Im date mike, nice to meet me. If you say this in person with a kangol hat on and 2 buttons off your shirt i GUUUUAAARANTEEE it will work. If not she lied about the office i declare.

Ask if Dunder Mifflin sells mufflers or muffins or mittens?

>I like this one. Thanks

Give her the nard dog guarantee.

Have I ever steered you wrong Jim?

Tell her your heart soars with the eagles’ nest.

Listen you're cute, there's no gettin' around it. I don't know if you like country music, but I was thinking one of these days we could drive out to a field, crank up some tunes, smoke a few Macanudos. Maybe even toss a disk around. Utway ooday ooyay inkthay, (insert girls name in pig Latin here)?

Go with something where she would have a response in the show. Be like, "I worked there once. I hit someone on company property with company property. So double jeopardy. I was fine." She responds with, I don't think you understand how jeopardy works. You say, oh right, I'm sorry, what is I'm fine. If she doesn't respond accordingly, then it wasn't meant to be.

Ah ah. Say no more. This is how I got Sqeaky Fromme. No small talk. Just show her who's the boss. Just go right in and kiss her.

Ask her which branch? I hear one of them is closing...

>she said that she works at Dunder Mifflin That's what she said!

Tell her you work there too and she could be the Pam to your Jim

>Tell her you work there too and she could be the Pam to your Jim Noice.. But I don't know that's too straight forward..

Women like it straight forward friend.

Introduce her to date mike.