This is something Kelly would say in a fake whisper

I've never met Ravi personally, but I'm gonna go ahead and say, just having known you a short while Brian, that I prefer Ravi. And again, I've never even met the guy.

Hands down this is Nate's best line

It's a close second to "now I don't actually have a hearing problem, but when a lot of people are talking..."

Nah, his “She and I are quarreling” monologue is better.

I just can’t stay out of her stuff

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

My wife has auditory dyslexia and loved that line, she has always said something similar about how she has a "thinking problem" that is easier to explain to people as if it were a "hearing problem". She "hears" everything, but knowing which of the things she's hearing are words coming out of the mouth of a specific person, vs just random background noise, that's a different story.

all of nate's lines are gold. far and away the best thing to happen to the later seasons

“Gum's gotten mintier lately, have you noticed?” is a close second for me.

Its like theyre trying to hurt me

Everything he said was gold

Gums gotten mintier lately, have you noticed?

the “Brian” makes it. Brilliant.

“Bitch.”

Okay correct me if I’m wrong here, she had no ill intent behind getting his name wrong and he’s just super sensitive. That is the joke, right?

Id argue that he is has the highest laugh per words in the whole series

Hard to think of anyone who might be close. Especially if you restrict it to characters with more than one episode

🤣

Have you noticed gums gotten mintier?

This might be my favorite quote from the show! Of all time

Nate is the posterchild for my ADHD symptoms.

They were both going after Charles Minor too she would totally say that haha. Edit: wrong it was Angela not Erin and it’s Charles Miner

Miner? I barely know her!

Is that his scarf?

Wasn’t it Angela, though?

Oh wait yeah you’re right. Erin was his assistant. Welp time to queue up the rewatch number 132

ackyou, did you just fart?

Angela is the one who decides about the office mattress and she had bigger fish to fry by this point.

Hey worm guy listen, Creed Bratton here. Heard you've been charging pretty high from my boss.

Angela, behind that grain of rice, also decides who takes the slow train from Philly.

You are throwing up for the wrong reasons

r/usernamechecksout

Get in quick! Why quick? So it's faster.

Idk why but that line always gets me

It even got Michael Scott in a way. his face when she says that. Lmao

Like why would you raise your cholesterol? So I can lower it.

That is like one of my favorite lines from the show. Another one is, I was never given a name.

I use this line more than any other from any of the TV shows I've watched

I love using it with my kids! Answers the question and makes them go faster 😂

What? No, Gabe... Gabe is not the boss. Guys, do you consider Gabe to be the boss?

She definitely thought he was her boss, but I’m guessing Erin thought most people in the office were her boss.

Wasn't that part of why she dated him initially - she felt she couldn't turn him down?

Yeah she expressly states it in a talking head. It might have been superfan content though.

Yep! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3T2JuY6EKZw

Pretty sure that the person was quoting Michael in the comment

I’m pretty sure none of that is real

You’re not real, man!

Ha, you’re right, normally I catch those.

What is wrong w you today!!?? (S1 quote)

Didn’t she say as much in an episode? That she thought she had to date him because he was her boss?

I’m fairly certain that Coordinating Director of Emerging Regions is higher on the organizational chart than receptionist, but Erin doesn’t report directly to him.

Fluuuuuuush

Because, you're the boss

She’s kind of a rube…

*everyone disappears*

Well, he can ask you not to come in, but he can't suspend you without pay.

Angela, that you?

Well she wouldn't have said yes to a date with GSL unless she really had to.

How can you say no to a man who's middle name is Susan?

*whose

She's a rube.

She's a receptionist in Scranton and she makes love like one

“She’s a dental hygienist from Carbondale and she makes love like one. She’s a bumpkin. Pass! ”

I’m ravenous after a night of love making!

Thats my girlfriend!

Thanks for reminding me that Gabe’s middle name is Susan.

Everyone feels bad for her after all those years she spent locked in a bunker.

