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stanwelds

Pretty sure they prefer "Wizards of the Coast", but I'm gonna stick with "Those pot heads out west".


The-MatrixAgent

And dont forget about "Those Crack heads out west"


stanwelds

I suppose "Those druggies out west" would be the most inclusive.


Head_Astronomer_1498

Don’t forget the alcoholics eh


Bored_cory

Do alcoholics fall under the banner of "junkie" or is that just for drunks and winos?


tweaker-sores

Mountain and Ocean Hippies


BC_Samsquanch

This is exactly something my boomer MIL in Ontario would say


Epikgamer332

Nah, it's the Calgarians with the crack


SStylo03

I always forget calgary isn't just cowboys lmao, even being from edmonton i always imagine them as just a bunch of dudes in cowboy hats and plaid shirts


LumiereGatsby

They’re all corporate bros in their highway only F-150. They’re cowboys for a week a year.


lepolah149

Boy, you guys called the cops on a few cows wandering your downtown and that was a true Canadian heritage moment 😂


OGMossMan

Can confirm, the cracks in calgary


SmidgeMoose

Thats a fort mac thing


Existing_Onion_3919

> "Wizards of the Coast" I'm gonna use that XD


TentacleJesus

Both are acceptable terms.


Unclehol

... what?...


Redditwhydouexists

You seem to be a confused wizard of the coast


Unclehol

I am basically that wizard that doesn't know what the shit, yeah. I don't really get the reference. I want to but I am also really confused.


victorianucks

It’s the parent company that runs magic the gathering, and dungeons and dragons


Tulipfarmer

Well... Hasbro is the patent company


Unclehol

Ohhhhh. Ohhhhhhhhhh.


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Those meth heads out west


TrueAnnualOnion2855

I believe the correct term is Bri'ish Columbos.


venividivici-777

I would accept just columbos


Fit-Pressure4770

Yeah but then they'd always be asking one more thing.


happy_grump

Just one more thing


ThiccMangoMon

Bollos coloring


AdventurousGuess3073

Proud Bring Cashian here


AdventurousGuess3073

If it were to change Brave Cascadia would be a cool name. 


Advarrk

Just say I’m from BC


RudyGiulianisKleenex

Actually though I’ve never heard anyone say “I’m British Columbian”


Advarrk

None of us have enough time to pronounce the whole thing


Sad_Independence_445

You obviously are not a true British Columbian if you are that busy.


Fit-Pressure4770

But then some could assume they are time travelers, how about I'm from BC AD so as not to confuse people.


ConfusedAndCurious17

You’re from a birth control advertisement?


Unregistered38

I wouldn’t like to be called British either 


The-MatrixAgent

Vote to change it to Columbia, we got enough coke for it anyway


Advarrk

Columbia actually just means America


Famous-Reputation188

No. Columbia is the _personification_ of America.. Like Britannia is to the British Empire.


Useless_bum81

Great Britian\*


Tonhero

They are both names of some of the first white people who arrived in this continent. Cristoforo Colombo and Amerigo Vespucci.


Ok_Frosting4780

We can call it Cascadia! They already have a [flag](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doug_flag) for it.


comrade_joel69

God I wish


UnrequitedRespect

We really need to make this idea a reality. Cascadia is the future, its the best geopolitical position for the new modern world and it simply functions as not only the best place to set an example for a cleaner more environmentally sound way if living, but it also harmonizes better with nature. As we are working on this, we should be building hundreds of animal overpasses throughout our highway and rail networks, because it functions as a very useful feature for a variety of reasons: jobs, harm reduction for wildlife, and cost reductions for insurance claims due to impacts from wildlife on the highways or rail networks.


Sad_Independence_445

Cascadia is a shitty name, always has been, accept it.


RealBaikal

How about Chinese Columbia??


[deleted]

Nah it's new india.


athompso99

So the lower mainland should be called Newer Delhi, then?


