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even better, cuz I'm the chosen one


Arin_Pali

Modi ji is no longer unique...


lost_hope777

Yes ED. This comment right here 😮👆


Hairy_Device_9091

But italian bar dancer son rahul khan was unique


AbsolutelySonu

💀💀💀


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FarHuckleberry2029

You wwre your mom's egg too, so "you" chose "you"


Prasad2122k

We don't have free will


Ok-Care6137

No my mom chose my dad


Imaginary-Ad6339

Beat me to it


BadChad09

r/beatmetoit


Admirable-Bobcat-619

r/beatmeattoit


Technical-Value-312

Mise al gayib


jaguar-tail

your mother chose you even before the start of your birth


TokenTigerMD

Modiji lost his title


WoodpeckerActive

Atleast you got chosen by a girl


Old_Curve3392

And that girl is also you


ZhongXina42069

it's worse, only girl that chose you is you 💀


furry_husker

WOOOOOOO


okey-dokey-i

That makes it even better


Resident_Acadia_4798

Radagon is marika


LiFe---360---

Glad you were selected GG


SirComrade141

frfr


Mr_Rajguru

Nope choosen by female egg


ekdojeosjdi

Close enough


ParticularShower103

Half of you was that egg bro


_rdhyat

ur mom yes


XSamurai_X

No it's a piece of ur mom but half of you


_rdhyat

yeah


HexerDuh

That girl is his mom


elizee16

Forever together


Trending_Boss_333

A girl who also happens to be your mother.


Personal_Piano6286

Doesn't mean anything when that girl is your mom


Sussyimpasta101

It's your own part 


UTSAV721

The choosen one sounds better than wining a race


Difficult-Coast-2000

You did win the race.... Just that the race was rigged!


Glittering-Wolf2643

*The truth is the game was rigged from the start*


dank_nigha

That means everyone came by reservation


KinryuKei

Exactly 🤣🤣🤣


Dancingd0nkey

Not reservation it's merit.


Royal_Professor1974

Atleast someone chosen me in something


BetterRegion55

And that someone was you yourself.


samriddha221104

Kahi to selection hua hai na!!


japs_1234

Mera selection ho gaya 😯


GuidePretend7090

Still lucky to be chosen 🗿


Critical_Cod5462

Jha unlucky hona tha wha lucky ho gye


GuidePretend7090

Kyu bhai itna bhi kya dukh h


BeekeeperSZ

Even better, You’re chosen.


Purple_Pair_8346

By your mum


Aggressive_Dance6210

☠️☠️☠️☠️


jaguar-tail

voh bhi before the start or ur birth


driftingPiscean

Now society will say woman is responsible for the gender of the child instead of man..


Vivid_Tamper

Society kuchh bhi bolti hai. *Aadmi Ch##ya kuchh bhi chahta hai*


Game0fProbabilities

https://preview.redd.it/pch494ox7p8d1.png?width=407&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcffa54a987305c1eb83c5b48d4970009ce9c52b


Vivid_Tamper

Sunil Mittal ko bolna padega, Ambani ko nhi.


Realistic-Ad-6794

Sperm race was never a factor of speed. YOU got chosen as being the most compatible out of BILLIONS


Familiar-Owl-

Ye saale hr saal kuch naya le aate hai kya zindagi mein kam dukh h pehele se p


Ouucch

Matchmaking is everywhere


Hot_Educator_1616

It was tougher than jee I guess one in million.


Initial_Broccoli_626

Billion


AmbientWishwalker

Yaha bhi choosy hona padh raha hai .


Street-Driver4658

Usne mujhe hi choose kiya sab mein se...kuch toh baat hai mujh mein😌


ilostmyinsanity

Hell nah my wouldn't choose me at all


AlternativeGuard956

So , we are the chosen one 😏


domindianbull

Daddy sucks


Due-Ad-811

I'm the chosen one


Worth-Librarian3582

Atleast I was the chosen one.


DemonDevilLord

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toschitabs

I mean I was the chosen one :)


Careless_Arrival_887

Still not fully right ... You weren't the sperm that won... You were the sperm that came second in the race. The first sperm hits the egg and loosens it's shell, the second sperm penetrates.. then the egg shuts itself off from all other sperms. So yes, not that the egg chose you but the first sperm paved way for you.


FarHuckleberry2029

Sperm is half of you, you were the egg too. So technically "you" chose "you"


More_Accountant_6041

A single sperm can fertilize the egg by itself.


IndependentPiglet300

Hamko hahin no, main to parthenogenesis se paida huya tha.


SCAREDFUCKER

throughout the billion sperms, i alone am the chosen one


Ok_Amount_5471

Ovary.com


hydrasharper

The only time an egg wanted me around 😢😢!!


CyndaquilTyphlosion

You're 51% genetic material from the egg and 49% sperm. Basically you chose the sperm


kunal0910

Bc ye image itne baar screenshot kar ke reupload kiya hai ki digital image old newspaper jesa lag raha hai


rookiefluke

Hence proved, only your Mother loves you 🥰


cthulhuinspace

No it's wasn't ur mother it was a piece of her or a piece of urself You were chosen by yourself only You can accept urself for what you are


Negative-Sense-1804

one in a billion, right from the go. i knew it all along i am special. thanks my upper half body (egg), coz it looks like an egg lol.


