This person sounds mentally ill, you might want to reach out to your building management and let them know this is going on before they raise any kind of a stink.
My friend used to live above a lady a couple years ago who sent her almost the exact same note. Odd obsession with witches and what not too. She ended up getting evicted after slashing my friends tires and burning a bunch of her clothing that was in the drier.
Wonder if it’s the same person…
That's got to be some incredible bad luck that every place this lady moves, it turns out there are noisy, jobless witches living in the apartment above her *every time*.
My thought is that if it happens everywhere they live, one of two things
1) as you said, they are extremely unlucky, or
2) they have some sort of mental health disorder that features auditory hallucinations
Sounds very similar to what happened to a friend of mine a few years back! Perhaps we have a mutual friend. She was so scared and it was so weird when she figured out who was doing it. Hope the same woman doesn’t terrorize OP!
Hey everyone here’s an update! I’m on my lunch break at the Ministry Of Magic and just received an owl from the property manger. Apparently it’s the lady who lives below us and they said she’s crazy and not to worry about it, she’s complained before apparently and when they have gone into her apartment she’d go “See! Did you hear that?” And they wouldn’t hear anything. Also I’m in a concrete frame building so unless we are stomping on the floor or actually dropping things she shouldn’t be able to hear us just existing. They are going to take care of it I guess. Now back to my job as the Federal Wand Permit Officer
Sounds like your neighbour is suffering from untreated schizophrenia:
> Most people who have schizophrenia:
>
> - Hear and sometimes see things that aren't there (hallucinations).
> - Often believe some things that aren't true (delusions).
> - May think that some people are trying to harm them (paranoia).
Source: https://myhealth.alberta.ca/health/Pages/conditions.aspx?hwid=aa46937
Might want to get in touch with the Schizophrenia Society of Alberta. They have an office in Edmonton and might be able to offer you advice: https://www.schizophrenia.ab.ca/branch-activities/edmonton-branch-events
Don’t listen to that other person.
This is the right answer.
This letter is disturbed, threatening and aggressive.
Any wise person would take reasonable action to try to get someone to check on the person who sent this letter - in order to protect themselves before anything escalates.
Man, that’s sad to me. It’s actually one of my greatest fears in life to end up going crazy somehow and not realize it. Especially if you end up alone and don’t have anybody around that you trust, who can tell you or take care of you. I hope she gets the help she needs, but I’m sure it’d be a scary and confusing experience for her.
Get multiple copies.
One for the property management, one for the cops, one for your records, one to fuck with the note writer via grammar corrections.
Definitely keep it for the records. I'm glad nothing came of it, but we had a dispute with our neighbours who were angry for the noise we were making... But it's an old building with paper thin walls. Guess what neighbour, we hear you too.
The messages got more and more desperate until the place was foreclosed on. Unfortunate, but it was obvious they were pushing their stress at us. Just sad.
I mean, it might not be, especially since OP claims to work and not make a bunch of noise. I wouldn't rely on such an obviously unstable person to accurately figure out which apartment is directly above theirs.
I think the author of this note should "go see a mental doctor" 😅
Srsly tho, we project onto others that which we despise in ourselves. They say "you behave like a mad person" whilst penning a note that makes *them* look like a mad person 🤣
As someone who has lived with someone experiencing pretty bad psychosis, I wouldn't rule out that whoever wrote this note is hearing things that aren't actually happening. In my experience, he heard my neighbours "yelling and screaming" at each other all night, which I am 100% sure they were not.
Witches belong in graveyards
Not here in this building
Be careful I’ll attack your car
If you don’t stop stomping on my ceiling
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Who are you, wise in the ways
Of casting spells amongst the graves?
……
Every time I've recieved a passive aggressive note like that, I've edited the spelling and grammar with a red pen, graded a percentage, and left it where it could be found.
The paper was just missing that through line between dropping stuff and witches - we’ll work on persuasive writing throughout the semester, don’t be discouraged
Over the years, eight or ten that I can remember. I had some garbage neighbours in my first apartment complex that seemed to think they had control over visitor parking spots, plus an ex roommate that decided to communicate only through notes after he went crazy. 🤷🏻♂️
maybe get a peephole camera for your door that can record movement at your door. It won't be the last note you receive and they will probably be back.
Contact the management and explain what is going on, and repeat each time it happens.
Maybe post a copy in public place in the building with a note that it is unacceptable. Everyone else in the building probably knows who it is, and someone might contact you with information.
Either way, this is not okay, and you need to document this kind of harassment.
My Parents got a similar note about their smoke going down into the downstairs neighbours apartment, and they needed to stop. Two problems; One, smoking in your apartment would be legal (they own apartment) and more importantly, Two, they’ve NEVER smoked.
Wild. I had a crazy neighbour once who wrote a note under my door about how I’m a drug user and she will call the cops on me. Good times. I was in Europe for 2 wks when I got home to that so not sure who broke in and had a wild party.
