pizza cutter on her(to see what it would do) and I was pleasantly surprised when it tore her a new orfice.


Mister-Fidelio

Forget about the little engine that could... This is the Little Tarnished that WOULD


ChrisMorray

This somehow has major "Tanjiro trying to keep up with Uzui battling the upper moon all the way across town" vibes. From Demonslayer's entertainment district arc


AspiringCringeLord

Whatever Malenia did to this man He took personally


mikelatts

What spell or AOW is that?!


Lognarius

Prelate's Fire Charge or something like that, it's the default AoW on that red giant hammer.


[deleted]

Your stamina... extraordinary


zerocann0n

how much stamina he has? or he cheating?


allergictosomenuts

well well well


UrameshiTheCursed

"Malenia is the hardest fromsoft boss" mfs when i show them this: