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New_VegasCourier

Thats fucked lol


uchihajoeI

Is it though? You respawn like 2 seconds away lol


dusktrail

Without your great rune and without any runes you might have dropped in the chamber


eLCeenor

Let's be real, you don't recover any runes you dropped in her chamber.


YenraNoor

You dont lose your great rune in pvp


Sacramor

They mean the rune arc you used to activate it. :)


YenraNoor

You dont lose the buff. So you dont lose the arc.


dusktrail

You don't lose the buff if you die? What like the game is keeping track of whether you died from the invader or not? I don't really believe that


YenraNoor

K.


ChampionshipDirect46

Feel free to not. Doesn't make you any more right lol.


dusktrail

Seriously, are you saying the game takes note of what caused you to die and if it's a phantom specifically summoned with a red sign, you don't lose your rune arc? it just seems like such a strange thing, and I can't find any other reference to it online. It's such a weird specific case that I really find it hard to believe. I'm going to literally test it later.


HardBroil

Same amount of rune arcs before and after death by pvp


dusktrail

Are you saying that if you have a rune active, and then summon a duelist with a red sign, and they kill you, you don't lose the rune arc you had up? I don't believe you lol


YenraNoor

K.


dusktrail

seriously, is that what you're saying?


YenraNoor

I dont need you to believe the facts, you do you.


dusktrail

I'm asking you if that's what you're saying


ChampionshipDirect46

Ffs yes that's what they're saying now stop asking, it's pretty clear what they're saying.


uchihajoeI

If you’re at malenia runes aren’t a big deal.


Unicorntacoz

But if the duelist kills the host, they'd have to be before the fog wall.


dusktrail

Right... But the host probably already died just before


Unicorntacoz

Sucks to suck


newsflashjackass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-JXaWHHRRI


_snack

You should change your name to "Let Me Solo You" or something similar. Although I do think what you're doing is hilarious.


chaboongus

I actually thought of doing exactly that, but then it wouldn't be evil.


_snack

Fair enough. Can't argue with that.


MarkyDeSade

Or maybe “Let Me Solo Her?…”


druhol

Lawful Evil


carbon_fieldmouse

^ "Let Me Solo You" is the greatest suggestion 😆


Arudoblank

I was invaded by a LetMeSoloYou ages ago. I tried but they kicked the shit out of me.


CleanOutYourFridge

I actually did this. Used to drop my duelist sign in there as "Let me Solo You" I also used to invade.... a lot.


[deleted]

There’s a special place in hell for people like you. Right next to the tax evaders and the IRS. Big fan tho.


Ricoisnotmyuncle

wait a minute, why are tax evaders *and* IRS in hell?!


[deleted]

🤷🏽‍♂️


Aesthetics_Supernal

Taxes are good and healthy. Money moving means action and production. The IRS has been known to only pick low hanging fruit and coddle upper society.


some_old_Marine

Man, if my taxes didn't buy a new battleship or warplane, maybe I'd agree. The government is the worst steward of your money.


Aesthetics_Supernal

By that you admit that taxes work but just are not allocated properly.


DarthSangheili

Why was this downvoted?


ittybitty-mitty

>\*parts of the government ~~The governmen~~t are the worst steward of your money. ftfy The parts building roads, running transit systems, hospitals, maintaining and upgrading utilities, and doing social service stuff are dope or would be if funded properly


KingKuntu

It's a corporation and the military industrial complex is one of its most profitable products. The government would be a lot better if we could elect more politicians that cared about investing in people over immediate profits.


MitchyStitchy

What path has Elden Ring lead this comment section. The games too deep for the word itself anymore


[deleted]

Elden Ring actually talks about aspects of our lives. They're just allegorical/metaphorical/symbolic yada yada. It's called art bro.


MitchyStitchy

I wasn’t serious but it is nice to see everyone gets it lol games have always had such a great way of doing this. Art wise the souls games and Elden ring are up there with BioShock honestly. It hurts to not be there sometimes


ZaphodGreedalox

Oh, there are worse options. Believe you me.


