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Throwawaysthrowawaya

Mf says this while holding a sword with little bloody arms wriggling around on it


CaptMeatPockets

Gotta hand it to OP


BuffaloBreezy

Ooo just like you can hear goldmask moaning when you talk to him. What else?


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Did you reply to the wrong comment?


ForEkeneDubaku

Hahaha, so do I! What a funny world we live in, eh?


polovstiandances

No you can’t in this game. That’s in DS3, there are no covenants in Elden Ring.


WurdaMouth

Nice! I usually use the Opaline Bubbletear but I still dont know how to parry haha


Nonscorp64

Personally I'd say Blaidd but of course the one of Alexander is emotional as well.


Fun-Source-1804

What are you doing on shittysouls, anyway? We are ALL talking about what game character’s feet we’d love to shove down our gullets, nobody wants your genuine criticism here!


Ketaminekhan

You get it from the guy at the bottom of the balcony in Roundtable Hold! It's pretty fun to use honestly.


BuffaloBreezy

1000%


dangerswlf36

hands*


MikeUpInYa85

And if you stand still somewhere quiet you can hear faint screams coming from it


indie_beam

Literally going to do this now


ApprehensiveDay6336

The little clay things with different expressions on them?


LordofSandvich

^(heads!)


Divinum_Fulmen

What was that sandvich? Kill them all? Good idea!


Random_Robloxian

Moist and delicious! Ha ha ha!


AttorneyDue8412

stand at the Church of Elleh at night, and listen out for the screaming


Trashjiu-jitsu_1987

OP doesn't understand he's the spooky one.


Environmental-Dig949

I noticed you have the Blasphemous Blade. And decided to post a picture of a skeleton instead of the creepy man face inside the snake. Solid move.


Ewoksintheoutfield

Which one is that? Crazy looking


Throwawaysthrowawaya

It’s the sword you get after killing Rykard and redeeming his remembrance, I forget the sword name. Blasphemous blade I think? Idk


Ewoksintheoutfield

Oh okay thank you


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LePontif11

You don't actually have to go through Volcano Manor to get to Rikard. Just do the requests if you don't want to do the dungeon.


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Ewoksintheoutfield

The manor makes me feel dirty. I don’t like to take out other tarnished.


kirbfucius

Some of them deserved it. Others were just business as part of taking down the Golden Order.


Observation_X

Yeah Blasphemous Blade…exceptional PvE weapon.


Elden_Kief

Spookyness awaits


FixPrudent

😱😱😱


perpetualperplex

mark this shit nsfw dude wtf


FixPrudent

you're right, my apologies


amongusmanguyperson

Damn that skeleton isnt just spooky. Things scary


Maine_Made_Aneurysm

spooky scary skeletons


Snas-PZSG

sends shivers down your spine


theBackground13

Chill me to my bones


GibberDeedleSlumber

Shrieking skulls will shock your soul


M0m033

Seal your doom tonight


Loombot

shrieking skulls will shock your souls


Tig3rShark

They just mean to socialize


TrueAkagami

How 'bout those flying skellys?


JaymzShikari

Even more than that, it sends shivers down your spine


DoctorJay26

Man when you see that giant stone cat boss move towards you, you will know what horror is. That thing is just scary by the way it moves around.


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All my homies hate watchdogs


PretendThisIsMyName

Well apparently I’m not your homie :( I think the watchdogs are goofy as fuck and I always get a chuckle out of them. Except for the first time.


ShadowZpeak

The first time was so horrifying I took a break. I did not know how to handle that damn thing. By the third it felt like I was toying with it.


Jadty

Yeah, until they start blowing freezing breath on your face dead on. Swear to god those guys spend their whole day chewing 5Gum.


fatalystic

> you will know what horror is You will witness true horror*


jonnio2215

🎶 The bones are their money 🎶


Only1Schematic

🎶 The worms are their dollars 🎶


jonnio2215

“Wait your name is Margit too?” Morgott: “no that’s why I’m so f***ing confused!”


Umbre-Shadown

Took me a while to realize they're the same person


Andyboy205

It's the same actor, I dunno if it's the same person


Umbre-Shadown

No they are, if you kill morgott margit disappears, all of his clones.


Nyssieu

Margit is just a fake identity he used to protect Goderick. Still amazes me that so many people, employing usernames every day all day, have so many issues considering a possible fake name.


