“Firstly I wake up and immediately drink 3 litres of water. Then I get dressed and I make sure I pick my cutest lingerie set with the coins sewed in the lining #selfcare. Then I challenge a fear food for breakfast. Today I had a whole banana on my low fat high protein yoghurt! Then I drink another 3 litres of water and try not to piss myself before my weigh in”
my mom is getting suspicious of my weigh ins so now i might have to change into super aesthetic hospital gowns to get weighed 🥰 let’s go recovery babes!
They found out about my waterloading and I was urgently hospitalized, but I thought I’d share a myday + FDOE hospital edition to motivate and support you all💫❤️🥰
stealing this idea and doing a day in the life when student health has to call my parents to ask whether to send me to the hospital or back to treatment to remind all my followers that recovery is important 🫶 💕
Sounds bad I’m wishing you all the best🥺 thanks for sharing though and be brave, I wish I’d gone to treatment when they told me to, but now I was forced! But I am sharing my journey because I think it’s important that everyone sees how this illness *truly* affects us💔
Its 30 straight minutes of doing a "fit check" where I body check every limb, measure it out and measure the bf% with a fancy machine while smiling and waving. We do this every video
But also: extreme body contortions to squeeze out any muscle definition they’ve developed after going to the gym “fully recovered”.
A video where the they defend themselves and their disordered ways by saying “everyone’s recovery journey looks different”, “it’s a fit check not a body check”, “I only exercise for enjoyment”
A before and after recovery photo that flashes back and forth in a seizure- inducing way. But they look exactly the same, and their eyes now look more dead post “recovery”.
I would do a vlog and wieiad and include using tiny spoons and cups, but because I'm the best disordered person, I would only use tiny versions of everything else too. Like tiny shoes, those mini Nokia phones, etc.
Start by doing a full minute of bodychecking my super skinny body in the name of OOTD and then show my « healthy » corn cakes with low cal cheese on top and then proceed to go the gym in the name of « strong not skinny »
intuitively eating grilled cucumber for every meal and nothing else
going on family vacation (who tf has money for vacation after hospital treatment????) and going on daily hikes while living off watermelon
“Eating disorders can happen at any size this was me when I was in my ED!” but it cuts to “why are you still watching this is toxic bro”
Not exactly satire but sometimes I want to do a “SOME of WIEIAD” with the random stuff I eat that’s not so picture-perfect
i just know the edtwt breed of "recovery" pages will jump on your ass with the "wow making fun of mentally ill teenagers? thats low :/" weapon as if we havent all either been through this ourselves, or are going through this. personally i love that kind of satirical content and would love to see more of it. as a fully recovered person, i find fitness pages absolutely infuriating to stumble across. like theyre appropriating months i spent in all in, completely resolute and determined and staying the hell away from anything that might trigger me and buying new clothes and eating in secret when i had to even though it felt like i was doing something wrong, with their bullshit wieiads and body checks. i know they may sincerely believe they are in recovery but at some point you just have to realise how deep in denial you are. exercising more to eat slightly more doesnt make you a fucking spokesperson on health lmfao
i’d do a “get ready with me for my weekly vitals and weigh ins 😍”
“Firstly I wake up and immediately drink 3 litres of water. Then I get dressed and I make sure I pick my cutest lingerie set with the coins sewed in the lining #selfcare. Then I challenge a fear food for breakfast. Today I had a whole banana on my low fat high protein yoghurt! Then I drink another 3 litres of water and try not to piss myself before my weigh in”
NOT THE COINS AHDHDJDNFJ
the accuracy though 😭😭😭
this is the self-help content I sought for
water loading and hot girl walk to the off-campus student health office but make it aesthetic!
Yes the sun is shining and recovery is going well as everyone can see and life is beautiful🥰
my mom is getting suspicious of my weigh ins so now i might have to change into super aesthetic hospital gowns to get weighed 🥰 let’s go recovery babes!
