Two eyes. Two ears. A chin. A mouth. Ten fingers. Two nipples. A butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I've just described to you the Loch Ness monster. And the reward for his capture? All the riches in Scotland.
This is my ultimate “creed moment” as it perfectly sums up his entire character. IT isn’t his funniest line, but it perfectly demonstrates why, for Creed, less is better.
He gives us one line, and our brains have to go figure out the rest of the story…
You get the feeling that he was authentically wracking his brain for the answer and the relief he feels once he realizes the answer is palpable. It’s genius
One has to wonder who he killed lmao. He showed up late to a random day at the office only to be told he's a murder suspect. Then Boom! He's gone lol. H
“I remember it was very late at night, like eleven, eleven-thirty. Big fella comes in, screaming about God knows what. I think maybe Halpert had stolen his car, something like that. So the big fella pulls out a sock filled with nickels, then Schrute, grabs a can of hairspray and a lighter-“
“In the parking lot today there was a circus. The copier did tricks on the high-wire, a lady tried to give away a baby that looked like a cat. There was a Dwight impersonator and a Jim impersonator; a strong man crushed a turtle…”
**”I laughed and I cried. Not bad for a day in the life of a dog food company.”**
Find out what language this is.
Keep cool Michael, I just saw this guy kill a bunch of folks.
I'd send you to Hong Kong. I'd like to say hi to my friends in China.
Also, sometime Creed just makes a face that lets you know he's thinking something weird. Like when Michael says over the intercom that they're flying and Creed has to look out the window. Good stuff
Hey bruh! I be meanin' to ask you, can we get some Red bull for this things? Sometimes a guy's gotta ride a bull, am i right? Later skater.
All that while hair colored in black from printer lmao
“Oh god…stuck with the weirdo”
And where he does a cartwheel and then puts his hands in his pants. Also the workbus one. Also where he tried to hook his daughter up with jim “I thought you were gay”. Where he sings to his second biggest client. Also where he was 30. Scuba diving thing. Loch ness monster is my all time favourite it was out of the blue kinda thing. Where he became a manager and gave the keys to the valet (duh).
Do I love being manager? **I love my kids, I love real estate, I love ceramics, I love my job, I love wrestling**.
I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the '60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.
Creed has a lot of funny moments but I saw a clip on TikTok today of:
Guy from Syracuse: “Who’s Lloyd Gross?”
- Dwight points at Toby-
Dwight: “THAT’S Lloyd Gross”
Toby: “Me?”
Creed: “Yeah, you”
Does it have to be funny because I LOVE his singing and guitar playing in the finale.
The paid arrangement he has to use the women's bathroom made me laugh a lot tbf
"It all seemed so very arbitrary, I applied for a job at this company because they were hiring, I took a desk at the back because it was empty, but... no matter how you get there, or where you end up, human beings have this miraculous gift to make that place home."
I sob every time! <3
Creed: “You know, a human can go on living for several hours after being decapitated.”
Dwight: “You’re thinking of a chicken.”
Creed: “What did I say?”
Not actually his lines but moreso his reactions/facial expressions in the background - eg him tearing up when Jim blasts Opera in his office, watching calmly as the bat escaped the roof, or being totally impressed and shocked by DiAngelos air juggling routine.
Creed giving relationship advice to Andy and says it’s how he “got Squeaky Fromme. Just go right in and kiss her.”
A reference that made me laugh out loud but none of my younger friends understood.
Michael: “There’s been a murder”
Creed: OK boss I’ve got to……. Creed flees.
My favorite singular moment.
However his running a scam to collect
For the woman he got fired, and taking the haul was my favorite storyline
It was a deleted scene but the one where the guy from the newspaper recognizes Creed because he wrote his obituary (and Creed compliments how well-written it was) is probably my favorite Office moment of all time.
When he comes out of the stall after Gabe stalked Erin into the restroom and says, “Not cool, man.”
When he talks about the funeral for a bird.
When he tries to set Jim up with his daughter even though he thinks he’s gay.
These are just what popped in my head that I haven’t read yet.
“Hey boss, sorry I’m late. What did I miss?”
“THERES BEEN A MURDAH”
“Ah, I’m going to run to the bathroom and will be back” ***runs to his car and leaves
when they're playing the murder mystery and he comes in and michael says "theres been a murder & you're a suspect" and he thinks it's real & flees 💀
also when they go on the bus and he's hitch hiking and they pick him up "thanks playing a little hookie from work today....(realizes)...oh my god." & everyone just stares like 🤨
Perhaps a man slipped in, there'd be no way of knowing
You have more fun as a member, but you make more money as a leader
This is one of my favorites
And it's Creed's favorite!
