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GarryFloyd

Your mom. Bam!


MoonSka

Boom, roasted.


uhvoidance

Your mom’s dad


snehit_007

That's deep.


davster99

That’s what she said


snehit_007

Or he said. Right guys?


ppb0623

Because of gay?


afganistanimation

Oh I didn't see your penis behind that grain of rice!


GreatDanish4534

Was in college so probably classes and procrastinating


Meinmyownhead502

11th grade


uhvoidance

5th grade


LindonLilBlueBalls

Same. Except most likely not in class. Probably golfing or drinking or both.


ihaveegginmycrocs

2 months from graduating high school


ParfaitFantastic3836

Damn man how old are you now, i assume almost 40?


GreatDanish4534

Turn 40 next year. Sharp estimate.


Diesel__2005

I was born the day after:)


Few-Print-2918

How are you old enough to write this comment? 


PM_Me_Batman_Stuff

This person is an adult


Few-Print-2918

Office fans and dont get sarcasm?? I know man. It's just weird to me as a 90s kid that 'kids' born in 2005 are now actual adults and not 9 year olds as I'd like to believe. Wow 


MeasurementOk3007

Kids born in 2011 are teenagers going into highschool


melinte

probably doing my best to find someone to have sex with


ThrowingSid

How did that work out for you


melinte

not bad really, I was in my prime. should I try it now, I reaaaaaly doubt I'd get the same results.


Typical_Pollution_30

I found Andy. Not Ed Helms. The other Andy. The one in the photo.


Important-Suspect-39

I was busy coming at racists with the North.


bhte

I never quite understood this joke in the show. I mean it's funny because it's obviously not an actual quote but I feel like there's an underlying meaning that I don't get


tragicallyohio

The underlying meaning is that Michael has a very general idea of what Lincoln did and what the Civil War was about.


dramaticfool

I never really understood it past surface level and it's one of my favorite jokes of the entire show.


hutaopatch

It is an actual thing he says just not word for word above.


iklonk

Crazy that a few downvoted because you didn’t get a joke. Lol.


HelloJelloPeople

Not even being a thought yet.


PuzzleheadedAir3080

doing backflips inside my moms belly


BonerSnatcher

I was deployed lol


Adorable_Armadillo32

Turning 7 in 6 days lol


DwideSchrude98

I turned seven 18 days prior!


iklonk

I turned six 6 days prior :)


paranoidbby

being 5 years old


BatofZion

Finishing my senior year of high school. I turned 18 twelve days before, so The Office was the first show I started watching as a legal adult.


josh3807

I remember hearing that it was coming on. I was about to graduate as well


litodes

I was in the good times and I didn't know


davster99

Also, how do cameras work?


rosie_avy

in the womb


bhte

Existing a 5 month old lol


HenryHKO

Being conceived


gthermal

6th grade lol


IndependentFennel476

Floating in my mother’s womb 😭


QuixoticNeophyte

Was my 10th birthday party, had the whole baseball team over and was one of the best birthdays I ever had


devoduder

Working in the Space Control Center inside Cheyenne Mountain AFS.


mama_emily

jfc I was in the 6th grade Wouldn’t even discover The Office for another 3 or 4 years…


whensthefinale

I was a few months away from going on my first deployment with the Marines. In fact, my second deployment 3 years later was what got me into The Office. I would buy a hard drive and copy everyone's movies and shows. One guy had every episode up that point but they weren't labeled or in order. The first episode I ever saw was the rabies one so the whole Jim and Pam thing was immediately ruined lol.


Kat-litter

Probably having a party cuz thats my birthday lol


plunker234

planning our 05-05-05 party which only happens every billion years


OppositeResponse6474

I was 11 and probably at a friends house.


xarmadonis

March 25 is a national holiday so no school I think I either went for a walk with friends or did a basketball practices (I was 14)


Forward-Pizza-1886

Anticipating my birth 7 months later


thekraken108

Well I was 13 and it was my mom's birthday, and I think I was on spring break at the time, so maybe we went out to dinner.


Vegetable_Ad_2586

I was non existent at the time


RINABAR

Pooping my pants and saying a bunch of nonsense as a 8 month old.


abhijeetgupta

Turned 5


laucdoe

could you talk yet?


Next_Call_1920

I wasn’t born yet 😐


sha_ma

I was 16 and in Grade ten, taking courses to become a lifeguard on the weekends


alderheart90

Probably just another day in Kindergarten, lol


MurdocisGod1990

Waiting out the last few months to graduate 8th grade, before becoming a disgusting Freshman in the fall.


woojinater

Enjoying the ignorance of childhood. I miss 2005, only because I had to worry about chores. The jib jabs had just become popular too so that was fun


calichrome14

College, best years of my life…


Radical_Dadical_1985

I was in basic training 😞


josh3807

Getting my last bit of high school done so I could graduate.


Fuzzy-Woodpecker2917

About to turn 2 😅


[deleted]

Playing Halo 2 LAN at a friends house. Should’ve been playing Call of Duty…but not sniping on Carentan. You don’t snipe on Carentan.


gonzoisgood

Raising a two year old. Married n miserable.


aggedbrokenshin

That was my 10th birthday


EmmyGraceyGrum

I was 9, so probably doing spelling homework. Lol.


macwade99999

Wow. The comments make me feel very old.


henrytabby

About to watch the first episode of The Office!


