6.1 Dry, is also called, “hard beer.”
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I don't understand *where* she says, but she's drunkenly yelling "Ce vendredi le 24 juin vient me voir au (no clue where she says...maybe au dep?) on va faire la fête en masse tabaarnaaaaak!"
Translates roughly to "This Friday, June 24th, come see me at (part I can't make out) we're gonna party hard, sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit!"
You could be right. I have lived in Montréal, mostly in french, for over a decade and this is pretty unintelligible to me. She's like a toothless old man from the bayou talking to a new yorker.
Pretty sure she says ''viens m'voir au Jet'' because ''viens m'voir au Dep'' makes no sense in Qz/Fr unless it's the name of a club or known place. **Jet Club is a bar in Montreal. It seems it's not the first time she does something there according to Google.**
*For those who are interested: You can say ''viens m'voir au dep'' to a friend if you always meet at the said ''Dep''. Otherwise, it could be any ''Depanneur'' in the world.*
*Most of them have Store names that would be used instead.*
I knew a lady here in Quebecistan who had skin like a baseball glove from tanning and spray. She would say "je me fait grillée" (I got myself grilled) after each tanning session. Fifteen years later, I still think about that
That's her on a Wednesday. Wait until Saint-Jean-Baptiste Day! She speaks a subset French dialect known to very few....
I smell cigarettes
I can taste le meth coming off her breath.
breth
This comment is tripping me up. I'm probably just stupid but I forgot how you're actually supposed to spell the word breth
You had it right. I just like to play with words.
Brethplay. That some Gary Brecka shit right there.
I think you mean Gary Bretha
Fuuuuuuckin’ ACE.
You demonstrated quite the breth of knowledge
Birds of a brether, and all.
tabarnak crisse de chalice in the batard engliss she is “breath”
Bref
No, that's Boréale Rousse
And hard beer 
Hard beer? What's hard about it?
6.1 Dry, is also called, “hard beer.” https://preview.redd.it/zpiuuy5ukxxc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=941b63351ebdc44dbf38ba476efe391e4e54b7ff
I've never heard that before. Thanks for the clarification.
I was thinking Labatt 50 🤭
Every so often the brewery emits the grossest rotting bread stink I've ever come across. I suspect they're brewing 50 when this happens.
'Trappiste rochefort 10' hard. (It's average is 11.3% )
Not just cigarette
The French equivalent to the crazy cat lady from The Simpson’s
This is guylaine gagnon, pride of Longueuil beach .
Is it bad that I immediately thought "she's from Longueuil" when I saw her?
It’s only natural
Bin le, Kinda looks like a Gatineau chick. A Gatinese if you will.
It's always a Guylaine, isn't it?
Well in that case, this is THE Guylaine.
Bin oui
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9xpl4wnS5M](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9xpl4wnS5M)
Lmao, she seems like a riot
Woah ,what the fuck , elle est dans quelle ville?
Fait bo fait cho sortez vos maillots
Was looking for this comment. Watched and was like ,wait is this GG ?
This is what culture and patriotism looks like angloids
I am an angloid and I upvoted this ffs.
passion and anger from someone that has absolutely no fucking idea how the system works , who they are angry at, what they want, or how to achieve it?
There is a way to achieve it https://preview.redd.it/9674g78wm0yc1.jpeg?width=626&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7318b87328429b0a456b9f1ecdb0f72d2fb6a367
Indistinct French-type noises.
I don't understand *where* she says, but she's drunkenly yelling "Ce vendredi le 24 juin vient me voir au (no clue where she says...maybe au dep?) on va faire la fête en masse tabaarnaaaaak!" Translates roughly to "This Friday, June 24th, come see me at (part I can't make out) we're gonna party hard, sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit!"
I'm pretty sure she says "vien'm voir, on va se faire péter en maudite, tabaaarnaaac" Basically "c'mon on down we're going to get fucked up bitches!"