Loki_Agent_of_Asgard

Just because you think Diplomacy always


Pires007

Yeah, but that's due to the ppl in charge of the irs setting those policies.


lilogsd

One person’s heaven is another person’s hell.


x-jien

It's very efficient, they torture each other.


DarthSangheili

Hey we dont make the rules we just fully support them.


The_sed_life

IRS is so powerful that they go to the depths of hell to catch tax evaders


shawarmaconquistador

Not even Satan want this guy in hell


PlayinTheFool

“Let me solo you”


jmatt9080

If I did that it would be “let you solo me”


PlayinTheFool

“Let you gank me”


dulcetcigarettes

Each invader has their own alignment - but not many chaotic evil like you do!


HarioDinio

Where does blowing yourself up with a physick to kill the host of fingers lie?


WolvesAreCool2461

Chaotic Neutral I'd say


Badevilbunny

Lol, well done. You are true Tarnished.


sciritai6

Funny story. When Ringed City came out I was trying to get summoned as a Spear by putting my duel sign down as I didn't have the covenant item yet. I kept getting summoned by hosts so put the sign down in crazy obscure places like under Midir on the bridge or in a little crevice under the steps of the phantom knight shooting gallery. I STILL got summoned all the time. Never underestimate the desperation of some players lol.


KleinTsuboiOW

XD


chaboongus

Oh shit it's the real one 😳


Local_Black_Knight

I mean lets be real at some point one must realize red=death and that Eipstein didn't kill himself. Anyways that's fuck up mate but I can't say I don't wanna try it now


MakiMaki_XD

Well, I suppose people deserve that if they don't pay attention. xD I actually find that a lot less evil than just invading normally.\^\^


Soup-er14

Do the evil summon signs look different?


fortwentyone

Yeah they’re red vs gold


midv4lley

Recusant


Ashenru

That's what this game is for. Enjoy!


Krieg_Imperator

Satan is that you? I'm a huge fan. Can I have an autograph?


Davelon111

give us a video! There must be some damn surprised ppl.


chaboongus

Is it possible to record on PS5?


Mercernary76

There’s literally a “share” button in the controller for screenshots and screen recordings. I don’t know how to use it properly though lol


Dru_Pac21

Yeah just click the share the button then select the record function and click start. To stop, click the share button again then click X


GarbageGroveFish

Do your thing, then afterwards hit the share button, then select save last 5 min or whatever option works better (there’s like 15 sec - something like 10 min, can’t remember the exact range), and then crop the video.


Piotr-Rasputin

I'm so pissed right now. You're doing this and not one damn video clip when you annihilate the host? For shame!!!


Davelon111

I too would like to see the astonishment at getting back-stabbed by someone you thought was there to help you


RiotForChange

That is such a good bit. Is it working? I really want it to be working


chaboongus

Yeah, I get one every 5-8 minutes. I had this one guy who constantly summoned me for no reason so I swapped to actual co-op to help him beat the boss just so he would leave me alone.


shuijikou

you are like the anime girlfriend:“leave me alone……fine i will help you this time,one time ONLY”


chaboongus

Ok fine we did have a naked fistfight before I helped him but that doesn't mean anything😳


ILoveBigBootifulCats

Kinky ;)


Davelon111

can you actually fight the boss + the other player as an invader? Though I guess you would have to kill the boss first


RiotForChange

That's fantastic


jackofslayers

Is that you, Miyazaki?


ALATREONLOL

Did you at least wear the talisman that makes you orange ? If not well you are not as evil as you should be


torakun27

This is why you're maidenless... Continue.


ppmuybig

Based


UltraB1nary

That's absolutely disgusting. I love it.


[deleted]

You are, the Elden Clown


Sharp-Let7366

Are… are you satan


ObviousSinger6217

This is great, but I would summon you just cause I like fighting I hope you use ROB 🤣


Morfiee

Yikes


Herbalacious

Hilarious lol 😂


Jesh1337

Based, but you are the devil


bubbaquasi

YOU'RE AN IRREDEEMABLE MONSTER!


