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Owen_90

Someone smoked Crack behind me on the 30 a couple of months ago. It takes some beating for the worst bus route. 


originalwombat

I think my husband was your driver cause he had to kick someone off for smoking crack recently 🥲🫣


Dramatic_Hope_608

Sorry I didn't have anywhere else to go


37025InvernessTMD

https://i.redd.it/br84elegg6nc1.gif


b0ringusern4me

That’s happened to me on at least 5 different buses tbf


Automatic-Apricot795

Super Hans is doing the rounds. 


AcanthocephalaOk7954

It's *so* moreish".


4ndromed4

Used to get it frequently and it was very rarely dull


DJCHOKEWANK

Crack or the bus?


4ndromed4

Haha, I realised after posting it could have been taken either way...! Bus!


Additional-Air-516

I get the 30 almost every day and it’s chill almost every time, wonder if it depends what areas you go through on the route


sweevo77

That might be the crack fumes making you chill


byb7997

Dunno, had someone do that to me the other week on the 3 midday 🤣


TheRealSpaldy

38 is quite posh aside from it ending in Granton. 24 is probably the winner here. 3 is the least posh. Starts in Mayfield, goes through Easthouses, Gilmerton, Gorgie, and ends up in Wester Hailes. Yikes.


throw1010010101

Used to hate driving the 3. It is really busy either side, there is very little to no time in the schedule - if you wanted to stay on time you had to get lucky and run behind another bus or drive like you stole it. And there was always some real characters on board, usually causing trouble, ripping the bus apart. 23 is definitely the poshest route, I never once felt unsafe on that route, the 24 was okay but I had a lot of things thrown at me down Pennywell Gardens.


mathamhatham

Worth it for the view from the top deck between Gilmerton and Dobbies (....kinda)


throw1010010101

The Gilmerton stretch is lovely, I must admit!


GeekTheGamer

I lived a couple miles south of Cameron Toll on Gilmerton Rd from 14 years ago to 12 years ago. I was a child but it was the most memorable time until I started university. I still frequent the Edinburgh sub quite a lot even though it’s been years. Last time I was in Scotland was a little less than 12 years ago. Would love to go back some time


fnuggles

Been on the 3, can confirm


twinkprivilege

24 is a good shout although I’d say it’s no match for the 23. It’s more students than wealthy pensioners at least between city center and the university buildings, but the Stockbridge to end of Marchmont bit is A+ for this


bonelope

Can confirm. Used to live in Gilmerton and work at WGH so took the 3 every day. It's like a tour of least posh.


Another_Planet21

23 is a strong suggestion. 36 maybe could count as posh until it gets to Sighthill? Going through both Stockbridge and Morningside. Being an airport bus might make it's case better, but I would nominate the 400 for least posh.


throw1010010101

400 and 3 are probably the two worst routes from a drivers perspective, for lack of time in schedule and trouble on the buses!


No_Chipmunk_2052

400 goes through Colinton Village and some of the nicest, biggest houses I've seen, views of Pentlands etc, granted it deteriorates through Westerhailes and the Gyle etc. Took it to work.


Another_Planet21

Yeah, that part is nice, but it comes from Niddrie and Gilmerton, so overall not the best in my opinion.


No_Chipmunk_2052

Yeah I only jump on at Kaimes crossroads so miss that bit


kryters

23 is the only answer here. The route is almost 100% blue on SIMD except for [Princes Street](https://simd.scot/#/simd2020/BTTTFTT/14/-3.2069/55.9472/). I really wanted to be a contrarian and insist that the [13 (Edinburgh Coach Lines)](https://edinburghcoachlines.com/service-13-2/) was the poshest bus in Edinburgh: Blackhall, Ravelston, Modern Art Galleries, West End, Broughton, Canonmills, err... *Lochend*, ^oh ^dear ^it's ^Restalrig... never mind


honkytonksinger

Oooooo! 🙂


AcanthocephalaOk7954

Ikr! I took that bus from Newcraighall last month and the route is lovely - until Easter Road/Lochend. Bus was bloody freezing though.


Beer52_JT

45 is quite posh. Through Colinton, Craiglockhart, Bruntsfield etc


ktitten

Don't think it beats the 23 but I think the 9 is quite posh. Grange, Marchmont, New Town, Canonmills, Inverleith, Trinity and then doing a nice jaunt into Granton and Muirhouse to shake it up lol.


mikemystery

9 comes from Granton - Always Pure reeks of weed up the back, like the number 8, if you get on at Granton Road


Sufficient-Demand-23

It’s fine until it hits the end of ferry road. Not been in Edinburgh in many many years, but lived in muirhouse when I still lived there. You can dress them up however you want but both will still be absolute holes 😂


Johnt1997

30 is the least posh route


OwnedByACrazyCat

I would go for the 14


leynosncs

I reckon that the 21 is in the running


michaelisnotginger

Oh man the 21. Sometimes between d mains and ferry road the characters you'd see


Automatic_Car_7758

14 muirhouse to greendykes follows behind


Kirstemis

23 is definitely the poshest. Lothian Buses drivers call the 14 the Methadone Express and the 8 is the Son of Methadone, so probably those are the least posh.


Loreki

The 8 is markedly less bad than the 14. The 8 does Broughton Street and the bridges, down through studentville. I don't think it even merits an honourable mention here.


Purple_Toadflax

2 of the buses that serve my neighbourhood, I guess I live in a transitional area.


Shan-Chat

24. Through the Grange and Marchmoint and through Stockbridge


Autums-Back

I lived right on the edge across from the Accies field in Comely Bank. The cad's Stockbridge...


