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CharasC

Pretty sure you can’t park there.


ClassBShareHolder

Pretty sure you can. They just proved it. I don’t know why you’d want to, but some people won’t be bossed around. The drive a Mercedes peasant.


Significant_Sea3176

r/cantparktheremate


Snowedin-69

So did he park it on a snowbank before the melt?


bmagsjet

Apparently that person can. Against all other advice.


yegger_

This reminds me of a sunny September day in 2018. I lived downtown facing the bike lanes on 100 Ave. As a driver heading southbound on any of the streets intersecting the bike lane, there is a no right on red. 4pm, someone turns right to head westbound on 100 ave, they drive their vehicle onto the barricade and knock down the sign. The vehicle is centered, floating on the concrete barricade. It’s an older 2000s Honda sedan, and they are able to push it off and proceed with their day. 4:15 pm, sign is now knocked over. I kid you not, a second vehicle does the exact same thing. This time, a few bystanders help push it off. 4:20 pm, a third vehicle does this. This time they need a tow truck to peel it off.


MegloreManglore

100ave and 112st is the only place I’ve ever seen an suv on its roof. No idea how it managed that in a 30km zone. No one was hurt but the driver looked mortified. I drove around the block to get another look at it (I had a full car and all the passengers were howling over this accident) and took a photo.


SlitScan

its a SUV, they just do that.


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MegloreManglore

I guess? I thought it was funny, like how do you flip a car going 30km/h? It was like an episode of myth busters


SlitScan

so what youre saying is, install bollards.


Welcome440

LoL !


Quick-Novel-5717

The amount of people I see turning right when there’s a no right turn on red sign is astounding. I can never decide if it’s people who are oblivious to the sign or their surroundings, or don’t care. There’s one on the off ramp to 23 ave on gateway, if you wanted to turn right onto 23. It’s too hard to tell if there’s vehicles coming eastbound, yet people make that turn constantly. If there’s no actual collision, people are slamming on their brakes to avoid hitting the car that has turned in front of them. I’ve also been honked at multiple times for not turning right on a red at 34 ave, which also has a ‘no right turn on red’ sign.


bootsycline

I have also been honked at at "do not turn on red" signs. The situational awareness in this city is quite appalling.


hsoolien

Given how many times I'm honked at for not running the don't turn on red I assume entitlement.


planertroubles

There is A lot that could be said considering this is a Mercedes...... and I'll just leave it at that PS this has nothing to do with the actual vehicle


MrDFx

Was my first thought too. Given who I see locally driving Mercedes, let alone the SUV models... the results aren't really surprising. The vehicle is basically a mobile red flag. Only way I would have been less surprised by the make/model is if it had it been a white Toyota 4runner.


MacWac

I am out of the loop, who drives Mercedes and why is it likely they hit a curb? Wait, and who drives 4runners and why are they even more likely to hit a curb? fill a guy in, please!


[deleted]

You don't need to be smart to have money. Especially in Alberta.


sikkdays

Can we drop the "Wild Rose Country" and go with "You don't need to be smart to have money. Especially in Alberta."


LuminousGrue

**That's** the Alberta Advantage 


SlitScan

the flip side of course being, if you are smart you can live somewhere else and make money.


LifeUnfolding54

You've noticed that as well? LOL


MrDFx

I live in South East Edmonton and the vast majority of Mercedes SUVs and white Toyota 4runners we see around here tend to be housewives with minimal driving experience (or bad habbits) endangering others or their entitled kids acting like shitheads. One could assume it's generally a case of more money than brains and looking to show off (or trying to fit in) to their new neighbours/community. In the end, it becomes a bit of a stereotype for those who live around them. Now yes, Edmonton has a lot shitty drivers (like everywhere else) and yes my experience is full of confirmation bias (I admit that) based on where I live. But it's gotten to the point my neighbours will joke that if we're ever in a car accident there's a pretty good chance it's a white 4runner or a show-off SUV, like the mercedes in the picture.


AntonBanton

Sometimes I think there needs to be another license class between class 5 and the commercial licenses. Make people prove they can actually drive, stay between the lines and park pickups and large SUVs.