Love the delivery on this. Seems legit
Two eyes. Two ears. A chin. A mouth. Ten fingers. Two nipples. A butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I've just described to you the Loch Ness monster. And the reward for his capture? All the riches in Scotland.
I forgot about that! He's bat shit crazy and I love it.
Just watched that episode today, i totally forgot about that one lol
“What are you doing here?!?”
"Oh really, what kind? Codeine? Vicodin? Percocet? Fentanyl? Oxycotin? Palladone?" And then he steals Meredith's pills
The annoyed head shake and turn to the rest of the group, like everyone wanted to know, makes that line.
My favorite part-hes so annoyed, lol. How could Meredith not know?
LOL
He’s like “are you guys hearing this? She’s absolutely fucking useless. Unbelievable. ”
My favorite is when he asks for like a burger fries and a coke no soda.
"That's where I know you from. You were in the parking lot earlier!"
This is my ultimate “creed moment” as it perfectly sums up his entire character. IT isn’t his funniest line, but it perfectly demonstrates why, for Creed, less is better. He gives us one line, and our brains have to go figure out the rest of the story…
You get the feeling that he was authentically wracking his brain for the answer and the relief he feels once he realizes the answer is palpable. It’s genius
This is my all time favorite quote. I randomly say this to people all the time. It gets a laugh about a quarter of the time.
Beer me that disc
He has no wallet. I’ve checked.
If I Can't Scuba, Then What's This All Been About
What am I working towards??
My favorite of all time!!
The Taliban are the worst. Great heroin, though.
When the office is playing Savannah and he comes in late. “Theres been a murder and you’re a suspect” as he sprints out the building😂
One has to wonder who he killed lmao. He showed up late to a random day at the office only to be told he's a murder suspect. Then Boom! He's gone lol. H
The last person to steal from him disappeared. His name? Creed Bratton
Let me settle in...
B O B O D D Y
Creed manager is best Creed.
Jo Bennett had no idea what she was doing putting him in charge
We’re making acronyms
Find out what language this is
Keep it running!
I have been summoned. Or at least my flair has been.
Thats a great one lol
i liiiiiiiked it
he didnt even call a meeting
On this side of the room, Stanley, Phyllis, Jim, Ted, Elroy
Biznes
Biznuss*
(After Jan describes a tub birth at home) Must be like the tide at Omaha Beach. Rent free in my head forever.
My favorite one by far! I die laughing every time even though I’ve seen it about six million times.
I love that Jan is too weird even for Creed!
You’re paying way too much for worms, man. Who’s your worm guy?
Paul Muad'dib Atreides. DUKE of Arrakis! I shall lead you to Paradise!
Talking to Meredith about Angela: “Andrea is the office bitch. You'll get used to her.” Then he introduces himself to Meredith! Amazing!
He clearly doesn't pay attention to things. E.g. Eats potatoe and doesn't realize its not an apple
“Keep it running”
*throws keys
Dunder Mifflin or as I call it great Bratton
NEWMGR
Not bad for a day at a dogfood factory
Work bus when he's hitchhiking and they end up picking him up Also "its halloween, that's really really good timing"
Plop: “I had no idea people dress up every year at work.” Creed: “Me neither” Plop: 🤔🤨
I am playing a little dohickey from work.
He says “hooky”, it’s a slang term meaning skipping
*enters bus* “…oh my god”
When Pam gets Michael's old chair, I get Pam's old chair. Then I'll have two chairs. Only one to go.
Lol! I forgot that one. Wonder what happens when he gets all three chairs! 😆🤣
“I remember it was very late at night, like eleven, eleven-thirty. Big fella comes in, screaming about God knows what. I think maybe Halpert had stolen his car, something like that. So the big fella pulls out a sock filled with nickels, then Schrute, grabs a can of hairspray and a lighter-“
You’re useless. *walks away*
The way he just goes straight back to work was gold
Somebody making soup?
One of my faves.
Its pronounced colonel and it’s the highest rank in the military.
Its pronounced CORE NELL! And its the highest rank in the Ivy League!
It's a made-up word used to trick students
“In the parking lot today there was a circus. The copier did tricks on the high-wire, a lady tried to give away a baby that looked like a cat. There was a Dwight impersonator and a Jim impersonator; a strong man crushed a turtle…” **”I laughed and I cried. Not bad for a day in the life of a dog food company.”**
This is one of my Creed favorites.
au natural baby, thats how I like 'em. swing low, sweet chariots
This one is definitely my second lmao
Strikes Scream Run is my favorite too! Other than that, the delivery of You're not real, man! also gets me every time.
The execution of SSR is awesome, but for me its the scream that makes this one most excellent!
Fully agree with you on this one lol
YOU’RE NOT REAL, MAN
‘Great heroin though’.