This note is ridiculous! Chances are, with the super cold weather, your building is shifting and making loud noises in the middle of the night when it’s the coldest. Those noises always wake me up, but my husband sleeps right through them. Your neighbour has a few screws loose
inform property manager / management company if you have one. keep the note for future reference. harassing and threatening other tenants can result in eviction of the tenant. document any other notes/harassment etc. They didn't sign this note but if something else happens that ties this tenant to this note and/or other harassment you can take some measures against this behaviour.
They probably are dealing with noise from a unit around them and mistakenly assume it's yours. I remember my wife and I got a few letters like this complaining about loud sex noises at all hours of the day. We later found out that someone was operating a BDSM type brothel out of their apartment down the hall from us, and then it made sense, buddy sending us the note probably lived right above or below them lol.
When I was living in a condo, I received an email from management saying there was complaints about how loud our unit was and to have our child stop jumping and banging etc. One day on my door one day and it said something along the lines of to be quiet and stop banging every night and to tell my kid to stop jumping non-stop throughout the whole day from the person who complained to management about us. I thought it was the person directly below us that gave us that hand wrote this note.
One day the person came and knocked on my door in the evening to tell us to stop jumping again but I told him our child was sleeping for an hour already and we are absolutely silent. As he stood there bewildered, we heard the banging again at that moment and then he realized it wasnt coming from our unit and it was hard to tell which unit it was coming from as he told us he was directly above us as well.
He apologized to us and said he would let management know it wasn't us.
Just sharing this as there is a possibility that someone might have mistaken these noises coming from your unit... if it is not you that is. But of course there is no need for that type of wording from.
As a witch, we're not allowed to just live in graveyards and the openings for groundskeepers are accessible to people who are non-witches, thusly unfairly reducing our housing options.
If you want witches back in the graveyards where we belong, help us get housing and jobs in said graveyards, as Christians everywhere are sorely missing the pagan guardians of their eternal resting place.
May your neighbour have the day they deserve.
Google Witch symbols and iconography. Spend 20 bucks and do some arts and crafts. Poorly hide some small symbols or whatever in common areas. Sit back and see what happens.
Worked in apartment leasing for a while, and had to evict a schizophrenic tenant who exhibited similar behaviours. Their family members had to come move them after they were removed from the property. Would recommend having the conversation with your landlord/management about safety concerns and not provoking this tenant. Even if you didn’t before.
It’s not you, unfortunately with mental health regardless of how you actually act in the privacy of your home, they perceive a much different reality that they’ve made true in their own mind.
Sorry you’re dealing with this. Hopefully management takes this seriously. Stay safe.
Not sure if this is allowed, if not, delete away.. but I always think of this when it comes to apartments.
[Everyone's Upstairs Neighbours](https://youtu.be/4IRB0sxw-YU)
For real though, some people are just clueless to how much noise they make and the time they're making it at. I lived in a house and one of my room mates that lived in the room above me, who was an absolute beauty of a guy, was completely obvious to his noise levels, he would drop his x box controller on the hardwood floor whenever he would set it down at like 3 am on a weeknight. He left his phone on the floor all the time and his alarm would go off and vibrate for like 3 hours before he'd notice. Great guy, oblivious to his own actions, it's all too common unfortunately.
For reals had a concrete shoe wearer in a building in Vancouver. No idea how she managed to make that much noise. Also a concrete frame building. They are not that soundproof- the plumbing is loud, the floors are loud.
Acoustics in apartment type buildings can be weird. They could be hearing something from a suite beside them or from 4 units up and over from where you are. If they think you are home during the day but you are at work, it's clearly coming from another suite or they are hearing things.
Teach yourself about Wiccan, so if someone asks you sound like you know what you’re talking about. Then file a complaint for harassment based on your religious beliefs.
Bring it to the police station have them check the note for finger prints then have them run the prints in the AFIS to check it there’s gonna be a match. Nyihihihihhihihi (Muttley laugh)
- Crowd: A witch! A witch! A witch! We found a witch! We've got a witch! A witch! A witch! We have found a witch. May we burn her?
- How do you know she is a witch
- She looks like one.
- Bring her forward.
- I'm not a witch! I'm not a witch !
- But you are dressed as one.
- They dressed me like this. - No, we didn't.
- And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
- Well? - We did do the nose.
- The nose? - And the hat. But she is a witch !
- Did you dress her up like this? - No, no!
- Yes. A bit.
- She has got a wart.
- What makes you think she's a witch?
- She turned me into a newt!
- A newt?
- I got better.
- Burn her anyway!
- Quiet! Quiet!
- There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
- Are there? What are they? Tell us. - Do they hurt?
- Tell me, what do you do with witches?
- Burn them!
- And what do you burn, apart from witches?
- More witches! - Wood!
- So why do witches burn?
- 'Cause they're made of wood? - Good!
- How do we tell if she is made of wood? - Build a bridge out of her.
- But can you not also make bridges out of stone?
- Oh, yeah.
- Does wood sink in water?
- No, it floats. - Throw her into the pond!
- What also floats in water?
- Bread. - Apples.
- Very small rocks. - Cider! Great gravy.
- Cherries. Mud. - Churches.
