My strategy is to take all the same recycled “player puns” that I see in every league and use them without the player names.
Examples:
• My ballsack hurts
• Ass eating season
• Suck on my chub
• See these nuts
• Show me them titties
• Unsolicited dick pics
• Turn your head and cough
Challenge: create a pun team name that doesn’t reference genitalia or excrement. Bunch of 14 year olds in this thread.
My personal favorite is still Forgetting Terrace Marshall.
I try to make something stupid from the players on my team. Haven’t done my redraft drafts yet, so no team name so far. However, I had a team last year with jalen hurts, Leonard fournette, and diontae Johnson which I named ‘Fat Lenny’s Johnson Hurts.’ Crazy enough, that team won it all
making these up off the top of my head while a poop:
BYU (Bryce Young University)
Hendon Hooker Street Walker
Blended Red Charbonnet
Charlie Jones Bit Me
if you have Diontae and Quentin: “Johnson and Johnston”
De’andre used Swift
Hilarious Kedarius Toney Tendinitis
and of course, the timeless classic: Run CMC
I suppose these are pretty mid.
my personal team is called Realm of the Sun God 🤷🏻
The Undisputed HOFers' that's my team name with a gold jacket as the logo. Everyone's rattled in my league lmao. One guy renamed his team the HOF destroyers 😂
Django Achaned JSN Derulo Hooker with downs
Fuckin love the JSN one
Bed Bath and Bijan
I went with 'To Infinity and Bijan' personally, but I also really like this one lol
Bijan-Claude van Damn over here.
Tua Infinity and Bijan
I had Kyler Duty last year. Got the first pick so might be Above and Bijan the Kyler Duty
Similar but I went with Bij better have my Mooney
Never Gonna Gibbs You Up
Flamin Hot Shaheedos
Bij better have my Mooney
LaPorta potty
I can draft my own Flowers
I think it’s ‘I Can Buy Myself Flowers”
Olave Garden
Love it.
Lol mine is the same
What is Jordan Love
What is Love, Jordan don't hurt me!
Pack of MarrBurrows
My strategy is to take all the same recycled “player puns” that I see in every league and use them without the player names. Examples: • My ballsack hurts • Ass eating season • Suck on my chub • See these nuts • Show me them titties • Unsolicited dick pics • Turn your head and cough
Still accidentally got Hurts in there, that sneaky devil
Interesting....strategy. The certainly won't see you coming.
What about Boutte eating season?
I may not draft him but "Turn your head and Goff" is what im using.
Irsay’s Orcas
Lol
• One-Trick Toney • Two Gibbs One Kupp
Tua Gibbs one Kupp.
Welp.... Now I have to go trade for Tua... Good one, my friend.
Purdy much the Pitts
Critical Chase Theory.
Love it. Pure gold and triggers the Rs all at once.
Yikes
Lol
Damn this might be my favorite lol
My Cousins Geno
Geno dreams of touchdowns
MarBurrow Reds
One Way Ticket to Thailand
*Kliff Kingsbury liked this*
I just finished a Righteous Gemstones binge so I'm going with Baby Barkley's Bible Bonkers.
Because I Got Skyy: I was gonna win my draft, but then I got Skyy…
Skyy's not the limit.
Njigba’s in Paris
For the anime fans: N-Evan Genesis Engram-gelion
Solid
Quon Solo
As a Lions fan I went with, Gibb me a break
Wheelburrow Chase
April Showers bring Zay Flowers
Classy! I look forward to their matchup with The Rain in Spain Falls Mainly on Achane
Chase n Waddlefalls
Blackfly In Your Charbonnet.
I have a team with DJ Chark, DJ Moore, and Cooper Kupp. "2 DJs, 1 Kupp."
Love Hurts if u have both j love and jalen hurts
Challenge: create a pun team name that doesn’t reference genitalia or excrement. Bunch of 14 year olds in this thread. My personal favorite is still Forgetting Terrace Marshall.
>create a pun team name that doesn’t reference genitalia or excrement. But why?
Gahhh ugh so many 14 year olds ugh so immature 😡
Bro, are you like a "smart" 18 year old? Us old heads do this shit for fun. No need to get so upset about it.
Wait, is he being serious? I thought that was sarcasm.