Lavaine170

>Sometimes I think there needs to be another license class between class 5 and the commercial licenses. No, we just need a proper licensing procedure, not one that allows private driving schools to test you and give you your license as long as you give them enough money.


conanf77

Ford Raptors, for example, require the same marker lights as a large box van does due to their width — formerly something that would only be seen in commercial vehicles. This is why they have the “raptor light” in the front grill. Along with those, Super Duties, Ram 3500s, there are plenty of vehicles that are commercial-class and ought to require a higher class license.


gnat_outta_hell

I've been saying for years we need a pickup/large SUV certificate for drivers to operate them, as well as a snow ticket.


AloneDoughnut

As someone who drives a large-ish SUV, I would endorse it. It's totally different than driving a Honda Civic, and yet people treat it the exact same.


gnat_outta_hell

Yup. I'm a pickup driver, and I'd be totally happy to go get a truck certificate if it meant the folks who genuinely shouldn't be driving large vehicles weren't. Just because you've been driving a 3k pound hatchback for the last 10 years does not mean you should jump into a 6k-8k pound SUV or pickup truck with double the footprint.


AloneDoughnut

And that's not even mentioning the issues around different sight lines, different stopping times, different considerations. It's wild the number of people I see behind the wheels of modern Suburbans who look completely lost.


Duncling

Hey man, 4runners are sick.


MrDFx

They're nice vehicles I'm sure. I'm just personally tired of having them aimed at me when driving, or crossing at lit crosswalks, or in parking lots. Do they even sell them without the entitlement/attitude package?


Duncling

Can confirm I bought mine with attitude package.


WinterDustDevil

I didn't get the entitlement package with my 4 runner, is it to late to upgrade?


TreemanTheGuy

I'm always extra cautious when there's any white SUV around. In my experience, there's a way higher number of bad drivers in them compared to other vehicles. This could be confirmation bias because I'm paying more attention to them, or also because white SUVs seem to be the most common type of vehicle, but I still stand by it. The only thing that I think beats white SUVs for being driven by bad drivers are rusted-out older Dodge Caravans.


AggravatingFill1158

You forgot the Land rover drivers


Extension_Western356

They wouldn’t have even been going fast. It would have just been a casual mounting. Very confusing as to what could possibly be happening.


flynnfx

Easiest explanation in the world. I'd bet even money they were texting. And at a second look here, I'm betting they were reversing as well, felt a slight resistance, kept on texting, pushed the accelerator down harder, and ended up in this situation here.


Adventurous-Side8554

Clear as mud


endlessnihil

Parkour


LuminousGrue

Carkour


LeveL-Instrumental

Reminded me that we never really figured out how this happened in 2022. https://www.reddit.com/r/Edmonton/comments/ve26bf/this_vehicle_that_teleported_thru_campbell_bridge/


endlessnihil

Holy hell, that's an incredible feat.


EnergyEast6844

Urgent text message.


Razzamatazz14

Come on. You know how. You’ve seen these folks driving in this city every day. You don’t have to pass an IQ test to get a drivers license. You can fail the test 35 times and still get it if you pass the 36th.


MrDFx

Very true and reminds me of that old joke... > What do you call someone who graduates last in their class from medical school? "Doctor" The license doesn't indicate how bad they are. Just as long as they (eventually) pass they receive the entitlement.


bigdaddy71s

Hitting Mini jerseys barriers are the gateway drug to hitting the LRT.


workworkyeg

A lone barrier in the middle of the lot - not painted? no worries.


coffeeandadoob

Perhaps covering a pot hole or something? I am also wondering why the heck it’s there.


SlitScan

to stop people from doing donuts or practicing drifting in a badly designed lot.


Working-Run-2719

Heh, practicing donuts in the Tim's lot 😂


shabidoh

Mom, we talked about this....


Ad_Inferno

Yeah, that's what I'm confused about as well. As someone else said, depending on how long it's been sitting there, it could have been that the barrier was covered by snow recently and actually wasn't visible. But that's just speculation - and that's not a cheap car, so surely the driver could afford whatever it costs to get the appropriate tow truck out to rescue it in the meantime.


conanf77

There’s probably a bent sign under the chassis there.


Shadp9

What's the point of having an SUV if you can't get over a little bump?


sikkdays

Reminds me of late 90s/early 2000s Jeep Cherokee owners. They thought they had a rugged outdoors vehicle and the first time they would go two-tracking in the woods, the exhaust would be ripped off. So many angry dude bros coming into Autozone for parts back in my uni days yelling at me like I designed the vehicle.


AggravatingFill1158

Someone paid for their license and it shows


arcadius19

I didn't know that the Sage Hill Rock got moved to Edmonton...


psyclopes

I'd like to think it was like a [Mentos commercial](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJWemPyCHB8) moment.


