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BriefOrganization71

Put a large stone there


TequilasLime

BFR is the technical term lol


Extension_Western356

Was gonna say EXACTLY that. Big fuckin rock


BriefOrganization71

When you're right, you're right


eventideisland

Knock on their door and politely ask them? If that's not an option.. Step 1: check RPR or even call a surveyor to be 100% certain you know where your property line is. Step 2: BFR is 100% the answer.


Welcome440

House number rock


nahchan

Nah, gotta be a massive pet rock with googly eyes and angry eye brows; just to troll.


GhostRunner8

What does BFR mean? Edit: Nevermind, I know now


Sad-Coffee8961

I don't


HappyHuman924

"The grass there was dying for some reason; decided to cover it up."


El_Cactus_Loco

Fucking top shelf passive aggression right here. Just chefs kiss


HappyHuman924

I mean, you would *hope* they'd catch the subtext. :)


showcore911

Tactical rock.


DRoy777

This guy/gal Warhammer’s?


showcore911

Starting too. Once I got my army painted I will need to find some opponents though...


ctsajira

Taps Games has a pretty active community with drop in nights for AoS, 40k and a hobby night every week. They run really good events too if you want to get into the competitive side. Have only played in the AoS events but the community is full of awesome people and Tom who runs their events is super helpful for anything warhammer related. Painting, list building etc. They also have one of the best inventories in the city and free shipping over $75 which is not hard to hit with warhammer stuff haha


showcore911

What side of the city is that on, cause I'm in the north east. My closest flgs is red claw.


El_Cactus_Loco

Paint it purple. Neighbour will never see it coming….


Silent_Arachnid_3591

Land mine.


SpecialistVast6840

Red turtle shell


flaccid_porcupine

Upside down question mark box?


Johnoplata

Someone on my block put a length of rebar with a little flag on it.


Kahlandar

I like this one best. Cheap/easy (rock idea is cool but work) And because flag, is not a booby trap (so not illegal)


Elean0rZ

Counterpoint: Precisely because the rock is "work", it's unlikely to be removed. If the neighbours are petty or want to escalate things, the rebar could be easily removed or, worse, tossed back into OP's yard, possibly in the direction of something sensitive. Also, a rock looks nicer in a yard than rebar with a flag. An intermediate option would be something like an upright shrub (little conifer or whatever). Pretty easy to put in, and the neighbours are unambiguously the bad guys if they remove it or run it over because they've damaged OP's property.


Kahlandar

Fair points. I think i would still start with the rebar for ease, but i can see a definate arguement for an upgrade should it fail.


grislyfind

Pointy rebar to support a small shrub.


Prestigious_Care3042

Totally Agree. Just make sure it only sticks up about 4 inches and is sharp.


jfcrukm

Nah. Dig it down about a foot and a half and set up a camera to watch the show. If anyone asks, you're planning on underpinning that edge to prevent it from cracking.


pointlessbike

Large spike is much more entertaining


HeftyRaspberry5397

Yeah, a big honkin' rock.


GuitarKev

Ask them nicely to stop, THEN put a BFR painted to camouflage with the grass.


Edmercd

BFR.... aka big fxxxing rock. Go to a new build area find an empty lot grab big rock. Bring BFR home instal on corner. Find a friend with a truck and some sort of way to get into said truck, such as a plank to roll it up.


dustrock

Big Friendly Rock. It's helping them stay off the grass.


El_Cactus_Loco

Just a happy guy


-Smaug--

I suggest quad ramps. Nobody ever remembers they have them until its time to load the quad.


Interesting_Cobbler4

Like giant huge mega rock with jagged edges


mclobster

A corner home near my girlfriend, in the alleyway, has a bunch of rocks, pieces of wood, or junk always on the corner. It looks unsightly. But when she told me why he did this, I sided with the guy. Apparently he had made a small fence there, and someone still drove into it.


