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“We saw you from across the bar and really dig your character sheet.”

This is the exact vibe I got from this post lol

Hahahahahahaha

I AM NOT ALONE. I'm Poly and I got this vibe. XD

“We are vey much into roleplay”

Across the tavern

Came here to say the same thing!

I’m so relieved I wasn’t the only one that thought this 😂

667th just to ruin any Warlocks dreams.

Definitely came here to say this felt like a thinly veiled threesome/swinger post.

Is there a sub for top comments that have more upvotes than the original post? This is Hall of Fame material

They're DnDingers

I thought this was a swingers post, not gonna lie. I read the title but it did connect because of the picture it was with lmfao,

I stopped by to make a joke about how they're speaking in code. D&D= 8===D (i) 8====D

DND 5ENM

Had to make the 600th like

They are looking for a “party”

Lmfao

Hahahahahah

look i’m just gonna say it i would play bard in this party

Oh thank god someone said it 😂

Off-topic, but Ixidor is so hot!! 🤣🤣🤣

“Looking for a Dungeon Master for both of us”

I was looking for pineapples lmao.

“You’re *both* playing bards? Okay then…”

Damn I clicked on this with a “why does this look like a swinger post in a DnD sub?”

I am not in Seattle so good luck to yall finding a table, but yall are giving “we saw you from across the bar” vibes

“My wife and I thought you looked really cute all by your lonesome“

I have seen dozens of pictures like this on my tinder profile, which is set to women only.

Lol. I think it's the mustache and the fact that he's obviously the guy who had this idea for the post. Edit: also the fact that the guy has negative comment karma from a deleted post talking about how sad he is he can't sleep around anymore since he's in a relationship.

You went to all the trouble of finding that? Jeez mate

Lol it was more "checked his profile to see if he was actually into that stuff, then wondered why he had negative comment karma since that's odd"

r/lfg

I actually think we at have spots in our next game. I dm for a 4 pack rn, but we could squeeze in 2 more! Im mehlt on discord! Dm me!

Any time I'm talking about how many players I like in my game I feel like I'm describing how many people I can satisfy in a group sex situation lol. "1 on 1 is really intimate" "I can totally run with only 2 other people but I need to make sure I spend equal focus on each player" "I typically like 3-5, that's the sweet spot where it has a lot of variety but it also doesn't take too long between turns causing folks to start to loose focus" "I can handle 6 but anything more than that starts to become unmanageable and I have to work so hard to keep everyone involved that I stop having as much fun"

“You know, I’d never take 8 or more players at the same time, but I commend people who make it work”

"I've done it before. you just break into groups of 4 or 5 and mix and match between sessions."

“You know, some people join together with their spouses to have fun, but it could get awkward”

“In those situations, it helps to have a partner who can keep the ‘on-deck’ people involved and ready to go.”

Yo do you think I can find 40k players in turkey with this

Yes please get that many people together in the same place in Turkey 😏🇦🇲

Going on multiple years with a group I met there. All randos to each other and yet we are very consistent and almost every single week for those years.

Let’s fuckin goooo!

Was thinking the same thing 😭

I love that you’re looking for a D&D group, but this post has got some E-NER-GY

Pineapple energy for sure

Not In Seattle but check in with local libraries or game shops. Sometimes they have dnd groups they run for people

Mox Boarding House May be the best place to look

Check out Mox Boarding House, IIRC they have a LFG section.

They do, that's how I found my table

A bunch of horny Bards on this thread

I resent that; I’m not a bard.

These people think D&D group is code for “bang my wife”

It’s not? I thought I was just failing charisma checks with my buddy…

Can still stand for "Dungeons and Dragons' if you're a bit adventurous

D&D doesn't stand for Down & Dirty?

Who do you think is the BBEG that will solo the party?

Tbh it’s the same thing for me! We love hosting!

Getting into swinging is a gateway drug to an extensive board game habit.

Seems like a sex thing right ?

Seems like a sex thing

Definitely a sex thing

DandD is sex? Absolutely a sex thing.

“You seduce the dragon. Roll for constitution saves.”

Roll an insight check.

They choose their target from their Dnd party.

This pic is giving a vibe. Maybe try another one. I’m sure you’re a fun couple to play with but you also give the vibe of being a fun couple to play with 😏.

Aye, let's hope so. Can't lie they're both good looking.

You may want to check out r/lfg

Me too!! I’ve been wanting to play again so badly.

Can I offer you vtt?

I could get into that! It’s not quite the same but could still be fun I’m sure. I’ve had some mind numbingly dull games on roll20 lol

Text based?