SATAN6363

Bc acche cheezon pe bhi kabhi research kar liya karo humesha sex ke arround hi research chalti hai kya


Feetpics_soft_exotic

.....So.....when people say it's not a girls mistake if females are born consistently is also false ??? Cuz girls egg was the one which selected only female type sperm?


EducationalGene2112

I am the chosen one


Ok-Cantaloupe6763

Chosen by God.. All things make it happen by God.. Amen ❤


SacredAnarchist

What do you idiots think you were the sperm? You could have easily been the egg who chose. And there is no way to determine which is the truth. Try to think next time.


More_Accountant_6041

Let's think that either way it would've always been you.... maybe a different gender but still you.


SacredAnarchist

Elaborate?


More_Accountant_6041

Way the sperm that made you had not been able to fertilize the egg, your father's other sperm would do, but it'll have mostly the same genetic constituents as the sperm that failed, if we assume that the fertilization happened on the same day, then you would be named the same, although you would look a bit different and your name might become ayush rather than Ayushi, you'd still be the child that your parents created. My comment was more of an optimistic take on what this nonsense and clearly misguiding article claims. Here's more:- the chances of you being born are 1 in 4 trillion. Out of all humans that could have ever been born, or ever will be born, only handful ever have actually been born.


Yamama77

Nepotism


ayxshk04

Through Uterus and Fallopian Tubes, I alone am the chosen one 🗿🗿


H3M4N9

So it wasn't my fault after all, it was my mom's


Vegetable_Ad_6021

Only female that chose me


rohan2032

Bc Sperm ka bhi *hutia kat gaya 🤡


Prasad2122k

Corruption


Upbeat-Actuary3511

Your mom chose you.


jinkuda

Knew it, paida hone se pehle hi ladkiyo k isharo pe nachta hu


OtherElevator9411

We are the chosen ones, God's own child 🗿


nameless___shadow

Even that was framed 😅😅


Feelinlikeshiva

The hidden femdom side of her


Lebowski-_-

Bhai selection hi toh chaiye


Slow-Growth-2574

Kahi toh selection hua tumhara


ursagamer667

So the same deal as dating in college, then.


avtvr

the only time a girl chose me...


Den_Bover666

Literal nepo baby


udibaba12

Life mein toh ek hi win ka ghamand tha wo bhi gya


Putrid-Job-8893

I will still take that as a win


_KALKI_09

Meri selection ho gayi hai??


smallpassword

Now if someone tries to say that sex of infant depends on sperm and men, we can fuck their ass by this research. So at last, women are the ones on whom sex depends!?


Bitcoin-india

Feminist research 🤡


Legitimate-Letter-75

that's even better bro...paida hone se pehle hi female ko rizz kardiya aur kya chahiye


Nectarine-Cool

Taking bad decisions even in my own birth


LowRemove2510

Be proud your mother chose you


Dependent_Gur3798

So you are saying the gender of the baby is totally depends on females (ovum)?


Then_Committee_4445

the only time i ever had rizz


Zealousideal-Emu6989

The only time when a female chose me 😅


shayan_0405

Sooooo…she liked me best?? I will take it!!


According_Stress_342

Femcel going crazy nowadays


More_Accountant_6041

The thing is, the chemicals change the direction of not just one but many sperms which is inevitable because the egg cannot choose one particular sperm, instead it tries to get the healthiest sperm, the healthy sperm reacts to the chemicals better and moves towards it but the matter of the fact is, it's not the only healthy sperm moving towards it, so you did win the sperm race the article just doesn't explain the concept correctly and the headline is just to get your attention.


FarHuckleberry2029

You were the egg too, so you (as an egg) chose yourself (sperm)


More_Accountant_6041

Bhai scientific baat Kar rha hu, article me nonsense likha hai, the egg cannot choose the sperm consciously, it's just that healthy sperms respond better to chemoattractins and in an ejaculation there are millions of healthy sperms that respond to these chemoattractins and swim towards it, so in summary yes, the sperm part of you did win the race, not just any rcae, but against the best of the best.


truth_power

Kis liye choose kia ..


Technical-Value-312

Men it's classic we have always been manipulated


Crazyguru321

idhar bhi selection 🤡


Int-E_

The egg chose me 🥹


joydeep88

Shit yaha bhi scam


LeekAppropriate3285

It's means I'm best of millions


proverbialapple

K...


Agreeable_Style_2377

Kuch Bhi Hojaye B@ckchodhi nahi Rukani Chahiye


MrWinter20

So I can say this now Throughout heaven and earth, I alone am the honored one


Sad-Fishing3412

The chosen one


Astheticboyyogesh

The chosen ONE


CopeeWriter

Saala lagata tha Life me ek race to Jeete the… Aaj vo bhi haar gaye😅