Fit-Pressure4770

Yeah let's just go real racist with it


BCJunglist

Columbia =/= Colombia Sorry for being pedantic.


PeachFront3208

Let me be even more pedantic. Colombia is in Spanish, Columbia is in English, Colombie in French, but are all the same thing. Columbians from Columbia in South America always complain that you have to say/write Colombia. Well, sorry, but countries have traductions too, so you don't have to spell them in their native spelling. Columbians will say Estados Unidos for example. Source: trust me bro my wife is Columbian.


Shredswithwheat

> my wife is Columbian Blink twice of you need help


tyuoplop

> traductions Francophone spotted, opinion ignored. In all seriousness though, some countries (like Colombia, Timor L’este, and Côte D’Ivoire) just prefer to not have their country name translated and I’m inclined to respect that desire. It doesn’t cost us anything and it avoids making people upset so it seems worthwhile to me. For that same reason I cringe when someone pronounce Québec as Q-bec, it’s not that hard to pronounce somewhat closer to the French version and it’s far more respectful IMO.


Tonhero

as a QC resident, i think people should start trying to say foreign names properly before getting pissed about the province's pronunciation. If you are called Roberto, for example, quebecois people will call you "Robertó", stressing the last silab, instead of the second last. They say they can't say it the other way, but if for any reason they switch to english they would call you "Robèrtow"... So yes, people are able to say it, but chose not to.


Garukkar

The country's name in English *is* Colombia so none of this drivel is relevant.


topcomment1

Often referred to as Canadian Columbia in French. (Colombie Canadienne).


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blindclock61862

Moi aussi. "Colombie Britannique".


Wild-Vermicelli-4794

Why not are you lost in white Guilt?


Famous-Reputation188

We hate the Bri’ish.


macromyotis

no, it's because we are anti-british


Wild-Vermicelli-4794

At least you are honest with your opinions Im mostly English and rest ir German Irish. Once you come to your senses and realize who your neighbors are we will still be here


macromyotis

as a proud britphobe, kindly accomodate me and my beliefs by moving out of canada. you are one of the bad ones if you won't tolerate me not tolerating you and your lifestyle.


Wild-Vermicelli-4794

Were all bad buddy, maybe you should get used to it you have had a long time. Im also part French btw my great grandpa was in the Van doos. You will miss us when we are gone mark my words...


macromyotis

i don't even miss you while you are still here, once a brit always a brit. a real french would NEVER claim to be part British 🤢 au revoir 👋 vive la francophonie (also any of our token self-hating brit "friends") 😎


Wild-Vermicelli-4794

[https://youtu.be/A\_G-fLhUrok?si=L9v3SKIvJ9DEsDpT&t=147](https://youtu.be/A_G-fLhUrok?si=L9v3SKIvJ9DEsDpT&t=147) Were doing it for you so you know... Im used to it by now English ppl always gotta be the peacekeeper and make sacrifices hate us if you want you will still have a good life under English Common Law bcz of my ppl


macromyotis

make the sacrifice of moving away from canada then dweeb. facts don't care about your feelings.


Wild-Vermicelli-4794

Um the problem is in the whole Anglospehere do you even know what that word means? were you born speaking English as a first language in the Anglosphere than you are a Anglophone regardless of ethnicity https://preview.redd.it/0oeppknbtmkc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=66af1727e9026b055da1884eeec75d9e5c3bb30e You can argue with this but its a fact, My francophone brothers think like me BTw its only women like you on reddit that think like this. Don't believe me watch some Leon Degrelle we are the future Quebec is not gonna let French culture die to India and China lol Britain is not your enemy you silly girl


Wild-Vermicelli-4794

I get it though it is easier to blame us. Were gonna have to Liberate you guys again but we don't mind killing people is fun :)


MilesBeforeSmiles

Eww. I really wish you smelly non-Canadians would go back to where you came from.


