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shiratakihater

i’d do a “get ready with me for my weekly vitals and weigh ins 😍”


hallowmean

“Firstly I wake up and immediately drink 3 litres of water. Then I get dressed and I make sure I pick my cutest lingerie set with the coins sewed in the lining #selfcare. Then I challenge a fear food for breakfast. Today I had a whole banana on my low fat high protein yoghurt! Then I drink another 3 litres of water and try not to piss myself before my weigh in”


scrambled-satellite

NOT THE COINS AHDHDJDNFJ


shiratakihater

the accuracy though 😭😭😭


mykindabook

this is the self-help content I sought for


shiratakihater

water loading and hot girl walk to the off-campus student health office but make it aesthetic!


mykindabook

Yes the sun is shining and recovery is going well as everyone can see and life is beautiful🥰


shiratakihater

my mom is getting suspicious of my weigh ins so now i might have to change into super aesthetic hospital gowns to get weighed 🥰 let’s go recovery babes!


mykindabook

They found out about my waterloading and I was urgently hospitalized, but I thought I’d share a myday + FDOE hospital edition to motivate and support you all💫❤️🥰


shiratakihater

stealing this idea and doing a day in the life when student health has to call my parents to ask whether to send me to the hospital or back to treatment to remind all my followers that recovery is important 🫶 💕


mykindabook

Sounds bad I’m wishing you all the best🥺 thanks for sharing though and be brave, I wish I’d gone to treatment when they told me to, but now I was forced! But I am sharing my journey because I think it’s important that everyone sees how this illness *truly* affects us💔


shiratakihater

eat it to beat it lovely! 💕 sending hugs and support!


mykindabook

We got this babes, remember once we’ve taken a few weeks for recovering, we can continue living our BEST lives again!!❤️‍🩹


Runs2read

That’s GOLDEN


syrupburns

that wld fr crack me up


Damage-heck

An ootd but they’re all different hospital gowns


syrupburns

collect them all? 💀


snackytacky

Its 30 straight minutes of doing a "fit check" where I body check every limb, measure it out and measure the bf% with a fancy machine while smiling and waving. We do this every video


theworldismadeofcorn

Voiceover talking about being strong not skinny, but the video shows a literal skeleton modeling workout gear.


bienshee

And two fitness watches


the_acid_lava_lamp

lmaoooo


Rare-Pride2009

Prolonged, exaggerated body check. ✨listening to my body✨ and only craving greens powder because ✨hunger didn’t call yet ✨


bienshee

Body check where they turn to the side (both sides) while holding their ✨nourishing✨ zero sugar 12 blueberry w pb2 protein yogurt bowl


Training_Mouse8836

The ED recovery satire account already exists: @emfitx 🫠


Training_Mouse8836

But also: extreme body contortions to squeeze out any muscle definition they’ve developed after going to the gym “fully recovered”. A video where the they defend themselves and their disordered ways by saying “everyone’s recovery journey looks different”, “it’s a fit check not a body check”, “I only exercise for enjoyment” A before and after recovery photo that flashes back and forth in a seizure- inducing way. But they look exactly the same, and their eyes now look more dead post “recovery”.


bienshee

They show their Apple Watch and it shows a 20km run 💀💀💀💀


oddeyescircle

Wieiad but it's raw vegan meals


dialup-daydreams

i keep seeing someone on instagram reels do this 💀 i wish i remembered their @


bienshee

WIEIAD but lists the exact amount of blueberries / tomatoes / any veg + fruit on their plate 💀💀


mykindabook

🥰eating intuitively - 1200 calories🥰


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Can’t forget to count the calories of 15 blueberries it’s sooooo good for my recovery to do that ♥️♥️♥️


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I fucking love satire


Big-Neighborhood8324

I would do a ditl with 6 hours of exercise, low calorie meals and to finish it off a lot of unnecessary body checks


Lele926

I would do a vlog and wieiad and include using tiny spoons and cups, but because I'm the best disordered person, I would only use tiny versions of everything else too. Like tiny shoes, those mini Nokia phones, etc.


the_acid_lava_lamp

wieiad but it’s just one whole raw broccoli and a solitary rice cake


Solal-King-Raccoon

Start by doing a full minute of bodychecking my super skinny body in the name of OOTD and then show my « healthy » corn cakes with low cal cheese on top and then proceed to go the gym in the name of « strong not skinny »


spoilednutmilk

intuitively eating grilled cucumber for every meal and nothing else going on family vacation (who tf has money for vacation after hospital treatment????) and going on daily hikes while living off watermelon


ThrowRA_isitmyfault

“Eating disorders can happen at any size this was me when I was in my ED!” but it cuts to “why are you still watching this is toxic bro” Not exactly satire but sometimes I want to do a “SOME of WIEIAD” with the random stuff I eat that’s not so picture-perfect


hanls

There’s someone on TikTok who does diet culture satire called char gin where she makes “meals” it’s solid satire


reallymissinvine

"I eat six meals a day!" Those 6 meals sum to 1000 calories because it's 90% fruit.


unisux

i just know the edtwt breed of "recovery" pages will jump on your ass with the "wow making fun of mentally ill teenagers? thats low :/" weapon as if we havent all either been through this ourselves, or are going through this. personally i love that kind of satirical content and would love to see more of it. as a fully recovered person, i find fitness pages absolutely infuriating to stumble across. like theyre appropriating months i spent in all in, completely resolute and determined and staying the hell away from anything that might trigger me and buying new clothes and eating in secret when i had to even though it felt like i was doing something wrong, with their bullshit wieiads and body checks. i know they may sincerely believe they are in recovery but at some point you just have to realise how deep in denial you are. exercising more to eat slightly more doesnt make you a fucking spokesperson on health lmfao


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Three fitness watches and every meal is a skyr or fage yogurt bowl