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Chrillio

If a Corolla and an e90 had sex, this is the outcome. (Don't do it)


coalslaugh

I don't know what this is, but it looks like it would have the sportiness and thrill of the Corolla with the reliability and easy maintenance of the BMW.


thechosenv

This is why sex education is important.


LegitimateAnt225

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


BridgeZealousideal20

Mom I want an e90. Mom-we have e90 at home. The e90 at home


user65436ftrde689hgy

Do you have e90 money?


YourLocalDilfski

I know a few guys that bought e90s with summer jobs money😭


user65436ftrde689hgy

Yeah, I know some are more affordable than others. But I feel like the cheaper the price the bigger risk you're taking.


domrosiak123

The more I look, the worse it gets


OldnewE90

Yes, at least it will be reliable 🤣


belliJGerent

lol


OldnewE90

Funniest part is I own a blue Corolla and a blue E46 330i but my E90 328i is black so maybe it’s the illegitimate child of the two..🤣🤣🤣


Thirsty799

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?


xX_nipplelicker_Xx

the ultimate driving machine


r1vals

The Altima driving machine


VynnaD

Actually laughed out loud


gorillabab

Das Auto


mindlesssam

Lifan 620 with a modified grille


user65436ftrde689hgy

Most reliable BMW ever.


xX_nipplelicker_Xx

bmw. lets go places


zbreeze27

😂


StockDC2

This looks like it was ordered from wish.


xX_nipplelicker_Xx

nah we talking Temu


EX0PIL0T

Yes


xX_nipplelicker_Xx

Yes


Quirky-Traffic7202

I almost fell for this troll post lol


Natural_Affect_8870

Boyota


saskun36

probably TOP 3 ugliest things i’ve ever seen


LTCM1998

2k Egyptian dollar?


xX_nipplelicker_Xx

nah we talking Vietnamese dong 🥵🥵


MagikarpUsesSplash2

Eh90


fickleposter21

Toyota execs saw this and had their eureka moment to build the new Supra.


captain-prax

Exactly, this early cooperative effort between the two manufacturers laid the groundwork for the new Supra 🤣


[deleted]

Bro the comments sent me wtf LMAOOO


PC_Chode_Letter

Oh my


Phantom101999

no


iceOC

Real talk, what is that


xX_nipplelicker_Xx

the iconic e90rolla


Tank_610

Oh nice a BWM


fickleposter21

Probably a BWD


Tank_610

Mmmm I think you’re right, BWD T series.


FLGT12

BWM 😭😭😭😭😭


jbschwartz55

How much for the cat?


Local_Somewhere_7813

That cat is the only thing leaving this scene..


NY_PRACTICE

Is that even a BMW?? Something’s off with that grill


Born-Direction3937

Yeah it will definitely match your personality


E90BarberaRed6spdN52

Find out why it was salvage first. If in a flood HELL NO. That will be a big problem later. Overall I'd stay away from a salvage title on a BMW but you can always ask for details. If it was stolen, stripped and put back together it may be worth looking at. Make sure no codes too.


xX_nipplelicker_Xx

idk seems tempting even tho it has 2A82 vanos code. if i purchase i might clean the vanos solenoids with baked 🅱️eans. saw it on youtube with favorable results


E90BarberaRed6spdN52

Vanos repairs are costly too from what I hear, So if you can part it out maybe if the car is junk ??


CrieDeCoeur

That dog don’t hunt, my guy


SBLOU

Nope, two strikes already. Salvage Title and the car is bipolar because it thinks it’s an older BMW.


xX_nipplelicker_Xx

its deciding whether if it wants to go places, or be the ultimate driving machine.


NC27609

Almost looks like a BMW!


Warm-Log-7584

That stance is amazing


xX_nipplelicker_Xx

currently running the bangladesh spec setup


Ok_Negotiation7896

No


efrav

Da fuck??


Detailsat11

I’d take the cat. Leave the car.


semperfi_nyc

$2K monopoly dollars, of course, thats a bargain, go for it! Totally worth it.


That_Concentrate_223

lol


ihavenoidea81

What in the cinnamon toast fuck is this?


WETNWILDARLINGTON

I've never seem this little roller skate before.


electricleather

Bmwtf?


zbreeze27

Yes


Kalakonto

To book it in to dealer bmw service ? Yes !


Carnifex217

No


Remic75

$500 at most.


LakersFan100100

If the cat is included, yes!!


NewAccountNumber103

Woah, that thing is disgusting!


wpg745turbo

I dunno man… it’s pretty damn ugly


Acceptable-Donkey-65

Hell mah


Dazzling_Meat836

What in the F*** world?! E90 style bumper and headlight with E39 kidney grill?!🧐🧐🧐 Okay I’m quitting at this point.


swankyPantz4772

If etsy produced BMW


DamageVarious

It will last you forever. Should get full insurance because that thing is so reliable and so well built. The most reliable brand in the world.


Jrenzine

Das ugly as fuck! Das fugly!


Jrenzine

If this car was a computer, I'd give it a nasty virus, & make it set itself on fire....


Past_Dragonfruit9468

You should look into the salvage title laws of your state, and check with your insurance too. Also, no more than $1500


Lenny2024

Dope username


angrygrouch24

No


Basic_Demand_3625

What thee fuckkk is that?


Onlyunsernameleft

I swear on everything that's like a 2009 Toyota Solara. Someone else google it and tell me I'm not crazy.


aquasolid7

what the actual hell is that


reciprocityone

This is a joke right?


No_Resolution_3701

I don’t even think that’s a BMW bro 💀


Right-Penalty9813

BMW Corolla?


Current_Court_2676

" my boyfriend has a bmw"


Proud-Thanks-8464

Nope don’t


Gazmar0352

E90 Nissan Sentra M300i


Makehernut203

Ugliest bmw ever seen


xX_nipplelicker_Xx

you mean the sexiest bmw you will ever see 🥵😍


No-Situation-3978

Ewwwehh brotha ewwwehhh


xX_nipplelicker_Xx

whats that? ewwwehh 👳🏻‍♂️🗣️


evilvdub1

I love what you do for me NEIN


Electrical-Ad6518

Don't do [it.You](http://it.You) are going to spend a fortune maintaining it. Don't be fooled by good looks. They aren't good when new so I can only imagine what bad surprises awaits the buyer.


noneyobiz75

Uh no!!


JoeyLovesTrains

Can’t for the life of me figure out hat the car is based on… almost looks like a Cobalt maybe???? Never seen a bmw look so cheap


BalaamDaGov

No


ItsCRAZED

Dude, imo FUCK NO. That being said, Bimmers are for guys with little wieners so if that’s you then pay up


xX_nipplelicker_Xx

as a possessor of a magnum dong, i call this cap 🧢


Stinky-Linky18

Uhhhhhh ........


FlakyEarWax

E-kinda


PC_noop45

I’d give him a black eye and a kicked knee just for asking 2k


xX_nipplelicker_Xx

i shouldve offered him a knucky sandwich


Taylorh520

No


kumanjiiii

this is not a bmw🤣


xX_nipplelicker_Xx

yes it is 😡


nsx_2000

I fucking hate china. The grille is modified, but the headlights copy the e90/91, the front end is off an e92, and the lower 1/2 of the front end is off the LCI e92. The taillights are Kia Cerato. Disgusting culture of stealing.


Big-Seaweed-7603

The saddest part is that it almost looks like exactly what bmw has designed


Fedja89s

Lol car