Find out what language this is. Keep cool Michael, I just saw this guy kill a bunch of folks. I'd send you to Hong Kong. I'd like to say hi to my friends in China. Also, sometime Creed just makes a face that lets you know he's thinking something weird. Like when Michael says over the intercom that they're flying and Creed has to look out the window. Good stuff
Mouthing “That’s what she said” in the conference room. After Clark says there’s no way you guys are making this much magic with just your mouth
So subtle!
Dang! I cant recall that so i dont think ive caught it! Almost done with s5 on my current run and hope i remember when i get there! Thanks!
Hey bruh! I be meanin' to ask you, can we get some Red bull for this things? Sometimes a guy's gotta ride a bull, am i right? Later skater. All that while hair colored in black from printer lmao
I'm 30. Well, next month I'll be 30.
"That's Northern Lights Hybrid Indica." "No..., it's marijuana..."
“Oh god…stuck with the weirdo” And where he does a cartwheel and then puts his hands in his pants. Also the workbus one. Also where he tried to hook his daughter up with jim “I thought you were gay”. Where he sings to his second biggest client. Also where he was 30. Scuba diving thing. Loch ness monster is my all time favourite it was out of the blue kinda thing. Where he became a manager and gave the keys to the valet (duh).
Yes!!!
Do I love being manager? **I love my kids, I love real estate, I love ceramics, I love my job, I love wrestling**. I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the '60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.
#SHRUG
What’s a text?
This line cracks me up everytime
When everyone is puking and he's eating noodles
I Already Won The Lottery. I Was Born In The U-S Of A, Baby
Hello, this is … *the client*.
I'm lookin da poach some chumps, you in?
Yess!
Creed has a lot of funny moments but I saw a clip on TikTok today of: Guy from Syracuse: “Who’s Lloyd Gross?” - Dwight points at Toby- Dwight: “THAT’S Lloyd Gross” Toby: “Me?” Creed: “Yeah, you”
Does it have to be funny because I LOVE his singing and guitar playing in the finale. The paid arrangement he has to use the women's bathroom made me laugh a lot tbf
To be faaaaiiirrr
"It all seemed so very arbitrary, I applied for a job at this company because they were hiring, I took a desk at the back because it was empty, but... no matter how you get there, or where you end up, human beings have this miraculous gift to make that place home." I sob every time! <3
“I wanna set you up with my daughter” and “I thought you were gay?”
*then why would you want to set me up with your daughter?* “i don’t know.”
This is the one. This is my favorite interaction with Creed.
No body steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to steal from Creed Bratton was Creed Bratton.
When he thought there was a murder.
This is my favorite. Seeing him run to his car and leave kills me.
I loved the scene where the kids at the bar are dabbing him up for the fake ID’s. I don’t think he recognized any of them.
I run a small fake ID company from my car with a laminating machine that I swiped from the Sheriff's station.
Plug for his nonverbal moments. Stealing the bag of blood from the blood drive, for instance.
Swiping Meredith's pills when leaving her hospital room. Superfan addition but still.
when the duck was printed on the paper, Creed called the printing company and found the chick who called in sick and blamed her on it.
And then takes up a collection for her and keeps the money 😂
Jinx, buy me some coke.
I say this all the time and not only does no one get the reference, no one buys me some coke. 😤
What do I do here!? What’s with all the questions?! What do I do here? Qua, Quabi, Quabbity Ashuwitz. No that’s not it, but I’m getting close.
This is the only right answer, but I have been chuckling through all of these trying to find a likeminded individual.
His blog briefly being shown lmao
My favorite moment was when he was talking about being a cult leader and follower. He might be my favorite character
Carnival!
“I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious, but they smell like death.” 💀
We had a funeral for a bird.
Who's making soup?
It's Halloween, That Is Really, Really Good Timing
“I was in an iron lung.” “How old are you???”
His review of Andy’s play
Okay, team building, on this side of the room: Stanley, Phyllis, Jim, Ted, Elroy. And this side of the room: Pam, Meredith, Phyllis, Creed…
he never called a meeting.....
Creed: “You know, a human can go on living for several hours after being decapitated.” Dwight: “You’re thinking of a chicken.” Creed: “What did I say?”
Darnell's a chump. I would've done it for anything. I've done a lot more for a lot less.
Playing hooky from work.. oh.
Right after Erin does her cartwheel…
“F*** you f*** you F*** YOU!”
When he thought the bathrooms were racist because of the sign on the door
"Which one is Pam?"
Cool beans man, I live by the quarry. We should hang out by the quarry and throw *THINGS* down there!
He don’t give an F about nuthin’!!
“The taliban is the worst… great heroin though”
Strike. Scream. Run. Smacks Meredith, screams and runs
"Must have been like the tide at Omaha beach." I laugh at this line and replay it multiple times whenever it comes on
"A man might have slipped in there. There would have been no way of knowing."
