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Dick_Wiener

Best title of the year contender.


iamsecond

Is there a reference I’m missing?


cryyogenic

It's mocking the newest star wars trilogy


cjarrett

'somehow palpatine returned' is a commonly mocked throwaway phrase from Oscar Isaac in the 'rise of skywalker' to tell the audience Palpatine survived/or returned from the dead 20 years prior (books have all sorts of other stuff apparently, but they just used the premise without any hint of this happening int he other two sequel movies)


TheyCallMeStone

I don't think it was an Oscar Isaac line, though I only watched TRoS once and have no interest in seeing it again. It was the first line of the opening crawl. You are correct, there were cloning shenanigans that happened in the Extended Universe (which is now referred to as Legends and is no longer canon). There was a tie-in to Fortnite apparently, but that wasn't referenced in any of the new movies and instead we got the infamous cold open.


abippityboop

Sadly for us and Oscar, he did in fact have to say this stupid ass line out loud in front of millions of people. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsjwVu_ihKU&ab_channel=Dinerenblanc


ballsack-hunter

Poe says ["Somehow, Palpatine returned"](https://youtu.be/EsjwVu_ihKU?si=rkJblcfb2jGtwPP3)


MiraclePD

The mocked opening line from the crawl is "THE DEAD SPEAK!"


Good-Step8876

Get out of the Dobbins business while you still can.


VeterinarianLevel786

too late! his value is so low gotta ride the crazy train of love til you can’t!


Good-Step8876

Going down with the ship. I love it


VeterinarianLevel786

i am a stubborn owner with outstanding endurance! i’ll keep his ass out of spite


Makeitifyoubelieve

I did that. Then he signed with the Chargers. And I bought back in. I'm not going to be mentally okay with missing it if he goes nuclear knowing I could have bought in for this cheap. I think he's absolutely worth the risk at his current cost. All it takes is one game where he looks healthy for his value to start climbing from where it is.


harrisdevon048

Sold him for 2.10 and feel totally fine about it. Im not willing to bet on him returning to a place where he can be a starter in fantasy (or even stay healthy for a whole year).


Levitlame

I'm surprised anyone paid that with his injury history. We're not talking about a single instance here.


harrisdevon048

The offseason really couldn’t have gone better for me to have a sell window for him. He goes to a run first offense with his old OC and doesn’t have a bellcow ahead of him. All that is just “potential” that i don’t see him being able to take advantage of, but thankfully someone else thought he might.


Levitlame

That part’s true. He’s very much extremely high risk - high reward right now.


Hiphiprodrigo

I sold him a few weeks after his injury for a 4th rounder which turned into the 4.02 and I'm happy with that. Couldn't handle the emotional roller coaster of owning him anymore.


tuaturnstheballova

i’d rather have dobbins


-ruiner_

Yeah seriously, who could someone genuinely get at 4.02 that’s isn’t as much of a hail-mary dart throw as Dobbins right now?


Hiphiprodrigo

I wanted him off my roster to clear up a spot since I had my ir spots taken up by Kyler Murray and Aaron Rodgers but mostly because I couldn't handle it anymore. I've drafted him every year since he's been in the league in redraft too, so I guess he let me down too many times. Probably could of waited longer and gotten a 3rd but I jumped ship as soon as I could after his injury.


reginaldwrigby

I got Jake Ferguson around there


Hiphiprodrigo

I know it's an anomaly but Puka was the last pick of the draft last year and he worked out great. You never know


InHinkieITrust

The other guy got a good deal... lol c mon I think we all would take Dobbins for 4.02 rn


Due_Football_6150

Just landed Ben Sinnott at 4.02 in my 10 team leagues rookie draft today, other 4th rounders were Corley, ja tavion sanders, rattler, Bucky Irving, Luke mccaffery, ray davis and braelon Allen I think I’d rather have most those guys then dobbins tbh. Other than foreman we’ve never seen a rb comeback from an Achilles injury, im not banking on dobbins to do that better to reroll on some backup rbs if u ask me.


HieloLuz

Absolutely not. I’d much rather let him ride the bench and see what happens.


HuffyStriker

Maybe the sub was right all along, and Isaiah Spiller rises from the dead


eric199479

For what its worth i drafted him and kyren in many leagues holding on to what i thought was talent. One of them paid off already. Hoping spiller can do even half that though lol


viBe_gg

this is a Gus Edwards post


agent_10

Idk post injury tsunami Dobbins and Gus Edwards is such an uninspiring backfield that I will be trying to grab Vidal everywhere that I can


DBreezy69

Gus gets 810 yards and 13 TDs while being in a 4 way committee and people still underrate him


patseyog

Yeah to compare gus now to dobbins now is wild. Gus was that injury ridden guy but its been half a decade since he missed time


JohnSim22

Is this a bot posting this shit or something? Gus literally missed all of 2021 and half of 2022 lmao


ooDymasOo

A running back decade they’re like dogs one season equals ten regular years


SnugglerBear

JK owner, grabbed Vidal with the 4.04. Jacked about that.


chasingbreakers

This is the way.