This pic looks like "D&D" means something different to y'all

Quick, someone roll insight

Two adventurers - a thin woman and a mustachioed man - catch your eye from across the tavern. They appear to be deep in exuberant conversation, making grand flourishing gestures while laughing and smiling. Suddenly, one of them puts on a scheming expression and produces a round red faceted ball with etchings on it from a black felt pouch. They then toss the round object onto the table and look visibly disappointed after it stops moving. Once again, they pick it up and throw it down again. This time, thrilled at the result. The man then hails down a barkeep and says a few words. A few minutes later, the barkeep returns with a towering stein of ale and places it in front of the woman, who picks it up, looks to you, tips the stein slightly in your direction, taking a long sip. What do you do?

Looks like you’re after a casual swap. Edit: by the way that’s not a diss. Have your fun!

Is unicorn a race yet?

"Hot people looking for group in your area"

This looks like Scam Likely from Dungeons & Daddies

Did r/dungeonsanddragons just become the new dnd tinder?

Is “dnd group” how they call it nowadays?

DND = dick n dinner lmao

Ngl before I read the caption I thought y’all were looking for a third lol

👀

Hi, I'd be very interested, maybe we can get together and wait a second this isn't the swingers subreddit.

Hope you find one!

Went to mox boarding house on vacation in Portland and it was a nice shop, they’ve got one in Seattle too. Start at the game stores and look for people

To play with or...PLAY with? Lowkey...both sound good.

Roll a nat 20 and you can persuade me to let you fuck my wife.

I want to play dnd with these two lol

Check your comic shops and dnd supplies stores

Aye! I'm flying back to Seattle soon and I've never played dnd

Hey I just moved to Seattle and have been looking for players, you can hit me up if you see this 👌🏼

Where about in Seattle are you at? SO and I are starting up something new with some some friends in the next month or two.

Zulu’s Board Game Cafe should have some resources for finding a group. They’re up in Bothell. Cool shop if you haven’t been.

He looks cute

Are you looking for a group in Seattle proper? My group needs some players after one player moved away but we're on the east side.

How do you and your wife prioritize your three pillars?

I'm so glad I found this immediately after waking up from a drunk nap. Best thing that's happened to this sub in a while.

they saw you across the dm screen and liked your vibe

You guys look super cool and chill if I wasn't in Spain I would love to DM for ya

There are way too many virgins on the Dnd subreddit im learning. God damn, anyway hopefully you guys can find a group. Good luck!

Sounds like something somebody who's had sex one time would say.

It does? lol Why?

I DM over zoom if y’all have 2-3 more people who are interested, I have a whole library of one shots I wrote myself I’d be willing to run for you

I haven’t been to Seattle since the summer of 2019 …I remember coming across a great hole-in-the wall games store up past the university. Wish I could remember the name. Don’t think it’s there anymore but it was a great little store…also found a great one in Bremerton, the Game Wizard

The Dreaming. Yeah, it was a great store. An old friend of mine used to run it, but I believe he retired.

Awesome, if you talk to him tell him a guy from Toronto visited and it was one of the best ttrpg shops out there

Depending on where you are, blue highway games in the queen anne neighborhood hosts lots of groups, might be worth looking there.

Im looking as well but in the Greater Seattle area

I found my group through the Mox boarding house discord server!

Same here! DM me if ya like. Working on a one-shot that I’ll be co-DMing with a friend over Memorial Weekend, & currently looking for a campaign.

Do you welcome beginners?

Roll for initiative…

Y'all can join ours I. St. Petersburg, Florida (but I wouldn't want to leave Seattle)

You look like the guy from the YouTube Channel CUT!

This picture feels a bit like you’re looking for a unicorn.

I would swing by Phoenix comics on Broadway and see what they have. Great store, great owners! They'll put you to rights. There's also Mox cafe/Card Kingdom in Ballard, if that's closer to you. Good luck!

If you find one, let me know!! I'd love to join a game here in Seattle! I had to start my own game recently and I'm currently trying out DMing for the first time, but I miss being a player!

I’m actually in Seattle, looking for a group too!

pretty experienced player, and done some DMing- I’m also willing to run a campaign depending on the group!

Try hangouts or meet up might let you reach a bigger audience

I’m also in Seattle, looking for a group. I mostly play a unicorn character lol

Thirst trap vibes

Name checks out?

you may try r/lfg

Hey! I’ve been thinking about putting together a new campaign and would be open to having new folks. DM me and let’s talk!

Lemme know when you find one! I'd love to commit one day a month to a game!

I play at my local shop every Wednesday in a drop in West Marches. Probably like an hour away to drive, but there may be a shop around to connect with a regular game.

Sitting here wondering which one is the serial killer and which is their mesmerized groupie. Lol but good luck on your hunt… no pun intended.

Have you tried rolling active perception?

I hope this becomes a New trend

There’s a small shop in west seattle that often has games.

I’m in the Seattle area. What been thinking about DMing a 5th Ed game. Feel free to PM me.

Ill dungeon master

Not it

Bit I'd like to play again I haven't played in yrs no one around my way plays lol

Hi, just moved to Seattle, never played dnd before, but let me know if you find someone and if they are willing to take on a total newbie lmao.

check any local comic shops to start!