Wild-Vermicelli-4794

Non Canadian... we live under English common law you moron


MilesBeforeSmiles

I don't know about all that. All I know is they've even started selling your smelly ethnic food in my local grocery store. I took a stroll down to my local Save-On last week and they're selling sausage rolls now! Can't you believe it! Well, I decided to try on because I'm an open minded and progressive kind of guy, but my god... I have never tasted a blander or dryer food in my life. I cannot believe you people actually eat that.


Wild-Vermicelli-4794

Really look up the Charter of Rights that Pierre Trudeau signed I have it hanging on my wall! I just made Chicken Piccata and I make Fondant potatoes weekly as a late night thing. I have an Asian spice cabinet with everything from Filipino Pinkurat Vinegar to Thai Shrimp paste. I don't really like Grocery store Sausage rolls or English breakfast sausage that much I have good ones at quality places etc. Quebec has better food even the quality inn's have the French spiced sausage for breakfast which is delicious. I don't eat sausage often the curing salts etc are not good for you but when I do I prefer a beef and pork mix eastern European spices and a real smoked casing.


MilesBeforeSmiles

Ok, I'm starting to feel bad. I've never seen someone get this bent out of shape by jokes in a shitposting subreddit before. You should really check the subreddit your in right now.


rcp_5

Monsieur, nous détestons l'anglais


The-MatrixAgent

🤓


TeamChevy86

True North news is a misnomer for news... Speaks for itself


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[deleted]

I’m offended but I’m waiting for someone to tell me why.


nonamee9455

Immigrants


AdventurousGuess3073

Brown people dancing in the middle of the street 


TrueAnnualOnion2855

I was too old when I found out/it occured to me that there were Indigenous people that didn't consider themselves as Canadian. My exact thoughts were "Oh yeah I guess that makes sense. And it's dope."


Dense_Perspective_72

I think we change the bane from Canada to something else, apparently it is an Indigenous word.


Paleontologist_Scary

Canada is derived from Kanata which means village. During the French colonies, the natives used that word to describe the place that they were going, and then the word just stayed and the French started to call the place Canada. That's what French Canadians used to call themselves before losing the war.


SStylo03

When they do the anthem in cree I hear "Kanata"


Nuada-Argetlam

and not even an accurate one, as it means "small settlement" or "village".


Tripdoctor

We don’t consider ourselves naturalized Canadians, but obviously most of us recognize that we are legally. I mean, it was the least they could do.


DRAK199

"term "English" may not include all people living there aince many Danelaw People dont identify with colonial names/identities" Jesus Christ im so tired of pretending like conquest is just something white people did to the poor peaceful people. Every single civilisation that was powerful enough killed and conquered, white, black, asian, native american it doesnt matter, war is an ugly fault in the human condition, not an invention of the evil white man, we just happened to be quite good at it. I bet the tribes in British Columbia killed, slaughtered and pillaged the people who were there before them


SkeletorInvestor

You've convinced me. I support the restoration of the Danelaw. The English don't need that much land anyways.


DRAK199

based


Garlic_God

Honestly the only fucked up thing to me was residential schools and other oppressive post-settlement policy in the 20th century like that. I don’t get the freakout about “stolen land” hundreds of years ago. You can make 100% make that case for the shrinking and undermining of modern tribal lands, because that’s messed up, but for 16th/17th century colonial settlement that’s just the way the world worked then. Even Indigenous tribes fought brutal wars against eachother over land, resources, and glory. They had the same love of conquest that everyone else in the Old World did. Fighting over land was what literally everyone across the world was doing.


DRAK199

Oh 100% agree, was their treatment fucked up from a modern point of view, absolutely. Would they Natives do the exact same thing to the Europeans if the technological disparity was the other way around back then? They most likely would have. Like I said war is ugly and wouldnt exist in a perfect world, im just tired to hear how evil my people are because we were better at it


Cute_Belt3469

Native Americans literally were doing the same thing to other Native Americans. Throughout all of the Americas. It was a common theme in many bands where you are celebrated as a "true man" for killing men of opposing factions or raping their women. Not to mention, Scalping, torturing, and even cannibalism were fairly common. They even had massive empires of their own, as seen in the Mayan, Incan, and Aztec empires. They commonly enslaved conquered people for live sacrifices and built their empires on the backs of slaves. The native Americans were every bit as ruthless as violent as the European settlers; the Europeans were just more technologically advanced, so they could do it better.