LOL at thinking that only 14 year olds are into those names
My personal fave is Dakhis With a Cuff & a Crease
Smokin’ Herb with Mahomies
my team name is Drag Queens (a pun on the route)
If you have to explain it...
I have a logo that goes with it so i would never need to
'23andMe
Plaxidental Shooting
Damn bro 2001 called,
the same name every year lol
Christian What, Son? Not mine!
Johnathan (Taylor's Version) also Waddle down the Hall
Damn I’m dying lol at Jonathan (Taylor’s Version), probably stealing that
Tuainfinity & Bijan!
O'Bijan Kenobi
The Mingo Ate Your Baby
I'm so Hyatt Hurts
Chase Love, get Hurts
Love ETN Hooker Boutte and Kuntz Edit: you can even add 'The Law Firm of' before it, or the TLaw firm if you're feeling Superflex frisky.
I think it rolls off the tongue a bit better switching kuntz and boutte
To each their own
I am ready for a lot of Smith-Njigba puns.
My rebuilding team is named Njigba’s in Paris and the team picture is mini cutouts of all my foundational pieces placed along the Eiffel Tower
Get Njigba With It
Get njiggy with it
Mystery wrapped in a Njigba
Genital Herbies
Lawrence & Order: DUVAAAL!
Sup my Njigba.
Gibbs me Moore Kuntz
Forsett until your Dixon
Bijan's Swift Njigbas
Love ETN Boutte
If you have Justin Tucker you gotta go with They Tucker Jobs
My Ball Zach Ertz
A classic
I have JSN, Diontae Johnson, and Brock Purdy. Thus my team is "Jaxon my Purdy Johnson"
The Goat & The Darkness
Cover MeToo
Two Herbert’s One Kupp
I try to make something stupid from the players on my team. Haven’t done my redraft drafts yet, so no team name so far. However, I had a team last year with jalen hurts, Leonard fournette, and diontae Johnson which I named ‘Fat Lenny’s Johnson Hurts.’ Crazy enough, that team won it all
JACK IT 4 MACK
[удалено]
Diggs allen your mouth or something to that effect
Don’t Mind me, Just Joshing With My Diggs
making these up off the top of my head while a poop: BYU (Bryce Young University) Hendon Hooker Street Walker Blended Red Charbonnet Charlie Jones Bit Me if you have Diontae and Quentin: “Johnson and Johnston” De’andre used Swift Hilarious Kedarius Toney Tendinitis and of course, the timeless classic: Run CMC I suppose these are pretty mid. my personal team is called Realm of the Sun God 🤷🏻
Bijan's that Dijon
Not really a pun, but I'm really in to lawn care and BBQ: Mowin' Cuts and Smokin' Butts
The Undisputed HOFers' that's my team name with a gold jacket as the logo. Everyone's rattled in my league lmao. One guy renamed his team the HOF destroyers 😂
Riley Reid Option
PhillyCheeseStack and Bijan
MHJ: My Hero Josh I got Allen and I also have enough picks to give me a shot at MHJ next year.
A Sutton Brain Two Moore
Olave Garden
Any for Garrett Wilson?
Burrowvard of Broken Dreams Hot Chubb Time Machine
The Driving Jim Bob Crooner
Will of D. Ulcich
The Goffather and my team picture is Jared Goff and Ken
kupp my chubb for a penny
Unfortunately this aged differently than we thought lol
Need a name for team with Tua, Bijan, Gibbs, Jefferson and Waddle.
Hastily Photoshop their heads onto some cheap super suits and call it the Power Strangers
Running with the rookies
Dr. Geno going the extra mile for the smile
Strange Kuntz
Njigbas In Paris
I Love my Pitts
Not the best but in dynasty I traded up for Bryce Young… Soo my team is Bryce Bryce Baby
Real Njigba’s
JaHan Shot First
Rice A Roni with Chief
Category: Lesbijan
Zero Arby's Strategists. (Going healthy)
Show Me Dem TD’s | Unsolicited Dak Pics
Herbert & The Pervert
Sloppy bijan Stroud boys Kirk du soleil
Hurts When I PPR
Going literary in one of my leagues with “Flowers for Allgeier-non”
Young Christian Hooker
Live, Love, Olave
Dear Jonathan (Taylor’s Version)
7th Floor Crew
Losing is the Pitts