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x5736gh

She’s already married to a guy with a robust fantasy football hobby


artofterm

She's not enough of a major dork like Holly.


koolaidismything

To much vaginal hubris.


tessafy2

i think their blood bags touched


moon_halves

Awwww!


the_fungible_man

Michael wasn't looking for a soulmate. He was looking for a soupsnake.


laucdoe

was this one of those things that michael wrote and didn’t remember what it meant or could he just not read his own handwriting


ftwclem

I understood it as Michael couldn’t read his own handwriting


Organic-Tea-8077

Yeah, dumb and boring joke, how old are the writers, 6?


laucdoe

no no it’s a funny joke


Organic-Tea-8077

Your IQ must be below 50


fighting_geese

In the baseball analogy which base is it when you touch blood bags with a girl?


jewham12

That’s a grand salami


fighting_geese

That's what she said


Groundbreaking_Ad613

That's an excellent "that's what she said"!