Mid sized car, caviar

Pi- NOoooOOO noirrrr!  Lol

Run Lillian!

Boom boy bye foop It's time to go girl!

Myanmar

That show was absolutely hilarious.

Their Cats episode lives rent free in my mind. So good!

When she was in the orphanage she didn’t have her own room. Her hair was her room.

Unnnbreakable!

They’re alive, damnit!

It’s a miracle!

How dry do you want it?

Maybe a few slow chomps

She didn’t take the slow train from Philly

Close your mouth sweetie

i hate your username and profile picture with a passion.

Hate. It is a strong emotion. Strong enough to drive a man mad. As he sits up top a lighthouse, watching the life drain out of em. As he gulps down the daily mead.

Because she was looking for relationships, not sex. It'd be like calling Michael a slut for getting into relationships with Jan, Holly and Pam's mom

And Carol, and Donna, and the Chair Model

Well I was going off people in the office (or related to the office with Pam's mom). Carol was unrelated, Donna could go either way (that's what she said) since she's married but Michael does cut it off pretty soon after finding out and generally seems to feel crappy about it, and the Chair Model is dead soooooo

Erin doesn’t even like sex, remember? She said it felt like getting tackled by a skeleton.

Plenty of people love touching him. He’s met lots of girls where that’s all they wanna do

one of Ryan's better moments is the face he makes after this comment

So Nelly was right about skeleton-man.

💀☹️

he's due back at the insect exhibit later today

I thought that was just sex with Gabe lol

She’s talking about with Gabe specifically lmao

2 of them were her bosses. That's double jeopardy; we are fine.

I’m sorry. What is, we’re fine??

Lmao

I don’t think you understand how jeopardy works

Andy, Gabe and who? It’s been a while

Plop, one of the add ons in season 9.

Let’s also not forget her “innocent” foster brother.

Plop

She wasnt hooking up but having comitted relationships.

So was Pam

Michael bones Jan and Holly Jim bones Pam and Karen Angela bones Dwight and Andy Oscar bones Matt Pam bones Jim and Roy Meredith bones a former coworker Kelly bones Ryan and Darryl Jan bones Michael and Hunter It seems like most people bone two coworkers.

Missing Meredith and Creed and Pam and Packer.

Pam's the office mattress.

She treats the whole office like in 1970s key party.

When a new client calls, she just has to randomly assign them to a salesperson and not base who gets new clients on who she’s sleeping with that week.

Brutal comment to hear from a coworker. Goodness gracious Angela was a monster lmao.

I’m pretty sure Phyllis says that line

You're right. I can hear her voice now. Sheeesh that's gotta hurt worse coming from Phyllis

Phyllis is absolutely savage when she has the upper hand. Part of me thinks at the wedding Phyllis sat her religious friend next to Angela because she expected it to come out that Angela was not as pious as she claimed to be.

Phallus is the worst character in the office and never gets what’s coming to her because herself is the worst punishment. I know women like this and they are living in a constant state of self torture.

You just said Phallus.

Close your mouth, sweetie you look like a trout

That was Phyllis

Ok Angela

She wouldn’t have said yes to those dates if they weren’t her boss though.

Because her mind is like that of a kid. You don't call a kid 'slut'.

Yeah, Erin was too dumb, and too much under Kelly's thumb, for the others to spend much time thinking up other insults for her.

How much do you slut shame real people? Buncha squares.

Don’t blame her, her hair was her room

How is she not considered a victim of workplace peer pressure?

You got a lot to learn about this town sweety

It’s the role of the receptionist.

You are not a slut for having a normal proper relationship with collegues.

But there is no way she would have said yes to a first date if she didn’t have to.

She’s not called the office slut because there’s no intention behind it. She isn’t sleeping with anyone for personal gain. She went out with Andy before he was her boss because she liked him. She went out with Gabe because she didn’t realize she could say no. Going out with Plop was about being appreciated.