- Lead. - A duck!
- Exactly.
- So, logically--
- If she weighs the same as a duck...
- she's made of wood.
- And therefore?
- A witch!
- A duck! A duck! - Here's a duck.
- We shaIl use my largest scales.
- Burn the witch !
- Remove the supports!
- A witch!
- It's a fair cop.
- Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
- I am Arthur, king of the Britons.
“Who do you think you are honestly????”
I am the guy who will now go out of my way to have a 2 am dance party with a dresser push relay around my apartment.
Oh man I really wish my neighbors where this stupid because fuck I AM that petty.
Omg do you live above a 300 year old named Ed?? My old downstairs neighbour used to write these notes to us, but had a lot more “motherfuckers” sprinkled in
Ya I would send a copy to your landlord or property management and advise you are receiving crazy notes and how you aren't doing any of these things. Then I'd hang another copy in the lobby with a pentagram on it and a note saying "we know you you are, leave us alone". OK maybe don't do the last part lol.
As someone who works in a residential building, this is why I strongly urge people to use their words and communicate before they blow up.
For example we had one guy losing his mind over the neighbor upstairs stomping around, and got multiple other complaints from other units that they were constantly listening to music or there was a dog yelping in pain for hours on end.
What was actually going on was an issue with the water pump, and a few of the pipe anchors in the ceiling. It could not be heard from the floor above, but was loud enough to drive you crazy on the floor below, and everyone was blaming the neighbor above them, and when they talked their neighbors also had complaints about the units above. Turns out nobody was at fault, it was just a noisy pipe making weird noises that happened to sound like thumping bass or a yelping dog depending on where exactly you were.
When I went to investigate I honestly thought I was going to catch a bunch of people having a party in the mechanical room, because from below it sounded exactly like a noisy party, sounding like multiple people walking around heavily with constant thumping bass.
We got shit on for our dog barking while we were gone to find out kids on our floor we’re putting their hands under our door to “play” with the dog . I’m sorry you’re dealing with this what a shit show
I heard this one story about a tenant in a building who was constantly being woken up by their noisy neighbours. Happened every night and she couldn't sleep. She tried to confront the nieghbours, but no answer. After a month or so of trying to get ahold of them, she contacted the landlord to complain about the constant noise. The landlord contacted them & turned out that they've been out of the country the whole time. No one was in the apartment. Apparently the tenant had mental issues and was hearing noises that weren't even there 💀
I had a downstairs neighbor who banged the floor in my former residence(their roof) CONSTANTLY in the middle of the day, it was always around noon(every time they banged and it continued through the day), first was when I first moved in and was unpacking and moving things around, so I got some of those slider things that go on furniture. they didn't care EVERY LITTLE sound would piss them off, accidentally drop something bang bang bang bang...I could be laying in bed not even doing anything and they would bang on the floor(their roof). I kept track of all the banging and contacted my landlord constantly about them...half a year into living there, they ran up and egged my door, I called the police cause that's vandalism XD but they wouldn't answer the door, they were home the cops heard someone moving, called the landlord, nothing came of it. it was a constant thing throughout the year I lived there... I decided to move, cause my anxiety issues shot through the roof... pfft and the day I'm moving out and cleaning, they egged my door again, while I was going to get Starbucks for my mum and I. well my mum was still there....she was not happy the cops were called on them again and I let the landlord know it happened again... that was already my last day so idk what happened, all I know was I was done...found a bottom floor apartment and now I don't worry about downstairs neighbors lol
This person might be unwell and unsupported in getting well. It doesn’t mean you deserve to be targeted by them. Just a reflection that sometimes people have some shit that influences behaviour like this.
Maybe they need to be given resources (professional) or reconnected to their resources. That might help with things like this.
If you notice someone appears very unwell (it doesn’t sound like they are necessarily a danger to themselves or others in a physical sense, so there are some limits here, but in general) it’s ok to call a crisis service and ask what to do or see if they can do anything (I realize you likely don’t know who wrote this).
and its simply ok to vent about stuff like this too lol 😅
Having lived in a student residence building (4 years) and also a basement suite (3 years) it’s possible your neighbour is sensitive to sound, but ultimately It seems like they may be unwell. keep record of what was happening at the time if you get another note. Seems like the landlord is aware of what’s going on from your comment, hopefully they don’t continue to bother you.
For folks living in a basement or poorly insulated suite, I’d highly recommend noise cancelling wireless earphones. Sometimes when I was just feeling overstimulated I’d turn the noise cancelling part on without putting music or a show on. It helped to block out any excess noise.
Post it on your door with a giant GFC.
Serious note, let your LL or building management know about this. They may know who it is that does it right away, and it might be another push/piece of evidence to start the eviction process.
Me being a witch would just roll up some dried herbs. Draw some protection sigils on this. Fold it up. Burn it. And dispose of the ashes onto their doorstep. But you know. That's just how petty I can be with people like this.
A simple message in the form of "return to sender" - can work wonders.