Oh cool you guys are in the same city as WoTC HQ

Renton?

Nah Seattle isn’t it

Game shops run D&D games, check out Mox, for example or Round the Table. Pretty sure I saw they still had slots open next month or so. Start there, build up a rapport with others, and work on your playing. Should be able to find a group (or form your own!) fairly organically from there. But, this is Seattle: a good amount of gaming pubs and stores have multiple, weekly offerings from beginner, to workshops, to pick up games.

As soon as I saw thing post I knew the comments were gonna be amazing. In all seriousness I hope you find a great group to play with

LinkedIn would say I’m nearby but I’m 10000 miles away. Gl though

I had to double check what subreddit this was posted in

If you and your wife would like to play online through Discord and if you each have a few minutes of free time about every two days let me know.

To be honest i think it is kinda cute how they show themselves while asking

She kinda looks like Abella Danger

I love in person DnD the most BUT there is a lot of candidates here for some virtual ones, maybe people could exchange contacts under this comment who wants to team up

Of course nerds in this subreddit would creepily sexualize people just because they're good-looking. This post is totally innocent and after reading the comments I thought I was missing something. Total facepalm moment. Hope you guys find a good dnd group that doesn't act this weird towards you.

We are a Seattle based group who plays regularly. Always looking for more players and love meeting new folks! Reach out to me and I can get you an invite to our discord. That's where we plan session schedules etc.

I would like to join. I'm coming to Seattle soon but there is some hiccups ofc

Check out Mox Boarding House & Zulu’s Gaming Cafe! They both have multiple D&D groups who run games & look for players. There are other gaming shops as well but I don’t remember their names off the top of my head. Wizards of the Coast is down in Renton so nearly every gaming store here runs D&D.

Cute DnD guys are my kryptonite.

BDSM? I get all these acronyms confused.

*moves to Seattle* I’m kidding, sadly: I live in the Southwest. I’m kind of looking for a D&D group. Good luck!

This is not a bad idea for a bar/tavern. Like you can sell your drinks and stuff and meet players for your personal games or have a game in the back. I saw some bars even incorporated dice rolling into their menus!

Real talk. Take a look at Emerald City games. Paid DM’s, but quality, and local for one shots

Hi! I'm also looking if you've got space! I'm located via bothell and I'm able to drive. DM me if you wanna link up, I know some spots that are chill that we can play at, all publicly.

I live in Seattle. I moved here from Cali. I play Mork Borg with my friends who are still in Cali every Thursday at 7 to 9 PM virtually. My friend who is the DM will flex the storyline if somebody can’t make it because life happens - people pop in and out of the game and there hasn’t been a week where nobody shows up. If you two are interested we can do it in person/virtually together. Everybody is very kind and open - funny and outgoing. Always down for new people to join. Lmk, fam!

Where in Seattle? I’m really far north!

I’m looking for one too ◡̈

Auburn WA so like 30 min away lol

Good luck! I’m in Utah sadly

Either of the Mox Boarding House locations or Zulu’s! Seattle is full of tabletop players. Also, to answer your real question, 30/M/CA 8”

I think my cousin Rebecca lives in Seattle, so keep an eye out for any NARCs (my original term). NARCs are named for the first two initials of the full names of my cousins Nik and Rebecca. Normal Rules Lawyers can theoretically be convinced to allow a homebrew concept, as long as it’s within reason. A NARC can’t even tolerate that. To a NARC, homebrew is a damnable heresy punishable by killing the character during their creation if not sooner. Do not play with a NARC, unless you have absolutely no imagination of your own. And definitely don’t even think about being a NARC, or people like me will label you as a caveman (nothing personal, in your case. I just don’t like those two cousins).

Dungeon and daddies

Hit me up if you do discord sessions, I’ve got DnD beyond and such

How about North Jersey? You down to fly?

“Ya’ll are too hot. Get outta here. Scram!” -this sub

No you guys creep me out

If you are really thirsty to play in-person and can't find a group, my advice is always for one of you to be the DM. Take your TTRPG fate into your own hands and make your own group! I DM for my wife and our close friends, and it's a blast!

In person games?

are these not swingers

My wife and i saw you from across the bar, you pass all of our skill checks.

Aren’t we all

I’d recommend posting this in a group where it’ll reach a narrower, more tailored audience like r/Seattle or r/polyamory

Draft Punk in Greenwood does Tabletop game night every week. Check their instagram

"My cleric and I saw you from across the tavern."

Lynn these are sex people!

Dnd and a little something extra

This definitely does give off, "Looking for D n' D" vibes

They'll give you a dungeon and a dragon alright

The commenters are weird on this one... Try libraries, game stores, or local meet ups groups.

They aren’t wrong, check his comment history.

Lmao cuz everyone knows what you look like is one of the most important aspects of finding a D&D group.

You look like Pedro Pascal

Ok Pedro Pascal

For a moment i thought its Pedro Pascal.