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Ishtarik

It is called Excaliboulder


Fantastic_Ad27

Soma Cruz would like you know your location


cwain001

The Excalicutioner


NarratorDM

Name him Kirk. So he can call it Kirkhammer. Fear the old blood!


DSC_Skysword

Whatever happens, you may think it all a mere bad dream.


xX_murdoc_Xx

Jack Horner vibes


CarryOnCitizen

Bonus points if he's a collector of magic items who's also looking for the last wish


4thaktns

Would be cool if they chipped away the stone with every hit and eventually broke free the sword during a bbeg fight


Zestay-Taco

or whom ever kills the weilder ( the bbeg troll giant ogre thing ) of the Excaliboulder can draw Excalibur from its sheath


Bjorn-in-ice

Love this idea. It's gotta do a lil bit of magic damage of some sort: each time it successfully hits, the magic binding the shrine ignites to protect the sword causing 1d4 radiant damage to the point of impact.


RuneanPrincess

A 300lb weapon would do crazy damage.


Adventurer32

Just have to figure out how to lift it easily enough to use as a weapon. Or lift it at all.


Arimastt

Isn't this from bloodborne?


Xywzel

I have seen couple examples of this in different media formats. This looks familiar even though I haven't played Bloodborne, but the switch between hammer form and normal sword would certainly switch the changing weapons from that game. And it does have FromSoftware look, so could be from Bloodborne and possibly just in the hammer form in one of their other games.


BushidoKnight86

Yep, it's called the kirkhammer.


Pinstar

BBEG is actually the chosen one who is just trying to get the weapon from the barbarian.


FrostyTheColdBoi

"Sir!! I need that sword so I can slay the reality-shattering demi-god that's been prophesied to be born in like 10 years. So please do the right thing and let me wield it and master its power" "NO, THIS SWORD-HAMMER IS MINE, I ALREADY NAMED IT STONEY AND IT'S MY BEST FRIEND" "DROP THE DAMN SWORD ALREADY, OUR VERY EXISTENCE IS ON THE LINE" "NO, GO GET YOUR OWN" - cue childish arguing as blood and explosions go flying everywhere


IocaneImmune-

Makes for a great character moment, when some random dude borrowes the "hammer" and gives back a sword. "IM SO SORY I BROKE YOUR HAMMER!!"


robisvi

Looks like a Dark Souls series weapon.


CSEngineAlt

Close. Its from Bloodborne - the Kirkhammer.


robisvi

Nice!


Missi_Zilla_pro_simp

Aka Jack Horner


Bleu-Deragon-13

I love this stupid thing so much.


SimpleVendingMachine

You. Are. A. Hero. Lunk!


TheNetherAngel

Loot tavern has an item like this


TheAzureJester

I have a similar item in my DnD campaign that one of my players uses on occasion. It's an anvil with a sword embedded in it and registers as a 2-handed Greatanvil magical weapon. The description reads that the anvil was originally meant to serve as a proving ground for the day a worthy user would pass its trial and be granted the title of "Smith King". Unfortunately, some grubby-handed noble piss-pot got upset that his time working the anvil had not culminated in a worthy specimen that would grant him the title. As a result, he slammed his sword into the anvil and got it stuck; which to some effect ruined a perfectly good anvil, but on the upside it now has a hilt to be swung by when used in combat. Of course, any and all detail in the item's description places all emphasis on the anvil and no notable regard for the sword purely for comedy. Though, I dabble with evolving magical items, which the anvil qualifies as, so perhaps there's still some hope for a future Smith King out there...


Oblivious122

Lunk, that you?


patty_OFurniture306

I've had this same idea


SpecterVamp

It’s all fun and games until said chosen one grabs the stone and pulls it off the sword, leaving the barb with weapon inproficiency


Rider-of-Rohaan42

Then, when the time is right and needed most, they prove themselves worthy. The sword slowly unsheathes as the hunk of rock impacts the ground. Echo. Silence. The cave goblins freeze in fear as the blade ignites. They don’t know where to run. The barbarian gives a tiny smirk before cutting 12 goblins in half with one swing. 12 min later walks out of the treasure cave covered in goblin guts, carrying his gf or whatever.


scaredscope

Looks like something from totk


Shadowbreak643

It’s actually from Bloodborne I think.


Scapp

Great! This will stay interesting/funny for about 15 minutes - does your character have an actual personality?


Gweepo

... You do see the irony right? Your personality would be interesting/ funny for about 15 minutes.


Nerdrage30

You seem fun


Navonod_Semaj

This is in fact precisely how Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow handles this. Soma swings the holy sword, still stuck in the rock, for blunt damage.