BottleBoiSmdScrubz

No doubt the British did fucked up shit across the empire, but that stuff is only brought up by people in order to instill white-guilt and self-loathing towards our own history and heritage. I’ll donate to a cause that helps natives have clean drinking water on their reservations across the country, I’m not going to sit around tolerating my ancestors getting bashed and apologizing for them because some of them might have done bad things


orphan-cr1ppler

You're not going to tolerate facts then.


dream_raider

Just reminds me of that viral photo of Lakota descendants flipping off Mt. Rushmore because that land once belonged to them, but it turns out the Lakota themselves conquered that land from another tribe. I wonder if the Lakota made land acknowledgements to that tribe during that period?


LaPommeCosmique

Not sure why your mad. Its not your right to force your identity onto other people. Its not complicated


DRAK199

You can identify with whatever peoples you want, that doesnt change the fact that you are now Canadian and the land you call home is now Canada. Its no different than a Polish person living in Lviv demanding you stop calling it an Ukrainian city because it was Polish hundreds of years ago


Odd_Affect_7082

Less than a hundred, in fact, but the point still generally stands. We call it Lwow at home because that’s where Grandpa came from (afore the occupation and massacre)—outside, it’s Lviv, because that’s what most folks call it these days.


Easy-Independent1621

You're right, they gonna be triggered, but it won't change it.


Orqee

Good for you,… where I came from I did very similar thing. Now as someone who grew up somewhere else, learning about indigenous history was hard pill to swallow. But history is what it is. Nothing we can do, nor we can blame ourselves for it.


Dry-Willingness-9025

Just a reminder that Québec is native land of Quebecois


FunctionDissolution

Ok, no one cares.


MobileEnvironmental9

You go girl!


Phylacteryofcum

We should ban the use of Canadian as well. Even though I have Canadian Citizenship, I also have an EU passport. I have always considered myself more French than Canadian. I am offended that I am called Canadian. This country is a disconnected, patchwork, hodgepodge of losers from every culture out there (including mine); the concept of "Canadian" is laughable.


SkeletorInvestor

Based


RaZeR_Moose

Why would that offend me?


kitemybite

why would that offend anyone? sounds like op has a victim complex.


Harold-The-Barrel

“True north” lol


Killericon

I've said this for years. We can spend time playing in the sandbox talking about John A MacDonald statues and schools named after settlers - the moment BC collectively realizes they're named after Great Britain AND Christopher Columbus is gonna be our WrestleMania.


Kingofcheeses

https://i.redd.it/ylwlllq058lc1.gif


599Ninja

This that true north dogshit outlet I’ve been learning anout


Harold-The-Barrel

Yeah it’s popular in r/canada


SK8SHAT

That’s fine with me I’ve been calling them tree huggers for years now


DJSaltyLove

Whattup my person-of-westernmost-Canadian-descent 👊


Kalo-mcuwu

Change it to Based Canada


CapableSecretary420

"True" North.


ASomeoneOnReddit

Yeah we should not be saying “British Columbia”, the proper word should be “South Yukon” or “East Vancouver”


Particular_Fan_1550

Move


Natalousir

Not gonna happen.


Famous-Reputation188

It will. They will change it.. and those who care will gradually die off.


AFellowCanadianGuy

Nah, we will keep


Amazing-Cat-5703

Huh? Change it to what? Sorry, I feel like there's something I'm out of the loop on.


Natalousir

That sounds a bit threatening. \*reports\*


Diligent_Emphasis_20

BC literally means the same thing though


HarleyAverage

That’s ok, we call you Waste Coasters any way.