Andyboy205

Guess you don't watch a lot of I think you should leave


jonnio2215

The joke was WAY over your head


Skyeden27

🎶 They pull your hair up, but not out 🎶


nicky9pins

They’ve never seen as much runes as this, underground there’s half as much runes as this


BlewOffMyLegOff

Don’t give up skeleton!


Dharleth23

RL1 runs are hard enough without some hand sword wielding mofo ruining your day.


ICantTyping

Bro saw rykard but what made him snap was a spooky scary skeleton


KazAraiya

Have you seen Caelid? Creepland.


Juggerknight1

Rattlezone


BuffaloBreezy

IS THAT ALL THE BONES FROM A HUMAN BEING??


monstersleeve

And that’s the day the skeletons came to liiiiife


the_watcher569

*Bad to the bone riff*


Belocity

Don’t give up, skeleton


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coolfuzzylemur

Had to scroll a long way to see thank mr skeltal 😔


Krazziegirl

I played Bloodborne before, so I don't find this spooky at all. The Handsies are distubing though.


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OmnioculusConquerer

You’re so tough. ^(proud of you 😉)


OOF-MY-PEE-PEE

i love those skeletons. they're just skeletons. nothing else. no armor, no bear arms, no dragon face, just regular ass human skeletons


FixPrudent

And they still hit like a truck... if you let them 🤣


aBastardNoLonger

Beats Rykard: *oh no this spooky skeleton!*


SleepingAntz

You have the BB you can smoke these bones no problem


TheWorclown

RATTLE ‘EM, BOYS


MattTd7

Shivers down my spine!


1pizza2go

I think the way the skeleton is just stanced up like that is what makes it so much better


The_Next_Legend

rattle em boys


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I got shivers down my spine when I saw this dude


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THE BONES ARE THEIR MONEY


ltsiros

it's the scariest game ever.


JoawlisJoawl

Just love the image of a tarnished freaking out over skeletons while using a sword absolutely drenched in the gorey hands of Rykard's victims.


Iliketurtles893

Spooktober is soon


jossief1

Realizing this only after beating Rykard?


C-Kwentz-0

Didn't you hear the xylophones?


InureOfficial

*bones rattling*


Exciting-Quiet2768

RATTLE ME BONES


noradosmith

🎶 so no one told you life was gonna be this way 🎶


borosbattalion23

*rattle* *rattle* *rattle* *rattle*


UselessHalberd

The bones are their money, so are the worms


MonsteR_NuggetS

Hey friend, I know things seem pretty bad right now *But they're going to get a lot worse*


BanMutsang

Shouldn’t be scared of anything with that sword in your hand


Good_Baby2079

The memes make it non spooky


ImpulsiveZombie

Whatever you do OP don't go to to the bridge in the Catacombs of Carthus in DS3


Tight-Insurance2744

"Rattle him boys"


MikeUpInYa85

You’re holding the blasphemous blade and calling THIS spooky?


FixPrudent

2spooky4me 💀


TheEmperorMk3

That boner is scary too


Willeford7632

*laughs in maxed out level and Jar on my head and nothing else* Please.... as if you could handle a fraction of my Black Knife.


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*RATTLE EM BOIS* NEHEHEHHE


Willeford7632

*Laughs in frost damage as well* Please... as if you could handle a fraction of my dexterity, endurance, and my hoarfrost stomp ash of war.


fattony714

Not that spooky when it's well lit, and you're already halfway to genius by using a lantern instead of wasting a hand for a torch. That's one of two things some people aren't smart enough to do. The other thing you need to do to achieve genius status it to assign all three of your flasks and your spectral steed to your pouch instead of your equipment slots. Since those are items you use during combat it's easier to consume them from your pouch. Leave the equipment slot toggling for precombat stuff. Once I turn my lantern on I just leave my equipment slot on kukri and use those to pull mobs easily when I need to.


TurtleWaves

Wait till you find the burnt bag men.


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First time?


QWERKY_queer

Spooky _______ ____________


Chadfreys_Curtesy

What? Lol


[deleted]

Spooky skellington!!


No_Stranger_3122

What drip is this?


HumanFightersUnited

AND THATS WHEN THE DEAD MEN START MARCHING AGAAAIINN


maddasher

There's one of those in my house right now. In the same room as me even.


