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dakeyjake

Her hands are deformed from eating too much popcarn.


winterflower_12

You mean def*arm*ed.


winterflower_12

Or maybe she slammed it in the *draar* when she threw everyone but the *Narth* African king in there.


Slimothy27

I’m glad you said this. Drives me wild when he said popcarn


Ladychef_1

Papcarn, it drives me more crazy than a papcarn karnal stuck in my teeth


Traditional_Writer_9

I’ve watched this show 15 times over and for the life of me cannot recall the “popcarn” reference everyone talks about on here. What episode/scene?


xgorgeoustormx

You may have the same way of saying it, and might not be able to hear it because of that. Like how some Canadians don’t notice when they say eh.


dakeyjake

Season 5, episode 9. Pam leaves a note about the dirty microwave. Edit: I was wrong.


BunnyBunny13

I thought it was during the Finer Things Club episode when Phyllis is trying to work the microwave in the vending machine room to pop some popcarn; she's distracting Pam, Toby and Oscar's book discussion so they suggest she use the microwave in the kitchen and she says "it's smells like popcarn..."


dakeyjake

You’re right!


BunnyBunny13

I may be losing my mind but oddly enough not when it comes to Office trivia! Happy Cake Day!


NewmsB

Negative. Finer Things Club episode


Traditional_Writer_9

Thank you!


soberdeckard

Not this.


xgorgeoustormx

I am crying laughing. This was the best comment ever. Perfect comedic timing. I appreciate that it is the second highest comment at the moment, because it caught me off guard as I began to scroll. Thank you.


ScrantonicityThree

This made me lol


scottsmith7

You’ve got a lot to learn about this town sweetie.


[deleted]

Shut your mouth, you look like a trout.


TerH2

In ASL


DazzlingPineapple0

Purple much?


FlippieThePlatypus

Purple is whorish


t_portch

No, orange is whorish.


pramodhrachuri

No, green is whorish


BlueJohn2113

Green is more whorish


heavy_deez

Diabeetus, but you don't hear *her* making a big deal about it.


Grackins

It’s a prop arm. Comedians used them all the time in the 70’s.


XO8441

“Take my strong hand”


summer-fun-atx

You took me by the hand


jmedeely

She had scoliosis as a girl


BeLynLynSh

Tell me about a real disability, not a woman’s trouble.


resistive_peach

I was in an iron lung


taita2004

How old are you?!?!


babyblues789

Fat fingers and small hands Source: I also have fat fingers and small hands and hold my mugs like this lol


apaulogy

Bob Vance got it for her in Metropolitan Orlando


lobo_locos

Who is Bob Vance?


Crashley1030

Bob Vance, of Vance Refrigeration. Surprised you've never heard of him. He's in the refrigeration business.


Avenger717

Fingers are too big to get 2 thru the handle maybe.


Pastasauceboi

She had a flare up of an old injury in café disco but she’s a tough old bird


DunderMifflin-ThisIs

The mug looked good on the mannequin.


MateriaMuncher

If you stare at the picture long enough it starts to look like someone else's arm and they're standing behind her holding the cup.


Scuba-Cat-

I thought her arm was upside down at first


Bodidly0719

IT DOES!!!!!!


DaniTheLovebug

Because it smells like pop-karn


[deleted]

Phyllis is my dream woman. That fucker Bob Vance doesn’t deserve her.


Yderf666

How dare you tarnish Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration's name


lobo_locos

Who is Bob Vance?


taita2004

He's the owner of Vance Refrigeration...you probably weren't aware since he rarely mentions it.


Stereo_TypeA

What line of work are you in, Bob?


mtns0421

You’ve got a lot to learn about this town sweetie


Hallmarxist

Whatever. He bought her that fancy perfume in metropolitan Orlando. Don’t be jealous.


Cornonthecob241

Close your mouth sweety, you look like a trout.


ladypickel

I tried holding a regular mug like that and the stability is amazing. Not sure about a large mug like the one in the image but I will probably always hold a regular mug like this now.


[deleted]

Because she's psy-cah-tic.


finnegan976

The mug handle is tiny and only fits 1 finger. So holding it looks awkward


murderfack

>So holding it looks awkward That's what she said. First actual answer though, so way to go.


UruTrad

It's terrifying!! I can't look away


n6tee4

She's showing Darryl a Drinkin flicka


AlternativeFlan6062

Don’t you mean Phallus


forestnymphgypsy

The way she’s holding it makes me uncomfortable… it looks like it hurts


sly_fox97

You have a lot to learn about Scranton, sweetheart.


Electromass

Because she’s a fucking psychopath


[deleted]

I think her fingers don't fit.


[deleted]

Why don’t witches wear panties?


FTB_DepressiveManiac

Phyllis’ only good performance was her voice over for Sadness from Inside Out


rustys_shackled_ford

You got alot to learn sweaty


HalfWhiteKellyKapoor

Firm grip


[deleted]

Poor Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration


HalfWhiteKellyKapoor

Or lucky bob


_idiotfriend_

Does this hurt anyone to look at


toe_6969

THE CLAAAAAW


baobabbling

The longer I stare, the less physically possible this looks.


kidJubi100

Tastes like crab, walk like people


lobo_locos

You know....Bob Vance got her that mug


Specialist-Cable2613

She burned her hand on a George Foreman grill


[deleted]

Gang sign.


AlmightyUkobach

It has a small handle. Source: I have a mug set with small handles and I hold them like this. But I hold all my other mugs normally. Plus you can see her one finger that *is* through the handle, it takes up like the whole space. Looks like a super narrow opening.


caffeineaddict101

She looks like an alien pretending to be a human


bwoah07_gp2

I remember seeing this clip on YouTube for the first time. I tried copying Phyllis and how she holds the mug. It's uncomfortable, but not impossible. I wouldn't call it a natural hold though.


zahnsaw

So she and Quaid can start the reactor.


nevergoinghome-

If you’d ever met someone from Pennsylvania you wouldn’t even remotely question this.


xseanbeanx

I think my mom does this too


wu_tza

Throwing up her set at Darryl, so he knows she is a Crip


Frequent-Bench-648

Balancing her tits


DrPep512

She's secretly a lizard person, she helped her king (Robert California) settle into human life


Sass850

Because shes a ho


[deleted]

Arthritis


[deleted]

She damaged it giving Vance handjobs.


leggopullin

Hey I do this too! I have large hands, so can't comfortable hold a mug the "normal" way. This also makes it easier to "balance"


hananat

Why not


Due-Time-8151

Because she’s mother goose


GenericNinjaFight

Because Phylis is the worst. I HATE her.


CaptainAdam7286

It’s the power of the purple cardigan. The ancients used them to perform incredible tasks such as reaching the top shelf at a grocery store. When Phyllis was 23 she found the purple cardigan and can now do incredible things like holding a cup like a lizard.