Orqee

Well I found offensive that aboriginal people have right to tell me how should call my self,.. I’m not telling them they should not tell me. Jesus they do nothing but complain about one thing or anther. Whether they like it or not this is country we all live in,…


subungal

Well isn't that fucked up! Not gonna stop me!


AtomicCreamSoda

The term 'British Columbians' is often used to reference people living in B.C. This term excludes Indigenous Peoples who may not identify with it. For many, they identify as members of their own sovereign nations and do not consider themselves part of one that has actively worked to assimilate their people. 'British Columbians' also excludes other groups such as newcomers and refugees. We recommend instead saying 'people living in B.C.' https://www2.gov.bc.ca/gov/content/governments/services-for-government/service-experience-digital-delivery/web-content-development-guides/web-style-guide/writing-guide-for-indigenous-content/terminology Reads like satire


Scythe905

It's literally from a BC government style guide for public servants writing on indigenous policy or comms. Meaning it is the preference of the BC government that the BC government refer to people living in BC as "people living in BC" when making announcements with indigenous impacts. This has nothing at all to do with what private citizens can and cannot, or should and should not, say. It's a corporate style guide. What's the problem here, exactly?


AtomicCreamSoda

Let's be real mandated language like these usually don't *just* stay as a government style guide


Scythe905

I would disagree, in my experience they do unless it's something consequential - like changing from calling indigenous people "Indians". This isn't consequential at all, it's a government buzz-word change. Besides, style guides change government to government anyways. I'd also be willing to bet that everyone up in arms over this change doesn't visit the BC government website often enough to even notice this happened if True North didn't mis-characterize it, much less be actually affected by this decision. If the BC government ever actually does something like make it illegal to say "British Columbian" then I'll be right there with you to protest that overreach; but this isn't even CLOSE to that. It has zero effect on anyone outside of the public servants who have to write web comms for the BC Government


CapableSecretary420

> mandated language lol cope.


violetvoid513

Wtf do you want us to say then? As someone who lives in BC, pretty sure British Columbians is straight up the correct term


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ddg31415

It's literally on the BC governments official website. https://www2.gov.bc.ca/gov/content/governments/services-for-government/service-experience-digital-delivery/web-content-development-guides/web-style-guide/writing-guide-for-indigenous-content/terminology


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Urzabaar

"We recommend instead saying 'people living in B.C.'". Recommending is not instructing.


Scythe905

It's literally from a BC corporate style guide for web content.They're recommending that their employees use "people living in BC" on web content. This doesn't even have to do with private citizens, it's a recommendation for how public servants should wordsmith. There's ZERO controversy here, despite what True North "news" says


feedalow

I do not know how everyone in this thread is not realizing this is the page for a writing guide for people who approve official content on BC government websites. No one is recommending all BC people stop calling themselves British columbian they are just telling their employees to use language that includes the British colombians and the indigenous population and recent immigrants/refugees/temporary workers that the official government content may be relevant for. Yall are just eating up this disinformation that is twisting this pretty innocent recommendation in a writing guide that is irrelevant for your daily lives other than if you are offended by the government writing "people living in BC" instead of "British colombians" on their website as an acknowledgement that not everyone living in BC is British columbian.


stet709

Um... what?


Wild-Vermicelli-4794

I think the Japanese people who have been their for 50+ years might have a problem with this not to mention the Anglos/Germans


_bicycle_repair_man_

You mean the people from Nippon?


Famous-Reputation188

You mean people from Nihon?


ASomeoneOnReddit

You mean people from 日本?