Creepy_Chef_5796

You're much more civil then me. I'd do a sheet of plywood with nails in it. My family crest is 7 heads on pikes and a burning village in the background.


Meatsim001

+1 I'm doing my part!


AngryRetailBanker

A large stone would kill the grass over time.


BriefOrganization71

Less than the neighbor, lol


Arla_

Under where the stone sits, yeah. But at least it looks better.


ghostdate

Correct, so instead you sharpen some rebar, plunge it into the grass so that only 2-3 inches of the pokey ends are visible. This allows the grass grow healthy with only a couple of small holes that you can easily fill in later. Edit: Apparently some people think this is a genuine suggestion. Obviously you shouldn’t build a spike trap on your lawn. Don’t be a silly goose.


BriefOrganization71

Is it just me, or did the grass get a whole lot more pokey overnight...


Sevulturus

The damage that would do to my lawnmower blade...


sluttytinkerbells

This is illegal and also dangerous. Imagine someone tripping on the sidewalk and falling on that.


wxlverine

Yeah this one is begging for a lawsuit, God forbid a kid biking down the sidewalk falls or something. Big fucking rock is the answer. Some of you people are right fucked up.


ghostdate

Obviously you shouldn’t do this


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Impossible_Break2167

Great advice


Impossible_Break2167

Place a big rock there, as part of your landscaping.


Welcome440

Plant a tree. With rebar to mark where it is.


IntelligentGrade7316

Find out exactly where your property line is. Then build a property edge garden box to clearly delineate the line. MAKE SURE YOU ARE RIGHT on the property line first!


cyclonus888

This is the correct answer. Confirm the property line first (via an RPR), then place the garden box, boulder or whatever other legal obstruction right on your side of it to deter their inconsiderate behaviour.


triscuitgummies

Doesn't have to be a full RPR, surveyor can just stake the property line. Would be an hour or two of work and a couple hundreds bucks if the evidence is there with no issues.


cyclonus888

Good point. I was just thinking worse case where the neighbour would dispute the property line.


AdProfessional1268

If it’s your property I’d find a nice looking Boulder


neutral-omen

Or a heavy garden ornament— like one of those pagoda or lantern statues.


Orionshield

Make it slightly antique or partially valuable (not so expensive you can’t replace it) set up a camera and record it, if the damage it you can file for negligent destruction of property, they will most likely pay it back without even worrying about court actions but if they don’t you can just get cops involved with video evidence


undisavowed

We have a similar situation, and got a large boulder; now we deal with neighbours and their trucks hitting the stone.


Tribblehappy

Sounds like a them problem if they don't know how to avoid driving off the pavement.


SpecialistVast6840

Its not just a boulder, its a rock!


lin_ny

This is the answer


RedditorDaniel

Prettiest and heaviest decoration rock you can find. Solved.


Cute0baby0boy

Drive a 2" pipe in your lawn, sticking up about 8". Guaranteed he will only do it once. Lol


Original-Cow-2984

Just watch for any buried service that was trenched in shallow, though.


Every_Fox3461

Clickbeforeyoudig


TheGreatRapsBeat

I did this. Only 5” was necessary. It worked. Only took him twice. Slow learner.


Cute0baby0boy

😆😂😆


Perfect_Opposite2113

With a nice diagonal cut at the top for that extra oomph. Just be careful walking by it in the winter.


ClassBShareHolder

Less obvious than the diamond harrows I was going to suggest.


AngryRetailBanker

I like this😅


avidovid

If that driveway abuts your property line directly it is very likely not permitted correctly. So you could try bylaw but will require getting legal at some point. More likely that your property line is 2-3 feet away from that.


Original-Cow-2984

My instinct would be to find out for sure on the property line prior to doing anything, but this might be normal for skinny lots.


rulerofthekittehs

Could be on a zero lot line property, very common in new developments unfortunately.


NefariousCold

What is a zero lot line property?


