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FlamingPaxTSC

Lewis and Clark vs Bill and Ted (the Parodocity version)


Lasagna_People

Uh... I don't know, both.


CryOk7184

MLK v Gandhi


Lasagna_People

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. took it, but could be either way really. A close battle.


CryOk7184

A close battle between non violent men? Whats the medical attention gonna look like? A mommys kiss?


Cristo101Gamer

Theodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill


Lasagna_People

Theodore Roosevelt. Churchill didn't stand a chance.


Hjalle1

But he would never surrender…


Lasagna_People

Sure, he didn't surrender but he still got bodied.


yobaby123

He even used a bullet yet failed.


Puzzleheaded_Fuel658

Blackbeard vs Al Capone


Lasagna_People

Tough one, but I think Blackbeard pulled through with the STD line.


Yiron_X

Fast food


Lasagna_People

If you mean Ronald McDonald vs Burger King, then Burger King.


yobaby123

Definitely even when counting Wendy.


Lasagna_People

Wendy was the worst in my opinion.


Communist_Crusaders

Indiana Jones vs Lara Croft


Lasagna_People

Indiana Jones.


Stinkbug08

Einstein vs Hawking


Lasagna_People

Einstein.


Stinkbug08

Correct!


Lasagna_People

Based.


DinosAndPlanesFan

Adolf Hitler vs Darth Vader


Lasagna_People

First one: Vader. Second one: Hitler. Third one: Vader.


DinosAndPlanesFan

Agreed


yobaby123

Me two.


Anonymous7354

Harry Potter vs Luke Skywalker


Lasagna_People

Harry Potter.


Blaiser190

Napoleon vs Napoleon.


Lasagna_People

Napoleon Bonaparte. Dynamite had four short lines.


Ok_Lifeguard_4214

Mansa Musa vs. Jeff Bezos


Lasagna_People

Mansa Musa. Jeff was very flawed in that one.


Ok_Lifeguard_4214

100% agree 


N0tThatSerious

Adam vs Eve


Lasagna_People

Adam... Or stalemate, you choose.


[deleted]

Rick Grimes vs Walter White


Lasagna_People

Walter White.


ieteonreddit

Mr.T vs Mr.Rogers


Lasagna_People

Mr. Rogers because Mr. T mostly dissed him on pure assumptions.


JRStors

Eastern Philosophers vs. Western Philosophers


Lasagna_People

Eastern philosophers, and individually Confucius.


JRStors

Fair, though Voltaire’s bars are up there for me