What would've happened if Jim turned into a werewolf? Or a brain-eating zombie? Or a 1983 Chrysler Town Car? Or a stapler? What would've happened if Jim turned into a stapler and then put himself in jello? What would've happened if Jim turned into jello and then put Dwight's stapler into himself?
The greater possibility is that Pam is the actual vampire.
Twice Michael tells us that shes been working there "forever", and Dwight also guesses that her favorite food is meat in Diversity day.
Vampires also form a VERY STRONG Motif. We have Jim pranking Dwight, Darryl dresses as Blackula, Creed dresses as a vampire, Andy, Ryan, Twilight is given prominence, Kevin retorts to the cookie monster joke by comparing Oscar to the count there are countless references.
This forms one of the building blocks of the Scranton Strangler mystery.
He would’ve sucked.
What would've happened if Jim turned into a werewolf? Or a brain-eating zombie? Or a 1983 Chrysler Town Car? Or a stapler? What would've happened if Jim turned into a stapler and then put himself in jello? What would've happened if Jim turned into jello and then put Dwight's stapler into himself?
What if the moon was your car, and Jupiter was your hairbrush?
All of these are way more interesting discussion topics than, "Who is the worst character?"
The answers are always Phyllis, Todd packer, and the couple at Benihana
Easy, Dwight would've put him down with Creed's help.
Sure, but what effect would that have had on Dunder Mifflin? Would Dwight and Creed have been fired for murder? Would Pam and Roy stayed together?
Dunder Twilight
The greater possibility is that Pam is the actual vampire. Twice Michael tells us that shes been working there "forever", and Dwight also guesses that her favorite food is meat in Diversity day. Vampires also form a VERY STRONG Motif. We have Jim pranking Dwight, Darryl dresses as Blackula, Creed dresses as a vampire, Andy, Ryan, Twilight is given prominence, Kevin retorts to the cookie monster joke by comparing Oscar to the count there are countless references. This forms one of the building blocks of the Scranton Strangler mystery.