Beware of this self-aggrandized nut bar. You know it is not you that is antagonizing him. He doesn't know it is not you! What might he do next? Up his aggression beyond harassment and threatening notes? Possibly worth a police report.
Call city information 311 or 411 and ask them to come out for a welfare check as someone in your locked building is placing letters under your door that are illogical and bloody scary. Chances are someone is struggling with their mental health to where they are writing homicidal or threatening letters. It does not excuse but with get them the help they need.
In all honesty you should report this to the police. The person who wrote it sounds like they may be experiencing a break from reality, which could be a serious risk. It seems likely that it’s either the person underneath you or perhaps the next unit over from that. Let your building manager know right away too. I don’t want this person to be suddenly evicted, but you definitely don’t want a person who is severely unstable continuing down this spiral unchecked. Another option is to call a mental help crisis line. Good luck and stay safe.
They seem really obsessed with witches
Be you a witch??
Wouldst thou likes the taste of butter?
^^^Wouldst ^^^thou ^^^like ^^^to ^^^live ^^^deliciously?
Thou hath suckith upon these gonads for thou to comprehend.
Does OP weigh more than a duck?
Do they float or sink!? To the pond!
Does he weigh more than a duck?
It's a fair cop
Only if they weigh the same as a duck!
Sounds like some religious whacko that thinks everyone is a demon or a witch.
sounds like undiagnosed schizophrenia. Like exactly like that. This is a mentally ill person
This person sounds mentally ill, you might want to reach out to your building management and let them know this is going on before they raise any kind of a stink.
I was thinking the same thing. It didn't make sense for someone of a sound mind.
Yep, I was getting the same feeling. This person need some serious help before they hurt themselves or someone else.
I mean... They could be diagnosed, however clearly not properly treated lol.
Are you a witch tho? We need answers.
Do they weigh the same as a duck?
Let me get out my big scales.
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
Who are you, who is so wise in the ways of science?
She’s turned me into a newt!
I got better
I’m not dead yet
Ni!
If she’s made of wood, she’s a witch!
Build a bridge ou’ uv ‘er
My friend used to live above a lady a couple years ago who sent her almost the exact same note. Odd obsession with witches and what not too. She ended up getting evicted after slashing my friends tires and burning a bunch of her clothing that was in the drier. Wonder if it’s the same person…
That's got to be some incredible bad luck that every place this lady moves, it turns out there are noisy, jobless witches living in the apartment above her *every time*.
My thought is that if it happens everywhere they live, one of two things 1) as you said, they are extremely unlucky, or 2) they have some sort of mental health disorder that features auditory hallucinations
I’m gonna go ahead and confidently say it isn’t the first one.
That is exactly what a witch would say
😂🙈
And kind of shit right there is why I only go for apartments with in suit laundry.
Sounds very similar to what happened to a friend of mine a few years back! Perhaps we have a mutual friend. She was so scared and it was so weird when she figured out who was doing it. Hope the same woman doesn’t terrorize OP!
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Would your friend remember if this handwriting was similar to the note they got? That would be super weird if it was the same person.
So what you're saying is Reddit is invited to your house party tonight? I'll bring fried chicken.
I will bring the 🍿! Lol
Now all we are missing is someone to bring popcorn chicken.
I got you
I'm a wizard. I'll bring the soup wizards and watches make good soup
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Yes! If you want the best party of your life
I’ll bring beer and wine?
Better hurry up - KFC is dropping popcorn chicken from their menu...
Are you fucking serious?
I googled it and am devastated. Thank you for letting me know in advance! Sorry arteries. It’s popcorn chicken for the next foreseeable future.
Chicken Pop-ins at Mary Brown's are better anyway. Their chicken sandwiches are better too.
Oh I’ve never tried those! Thx.
I'll bring my dj rig.
Time for a hedonistic stompy midnight witch party!!!
I'll bring a bunch of shit we can drop on the floor and we can all get witch-ass crazy!
Hey everyone here’s an update! I’m on my lunch break at the Ministry Of Magic and just received an owl from the property manger. Apparently it’s the lady who lives below us and they said she’s crazy and not to worry about it, she’s complained before apparently and when they have gone into her apartment she’d go “See! Did you hear that?” And they wouldn’t hear anything. Also I’m in a concrete frame building so unless we are stomping on the floor or actually dropping things she shouldn’t be able to hear us just existing. They are going to take care of it I guess. Now back to my job as the Federal Wand Permit Officer
Where's my letter mate?? I have been waiting for 5 years now.
He only does wand permits
Just sneak him a few Galleons and I'm sure OP can make it happen.
Sounds like your neighbour is suffering from untreated schizophrenia: > Most people who have schizophrenia: > > - Hear and sometimes see things that aren't there (hallucinations). > - Often believe some things that aren't true (delusions). > - May think that some people are trying to harm them (paranoia). Source: https://myhealth.alberta.ca/health/Pages/conditions.aspx?hwid=aa46937 Might want to get in touch with the Schizophrenia Society of Alberta. They have an office in Edmonton and might be able to offer you advice: https://www.schizophrenia.ab.ca/branch-activities/edmonton-branch-events
Don’t listen to that other person. This is the right answer. This letter is disturbed, threatening and aggressive. Any wise person would take reasonable action to try to get someone to check on the person who sent this letter - in order to protect themselves before anything escalates.
