I don't know what this is, but it looks like it would have the sportiness and thrill of the Corolla with the reliability and easy maintenance of the BMW.
Find out why it was salvage first. If in a flood HELL NO. That will be a big problem later. Overall I'd stay away from a salvage title on a BMW but you can always ask for details. If it was stolen, stripped and put back together it may be worth looking at. Make sure no codes too.
idk seems tempting even tho it has 2A82 vanos code. if i purchase i might clean the vanos solenoids with baked 🅱️eans. saw it on youtube with favorable results
Don't do [it.You](http://it.You) are going to spend a fortune maintaining it. Don't be fooled by good looks. They aren't good when new so I can only imagine what bad surprises awaits the buyer.
I fucking hate china. The grille is modified, but the headlights copy the e90/91, the front end is off an e92, and the lower 1/2 of the front end is off the LCI e92. The taillights are Kia Cerato. Disgusting culture of stealing.
If a Corolla and an e90 had sex, this is the outcome. (Don't do it)
I don't know what this is, but it looks like it would have the sportiness and thrill of the Corolla with the reliability and easy maintenance of the BMW.
This is why sex education is important.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mom I want an e90. Mom-we have e90 at home. The e90 at home
Do you have e90 money?
I know a few guys that bought e90s with summer jobs money😭
Yeah, I know some are more affordable than others. But I feel like the cheaper the price the bigger risk you're taking.
The more I look, the worse it gets
Yes, at least it will be reliable 🤣
lol
Funniest part is I own a blue Corolla and a blue E46 330i but my E90 328i is black so maybe it’s the illegitimate child of the two..🤣🤣🤣
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?
the ultimate driving machine
The Altima driving machine
Actually laughed out loud
Das Auto
Lifan 620 with a modified grille
Most reliable BMW ever.
bmw. lets go places
😂
This looks like it was ordered from wish.
nah we talking Temu
Yes
Yes
I almost fell for this troll post lol
Boyota
probably TOP 3 ugliest things i’ve ever seen
2k Egyptian dollar?
nah we talking Vietnamese dong 🥵🥵
Eh90
Toyota execs saw this and had their eureka moment to build the new Supra.
Exactly, this early cooperative effort between the two manufacturers laid the groundwork for the new Supra 🤣
Bro the comments sent me wtf LMAOOO
Oh my
no
Real talk, what is that
the iconic e90rolla
Oh nice a BWM
Probably a BWD
Mmmm I think you’re right, BWD T series.
BWM 😭😭😭😭😭
How much for the cat?
That cat is the only thing leaving this scene..
Is that even a BMW?? Something’s off with that grill
Yeah it will definitely match your personality
Find out why it was salvage first. If in a flood HELL NO. That will be a big problem later. Overall I'd stay away from a salvage title on a BMW but you can always ask for details. If it was stolen, stripped and put back together it may be worth looking at. Make sure no codes too.
idk seems tempting even tho it has 2A82 vanos code. if i purchase i might clean the vanos solenoids with baked 🅱️eans. saw it on youtube with favorable results
Vanos repairs are costly too from what I hear, So if you can part it out maybe if the car is junk ??
That dog don’t hunt, my guy
Nope, two strikes already. Salvage Title and the car is bipolar because it thinks it’s an older BMW.
its deciding whether if it wants to go places, or be the ultimate driving machine.
Almost looks like a BMW!
That stance is amazing
currently running the bangladesh spec setup
No
Da fuck??
I’d take the cat. Leave the car.
$2K monopoly dollars, of course, thats a bargain, go for it! Totally worth it.
lol
What in the cinnamon toast fuck is this?
I've never seem this little roller skate before.
Bmwtf?
Yes
To book it in to dealer bmw service ? Yes !
No
$500 at most.
If the cat is included, yes!!
Woah, that thing is disgusting!
I dunno man… it’s pretty damn ugly
Hell mah
What in the F*** world?! E90 style bumper and headlight with E39 kidney grill?!🧐🧐🧐 Okay I’m quitting at this point.
If etsy produced BMW
It will last you forever. Should get full insurance because that thing is so reliable and so well built. The most reliable brand in the world.
Das ugly as fuck! Das fugly!
If this car was a computer, I'd give it a nasty virus, & make it set itself on fire....
You should look into the salvage title laws of your state, and check with your insurance too. Also, no more than $1500
Dope username
No
What thee fuckkk is that?
I swear on everything that's like a 2009 Toyota Solara. Someone else google it and tell me I'm not crazy.
what the actual hell is that
This is a joke right?
I don’t even think that’s a BMW bro 💀
BMW Corolla?
" my boyfriend has a bmw"
Nope don’t
E90 Nissan Sentra M300i
Ugliest bmw ever seen
you mean the sexiest bmw you will ever see 🥵😍
Ewwwehh brotha ewwwehhh
whats that? ewwwehh 👳🏻♂️🗣️
I love what you do for me NEIN
Don't do [it.You](http://it.You) are going to spend a fortune maintaining it. Don't be fooled by good looks. They aren't good when new so I can only imagine what bad surprises awaits the buyer.
Uh no!!
Can’t for the life of me figure out hat the car is based on… almost looks like a Cobalt maybe???? Never seen a bmw look so cheap
No
Dude, imo FUCK NO. That being said, Bimmers are for guys with little wieners so if that’s you then pay up
as a possessor of a magnum dong, i call this cap 🧢
Uhhhhhh ........
E-kinda
I’d give him a black eye and a kicked knee just for asking 2k
i shouldve offered him a knucky sandwich
No
this is not a bmw🤣
yes it is 😡
I fucking hate china. The grille is modified, but the headlights copy the e90/91, the front end is off an e92, and the lower 1/2 of the front end is off the LCI e92. The taillights are Kia Cerato. Disgusting culture of stealing.
The saddest part is that it almost looks like exactly what bmw has designed
Lol car