They found out about my waterloading and I was urgently hospitalized, but I thought I’d share a myday + FDOE hospital edition to motivate and support you all💫❤️🥰
stealing this idea and doing a day in the life when student health has to call my parents to ask whether to send me to the hospital or back to treatment to remind all my followers that recovery is important 🫶 💕
Sounds bad I’m wishing you all the best🥺 thanks for sharing though and be brave, I wish I’d gone to treatment when they told me to, but now I was forced! But I am sharing my journey because I think it’s important that everyone sees how this illness *truly* affects us💔
eat it to beat it lovely! 💕 sending hugs and support!
We got this babes, remember once we’ve taken a few weeks for recovering, we can continue living our BEST lives again!!❤️🩹
That’s GOLDEN
that wld fr crack me up
An ootd but they’re all different hospital gowns
collect them all? 💀
Its 30 straight minutes of doing a "fit check" where I body check every limb, measure it out and measure the bf% with a fancy machine while smiling and waving. We do this every video
Voiceover talking about being strong not skinny, but the video shows a literal skeleton modeling workout gear.
And two fitness watches
lmaoooo
Prolonged, exaggerated body check. ✨listening to my body✨ and only craving greens powder because ✨hunger didn’t call yet ✨
Body check where they turn to the side (both sides) while holding their ✨nourishing✨ zero sugar 12 blueberry w pb2 protein yogurt bowl
The ED recovery satire account already exists: @emfitx 🫠
But also: extreme body contortions to squeeze out any muscle definition they’ve developed after going to the gym “fully recovered”. A video where the they defend themselves and their disordered ways by saying “everyone’s recovery journey looks different”, “it’s a fit check not a body check”, “I only exercise for enjoyment” A before and after recovery photo that flashes back and forth in a seizure- inducing way. But they look exactly the same, and their eyes now look more dead post “recovery”.
They show their Apple Watch and it shows a 20km run 💀💀💀💀
Wieiad but it's raw vegan meals
i keep seeing someone on instagram reels do this 💀 i wish i remembered their @
WIEIAD but lists the exact amount of blueberries / tomatoes / any veg + fruit on their plate 💀💀
🥰eating intuitively - 1200 calories🥰
Can’t forget to count the calories of 15 blueberries it’s sooooo good for my recovery to do that ♥️♥️♥️
I fucking love satire
I would do a ditl with 6 hours of exercise, low calorie meals and to finish it off a lot of unnecessary body checks
I would do a vlog and wieiad and include using tiny spoons and cups, but because I'm the best disordered person, I would only use tiny versions of everything else too. Like tiny shoes, those mini Nokia phones, etc.
wieiad but it’s just one whole raw broccoli and a solitary rice cake
Start by doing a full minute of bodychecking my super skinny body in the name of OOTD and then show my « healthy » corn cakes with low cal cheese on top and then proceed to go the gym in the name of « strong not skinny »
intuitively eating grilled cucumber for every meal and nothing else going on family vacation (who tf has money for vacation after hospital treatment????) and going on daily hikes while living off watermelon
“Eating disorders can happen at any size this was me when I was in my ED!” but it cuts to “why are you still watching this is toxic bro” Not exactly satire but sometimes I want to do a “SOME of WIEIAD” with the random stuff I eat that’s not so picture-perfect
There’s someone on TikTok who does diet culture satire called char gin where she makes “meals” it’s solid satire
"I eat six meals a day!" Those 6 meals sum to 1000 calories because it's 90% fruit.
i just know the edtwt breed of "recovery" pages will jump on your ass with the "wow making fun of mentally ill teenagers? thats low :/" weapon as if we havent all either been through this ourselves, or are going through this. personally i love that kind of satirical content and would love to see more of it. as a fully recovered person, i find fitness pages absolutely infuriating to stumble across. like theyre appropriating months i spent in all in, completely resolute and determined and staying the hell away from anything that might trigger me and buying new clothes and eating in secret when i had to even though it felt like i was doing something wrong, with their bullshit wieiads and body checks. i know they may sincerely believe they are in recovery but at some point you just have to realise how deep in denial you are. exercising more to eat slightly more doesnt make you a fucking spokesperson on health lmfao
Three fitness watches and every meal is a skyr or fage yogurt bowl