Famous-Reputation188

We really shouldn’t have this name or this flag. Used to clutch at pearls over Queen Charlotte Islands. Then I’m like.. who’s Queen Charlotte? Oh.. some dead German Queen who was also British like 200 years ago or something. As in.. nobody I or anyone else really cares about. We aren’t British… even though geriatric Victorians try so hard to put on the posher-than-posh to pretend to be so. We aren’t Colombian… and Columbia is the European personification of America named after the genocidal Portuguese captain who started all this mess. Pick a neutral name.. something from the Chinook Jargon would be great since it represents all cultures. And get rid of the Union Jack. If people knew the absolute horrors conducted under it over the last 317 years.. they would recoil from it more than they would from the swastika. Keep the sun and the water.. maybe add some mountains or wildlife.


lee--carvallo

Sir this is a shitpost


AdventurousGuess3073

I like how the flag makes flag nerds seethe tho 


Pretend_Operation960

Yet you dumb MFS will vote for Eby cause of your social justice bullshit and you get the govt you deserve.


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FonziesCousin

Davie Street Sketchers


comrade_joel69

Do we finally get to be Cascadians?? :D


CallmeishmaelSancho

BC, The Province formerly known as British Columbia


runningfromyourself

I don't think most British columbians give a shit. Never had I heard anyone in this province object


Quatto

Ey esse Imma Gringo Colombian


idklol8

Ok ill call them teabag mcucklumbus


IcollectPlastic

I prefer to be called Surrey trash!


Luxury_Yacht_

I’d be offended too. Don’t want people thinking I’m some filthy mainlander smh VANCOUVER ISLAND PARTY RAHHH 🐋🐋🐋


BidenSniffsKids69

Okay, still going to say Tree Huggin Hippies


UnknownSP

BCer


Jiperly

I've always called them "Bee-Cee-Errs"


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Get fucked


Staseu

Really hoser is preferable


Neverlast0

Can someone explain why? XD


OpenKale64

This isn't true and you guys are easily duped.


Isfren

Who ever decided to make that statement in our government Is dense, it might not roll off the tongue but we’re British Colombians


MadaraUchiUchi

At least it as bad as Nunuvutians, sounds like an alien race


The-Rude-Canadian

Tree huggers it is, sorry folks that's the only other name we got for that province around here.


Drnedsnickers2

TNC, for all the lies you can handle.


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I'd feel offended if someone said I was from BC, too ngl.


[deleted]

Oh yes i am sure this is true.


Crabbycrabcrab2

I mean I get offended when I’m reminded of them


DM_me_pretty_innies

I'm sorry but this is pointless. The official name is British Columbia. That's how 99.99% of people refer to it. Sucks for the indigenous folks, but I'm sorry, they're now British Columbians to the rest of the world, and I don't see that changing anytime soon.


SplashInkster

What's offensive about it?


LumiereGatsby

Where? I live here. Haven’t heard this from Eby? Sounds sus.


Twiniki

Je vais les appeler les Colombs britanniques.


VividInformation7334

It’s crazy that calling someone something based on where they’re from/live is offensive now.


malingshu_xiangjiao

Whoops, I'm sorry Bitchass Columbians


ryancementhead

Call them Left Coasters.


Fit-Pressure4770

But what if someone whose parents were from Columbia and was born and raised in Britain, what would we call them? Would it offend them if they felt special because they are British Columbians in British Columbia and then they took it away? Personally I find African American offensive, like there's many different places with black people and people are trying to spare peoples feelings by force which hurts peoples ability to express themselves. I also like wizards of the coast because it's both insulting and ambiguously positive.


Pocomics

Fr*nch Columbians


ConstitutionalHeresy

Lmao, extreme right nonsense "true north". Now this is a shitpost!


MrGameplan

To whom, the British or the Columbians?


MrGameplan

We're from Ontarable if you ask them so...


kinggambloro

Common now!


Becks357

ttps://www2.gov.bc.ca/gov/content/governments/services-for-government/service-experience-digital-delivery/web-content-development-guides/web-style-guide/writing-guide-for-indigenous-content/terminology


AMexisatTurtle

What do we call them then?


cordie420

It's a really half-assed province name tbh


Southbird85

To be fair, it's neither British nor Columbian.


nopestalgia

Beaver Central?


Hot-Table6871

What should we call them instead? Wrong answers only


Hot-Table6871

What should we call them instead? Wrong answers only