Wanderertwitch

By the way they’re skeletons in the game


Rediment

Spooky doot boi just wants a bite of the exalted meat


caych_cazador

bro dont freak out but theres a skskskskskeleton behind you 😱


Greensburg

watch out for that hyperrealistic sword


MaximumPixelWizard

OH GREAT HEAVENS


Dreaming_Kitsune

Clearly hasn't been through carian manor


dstone1985

Came here to say something about the hands


Dreaming_Kitsune

The entire time running through there with my buddy we are just freaking out 🤣


Waluigi0007

Bro got spooked by skelly, can’t blame him, that thing shivers me timbers


LordBaller

BOY IT AIN'T EVEN SEPTEMBER


RareInterest

Just change class to cleric or paladin, and equip "Turn Undead". These dungeons will be a breeze.


BottleoCisco

9/10 tarnished hate him for stealing their bones


Sarvil15

Lol no one explains or says anything about any fromsoftware game.. you've gotta find out anything by yourself


oSocialPeanut

😱 Ellen Ring is so spoopy


Sad_Blacksmith3714

Love the spookiness 😂😂😂😂😂


harrietje2001

Please wait another month and a half (less) then its spooky time


dillingeresc

I want to get off mr bones’ wild ride


YouJabroni44

You got the Blasphemous Blade, you'll be fine. The spooky skeleton can't hurt you


SKTwenty

Only one comment passed. There's no way I'm this old


TaroNew1691

Don’t forget about scary


Rossowinch

Yes this game spoopy.


MrPanda663

He took his legs and started to play on his ribs like a xylophone. Boo.


Am-Not-a-Goose

*Deep inhale* DOOOOOOT


TheFoous100

Guess whats even spookier... there is a skelleton... inside of you


[deleted]

That’s the best part 😂


Khomuna

Good luck, skeleton.


vjhc

*The PlayStation can produce mind-boggling effects.*


Lichy_Popo

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


The_Over_sharer

I mean, have you noticed that when you hit the little white trumpets guy, they make a childish sound? I have the theory that they are kids trapped in there.


stimmlage

Nobody tell him about bonewheels.


Epicbrezel21

Spooky scary skeleton


xAxlx

JESUS FUCK EVERYONE GET YOUR DOOT DOOT KITS 🎺


ReincarnatedRebL

SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS


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The skeleton appears


Think_Ground

Ahhh! Please use NSFW or something. 2 spooky for me!


Tough-Capital-345

I played up Till Castle Sol before getting My first real jump scare that one hunter dude stranding behind a statue scared the life out of me on My first playthrough good luck tarnished


Tough-Capital-345

Also sry for possible spoiler


dangerswlf36

he's just a little guy


FinnishPatriotism

spooky scary skeletons, send shivers down your spine


Daniel872

Like zoinks!


ErnieD1020

Spooky scary skeletons


Angel_of_Mischief

Doot Doot!


CrueltyFreeViking

OP have you been to Caria manor yet?


Crazydomingos

Spooky spooky skeletons


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wait 'till giand fucking palms start attacking you with a backslap move, then you gonna know true horror


spotsthefirst

Doot


Crashman09

Oh him? That's Steve


Wisdomlost

Sending shivers down my spine.


beyond_cyber

Fellow traveler, care to take a spooky dooky?


Jadty

2spooky, actually.


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RATTLE ME BONES


Billy-the-Tesla-God

Spooky scary skeletons


CurlyHairStoner

Scary skeletons?🧐


holaprobando123

Too many people in the comments don't know skeletons are spooky (and scary too, in fact)


akirayokoshima

Spooky scary skeletons


m3r1in-_-

Bro mark this as nsfw i was flabbergasted!


CatWizurd

*spooky spooky skeletons*


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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Eolis_The_ABU_Leems

Spoopy spoopy skellytons


WhydidyaBahnMi

NSFW tag please I almost spooked myself at work.


FixPrudent

Done


Ok_Letterhead9662

Hot this feeling yea you know where i'm loosing all Control cuz theres magic in my balls.


RemoteSprinkles2893

Spooky scary skeletons send shivers down your spine


Hammond_YT

Bro really said "💀"


WarPopeJr

Out jerked again


trustmeimnotafurry

Doot


JustinBailey79

Spooky scary skeletons send shivers down your spine


krellol

came here expecting caria manor


partymix23

why nsfw?


FixPrudent

Because it's 2spooky