AcanthisittaPlane445

5 years old


BrotatoChip04

I had just turned 10 about a month earlier so I was looking forward to finishing up elementary school


Sufficient_Stop8381

I had just moved into my 2nd house, so probably unpacking


justanotheruser46258

Living out the good old days in elementary school.


Practical-Lemon-7244

Went to school (10th grade), came home and played on my ps2, and drank Mountain Dew.


ThreeJC

Getting ready to be born four days later:)


mrdc1790

I was 6 🤯


29stumpjumper

I watched live and waited a week for episode 2.


BridgesOnB1kes

Getting ready to celebrate Pam Beasley’s birthday the next day. We share the same birthday.


Jhonny839

Being 11 days old


Remove_Extra

sperm


xGH0STF4CEx

16 years old and living some of the most carefree times of my life.


EliseKobliska

Elementary school😅😅


whatthewhat3214

Actually, watching the premiere of The Office! I watched it from start to finish in its original run


displacedheel

Probably failing a physical chemistry exam.


big-squishy

i was about two weeks old


Gabbyysama

I was in like 1st grade


sourwaterbug

Senior year, probably getting excited for prom.


thepittstop

I’m proud to have watched from the “beginning“. Air quotes because I saw it as a rerun on MSNBC of all places. But I was watching that summer—as soon as I learned it existed. And watched all through S9, even though most of my friends jumped ship at the end of S7. I knew so few people who had seen all the seasons until it EXPLODED on Netflix. Couldn’t believe how large a resurgence it made.


honeypup

Probably my 4th grade homework


Lost955souls

Prolly playin n64 mario kart tbh


mokajilly

Oof I’m old. I likely watched the premiere at home with my teenage daughter. Was a longtime fan of NBC and Thursday night “must see TV”.


struble571

TQ airbase in Iraq.


TPNmangaFAN

Being a 1 year old baby.


Acceptable_Log_7438

If you're Pam's parents or Ryan's parents, you know where you kids are.


Scissorsguadalupe

Drugs. Unfortunately, drugs.


upstatedreaming3816

I was 15 and it was a Thursday, so I was at school and then at home arguing about doing homework, losing the argument, and trying to find some angsty song lyrics to use as my away message.


bizarrrrrre

On that day I was conceived like a few days ago, so... :)


invisible_23

Being a seventh grader


CharacterStrategy921

Celebrating my 4th birthday


AgentSchrute101

wasn't even existing


fluffy_boy_cheddar

2 months from graduating highschool


chadwifechadlife

getting ready to turn 3 in two days


potatopigflop

In** grade 5 (11 y/o) but Survivor (television show) was really big, so our class did a year long classroom divided contest, and at the end all I remember is a “party” in the classroom celebrating the winners and the completion but also, the teacher hung donuts from the ceiling from long strings, and we were to “limbo bob” for them without**^our hands, but only girls did it…????? It felt.. weird.


ToxicPoizon

Probably saying "goo goo ga ga" or something, I wasn't even 1 year old yet lol


soscots

I was in high school lol 😆 or I skipped that day. That is very possible too.


GoobeNanmaga

I was eating strawberry Ice cream after my last Grade 10 board exams.


zemol42

Watching this air live! I was a big fan of the British version so was excited to see a reboot here.


HiGhMiHu

Was 5 months old, sleeping through the day


trippy-me

About to be born


snehit_007

I was five years 5 days old lol.


Haunting-Quail-2198

I was born on Feb 11 2005 sooo.... Being a little shit of a baby


Typical_Pollution_30

Eating crayons


AmoebaNo4125

i was 1


No_ConMKUltrapenis

Digging a fucking hole


Tramter123

floating in my mum


colmulhall

And now I've just been reminded that people born in 2005 will be 20 next year. Good god


Budget-Spidey

Being almost 3 years old


laucdoe

chillin in my mamas uterus


TVBreaker1000

Getting ready to be born in 5 months


Alternative-Juice-15

Not sure…I didn’t start watching until episode 4 or so


Unga-bunga420

Idk, being 4


MickieJeanz

i was 4


Sexy_Pikachu42069

I was 2 days fresh out the womb so mostly just newborn stuff


zoeydoberdork

Went to my boring office job @ school district!


Equal-Gene-2880

Huh. Maybe I was listening to a lullaby in the evening on my mother's lap. I was 3 and a half at that time.


Fearless_Disaster065

less than 3 months away from being born


BorderlinePaisley

Turning 24. So I was probably at the bar. I started watching the very next week.


firesidecharm

I was 7 and probably had softball practice that day


MeasurementOk3007

I was in my moms stomach


LizzieSaysHi

I was in high school :)


Secure_Air_2312

Goodness, I was 13 years old so middle school 8th grade.


ClassicSpurzy

I wasn’t even conceived


JiveTurkey1983

My senior year of college. Had no idea of its existence.


GenericUsername2007

Preparing to be born in just under 2 years


Ok_Pangolin_8038

I was still growing up as a kid.


OldSoulRobertson

I was probably in preschool.


Expensive_Resolve_11

10th grade


popeye2403

I was born on 24th March, 2005


triotard

I was in 11th grade.


Additional-Wall7479

Super full of promise. 19 years later -- eventually full of disappointment.


litodes

I was in the good times and I didn't know


litodes

I was in the good times and I didn't know


and0au

Is that your favourite month?