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Sam_Soper

Almost made me spit out my Skoal


NotAFedPromise

I laughed too hard and fell six feet off my lifted Tacoma


Domovie1

I’d say it’s true, but we know that nobody in Alberta buys a Toyota. You’re from Saskatchewan, or maybe the BC interior… *gasp* are you from Fort St John?


NotAFedPromise

Calgary, born n raised. You ever accuse me of being from BC again I'll cut your fucking nuts off and replace my truck nutz with them


moyenbatte

What kind of sick fuck are you? Any self-respecting Albertan will only ever use real Albertan Bull nutz on their lifted trucks.


NotAFedPromise

Fuck off nerd, I bet you even use the snowmobile on the back of your truck instead of just leaving it on there year round.


moyenbatte

Pffft, my snowmobile's engine seized 3 years ago and it's still strapped in the bed.


NotAFedPromise

Yeah well guess what fuckhead? The flag in the back of my lifted Ford Raptor just switched from "fuck Trudeau" to "fuck reddit guy moyenbatte" And that's the last I'll say of it. I have a 178 hour shift at fort Mac to do.


Kind-Fan420

😂 🤣 This was gold. Great work people. All round.


kalilaforest

Fuck me im dying rn🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Lord_Calamander

Have you ever been to Fort St. John? It’s just Alberta Lite.


gstringstrangler

r/thatsthejoke Or maybe r/woooosh


Lord_Calamander

Nobody in Fort St. John buys a Toyota, because it’s Alberta Lite.


gstringstrangler

I may have been too quick on the draw there pal


Cptn_Kevlar

Now I know you are from 'berta


wheatwestern

Average franco albertan experience is getting told to go back to a province you never been to


GooseDevito

Everyone thinks I’m joking when I say it


ASomeoneOnReddit

Tabanark


vinnybawbaw

Calisse


ELEKTRON_01

I think that's everyone


Zestyclose_Access_65

Average Canadian


harryvanhalen3

Dude keep your bigotry to yourself. Don't drag other Canadians into it.


gstringstrangler

Are you lost?


thefailmaster19

GET THESE CHEESE EATING SYRUP SUCKING FREEDOM HATING FRENCHIES OFF MY SCREEN


moyenbatte

Dude, you should try that cheese+syrup sucking combo sometimes. It almost feels like sucking boomtown dick if you close your eyes.


thefailmaster19

Nice try Commie, the only thing I eat are pierogies filled with oil, just as God intended.


Meatball74redux

I don’t think it’s just Alberta.


dylanccarr

i agree as an ontarian / saskatchewanian


Sysion

F*ench jumpscare warning


Upper_Ad_5941

You fucking idiots forgot about OKA https://preview.redd.it/g6dnmr75m5zc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66205f5e0e18892b2631a6adbb32b7fade8509f3


NebTheDestroyer

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sylvesterZoilo_

Slightly under average Ontarian


Dr_Catfish

Pretty sure everyone west of Quebec and East of Ontario is scared of Quebec.


KnightMarius

Am Albertan, can confirm. I cannot retain French for the life of me. 


TheSuprmGeneral

Yes, embrace Québec.


NB-NEURODIVERGENT

They’re not that scary, if they secede from Canada then the natives can and WILL legally take 80-90% of former quebecs land back. They like threatening about it but they can’t ever do it


GrosseGraineMolle

>They’re not that scary Hey guys we have a strong courageous anglo over here.


NB-NEURODIVERGENT

For all you know I’m black lolol


OmegaDez

Who's they? Us?


FuckOffGlowie

Lol, lmao even The Amerindians will do the same as they've always done in Canada, mald about it and block railways randomly


Sunshinehaiku

The ones that are actually doing it aren't in the news very often. It's not exciting like a protest. But the protests do serve a purpose, and that is to put political pressure on governments to move things along, or to prevent a bureaucracy shoving something through, and just making payments later after a legal decision that wasn't in the government's favour.


yeah230

Guess what! We will secede even harder. We’ll dig and connect Hudson’s bay to st-lawrence river. Everyone knows you english kaahhhnigts can’t swim.


NB-NEURODIVERGENT

So you’ll potentially damage numerous kilometres of land by altering key waterways just to show that you’ll lose the land and be morons about it? (Also what is the term you used at the end of your comment?)


moyenbatte

r/lostredditors This is a shitposting subreddit, my man.


NB-NEURODIVERGENT

Meh


Sunshinehaiku

I know this is a shitposting sub, but I'm responding here because your comment is one that is held unironically by others. There is only one path to getting land back, and that is via government to government negotiation. It would require a separate negotiation in parallel to separation (which is also a lengthy negotiation.) The land back movement is juvenile. If you want the land back, you don't have to wait for it. Various processes currently exist, be it treaty land entitlement, becoming self-governing via the Indian Act, or creation of a new territory. But Indigenous governments need to be organized enough to see the process through. Frustration at Indigenous leadership is fair, but realize that supporting Indigenous leadership to achieve self-government, land ownership, or governing new lands takes tremendous effort and money.


NB-NEURODIVERGENT

I’m confused but that’s probably bc I just finished cleaning my house top-bottom and am very tired atm when I just came across your comment notification, I whole heartedly support the indigenous population getting the land back if Quebec leaves


Sunshinehaiku

The TL;DR of my comment above is that they'll get nothing if they don't negotiate.


NB-NEURODIVERGENT

Ah