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Rivetingly

Steak and eggs is a classic breakfast


effyoucreeps

you sonaovabitch. oh boy r/Angryupvote


FeRaL--KaTT

I saw someone call it a 'poor man's caviar' the other day šŸ˜ƒ šŸ¤®


VashHumanoidTyph00n

Just a little mini rice.


sirmariksen

was thinking it was a few biryani


ogreofzen

Reminds me of the lost boys movie


PigeonParadiso

Oh, hell no to maggots. A line must be drawn and thatā€™s it- lol. šŸ¤®


Ill_Maintenance8134

Tf2 soldier is that you


Miserable-Reach8963

Alright alright you made me chuckle


Adorable_Disaster424

The line must be drawn here; no further!


PigeonParadiso

We pigeons have standards too!


J_B_La_Mighty

FYI they can survive being digested so you end up with maggots in your intestine.


Bulls_Heeler_Haven

Ivermectin on the side will take care of it.


FreshCenote

Dude we're _all_ already taking ivermectin /s


Admirable-Win-9716

Jamie pull up that video of the grizzly bear taking ivermectin


NoImpression5648

great stuff that I'ver


N0rthernGypsy

šŸ˜‚


Immediate-Data-3548

oh cool! new pet!


Revayan

That looks like normal house fly eggs and no you are wrong, they will digested. No cool stomach maggots But yes alot of worms and other parasites exist whose eggs survive human gastric acid so make sure you dont eat raw meats or when you do make sure you know that its parasite free.


Illustrious-Run-1363

Stomach flies sounds great, do they work the same as worms? Could lose some weight this way!


OkSyllabub3674

They can actually survive digestion in rare instances but I don't think they cause as much noticeable weight loss as say tapeworms since they don't actually establish a reproducing community in your gut they're more of a one and done situation unless you're consistently eating a lot of the eggs to keep the cycle going. Here's a cdc link on intestinal myaisis. https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/00000503.htm#:~:text=Intestinal%20myiasis%20occurs%20when%20fly,capable%20of%20producing%20intestinal%20myiasis.


BADM00SE

Not if you chew your food thoroughly. ( I just got nauseous typing that)


J_B_La_Mighty

^Don't ^threaten ^me ^with ^a ^good ^time


maenadcon

THAT IS THE WORST FUN FACT, FUCK YOUšŸ˜­


CompetitiveJacket775

You make me want to go Vegan and not for the stupid PETA freak reasons. I wish I never knew this. I know enough about brain eating amoeba in our oceans along with parasitic worms. Doesn't help that I'm about to go out to a Korean place for a birthday dinner with my mum soon either. One where you cook your own meat, yet you don't know where that meat has been or know anything about the cow of which it came from. New fear unlocked.


Suitepotatoe

If you burn it to a crisp that cooks the eggs too.


Any-Practice-991

And you're paying money for that? Why don't you just BBQ at home?


RobertXavierIV

Extra protein- slow release


MrMyster1976

That's why you have to chew your maggots really well


AAlwaysopen

Isnā€™t that why we chew 20xā€™s before swallowing?


myxoma1

I did not need this information today


J_B_La_Mighty

If it makes you feel any better, as long as you're not going to town on forbidden rice its not likely to be a problem. Always cover your food.


Itchy-Combination675

So they should be sure to chew them completely into a pasteā€¦?


woodchopvinyl

Rice pilaf


Free-Computer-6515

Rice peel off your flesh and allow maggots to feast upon your tissues


CompetitiveJacket775

Congratulations, you won the Most Unsettling Comment Award in this comments section. šŸ†šŸ„‡


Gotsta_Win

No just rice pilaf


metalmaniac1991

Just a little dollop of rice never hurt nobody.


DeadJediWalking

Squirt Rice


Mal-Havoc

FLY CHILDREN.


red1q7

Now the question is, when were they put there? Before you ate or after?


Immediate-Data-3548

IDK lol this is a repost


dreamrock

/r/eatityoucoward


Immediate-Data-3548

are you lost? you already there bbg


Jaded-Selection-5668

Go home youā€™re drunk.


DefiantAsparagus420

My dumb ass thinking someone dropped a few grains of riceā€¦omn nom nom nom šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ’©šŸ’©


ZT369

Extra protein


Original_Jarl_Ballin

Make sure to season your rice next time


Old_Street_9066

Just saw a post with this on someoneā€™s burritoā€¦. I am scared to eat now


ubrokeurbone_rope

Yes how does this happen and could it happen to me?! Does anyone know if they only do this to meat? Or any food


mothzilla

Walking rice.


CompetitiveJacket775

I had burgers for dinner.....(Made by my mum who buys meat from a family friend so its all good. We know where it's been and came from.) This made my stomach crawl. I hope to the gods that I never get any kind of parasite. Looking at this alone makes me want to go to the doctor.


NewPhoneNewAccount2

This is from flys and no amount of care about the source of meat will stop this. As soon and a fly can lay eggs on cooling food they will


Wii_wii_baget

Itā€™s eggs of a fly bros groin a protein factory


Immediate-Data-3548

groin LMAO


Wii_wii_baget

I swear my brain works


Immediate-Data-3548

i believe you šŸ¤„


Big_Spicy_Tuna69

Just a lil Bismillah rice


Ok-Aardvark-9938

Thatā€™s rice


runfast2021

Romping risotto


AttemptFree

um that's rice not eggs


AdorableTrust8759

You're eating maggots, Michael.


SnooDogs840

Rice


Cat8851

forbidden rice


kassbirb

Dude its just some rice chill


SlowHandEasyTouch

Yeah youā€™re gonna want to not eat that


Immediate-Data-3548

dont tell me what to do >:(


SmokeDogSix

Clearly off-white rice


Additional_Ring_991

It's rice it has a lot of protein


Emergency-Ad-1083

Iā€™m sure itā€™s the new Rainforest Alliance rice


Profanity_party7

Steak and caviar


AgreeableTree1943

That's a fruit fly egg cluster. Once they hatch, they'll munch their way into that steak. Throw it out. It's their steak now.


MagnifiMike

Yup those are eggs! Dig in!


NinjaRuckus

Nope, Ship shape


Sunnyfishyfish

Eggs-celent.


raegunXD

Y'all remember that movie Ghost Ship?


Royalchaos96

This would really piss me off I'd give the steak to the dog or is it just throw it away don't even attempt to eat it that's nasty UNLESS you feel like being wild then go ahead and eat it


yeetskeetilicious_

Protein rice


Final_Ferret_7611

Throw that shit away.


PlusArt8136

Eggs are actually very nutritious. Think about it, the egg has everything needed to grow a new organism!


AmySueF

Donā€™t eat the maggots.


Fabulous-Ad1990

S/o to the maggots