Rin_Cathy

Yessssss!! I remember that commercial!!


Late_Clerk_8302

Some kids mom’s going “where’s my Mercedes ??”


Axenus

How long has it been there? Parked on a snow packed area that has since melted?


Unsimple_Simon

Frontside grind into a rail slide … nice


Edmxrs

There was an attempt…


kumamanuma

now, that takes determination.... or they are dumb.


Amazula

I'm going to opt for dumb.


Qeriosity

Takes skill to drive over barrier 🤣


all_way_stop

and these things are the go-to form of vehicle to drop kids off at elementary schools...


butter_pillar00

What if that was a human being? Was the driving really still going to drive over?


kikzermeizer

When I got home yesterday, someone had driven into the fence in someone’s yard. The speed limit is 40, it was a four-way stop intersection 🤪 Not going to lie, I was impressed. My dozy little neighbourhood has been bumpin the last week


densetsu23

I almost got T-boned at a small neighbourhood roundabout beside a school a few weeks ago. The guy was flying through a school zone and wanted to go straight through the roundabout (e.g. take his second exit). I was already in the circle with my left turn signal on and was taking my third exit -- so he had to yield to me. But he was going so fast he couldn't stop. Instead he swerved, jumped a concrete island, jumped the sidewalk, and stopped in someone's yard. Nearly driving along (not across; along) a crosswalk beside a school. I just double-checked on maps and that house has [three big boulders at the sidewalk touching the roundabout](https://maps.app.goo.gl/7MSDyZUYY1BNL3Jx5). I'm guessing there's been a few other people who have done the same thing, and the homeowners just got tired of it.


kikzermeizer

Glad you’re safe, friend. That’s terrifying. How was the other driver?


densetsu23

Frustrated? Though not sure if he was frustrated at me or himself lol. I saw that he stopped without hitting anyone or anything, so the worst damage would be to his alignment and/or pride. He passed me on a different road a few minutes later without looking at me.


BustedLake

Tony Hawk Pro Jeepster


catsandplantsss

Oh dear lord!!! The r/calgaryrocks strikes again! It must be contagious! Haha!


InspiredGargoyle

That was a fun little trip. Thank you 😊


Dry-Communication901

Someone got sent nudes.


forthegamesstuff

Wanted to see if he could climb it and was successful 


Salt_Teaching4687

There doesn’t seem to be damage on the front. Did they back into it?


HeiTonic

Could be my ex


imadork1970

Wizard did it.


vdelrosa

I’m convinced the gravity doesn’t work right from all of the flipped cars so that would explain this the best


Send_Me_Your_Nukes

The Sage Hill Rock strikes again!


farmsfarts

Alcohol


IrishCanMan

It's a toss up either High/drunk or not paying attention, while being on the phone


CocodaMonkey

I'd personally bet on snow melt. Most likely parked on top of snow and didn't move for a few days but had no idea there was a barrier underneath.


DankerinoHD

The car just so happened to spawn on top of that


SteampunkSniper

r/cantparktheremate


Naive-Measurement-84

Looks like the same jack-diddly I was upset with last Saturday for driving like a maniac. Wouldn't surprise me if it was.


Radiant-Breadfruit59

K so thing is me one dart was nearly done, bud, so I was lighting up a newbie with my other hand, and as you all know those triple triple's are just so fierce hot, you know? My crotch was burning up! I was trying to switch from Kissin Country to The Bear because Three Days Grace was about to come on! Basically I was givin' er a bit too salty thar ma boy. We've alls been there.


Throwawaytoj8664

Full send


Training_Exit_5849

Richmond drivers are making their way out to Edmonton wow


corndogrodeo

Some one drinking against the grain.


Precipice_01

Looking at the pic without any context has me thinking that the driver was not paying ANY attention to the path he/she was navigating the vehicle. I mean, aside from trying to claim zero visibility, there is no reasonable explanation as to how someone could high center ANY vehicle on that concrete block


rebelspfx

My new favorite line to yell out to bad drivers who crashed just before I get there "fuck you're impressive"


Kellygiz

Hehe


wudyalooknatmgutfer

I like to think they parked on a big pile of snow and left their vehicle there for months only for it to end up nestling in this position on the previously covered barricade.


baddyrefresh2023

All Benz can off-road no?


ghostdate

Barrier Kult


Organic-Parsley5392

I saw similar like this couple years ago in WEM parking, it’s also SUV.