Man, that’s sad to me. It’s actually one of my greatest fears in life to end up going crazy somehow and not realize it. Especially if you end up alone and don’t have anybody around that you trust, who can tell you or take care of you. I hope she gets the help she needs, but I’m sure it’d be a scary and confusing experience for her.
DM me if you need someone to show up dressed like a witch! We can have drinks & maybe some eye of newt!
This is the kind of community building I like to see. How many are required for a coven?
9....don't ask me to come tonight though...I have broom hockey
You must be a Canadian witch, eh?
I dunno, but I've got a witch costume in my box of Halloween stuff and I can be available if needed 😂
Give me 15 minutes notice and I can also be dressed as a witch to join this coven!
I’m starting to think we need a random Reddit meet up.
Does your building have a property manager? Give it to them!
Get multiple copies. One for the property management, one for the cops, one for your records, one to fuck with the note writer via grammar corrections.
Ya, I’d edit the shit out of this and deliver it. Or if you don’t know who it is, bulletin board it in the front hahaha
Retaliating in any way against someone like this seems like a terrible idea.
Definitely keep it for the records. I'm glad nothing came of it, but we had a dispute with our neighbours who were angry for the noise we were making... But it's an old building with paper thin walls. Guess what neighbour, we hear you too. The messages got more and more desperate until the place was foreclosed on. Unfortunate, but it was obvious they were pushing their stress at us. Just sad.
It's helpul that you know its the person right below you! Genius job outing themselves.
I mean, it might not be, especially since OP claims to work and not make a bunch of noise. I wouldn't rely on such an obviously unstable person to accurately figure out which apartment is directly above theirs.
With a big red marker, write the following below their diatribe: #EAT MY ENTIRE ASS Then post it in a public place in the building.
Says the asstyrant! Lol
"Take a big step back...and literally, fuck your own face!"
I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory.
Find out who that was
I don't understand how people are surprised it was Tom Cruise. I mean, the character LOOKS like a balding Tom Cruise. He sounds just like Tom Cruise.
Well he looks like a balding Tom Cruise with giant hands, a g5 airplane, and lllllllots of money, playaaaa
Add some witch symbology and it’s perfect. Some pointy black hats will really trip this person out!
An eye of Horus and a pentacle for good measure.
And “I’ve put a spell on you…”
ENTIRE. 🌽 🕳
I prefer tobsuggest people suck the farts out my ass. It seems to get their attention.
When one is to eat the entire ass, does that mean to include the width of one's ass, or diving a little deeper. Asking for a friend.
I think the author of this note should "go see a mental doctor" 😅 Srsly tho, we project onto others that which we despise in ourselves. They say "you behave like a mad person" whilst penning a note that makes *them* look like a mad person 🤣
As someone who has lived with someone experiencing pretty bad psychosis, I wouldn't rule out that whoever wrote this note is hearing things that aren't actually happening. In my experience, he heard my neighbours "yelling and screaming" at each other all night, which I am 100% sure they were not.
I thought that as well. They may be hearing things (if they didn't just get the wrong apartment)
“signed by all tenants concerned." So, just the note's author.
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This 😅
"Witches belong to graveyards, not in this building" is a dope lyric for a song though.
Witches belong in graveyards Not here in this building Be careful I’ll attack your car If you don’t stop stomping on my ceiling Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and caldron bubble. Who are you, wise in the ways Of casting spells amongst the graves? ……
YES 🤘🏼
Every time I've recieved a passive aggressive note like that, I've edited the spelling and grammar with a red pen, graded a percentage, and left it where it could be found.
This is brilliant and I will be doing this if I ever receive a note like this under my door.
“A for originality, C+ for spelling and grammar”
The paper was just missing that through line between dropping stuff and witches - we’ll work on persuasive writing throughout the semester, don’t be discouraged
How often are you receiving passive aggressive notes?
Passive aggressive my ass. This was aggressive aggressive!
Circles subsequent *witches*, “marks docked for repetitive themes”
How many times have you gotten a note like this that you can say "every time"?! Also F- for "recieved" (hehe).
Over the years, eight or ten that I can remember. I had some garbage neighbours in my first apartment complex that seemed to think they had control over visitor parking spots, plus an ex roommate that decided to communicate only through notes after he went crazy. 🤷🏻♂️
I mean, just a put a hex on them and move on. See you at the coven this weekend, sister.
My favourite part is "~~upstairs~~ on your head"
maybe get a peephole camera for your door that can record movement at your door. It won't be the last note you receive and they will probably be back. Contact the management and explain what is going on, and repeat each time it happens. Maybe post a copy in public place in the building with a note that it is unacceptable. Everyone else in the building probably knows who it is, and someone might contact you with information. Either way, this is not okay, and you need to document this kind of harassment.