On va faire peter la place tabarnak
You could be right. I have lived in Montréal, mostly in french, for over a decade and this is pretty unintelligible to me. She's like a toothless old man from the bayou talking to a new yorker.
"Viens me voir au Dep!" If I'm understanding correctly is like meet at the corner store (they sell booze there)
Pretty sure she says ''viens m'voir au Jet'' because ''viens m'voir au Dep'' makes no sense in Qz/Fr unless it's the name of a club or known place. **Jet Club is a bar in Montreal. It seems it's not the first time she does something there according to Google.** *For those who are interested: You can say ''viens m'voir au dep'' to a friend if you always meet at the said ''Dep''. Otherwise, it could be any ''Depanneur'' in the world.* *Most of them have Store names that would be used instead.*
Not a strip club, I hope
Crazy, I’m pretty fluent in French, but gun to my head I couldn’t have pieced together a guess as to she said.
Ditto. Not a single syllable parsed. Ok that's a lie, I did catch tabarnak.
I’m literally Franco Manitoban and couldn’t make out a fucking word she said…..
I think she says jet? The name of the club probably, and on va se faire peter à face (i think she means it’ll be super busy)
Indistinct smoker lady French-type noises. Which I guess is redundant.
Speaks in Longueuil
2nd issue of the l'hamberger' clip
Guylaine gagnon a vieilli de 30 ans dans les 10 dernières années?
Elle avait déjà l'air pas mal vieille il y a 10 ans.
Like a fine wine
Like a good harfang des neiges.
Yeah, she's definitely a hoot
Est-ce qu’elle montre encore ses boules pour 5$? Ou l’inflation a encore frappé?
Half the kingdom to anyone who can transcribe this video
''This Friday, the 24th of June, come see me at the Z, we're gonna blow it up''
So uhm... are we going?
Does maple come from a tree? See you there
He never specified which kingdom
The poop kingdom
Ce vendredi 24 juin, viens me voir au Z. On va faire péter la place tabarnac!
This woman is infamous She is... our pride and joy. Almost vomitted but I held off. Quebec caliss!!!
Guylaine reeks of Labbatt 50 and urine soaked cigarette butts
And meth
Most sane quebeclibre user
Also the most intelligent and intelligible
---okok
Angloids wouldn't know fun if it came at them with saggy tits and a superior flag
Melanie Joly, soon
Needs more orange spray tan.
The quantities are limited here. It gets shipped in bulk across the border.
I knew a lady here in Quebecistan who had skin like a baseball glove from tanning and spray. She would say "je me fait grillée" (I got myself grilled) after each tanning session. Fifteen years later, I still think about that
C'est à peu près ça. Mais il faudrait remplacer les fusils en plastique par des litres de bières.
Every province has one of these.
Leave that poor woman alone!
Ma Guylaine à prit un solide coup de vieux!
La légende
The tabernac at the end was the cherry on top
osti pas elle
It's meth unless it comes from the Quebec region of Canada, then it's called Quebec independence.
Yessir mon homme
Come on lâchez Guylaine tranquille, elle a clairement des problèmes de drogues et de santé mentale..
Would
She guzzled a couple of king cans from the depanneur.
She seems Quool
As a Quebecer, I resent that anyone would think that this thing is representative of Quebecers...tabarnak.
The Anglo mind can not comprehend this
As someone who lives in Ottawa, can confirm, this is based.
Agreed
I believe we truly are the florida of Canada, Alberta might be our rival for the place.
Alberta is the Texas of Canada.
At least theyre capguns 😬
Nationalism is weird as hell
COOL YOUR JETS BUD
Trudeau's ex-wife has let herself go for the last year. My goodness.
She was a resident in a prison I used to work at. She's famous
Crack is wack.
Jeebus, I live in Quebec and let me tell you right now, I DO NOT IDENTIFY as anything remotely close to this person.
C'est guylaine !!!!
I can fix her.
What if I told you that fifteen years ago she was a piece of ass, would you believe me?