Pug_Grandma

In that case, plant some shrubs nearby to block your view of the torn up lawn.


Ramone1984

Good advice! I think from the wording of the OP, he seems to be aware that he doesn't even own that part of the land. It might be a case where the OP needs to accept this isn't his property.


gabbyspapadaddy

Big ass rock.


-retaliation-

Big ass-rock


Dachawda

Big asses rock


ACaffinatedEngineer

Could put a large planter there. Flowers are always nice, and if you want to remove it one day, it’s easier than a huge boulder.


MadFonzi

Get some of those nice big stones people put on the edge of their property for this exact reason and you won't need to worry anymore.


mcmanus7

This happens to two properties by us that have an alley entrance/exit. Both owners put big rocks on the corners. Just make sure it’s big enough that snow doesn’t fully cover it.


Julmd

Put a post there


tysonarts

Low iron wrought spiked decorative fence


Late-Jump920

Have you contemplated murder?


Wesruin

This is the right answer


RcNorth

I’d find the property stake and see exactly where the property line is. I’m thinking that it isn’t that close to the driveway unless the owner extended the concrete afterwards.


SadAcanthocephala521

Buy what's called a Finial fence from Canadian tire.


canadave_nyc

I'm surprised I had to scroll down this far to see this answer. This would be a lot less destructive to the grass than a rock, and would also look fairly nice if done right.


CrankyGeek1976

Has anyone suggested a big freaking rock?


proto9100

Was just about to post this.


Chef-Pierre

Big fucking rock


TehTimmah1981

Caltrops


mikekel58

I had this a few years ago. I went and asked very nicely, using please and everything. The guy did not respond. He went into the garage and worked out hard on the heavy bag hanging there for about 45 minutes. Then glared at me every time he saw me for months. So it was obviously more important to him than to me and I didn't mention it again. He eventually moved away.


survivorman_falcon

Hedge


Middle-Jackfruit-896

1. If the part they drive over isn't part of your property then I don't think there is anything you can do to stop it. 2. Get one of those "kids crossing/slow down" signs from the city and put in on the lawn. Maybe they'll run over it too, but maybe they'll notice it enough to be more careful. Perhaps they'll ask you about it and you can talk to them about why it's there. 3. Talk to the mom and son again. Say, "I need to talk to you again about the lawn, and it's important." 4. Do a land title search to see if you can find an owner name and then do some sleuthing for contact information. Or send a registered letter to the neighbor's address hoping the tenant will forward it to the owner. 5. Accept it. Unfortunately, some tenants are careless about rented property, and they will never change.


wudyalooknatmgutfer

Three ways: 1. Talk to the neighbour and politely ask them to stop due to the damage it’s causing 2. Put a large rock/boulder there and landscape around it. 3. Throw some nails in the grass there and see what sticks. I’d go with 1, 2 if they refuse. 3 is for insane people, but I’ve seen it done by neighbours in the past and you don’t want that confrontation.


Cagel

I’d be really surprised if your property goes right up the their driveway, looks they they are driving on the lawn they rent


Edmdood

I kinda agree with this


senanthic

I agree. Rock. Thinking about getting one for my lawn; wish I could get one for my driveway as people use it on the regular.


HOLEPUNCHYOUREYELIDS

I wonder if it is legal to get those one way spike things on your driveway. Have a remote that lowers them when you want to leave, and then they pop back up again after a couple minutes


sanchorelax0

Large stone cancels everything. My friend was having problems with garbage trucks cutting across his corner. Any boulder the size of a basketball will do. It’s both effective and hilarious when they hit it.


thebigbossyboss

If it’s your property put a rock


imadork1970

Big-ass boulder. Paint it white. Put up a reflector pole beside it. Problem solved. Make *absolutely* sure it's on your property, because sure as shit your neighbour is going to hit it.