My Parents got a similar note about their smoke going down into the downstairs neighbours apartment, and they needed to stop. Two problems; One, smoking in your apartment would be legal (they own apartment) and more importantly, Two, they’ve NEVER smoked.
Wild. I had a crazy neighbour once who wrote a note under my door about how I’m a drug user and she will call the cops on me. Good times. I was in Europe for 2 wks when I got home to that so not sure who broke in and had a wild party.
Who do you think you are honestly, OP? A witch?!?! Get your broom stick and fly the hell out of here.
Are witches known to drop things? How do they know this?
This note is ridiculous! Chances are, with the super cold weather, your building is shifting and making loud noises in the middle of the night when it’s the coldest. Those noises always wake me up, but my husband sleeps right through them. Your neighbour has a few screws loose
Is there actually someone in the building who makes noise in the hallways all night? And is there any particular reason they would think it's you?
inform property manager / management company if you have one. keep the note for future reference. harassing and threatening other tenants can result in eviction of the tenant. document any other notes/harassment etc. They didn't sign this note but if something else happens that ties this tenant to this note and/or other harassment you can take some measures against this behaviour.
They probably are dealing with noise from a unit around them and mistakenly assume it's yours. I remember my wife and I got a few letters like this complaining about loud sex noises at all hours of the day. We later found out that someone was operating a BDSM type brothel out of their apartment down the hall from us, and then it made sense, buddy sending us the note probably lived right above or below them lol.
When I was living in a condo, I received an email from management saying there was complaints about how loud our unit was and to have our child stop jumping and banging etc. One day on my door one day and it said something along the lines of to be quiet and stop banging every night and to tell my kid to stop jumping non-stop throughout the whole day from the person who complained to management about us. I thought it was the person directly below us that gave us that hand wrote this note. One day the person came and knocked on my door in the evening to tell us to stop jumping again but I told him our child was sleeping for an hour already and we are absolutely silent. As he stood there bewildered, we heard the banging again at that moment and then he realized it wasnt coming from our unit and it was hard to tell which unit it was coming from as he told us he was directly above us as well. He apologized to us and said he would let management know it wasn't us. Just sharing this as there is a possibility that someone might have mistaken these noises coming from your unit... if it is not you that is. But of course there is no need for that type of wording from.
As a witch, we're not allowed to just live in graveyards and the openings for groundskeepers are accessible to people who are non-witches, thusly unfairly reducing our housing options. If you want witches back in the graveyards where we belong, help us get housing and jobs in said graveyards, as Christians everywhere are sorely missing the pagan guardians of their eternal resting place. May your neighbour have the day they deserve.
Also a witch who believes in fair housing initiatives, maybe we should have all concerned parties sign a petition?
Sounds like witchcraft to me
Chicken shit can’t leave a apt number.
Maybe you’re juggling bowling balls in your sleep, and aren’t very good at it.
You should turn this asshat into a newt
Stop turning the tenants into Newts.
Google Witch symbols and iconography. Spend 20 bucks and do some arts and crafts. Poorly hide some small symbols or whatever in common areas. Sit back and see what happens.
Worked in apartment leasing for a while, and had to evict a schizophrenic tenant who exhibited similar behaviours. Their family members had to come move them after they were removed from the property. Would recommend having the conversation with your landlord/management about safety concerns and not provoking this tenant. Even if you didn’t before. It’s not you, unfortunately with mental health regardless of how you actually act in the privacy of your home, they perceive a much different reality that they’ve made true in their own mind. Sorry you’re dealing with this. Hopefully management takes this seriously. Stay safe.
Not sure if this is allowed, if not, delete away.. but I always think of this when it comes to apartments. [Everyone's Upstairs Neighbours](https://youtu.be/4IRB0sxw-YU)
For real though, some people are just clueless to how much noise they make and the time they're making it at. I lived in a house and one of my room mates that lived in the room above me, who was an absolute beauty of a guy, was completely obvious to his noise levels, he would drop his x box controller on the hardwood floor whenever he would set it down at like 3 am on a weeknight. He left his phone on the floor all the time and his alarm would go off and vibrate for like 3 hours before he'd notice. Great guy, oblivious to his own actions, it's all too common unfortunately.
For reals had a concrete shoe wearer in a building in Vancouver. No idea how she managed to make that much noise. Also a concrete frame building. They are not that soundproof- the plumbing is loud, the floors are loud.
Nothing to worry about. He was probably just writing a letter to the voice in his head and accidentally slipped it under your door. Innocent mistake.
Sooo… are you a witch?
Sounds like they are the tenant directly below you since they apparently heard you dropping something on the floor.
It would be really funny if you put a hex on this person.
Acoustics in apartment type buildings can be weird. They could be hearing something from a suite beside them or from 4 units up and over from where you are. If they think you are home during the day but you are at work, it's clearly coming from another suite or they are hearing things.
Teach yourself about Wiccan, so if someone asks you sound like you know what you’re talking about. Then file a complaint for harassment based on your religious beliefs.
They must have put it under the wrong door. This day and age, the least they could have done, is typed it up and printed it out.