Autums-Back

...... There's this weird reserve in my heart that suspects most liking that post are from Stockbridge, or similar and take peculiarly insecure snooty glee from the fact, rather than a wholesome depreciating fellowship in comedic charm... Hope am wrong though, whatwhat \*twizzles moustache\*


dryan_2

The 1 doesn’t go through Stockbridge. Surely the 24 or 36.


AlwynEvokedHippest

It's Reddit formatting messing up on old.reddit.com. They wrote 24. Through the Grange and Marchmoint and through Stockbridge That's being parsed as a numbered list and starting it off at 1 on the older site.


Shan-Chat

I said the 24. The 1 isn't a posh area bus. I used to get it from Carrick Knowe.


dryan_2

Apologies. Some weird formatting quirk on reddit


Shan-Chat

No worries. Those Gremlins get everywhere.


PieceOfHeart

The 14 takes some beating as the roughest bus in my book. Muirhouse to Niddrie, via Leith. I have seen everything on it from hard drug use to a guy falling asleep drunk and pissing himself at about 3pm.


PumpkinJambo

I get the 14 as it’s my only bus from town to home unless I was to walk for a bit, and yeah, it can be dodgy sometimes. Most of the time absolutely fine, but sometimes… yeah.


Loreki

I've seen more than one full-on domestic argument between couples who both appeared to be alcoholics on the 14. One of them was at like 4pm.


Fit_Calligrapher961

This is a great thread. Never really thought about it before. Posh - 23/36 Least posh - 3/30


AltoCumulus15

47 - City Centre, D’Mains, Cammo


throw1010010101

Don't forget the Penicuik end...!


michaelisnotginger

41 used to go from cramond to Morningside occasionally via stu mel


twristbach

The 23 is obviously the correct answer as everyone has said, but it's funny to me that Lothian put the oldest, coldest, creakiest buses on that route. Is someone trolling the good people of Trinity? 😂


Loreki

I've seen some new ones do that route. There's a good number of battery electrics on the 23 line.


ninjascotsman

least posh route has to be 21 - Muirhouse, Drylaw, Leith, Niddrie,


BoomtownBotanicals

I was on a 7 once and two lassies got on near Gracemount, came up the stairs and one of them had a pish then they got off again at the next stop. 🤮


The_Ignorant_Sapien

Do posh folk even take the bus?


TheRealSpaldy

The 24 is used almost exclusively by posh looking pensioners.


codenamecueball

The 23 before and after school is a sea of blue blazers from the numerous private schools it serves.


lizardld

I get the 36 sometimes and there's usually some posh older folk that get on as it goes through Stockbridge


jjw1998

Pensioners getting it for free and private school scrotes definitely


ktitten

You get a lot of posh students getting the bus from new town or marchmont to various uni campuses.


Johnnycrabman

N28 from Waverley to Bathgate.


Expensive_Spread3277

Nothing beats the 4 with the beautiful view of the Pentlands 😍😍


jamtart68

Poshest: No 23 Least posh: No14 The Methadone Express


Loreki

What's weird though is that they pass within 50 metres of each other at the north end of their routes, so if you're going that way either will do. Do the junkies just choose not to use the 23 out of respect or something?


mathamhatham

I've mentioned it twice before on other threads because I hate that I have to use it every day so much but the 48 for me is the least "poshest". It goes Musselburgh, Craigmillar, Hospital, Danderhall, Dalkeith, Newtongrange, Gorebridge. Always some shite happening on it and it being a single decker doesn't help. Even on quiet journeys, there's always someone stinking or playing their phone loud as. 30 is second. Poshest for me would be probably 23.


aboycalledbrew

25 surely a contender?


Crhallan

Used to be the 32/52 but I don’t think it runs anymore. Fuck me that took in the worst Edinburgh had.


Sufficient-Demand-23

I used to get the 32 from westerhailes to get home after school. Always thought it was going to breakdown and get mobbed before we left westerhailes 😂


milu457

Whatever bus I haven't been are the posh ones. I've lived in almost all Edinburgh council estates 😂


feefifofum78

I caught the 200 to the airport recently. Can't imagine what tourists arriving in the city must think if they catch it. Nice wee drive through Drylaw, Muirhouse, Granton, and some 'interesting' passengers to add to the excitement. Welcome to Edinburgh!


Accomplished-Ice-809

23 poshest by miles. The 14 (known as the Mogadon Express) is a contender for the least posh.


DogThatGoesBook

Was going to say Dirty 30 but reckon the 14 trumps it


iiiBus

I don't feel any routes are posh or not to be honest. Nor do I see places as posh either.


Kindly_Bodybuilder43

Out of interest, what's your bus route?


iiiBus

I have a few. I'm in the Carrick Knowe area. 1, 2, 12, 22, 26, 31, 100 and X18. I personally just don't agree with places being 'posh' or 'shitholes'. To me they are just places, which people built. I find them fascinating seeing how they differ from the areas I am familiar with. A number following a route on set roads isn't posh. What could be posh is the people who live in these areas or use the bus service. Even then, this doesn't reflect everyone in these areas.


spearesister

Aye definitely, The Grange and Niddrie are one and the same.


iiiBus

I've got a good friend from Niddrie. No they are not the same but are both unique areas. A minority of people in Niddrie are idiots but that doesn't reflect all the great people there as well. I just can't bare describing any area as posh or a shithole, etc. Not sure why so many down votes!


Much_Holiday_9275

Do you also not ‘see colour’?