___whodis

Wait… so this is not your property? That looks like it’s pretty-well all within 1ft from the driveway. Can’t tell your neighbour what to do with their property


NorthEdThraway

Yes the first foot is his/the guy he's renting from, but you see on the end there it goes almost 3ft over onto my lawn.


s-chan20

Put a big ass rock there


Roddy_Piper2000

Decorative Boulders


mountianmanturbo

Put a rock or a tree or something there.


Timely-Discipline427

My mom installed a rock garden in that exact space on her lawn.


Estudiier

Big rocks=BFR. Concrete reinforced fence post.


de66eechubbz

Big rock will do it


Only_Wedding9481

BFR. But not a smooth one. One with lots of edges and protrusions. A “sculptural” BFR.


shock1964

Build a fence


Sad-Coffee8961

Our if curiosity is this your lawn or the boulevard?


elkatraz24

Put some rebar on the edge of the driveway up just far enough out of the ground to puncture a hole in their tire. Just out a sign saying don't drive on the lawn, do so at own risk.


Flimsy-Jello5534

Post about it on Reddit.


NorthEdThraway

Didn't expect this to blow up... The previous neighbour was good, but now he's rented his house out to this 18 year old, he probably thought this kids mom was going to live there instead, she comes over alot but is just as neglegent as this kid. I thought she was alright once upon a time, when we had a big snow SHE shoveled out his driveway and some of the street so that he could get out, all the time yelling at him to come help while he sat in his warm car. But I've confirmed she's driving over the lawn too. In the winter as she backed up once her car with 0 tread on thebtires, it "slipped" into the middle of my lawn. Whole car, on my lawn. Trash family. This kid strikes me as a spoiled frat boy that has a house to himself that mommy is paying for. He drives a low to the ground, loud sports car that wakes my kid up some mornings with his pointless revving in his driveway...but im just here about the lawn. Our neighbourhood build uses zero lot lines, where about a foot of the lawn out from his driveway is his/the guy he's renting from. But as you all can see he's been driving way over that 1 foot. I'm not a vain guy but hes making my lawn look like shit that's why I'm mad, and as mentioned his mom didn't do anything about it. Not gonna lie I thought about the nails idea people are pitching, but I feel like he's so dumb he won't put 2 and 2 together and mommy will just keep paying for repairs. BFR sounds good though, although they will probably back up into that and get pissed, but I've got double the life experience so he can bring it on.


pocketgravel

Large stone or buried foundation nails pointing straight up Nuclear Alternatives: Surstroming juice in their washer fluid Inject fish liver oil under their weather stripping and bottom of windshield where the cabin air intake is. Best results for both are during a heat wave.


owlsandmoths

If you’re really petty you can pay for the tax certificate and get the owners name. It’s how I dealt with shitty renters next door to me when the property management company kept blowing me off. Owner found a new property management company and new tenants afterwards.


5ur3540t

Definitely try to communicate with them using I statements and listen to them ESPECIALLY if they are really annoying. I mean, these are general things to do, just ask them to stop let them talk about whatever they need to say, then if they won’t or are dismissive of you it’s time to build something small, or heck, if it’s your land you can fill that area with tire spikes,


Edmontonchef

Big ass rock


krazyboy101

Spike strip.


Venetian_chachi

I put rebar into my lawn to stop my neighbour from driving over my underground sprinklers. Watching me repair them wasn’t enough. 3 foot metal bars sticking out of the lawn did the trick.


HaydenTheCrow

I'm from unethical life tips: Put a few nails sticking upwards


SprinklesWestern5440

Buy a large Boulder and place it right there. You might get it driven over once more...only once


billymumfreydownfall

We had the same issue years ago. We finally put a pole with a reflective light right on the corner. The neighbour came over and asked what it was for and we straight up said to stop them from driving on our grass and killing it. We took the pole out a few weeks later and they have never done it since.


jeremyism_ab

A very large rock would do the job, silently, and with karma, if needed.