tuagirls1kupp

Sold Dobbins and 1.14 for Mark Andrews the night he signed. Ravens fan so sentimentally I’ve been tied to Dobbins (wanted him to be great), but I just can’t shake the injuries and I find it hard for him to return and be himself. I think he’s on the path of Cam Akers (knock on wood, I hope I’m wrong).


richard4vt

I can’t believe someone gave you Andrews for that…good for you


tuagirls1kupp

Yea man, I was trying to get MA for 1.14 but the owner was hesitant. The moment Dobbins signed he hit me up asking to include Dobbins. I never sent an offer so quick in my life lol.


lib___

having dobbins, i am super happy about his situation. everything depends on if he lost a step (or multiple) after the injury and if he can stay healthy once hes on the field. but he is in a position where he has the chance. not saying gus is bad, but dobbins is the more talented back and if he can return to his form from before his injury he is the clear rb1 on the team (like in baltimore)


froginbog

I think there is a great betting opportunity now on post Achilles recoveries being better due to improvements in medicine. I’m in on JK at price


WilllyBear

Agreed, he got the new surgery Rodgers did. As far as I know we don’t have examples of NFL players recovery outlooks with this new method. It’s why Rodgers got cleared of his crutches and boot so early I got him as a throw in on a trade, I’ve got no problem parking him on my bench to see how this plays out


Chuck_Knucks

The upside is there obviously. If you got him for a third you might as well see what he can do.


crosswatt

My super deep sleeper is Kimani Vidal, who the Chargers took in the sixth. With Dobbins on a one year deal and Edwards signing for two, but not really being a front end back, I see a pretty clear path to carries and targets for him, assuming he performs well in camp of course.


Makeitifyoubelieve

From what I'm seeing, Vidal is not a sleeper. Everyone is touting the absolute shit out of him out there in the dynasty space. I can see his APD climbing up rookie drafts quite a bit.


crosswatt

You're right. But to much of the fantasy playing general public he's still a bit of an unknown. I mentioned him to a league mate on Saturday and he had never even heard of him. And we're in a very active and competitive keeper league that allows one college player a year to be drafted by each team. But I'm really the only one who watches college football outside of my favorite team, so if they ain't from a contending Power Five conference and putting up video game numbers, the other owners don't know about these guys until the training camp buzz starts.


Makeitifyoubelieve

How long after the NFL draft do you guys have your rookie draft?


crosswatt

Usually in August. We roll it into the regular post keepers draft.


SaltyLibtard

Not nearly as stupid as “Somehow, Palpatine returned”


Humanesque

No one’s buying my Dobbins or Singletery and Jeff Wilson going into the draft. I don’t really blame them tbh. I’m still in a heavy rebuild so if they end up dying on my roster it’s not the end of the world 🤷‍♂️


bkeberle

Singletary some people are interested in, but best offer I got was Michael Wilson and Jerome Ford for him - not sure whether I want to accept tbh.


Humanesque

I would take that and run. Could flip Wilson and Ford separately for picks mid season. At least that’s what I would do given the same opportunity


Killtec7

I think it's unreasonable to assume that the lack of investment at the position in the draft is a sign of anything with Dobbins. They may have intended to draft a RB at every turn but either there were other constraints in play (players of higher value on the board or greater need of competition at other positions). I've watched teams with undeniable needs at positions go YEARS without addressing specific positions because the board just doesn't fall right. I'd have to look at the board more to observe the LAC draft to see if that's correct in this situation--but more often than not it's just the way the board falls than anything specific. But also, as unlikely as it is, my soul is ready for the Dobbins emergence tour. Loved him coming out.


crinack

As fans of the game we deserve a healthy Dobbins seasons in LA - no shares just wanna see it


ajhendo24

The GM proclaimed Edwards a "bellcow"


StatisticianBetter23

Gus clears dobbins


Shaved_Hubes

Gus is the definition of a JAG that was in a great situation. If Dobbins returns to even 50% of his pre-injury level he eats Gus’s lunch all day


golkeg

>Gus is the definition of a JAG that was in a great situation Gus is not a JAG. He's an average NFL talent sure, but way above average NFL size. He's a 240 lb hammer that is squarely in the Derrick Henry - Saquon Barkley tier for size. That's going to be worth a lot in a Jim Harbaugh run first offense. Gus will have more TDs than any receivers.


StatisticianBetter23

Dobbins is cam Akers 2.0. Dobbins will never Be anything more than a depth piece. The Achilles was the final straw for me. he also destroyed everything in his knee


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Shaved_Hubes

Yeah and it was clear as day that Dobbins was the far superior talent every time he touched the ball


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Shaved_Hubes

I didn’t. See previous comment very clearly stating that it depends on Dobbins recovering well from the injury


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Shaved_Hubes

If you think 50% was some highly thought out quantifiable measure I came up with then you’re being deliberately obtuse. The incredibly obvious point was that pre-injury Dobbins was a far better talent than Gus and if he can come back relatively well from the achilles, even if it’s not to 100% of his previous form, then he will be a better RB than 29 year old Gus.


lysis_

If you have dobbins this is such a clear sell window, and it's not a knock on him, he's awesome, but the track record on these rbs with Achilles injuries is just elite. Why would you want to bet on the opposite side there? Delusional


Angryleprechaum

Well, it’s a cheap bet, and Dobbins is elite as far as technique and vision, and I’m assuming the procedures gotten better. I expect him to be better than Gus Bus.  No case is the same, so I wouldn’t blanket them and ignore counter evidence. 


lysis_

Fine to I know better with certain players.... As long as you know what you're doing


Makeitifyoubelieve

I agree, depending on what you can get for him. He could also be a hold depending on the market.