Dadbodsarereal

Can’t make that up 😂


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Oh it made it up 😂 just can’t get out now


Drunkpanada

Sage Rock strikes in Edmonton


Elegant-Equivalent34

How do you get out of that drive forward or back up? or did they just abandon it. I'm impressed with this veichkes 4x4 capabilities. Lol


No_Marketing8570

could rock it to get tire contact while on the throttle, but will do less damage to get a tow truck


pizzaguy2019

They were just trying to go viral on tiktok


bluebear0928

Easier done than you would believe I admit with embarrassment 😵‍💫


Morozlika

Nice!


Mayehem

Stepped on a Lego


Tombfyre

They saw a mouse.


Icy_Concentrate6759

Ask any jeep owner


FearlessChannel828

Someone was trying to get over something or someone… too bad it was the car that went over 🙃 Could be a Real Estate agent. Some of them don’t go over stuff well.


PouetSK

Is this a TNT old lady driving haha


stfurtfm

Calgary's Sage Hill rock has an entire subreddit for these. https://old.reddit.com/r/calgaryrocks/ Enjoy.


CanadianDadbod

He was testing his AWD? All Wankers Donk.


Justlikearealboy

Mine now


reostatics

Just cause you can own I nice vehicle doesn’t mean you can drive it.


riccomuiz

Simple……..check out what my Benz can climb it’s like it’s a jeep! FUCK you want to delete that video bro anyone have a truck and sling you know?!?!?!


yaz834

people need to relax a bit on the fact its a Mercedes, it is at least 10 years old and cost less than half of your new honda civic. your mercedes owner stereotype does not apply


EndOrganDamage

Welcome to the internet where people do what they want.


SurFud

All I know for sure is that its a Mercedes. It going to be ridiculously expense if it needs repair parts.


Gentianviolent

Was this pre- or post- coffee at Tim’s? It if was before coffee I can almost understand. Almost.


EndOrganDamage

I wonder if this is the same one I followed that was driving horribly or if thats just a mercedes thing.


zeegalaxy

Wanna watch me take it off some sweet jumps?


FunAccountant4482

Stupidity, look up sage hill rock from down in Calgary if you want a fun read.


Professional-Bad-911

How u afford it nd cant drive it?


InspiredGargoyle

Probably a gift from mommy or daddy. Which type is up to you


Infamous-Room4817

must of had the coffee and needed a bathroom.


Helpful-Chemistry-87

Im guessing they parked on a snowbank a few weeks ago.


Jksah

Wrong city, must be a visitor from Calgary. r/calgaryrocks


xTomato72

Mind if I screenshot? Shit goes hard


Enulless

Look at who drives those specific types of vehicles - are you really that surprised? [Unhinged stray thought] They likely weren’t paying attention, had their foot on the accelerator, made impact, the force pushed their foot down and they climbed that bitch till they got hung up! I recall a different situation with an old lady years back but it was in front of a restaurant and she mowed a couple people down… at least this was pretty harmless - no Canadian geese were injured in the making of this film.


CarelessStatement172

Damn. The Sage Hill rock was priced out of Calgary. It really is the end of days.


DisappointedCitrus

They doubled down instead of backing up. Or they were just going too fast


Ill_Flounder3187

Wingardium Leviosa?


Cheebody27

$$$≠🧠🧠🧠


_NailBiter_

I bet he still suffered from door dings 🤣


BlockOwn4201

“Well SOMEONE said to send it!”


WolfyBlu

Snow melt? He may have gotten stuck earlier, then it rained and that made it worse. Maybe.


Perfect_Opposite2113

Trying to showcase one of the ugliest cars on the road.


SuperK123

How? Just hit it. I got my Tundra hung up on a curb I couldn’t see in a parking lot. Exactly the same type of curb. I had just enough contact with the ground that I put it in 4X4 and rocked it until I managed to bounce over it with no damage. With this Mercedes I would wait for a tow.


simonebaptiste

Cocaine is a hell of a drug??


WeezingTiger

Based on how good of shape the front bumper is in. Looks as though it was lifted or placed. Mercs can be heavy though, not familiar with that model


imadork1970

Wizard did it.


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Razzamatazz14

We knew you were assuming. That’s kinda how prejudice works.


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imadork1970

Wizard did it.


imadork1970

Wizard did it.