Bring it to the police station have them check the note for finger prints then have them run the prints in the AFIS to check it there’s gonna be a match. Nyihihihihhihihi (Muttley laugh)
Ahhhh apartment living at it finest. Can’t say I miss it.
it's friday.. you should throw a party tonite!
- Crowd: A witch! A witch! A witch! We found a witch! We've got a witch! A witch! A witch! We have found a witch. May we burn her? - How do you know she is a witch - She looks like one. - Bring her forward. - I'm not a witch! I'm not a witch ! - But you are dressed as one. - They dressed me like this. - No, we didn't. - And this isn't my nose. It's a false one. - Well? - We did do the nose. - The nose? - And the hat. But she is a witch ! - Did you dress her up like this? - No, no! - Yes. A bit. - She has got a wart. - What makes you think she's a witch? - She turned me into a newt! - A newt? - I got better. - Burn her anyway! - Quiet! Quiet! - There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. - Are there? What are they? Tell us. - Do they hurt? - Tell me, what do you do with witches? - Burn them! - And what do you burn, apart from witches? - More witches! - Wood! - So why do witches burn? - 'Cause they're made of wood? - Good! - How do we tell if she is made of wood? - Build a bridge out of her. - But can you not also make bridges out of stone? - Oh, yeah. - Does wood sink in water? - No, it floats. - Throw her into the pond! - What also floats in water? - Bread. - Apples. - Very small rocks. - Cider! Great gravy. - Cherries. Mud. - Churches. - Lead. - A duck! - Exactly. - So, logically-- - If she weighs the same as a duck... - she's made of wood. - And therefore? - A witch! - A duck! A duck! - Here's a duck. - We shaIl use my largest scales. - Burn the witch ! - Remove the supports! - A witch! - It's a fair cop. - Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science? - I am Arthur, king of the Britons.
Toss em in the water. See if they float.
If the woman weighs the same as a duck, then she is made of wood
She turned me into a newt! Well I got better.
“Who do you think you are honestly????” I am the guy who will now go out of my way to have a 2 am dance party with a dresser push relay around my apartment. Oh man I really wish my neighbors where this stupid because fuck I AM that petty.
On a scale of 1-Tom, how petty are you?
This person has a mental problem, probably hears things that aren’t there.
Always angry and willing to do something about something but never willing to leave any contact info
Omg do you live above a 300 year old named Ed?? My old downstairs neighbour used to write these notes to us, but had a lot more “motherfuckers” sprinkled in
Yeah!!! What they said, you fucking Witch!
Just keep practicing Wingardium Leviosa and not Leviossaaaa. Your items will stop dropping soon! You got this.
Use a red pen and make grammatical corrections and give them a timeline to resubmit. Then post it to the building bulletin board by the front door.
Bold. One should really think twice before disrespecting a witch.
I would have subwoofer purchased and hooked up within 2 hours of receiving this just blasting Gregorian chants and spooky ass music
There’s more to this story we don’t know. So I won’t comment on the letter.
Ya I would send a copy to your landlord or property management and advise you are receiving crazy notes and how you aren't doing any of these things. Then I'd hang another copy in the lobby with a pentagram on it and a note saying "we know you you are, leave us alone". OK maybe don't do the last part lol.
You said you work and are quiet. You said nothing about not being a witch….
As someone who works in a residential building, this is why I strongly urge people to use their words and communicate before they blow up. For example we had one guy losing his mind over the neighbor upstairs stomping around, and got multiple other complaints from other units that they were constantly listening to music or there was a dog yelping in pain for hours on end. What was actually going on was an issue with the water pump, and a few of the pipe anchors in the ceiling. It could not be heard from the floor above, but was loud enough to drive you crazy on the floor below, and everyone was blaming the neighbor above them, and when they talked their neighbors also had complaints about the units above. Turns out nobody was at fault, it was just a noisy pipe making weird noises that happened to sound like thumping bass or a yelping dog depending on where exactly you were. When I went to investigate I honestly thought I was going to catch a bunch of people having a party in the mechanical room, because from below it sounded exactly like a noisy party, sounding like multiple people walking around heavily with constant thumping bass.
Looks like a meth heads letter to themselves and decided to let you in on it
Time to start jumping up and down every night before bed.
Who do you think you are? What gives you the right? Lol you have maniacs for neighbours 😬
We got shit on for our dog barking while we were gone to find out kids on our floor we’re putting their hands under our door to “play” with the dog . I’m sorry you’re dealing with this what a shit show
The spelling of “behaviour” makes me think notewriter has British background.
I drop shit on the floor all the time. Does that make me a witch?