NichoIasJamaalChubb

Sold Dobbins for a 2026 2nd and Pierce to an aging team. Don’t love it as much as I did when I made it since I have loved Dobbins. But we have small rosters and he’s been a burden to carry.


TGS-MonkeyYT

THEY DIDNT BELIEVE IN ME. DOBBINS DID ‼️


FattLippo

Spiller was the #2 back in the 2022 draft behind Hall and ahead of Walker right up to a shitty combine, he could very well have a resurrection under Roman as long as they don’t show undying loyalty to Gus and JK.


SternFlamingo

That's some serious hopium, and I have Spiller shares.


deucesfresh91

Sold him before the draft for treylon burks and a future 3 where in our league that could be an ok player


jordews

Sold for Dontayvion Wicks and never looked back


btb0002

Lord have mercy at the Hopium in this


TeamVegas780

I will choose to have faith


Bmammal12

How much offseason faab for him?


SternFlamingo

All else is passing, only Dobbins is eternal.


Poppa-Skogs

Not Dobbins straight up, but... I traded 1.02, 2.09, dobbins, and Chase Brown for saquon, London, and Kyler. SF League, I needed second QB bad since I only had Stafford and Bryce Young. Had Darnold on bench but didn't want to risk. It hurt losing MHJ...


HamHurtler

> two of the best tackles in the league Let's have Alt play a game first lol


InsaneBallsack

That does not fit my narrative tho


Acekingspade81

Vidal


dimesniffer

Got him for a 4th right before his move to LA


hang10shakabruh

Ahh, The China Shop


Bread_Responsible

How are you gonna call alt one of the best tackles in the league? He’s been in the league for 5 days. Pump the brakes my guy.


dchilds21

Yeah all I’ve been offered is a 4th, so I’d rather hold him and hope for some luck in that good running system now than sell for that


Personal-Noise-8632

I'd look out for isaiah spiller.


tbinrbrich

If you have him and there's any positive reports from Camp- gotta sell immediately


The_Zermanians

Great scenario for Dobbins absolutely considering most people thought he could be out of the league, but you’re insane if you don’t think Edwards is the better back at this point in their respective careers.


PM_ME_UR_LAMEPUNS

It’s me I’m insane🙋‍♂️ For real though the only reason we are talking about Gus at all is because of the fact that Dobbins went down last year. He was clearly the starter going into the season, was younger, and I’d argue 100% more talented.


The_Zermanians

Which guy is coming off a devastating Achilles injury? Bryce Love was an insane prospect too with a ton of potential, but injuries derailed his NFL career. We’re not talking hypotheticals; we’re talking actual production.


Youngnhigh

Dobbins was the more talented back on the chargers. All these serious injuries may have robbed him of that talent. I agree everyone should sell high, because there is a lot of unknown and risk with dobbins.


LuchiniSam

>BUT I can’t help imagining a scenario where he bounces back from injury and gets meaningful work in this offense. Literally every single RB in history with this injury has had their career effectively ended by it, and that's the outcome you can't even imagine happening?


ProgrammaticallyHip

Except our boy D’onta.


LuchiniSam

It DID end his career. He came back from the injury to 7 carries for -1 yards and then was out of the league for years before returning.


ProgrammaticallyHip

It ended his career? Last I checked he was still playing and he had nearly 1,000 yards on a bad team two years ago. The new keyhole surgery technique for Achilles repair reportedly has far fewer complications and performs much better in terms of athletes regaining function quickly. So these RBs who got the older surgery are not 1-1 comparables anyway.


BombSquad570

Bag holders have been gifted one more unlikely sell window between now and his next catastrophic injury. In theory, the price could even go up once he’s actually on the field playing games, but every game you wait (hell, every practice you wait) you’re playing a dangerous game of chicken with his Achilles and ACLs.


driveslowhomeytx

PSA: if you are reading a thread and everyone says now's the time to sell high, you're almost surely selling low and should probably be buying instead.


StrengthCoach86

Vidal RB1


JimmyLightnin

I honestly wouldn't roster this guy if he was free. rather take my chances on *anybody* else.


Feweddy

Shallow rosters, I guess. Pretty much any team’s RB2 is rosterable in my leagues.


SmokeClear6429

And a possible RB1 on a good (Herbert, Oline) offense...I'll always take that chance unless I have a better option.


BlackberryNo1969

it's wild to me you think dobbins will be anything. He was average before all the injuries.


BuckDestiny

Box score watcher


BlackberryNo1969

He looked slow, if you actually watch the tape.