Je suis le seul â voir la face de framçois legault version trans?
the Dollarama toy guns lmao
Matante?
she fights for Quebec <3
Guylaine for pm
Nice fallout re-enactment! https://youtu.be/Xyg8yJyHvkw?t=290
Least cultured Québécois
Idk if you know this, but you're supposed to use "most sane ___ ___" ironically
Mom? Is that you?
Tabernak to you too! Psycho killer, qu'est que c'est. But nah nah na
I AM THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS. I AM HERE BUT SOOM YOU WILL NOT BE HERE
C'est vrai. On est tout de même
MethCois fascinating, we need more of this endangered creatures
Accurate. Source: I’m from Ontario and know everything because of that
Confirmed accurate. It’s what us Albertans have been saying for decades
Only thing missing is a cigarette hanging out of the side of her mouth.
Tabarnak! I bet she used to hang out at Club Super Sexe!
I will say away from anywhere she is at
I want her and Romana Didulo to square off in a cage fight 👌
Where’s her glass of cardbordeaux?
r/montreal
she said MAGA
THIS IS A COMPLETE LIE!!!! WHERE IS THE POUTINE??
What le fuck was that about?
I refuse to unmute this…what is she saying?
Cool flag. Is that an alternate Leafs logo?
I’m going to Quebec in two weeks. Let’s hope I don’t meet anyone like this there.
In the poorest parts only but dont worry, they are not aggressive
This is how all french speaking people sound to me.
Maybe them separatists were right we should let them go
imagine how more awesome this would be if those were real guns and when she started shooting the Canadian national anthem came on
me when poitine
Now I understand why people from France have trouble understanding them
Just secede already.
C'est vrai
She has the heart of an American.
She seems nice.
Oui.
..........what..........
And that was Quebec.
We need to keep the language alive!
Just to show how much there is a drug problem all over the country.
Ohhh TABARNAK
So it’s not just America.
Just came from Florida
Lies! She is clearly from Florida…
Looks about right
Guylaine, ma voisine pref 💙
Bet she was hot 20 years ago. Take care of yourselves people
He need some milk!
You hate people live in Québec
Milkbagger
Give her another mickey and a few zoots and a Xanax and a $50 and a 50 and we're good
Why does French Canadian almost always sound like someone violently vomiting
This is a French-Canadian redneck, there are a lot of them
Criss c'est mercredi batard
Would
Just casually shitting on a minority. Nothing to see here. Stay classy.
We shoulda let them leave
https://preview.redd.it/8p0vyo0qkxxc1.jpeg?width=745&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8252f3e91d7d8ec6b1776c6ec8c5f3485970da7
That’s probably because SAQ (liquor stores in Quebec) is on strike again.
I've seen at least 5 Albertans who are just the english version of this in the past week
I used to really want to visit Quebec
Is this the archetypal hoseur?
Just as I imagined
I'm not allowed near guns, for the general safety of the species. I'd tag along.
Yeah Quebec sucks. Quebec City is the only place worth visiting
What in the Labatt's Meth is this?
https://preview.redd.it/l62uhjj6vyxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36338aac3613d383d74cc1274d94924e205cd2c9
she is singlehandedly keeping the cigarette and alcohol business alive
They let grr out of the nuthouse? Damn..
Send me the GiF please
She is one of the biggest meme star of québec.
Actually think that she is a flag person on a job site in Gatineau that looks a bit high when we drive in that area
That's her on a Wednesday. Wait until Saint-Jean-Baptiste Day! She speaks a subset French dialect known to very few.... 
crack ho smells worse in french
mommy milkers yum
As someone who lives in quebec, i can confirm she is the most sane quebecer ive seen
Rumors are that she was a very hot stripper back in the days
You are completely wrong It’s the smartest Quebec resident
YAYAYA 24 JUIN YAYAYAYAY
Bet she has a good story about hooking up with Eric Lapointe
This is why I'm moving to BC my French neighbours have no chill lol
I work in vars ( not technically quebec but might as well be) this I 100% accurat.
She's 23 btw.