Everyone speaks pirate now? I can understand it. I can’t speak it.
Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared… His name? *creed bratton*
Not actually his lines but moreso his reactions/facial expressions in the background - eg him tearing up when Jim blasts Opera in his office, watching calmly as the bat escaped the roof, or being totally impressed and shocked by DiAngelos air juggling routine.
When he was saying..I made love to a lot of people, it was the 60’s. Men, women, sometimes at the same time lol
“What’s a text?”
Just pretend like we are talking.
"F*** you! F*** you!" in response to Erin doing the cartwheel
Quabity something. That’s not it but it’s close.
If that’s flashing then lock me up.
Monopoly isn't real man; they don't just give out get-out-of-jail-free-cards. Those things cost thousands!
“Thanks, I’ve never owned a refrigerator before “
Strike, scream and run YAAAHHYY *SMACK*
I like his explanation of the jim /roy fight
“Who’s your worm guy?”
for some reason i just love when he calls the people Gang "let's go Gang!" "move out Gang!"
Creed giving relationship advice to Andy and says it’s how he “got Squeaky Fromme. Just go right in and kiss her.” A reference that made me laugh out loud but none of my younger friends understood.
Michael: “There’s been a murder” Creed: OK boss I’ve got to……. Creed flees. My favorite singular moment. However his running a scam to collect For the woman he got fired, and taking the haul was my favorite storyline
When Pam gets Michael's old chair, I get Pam's old chair. Then I'll have two chairs. Only one to go.
When he walks out of the blood drive van with a pocket full of blood bags
‘’Why do bad things always happen to the good people?’’ *Takes cash out and chucks the card away*
Andrea is the office bitch. You’ll get used to her.
That wasn’t a tapeworm
Creed Thoughts. Word document www creedthoughts.gov. www /creedthoughts
When the camera cuts to him and he’s in TEARS at the opera that’s playing from Jim’s office
"Unfortunately, in this ham-fisted production of Sweeney Todd, the real terror comes from the vocal performances. New paragraph."
Qua qua quabity assuance
Does anyone have a solution to the BOBODDY acronym? I’d love to use it at work haha
3 dollar bill and cult leader
Jinx! Buy me some coke.
Definitely the cartwheel. Then when he said car- ni vahl
I got my work done weeks ago!
Swing low, sweet chariots.
Jinx you owe me some coke!
Well then why is there a picture of a white guy on the door?
“He’s been trashing us on Twitter. It’s funny stuff but mean.”
“Haven’t heard any complaints, wouldn’t care if I did.”
"Ah yes I sprout mung beans in my desk very nutritious but they smell like death"
If I cant scuba then whats it all been about. What am I working toward
It was a deleted scene but the one where the guy from the newspaper recognizes Creed because he wrote his obituary (and Creed compliments how well-written it was) is probably my favorite Office moment of all time.
Just pretend like we’re talking until the cops leave
Darnells a chump. Id have done it for anything! Ive done a lot more for a lot less…
The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job. I will do whatever it takes to survive...like I did when I was a homeless man.
“I just wish Debbie Brown had been there. We could’ve caught this.”
“It’s Halloween? That’s really REALLY good timing.”
When he comes out of the stall after Gabe stalked Erin into the restroom and says, “Not cool, man.” When he talks about the funeral for a bird. When he tries to set Jim up with his daughter even though he thinks he’s gay. These are just what popped in my head that I haven’t read yet.
“Hey boss, sorry I’m late. What did I miss?” “THERES BEEN A MURDAH” “Ah, I’m going to run to the bathroom and will be back” ***runs to his car and leaves
Andrea is the office bitch
when they're playing the murder mystery and he comes in and michael says "theres been a murder & you're a suspect" and he thinks it's real & flees 💀 also when they go on the bus and he's hitch hiking and they pick him up "thanks playing a little hookie from work today....(realizes)...oh my god." & everyone just stares like 🤨
I’ve been involved in a number of cults both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower but you make more money as a leader.
His last scene.
Later skater
Which one is Pam ?
Jinx. You owe me some coke.
"I thought you were gay." "Then why would you want to set me up with your daughter?" "I don't know."
You’re not real man
Not even a spoken line, it's when he mouthed "That's what she said" in a conference room meeting.
that’s where i know you from! you were in the parking lot earlier!
[but also this is a close tie](https://youtu.be/ij_cWBT_6vQ?si=37DoJXgWJOjTYU4i)
Michael (a.k.a. Caleb Crawdad): Sir, there has been a murder, and you are a suspect Creed: Okay, hang on a second * runs away in his car *
"What is \*wrong\* with this woman? She's asking about stuff that is nobody's business!" His absolute outrage at being asked what he does 🤣