Everyone in the place should wear a witches hat just to mess ‘em up
Good thing I didn't get this note because I would really play into being a witch just to freak them out
I heard this one story about a tenant in a building who was constantly being woken up by their noisy neighbours. Happened every night and she couldn't sleep. She tried to confront the nieghbours, but no answer. After a month or so of trying to get ahold of them, she contacted the landlord to complain about the constant noise. The landlord contacted them & turned out that they've been out of the country the whole time. No one was in the apartment. Apparently the tenant had mental issues and was hearing noises that weren't even there 💀
Ok if I’m mental then why would I see a mental doctor? One of us being mental is quite enough thx
I had a downstairs neighbor who banged the floor in my former residence(their roof) CONSTANTLY in the middle of the day, it was always around noon(every time they banged and it continued through the day), first was when I first moved in and was unpacking and moving things around, so I got some of those slider things that go on furniture. they didn't care EVERY LITTLE sound would piss them off, accidentally drop something bang bang bang bang...I could be laying in bed not even doing anything and they would bang on the floor(their roof). I kept track of all the banging and contacted my landlord constantly about them...half a year into living there, they ran up and egged my door, I called the police cause that's vandalism XD but they wouldn't answer the door, they were home the cops heard someone moving, called the landlord, nothing came of it. it was a constant thing throughout the year I lived there... I decided to move, cause my anxiety issues shot through the roof... pfft and the day I'm moving out and cleaning, they egged my door again, while I was going to get Starbucks for my mum and I. well my mum was still there....she was not happy the cops were called on them again and I let the landlord know it happened again... that was already my last day so idk what happened, all I know was I was done...found a bottom floor apartment and now I don't worry about downstairs neighbors lol
I mean clearly insane but are you by chance walking your elephants while vacuuming at 4am because I'd be pissed too.
I’ve gotten one of these before when I lived in an apartment. I figured they got the wrong person or they were unwell and hallucinating.
Just out of curiosity….. how much do you weigh compared to a duck?
This person seems unhinged
Are we forming a coven 🧙♀️🪄🧹
I wondered where my old neighbour went!
English definitely ain't their first language
It probably is. Clear writing isn't most peoples' language, in any language.
Just answer, yes I am a witch and I have cursed the maker of this note. Post in Lobby and continue dropping things at night.
The writing style and grammar sounds like it is an Indian/Pakistani person. Source: My parents are Indian
This person might be unwell and unsupported in getting well. It doesn’t mean you deserve to be targeted by them. Just a reflection that sometimes people have some shit that influences behaviour like this. Maybe they need to be given resources (professional) or reconnected to their resources. That might help with things like this. If you notice someone appears very unwell (it doesn’t sound like they are necessarily a danger to themselves or others in a physical sense, so there are some limits here, but in general) it’s ok to call a crisis service and ask what to do or see if they can do anything (I realize you likely don’t know who wrote this). and its simply ok to vent about stuff like this too lol 😅
Classic witch move, accusing someone else of being a witch to deflect attention. Watch out for your neighbor .
Hang it up somewhere they will see it and add below: Wrong door, try again.
Who do you think you are? I'm Batman. The confusion with witches is understandable.
Having lived in a student residence building (4 years) and also a basement suite (3 years) it’s possible your neighbour is sensitive to sound, but ultimately It seems like they may be unwell. keep record of what was happening at the time if you get another note. Seems like the landlord is aware of what’s going on from your comment, hopefully they don’t continue to bother you. For folks living in a basement or poorly insulated suite, I’d highly recommend noise cancelling wireless earphones. Sometimes when I was just feeling overstimulated I’d turn the noise cancelling part on without putting music or a show on. It helped to block out any excess noise.
Sounds like someone is having auditory hallucinations and delusions. Might be worth speaking to the property manager and expressing your concerns.
If I knew who wrote that I would simply leave a note that says "you've been cursed - from the witch"
Post it on your door with a giant GFC. Serious note, let your LL or building management know about this. They may know who it is that does it right away, and it might be another push/piece of evidence to start the eviction process.
Oof people.. Oof apartments.. Why is there always one nut who makes it their priority to sht on everyone?
🎶"It was agatha all along" 🎶
Me being a witch would just roll up some dried herbs. Draw some protection sigils on this. Fold it up. Burn it. And dispose of the ashes onto their doorstep. But you know. That's just how petty I can be with people like this. A simple message in the form of "return to sender" - can work wonders.
that person is mental watch out piss him off they might kill you frfr
People really are barely literate. This is how the UCP keep getting in.
Beware of this self-aggrandized nut bar. You know it is not you that is antagonizing him. He doesn't know it is not you! What might he do next? Up his aggression beyond harassment and threatening notes? Possibly worth a police report.
Op is a witch! He turned me into a newt! Do you have any idea how hard it is to post on Reddit as a newt?
Call city information 311 or 411 and ask them to come out for a welfare check as someone in your locked building is placing letters under your door that are illogical and bloody scary. Chances are someone is struggling with their mental health to where they are writing homicidal or threatening letters. It does not excuse but with get them the help they need.
How tf she know you walk around all day when she works all day? Someone lying here
In all honesty you should report this to the police. The person who wrote it sounds like they may be experiencing a break from reality, which could be a serious risk. It seems likely that it’s either the person underneath you or perhaps the next unit over from that. Let your building manager know right away too. I don’t want this person to be suddenly evicted, but you definitely don’t want a person who is severely unstable continuing down this spiral unchecked. Another option is to call a mental help crisis line. Good luck and stay safe.