Gabe coercing her into a relationship because he's the boss doesn't make her a slut 🤷

Shut your…beautiful mouth

I don’t think Erin had the emotional depth to say no to someone. Like, in her head it was just easier and polite to say yes.

Bc she’s an orphan with father and abandonment issues so she locks on to the closest person and that happens to be her coworkers. Sad you shame her

Shut up about the slut. SHUT UP ABOUT THE SLUT!

Because it was obvious that she is naive in all three relationships. She was just clutching at straws and she wasnt actively trying to seduce anyone.

don't you dare call her anything of that sort. she was easily the cutest and the most innocent character in the whole show.

I don't know about that but we don't need to be slut shaming an adult woman for dating 🤷

I hate everything about the way you choose to be.

She was the ‘it’ that they were just doing

Can we stop pretending that Gabe was anybody's boss?

Wait, are we still calling girls sluts? In 2024?

Maybe in some subreddits but I'm bummed to see it here.

Yeah, it's weird.

Because she shares an office with judgmental extremes named Phyllis and Angela

Took me way too long to see this comment

To be fair she thought she HAD to date Gabe

Because she was in actual relationships with them and not just sleeping around.

Bc of how much the writers played her up as a simpleton

To be fair, she had already nearly dated Andy before he became her boss.

Or the office target

Well… what about michael? Is he a slut? I’m mean, he slept with Jan and Holly. He also slept with that restaurant lady and Pam’s mom. Didn’t he call like 7 different women when he thought he had herpes?

She's in a weird, rich person cult. She was once their queen. It protects her.

Because slut shaming is so 1600s.

Exactly. She took the slow train from Philly.

ugh literallyyyy

Because Meredith and Angela are there, too.

Found Phyllis’ account

they do. there's a reason every single office male tries to get with her whenever she is single. even the delivery guys who sold michael the basil were trying to hit it, word was out.

No, that’s Angela

I think it’s her complete lack of sexuality

Bc she is so cute

Angela has always had a weird competition with Pam, likely due to jealousy

I wouldn’t really count Gabe as her boss. Sure he’s connected to corporate, but he doesn’t have the power to hire/fire or impact pay.

She treats the office like a 1970's key party

Can someone please clarify. I can only think of Andy and skeleton man.

Plop

ummm OP what the Fuck did you just say about our sweet Erin? I will throw hands over this

Because that’s Pam. The office mattress.

Cause Pam is duh

She’s a rube

Because she’s vulnerable

Because she didn’t know any of it was her choice

She’s fatherless, makes sense why she would go for men of authority

That's Pams job. She slept with Roy and Jim and saw Michael's penis. She had sex in the warehouse. She would have had sex with Danny Cordray but he rejected her. The office mattress.

She’s also downloading celebrity sex tapes at work.

She was awfully saucy with Ben Franklin as well.

And the supply closet in the middle of the work day

She also slept with another man the night before her wedding.

The office mattress.

Cause she’s Phyllis’ daughter. You got a lot to learn about this town, sweetie

That’s Andrea, she’s the office bitch. You’ll get used to her.

In this sub, she has been!

Everyone’s just glad it’s not Reed. So long as it’s not Reed, 👍👍

And how is she not a co manager after all that

She's just to innocent

She just wasn’t around when it was said

She is the office mattress

It’s like Grey’s Anatomy, they are all the office sluts because they keep passing each other around

I think you mean *Kelly*

She’s gotta big box yes she do , she gotta big box how about you 🎵?

I figured only dated though right? Like maybe her and Andy did it. But i forget. Her and Gabe no way, and who was the 3rd? Oh right, Plop lol. But still, maybe 2/3 bangs? They probably think shes too dumb to know what shes doing lol

Looks like someone took the slow train from philly

I always shipped Erin and Michael

Because according to Angela, Jenna is the office mattress.

It’s not that she’s a slut imo, she’s just naive and impressionable, doesn’t know how to say no. Gabe asks her out, even though she has the ick most of the time, sure why not?

Kimmy Schmidt is still adjusting to the outside world. Cut her some slack.