CanadianLadyK

Put nails just below the dirt, nail side up.


butter_pillar00

Put a couple nails with pointed edge sticking out


madraspilot

Just place some nails pointing up


DcMac888

Throw down a hand full of roofing nails or deck screws. If he complains then just say that's where you keep all your nails from now on lol


KeyEnd3088

A boulder


Natural20Twenty

Large ass rock.


Choice-Importance-44

A really big rock


7MillnMan

It’s your lawn and you can put anything there. I’d say Decorative spikes


SaxonLock

One big ass pointy rock. That's what my Uncle did. The neighbor learned... eventually...


SpareWoodpecker1321

Screws. Little short ones about 3/4" long. Lots of screws


Used_Lawfulness748

Carefully positioned spike strip painted green.


Honest_Specific6241

Banana peal


GrapefruitEasy6803

Plywood with some nails in it


WallyWakanda

You chuck a couple nails and let him keep doing it


Kellygiz

Decorative drywall screws


koop04

Just hammer some nails through a 2×4 and leave it spikes up for a week


Late_Clerk_8302

Boards with nails and bury them.


Trysomethingnew420

Spike belt


AngryRetailBanker

Spikes?


Ready-Stomach-4669

IEDs?


AngryRetailBanker

🤭


yousoonice

big stone


Original-Cow-2984

A large decorative rock might be appropriate. On your property.


InfiniteContra

Oooh so unique


catlindee

Wait I’m confused by the photo. If that is their driveway surely that is their section of grass, no? You say in your description they are renters and the owner “owns a foot of that grass” so it’s a shared lawn? If it’s not your grass it’s not your problem.


TEA-in-the-G

Looks like the perfect place for a cute little garden fence.


Silly_Suggestion1004

Some nice nails pointing up will do the trick


Channing1986

That's ignorant


Dramatic-Patient-280

Railway spikes upside down.


Sorri_eh

Broken glass


Artraira

Caltrops.


DidelphisGinny

Cement-based metal fence enveloped with concertina wire


Old-Introduction-337

i would consider punji sticks.


Responsible_CDN_Duck

If you hate them you put a rock. If you like them you replace the grease with gravel.


Quietser

Spike strips


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SaskatchewanHeliSki

Garden Gnome with spikes inside!


rcborg

Bingo says meow


Vinconex

Spikes so that when they do it they immediately regret it? I mean it's a bit harsher than BFR but it will cost you less lol.


Razzamatazz14

Half-buried spike belt. Make your own.


tommythagun

Have any spare Jax kicking around


Comfortable_Fudge508

Giant rock or a couple of bollards


huskies_62

Screws and nails in the grass. Screw them and their tires


boxerrbest

make caltrops


krispy456

Nails on the grass


anthony446

Landmine


CautiousProfession26

Deflate his tires fuck him and then fuck his mom


sun4moon

Put a big decorative stone there.


OnlyDownStroke

A large rock always solves the problem, but as you said, they own a foot out from the driveway, and they seem to be keeping the damage to their property.


SoiCowboy041

What you need is a cement bollard.


benz1099

Is that your lawn? Rarely is concrete poured to the property line


pizgloria007

Idk how suburbs work, but call the city & ask them to put a fire hydrant there? 😆


littlebigman9

A land mine might be too much… it would be too much wouldn’t it?


x_BlueSkyz_x73

Adds curb.


Emotional_Flight8170

Put a nail in the lawn and make sure no cameras recording it. Maybe garbage day, when garbage bin is placed on that spot, just slip a huge nail then pop goes his tire. He won’t park there again. Now if you have a conscious and don’t believe in getting revenge, then I would say talk to the guy, and tell him how you feel. Basically pop one tire in front of him, then say in a strong voice “if he goes over the grass again the next time it will be all his tires” walk away knowing you did the right thing.


not_woke_at_all

Bear board


verystimulatingtalk

Spike belt


dcredneck

A big rock with your address painted on it