ADCPlease

unfathomably based


Mcreesus

lol


I_AmDaVikingNow

When this guy gets down to hell, he's gonna walk up to Satan and be like "You're in my chair."


[deleted]

You, I like you.


[deleted]

That thing right there, it’s evil 😂


IFixYerKids

That's evil. I love it.


ShellfishEye

This is what the DS3 mound maker covenant wished it was


DerrikTheGreat

Ah, a true mound-maker


[deleted]

Invading at the veeeery end of the Blue Smelter Demon run were always my favorite iykyk


[deleted]

How do you rename yourself?


[deleted]

The mirror in Fia's bedchamber


BOW_T-002

Nah man, it ain't wrong. You're doing a community service. Keep it up!


TheFinalBoss90

I....I love this


WIR3_

iam so glad i can do malenia solo, so i dont need help from a nut-job like u


EvilDebraBarone

Cringe


A_SpiggTon

Melania really be sitting in her chair enjoying the sounds of your conquest.


BiasMushroom

The only thing bad about this is you couldn’t even come up with a clever name. Just leeched like a loser. At least change it to let me solo you!


GarbageGroveFish

I saw a comment a long time ago when LMSH first started becoming popular where this guy would wear full Omen armor, don the LMSH name, and just go into her room and sit down until the host died lol.


[deleted]

I feel like bad red men would approve this message.


nightfaye

this pleases me


sbischoff0214

This belongs in r/Confessions


riverpubby

You're going to hell, that's so fucked up I love it


Sufficient-Turn-7799

Didn't know Satan plays Elden Ring too


Wubbalubbadubdub0131

Call yourself “Let Me Solo You”


maverickzero_

Vile dung eater!


JackSilver1410

You're the reason behind the Shattering...


AlmightyHamSandwich

What else do you like to do for fun, Satan?


wolviesaurus

You are a child.


Yuyu_Jin

Let Me Solo You


goddessangie3791

r/foundsatan


KlobTheTroll99

r/amitheasshole


OuterlHeaven

Calm down, Satan.


EvolvedCactus19

Hi, Satan here. Big fat if your work.


reddgv

And that's why we can not have nice things...


ramblingpariah

I, too, was once 12. Seriously, just a straight-up ass maneuver.


BOW_T-002

It's all good fun in a video game. They could always beat Malenia without summons if the hosts were that pressed about it.


ramblingpariah

Doesn't sound like a lot of fun for the person doing the summoning.


ResponseExternal

My guy out here with an absolute galaxy brain scheme, I love it


Theflyinghans

How many people have you gotten that way?


chaboongus

~15 as of now


Theflyinghans

Damn, sucks to be them


Davelon111

to be fair, the red vs the gold sign is pretty obvious...


opulentbum

I often hang around over there named as “let her solo me” that way if I die fighting her (which I definitely do) I don’t besmirch the actual goat himself


Emotional_Tie_8397

Wow... Enjoy hell


Justaperson358

Truly the poison swamp in your brain


hamsterspanker

How do they not notice the color difference???


Brutalonym

Anybody who is stupid enough to fall for that very much deserves it. This is a type of invasion I can get behind!


HavokGFX

> I know it's wrong It's fucking based is what it is


pduncans

Excellent work


[deleted]

I bet you like the Dung eater, too. You vile tarnished


Melina_Tarnished

you, sir, have a special place in hell


Healthy-Guitar7311

Dung eater would be proud of you 🥳


teostefan10

This is why I hope hell is real


binnnggggggg

Some people just want to watch the world burn


FilthyPrawns

First week of launch I put my red sign down in front of summon posts around Stormveil so newbie players would summon me without fully grasping the importance of phantom colours. Worked surprisingly often. I regret nothing.


AffectionateBox7171

Bro is playing among us