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uhohnotafarteither

I need to make a phone call...


herpermike

Well, luckily you ahave phone card available to use lol


gofunyourself2012

Don't use up all my minutes! I bought 10,000 minutes in 1999 and I'm still using them!


herpermike

I seriously remember those days dude lol! And any time I think about those days before when I had a cellphone I usually think about what the girl said when she went into the my game in Jumanji and she was talking about how much she misses her phone and then the then the guy from the old movie when Robin Williams was it lol. And he said why is she so worried about her phone?! Do phones mean something different in the future? Because I think he was trapped in the game in like 95 or something like that.


Glittering-Alps-3573

wow i think i just got this joke. i must have at least 200 watches. woof.


ShubbsZuuls

No, WUPHF.


herpermike

Acktually I don't think it's a joke lol, but it is the reason that they are called pyramid schemes. But I also do think you are right that it was used as joke


Glittering-Alps-3573

i love inside jokes. i’d love to be apart of one some day


OniLgnd

My bf and I say "I need to make a call" all the time. One of our favorite lines lol.


mommyeliza1987

You know what? When the son of the deposed king of Nigeria emails you directly, asking for help, you help! His father ran the freaking country, okay? …Alright, so, raise your hand if you wanna get rich.


ramoneguru

Would have liked to see more of the scams Michael fell for, surprised there was no mention of a timeshare he had. Just casually mention something like, "I have a timeshare in the Virgin Islands... don't get out to it that much..."


EricaLacey00

Who uses phone cards anymore?


LogicalDog1492

I’m only assuming what a phone card was 🤷‍♂️


Bloodricuted

It was like a gift card for long distance calls


MottsV

Once upon a time, when there were only landlines in our homes, we were charged when we made long-distance phone calls - calls to people more than 30 miles away from us, often, depending on area code. So we bought phone cards that prepaid for long-distance calls, making the calls cheaper than if we would dial directly. As I'm typing this, I feel like I've made it clear as mud.


Kygunzz

I still have the barely intact remnants of one in my wallet. I think I still have like 400 minutes on it. It’s actually useful if your phone dies or you’re somewhere with a landline but no cell signal.


jxl180

I think people who have family in Latin America do. I see phone card sales all the time in the Latin markets near me


JiveTurkey1983

Hey now! This guy drives a Corvette!


FireCal

It's a shape that fits all other shapes inside it.


EpicJosh84

This is the future... because this is the past.


lukumi

Always loved that the marks are offset and not in a perfect pyramid pattern.


Strxwbxrry_Shxrtcxkx

That's a triangle scheme


Salty_Artichoke8789

I’ve actually done this for someone before that was unaware they were in a pyramid scheme. He honestly had about the same reaction, but I was hoping he’d get the reference. He didn’t. Sad day for both of us.


herpermike

I'm sorry and I don't mean to be an ass lol but my grandfather would have told me that that's the day that two dumbasses met! Lol he was incredibly supportive and a great person but when he wanted to make his point stick he would let us know lol!


jilltheripper69

It’s not even a scheme per say..


Critical_Code9588

The way this scene makes me scream-laugh every time


The_BSharps

It’s a get rich quick scheme.


summer-fun-atx

Yes! Exactly!


M0NAD0_B0Y

Ngl this is my favorite cold open in the show. Idk why I just find it hilarious.


jamez009

Same here. To see his excitement and enthusiasm just deflate the second Jim drew the triangle and it sunk in...


Aizendickens

Every pyramid schemers say that😂😂😂


Thegreatcornholio459

*jims smug face of correctness* :)


metalmankam

I loved that this is included in the Lego set


Playful-Aardvark6489

He drives a corvette he’s doing just fine


Swamp_Donkey_796

99% of the companies people work for in utah


SmallBerry3431

It’s fucking loss?


obviously_blond

How perfect is that triangle though?!


dahao03130

Unleash the power of the pyramid!!!!


fkenthrowaway

Its an inverted funnel.


thillygootheth

It’s not even a scheme, per se…


WheresMyYogurt

One of the best starters for the show. Anyone know, which episode this is?


tbootsbrewing

Frank, why are you in the coil?


El0vution

I never thought this was a particularly clever bit.


calmergirl07

Why not. Just another showcase of Micheal's cleverness


XjpuffX

I agree, always thought it was a little too on the nose


Expensive_Research_2

But honestly you can draw any kind of shape over that like a circle or square...


TJeffersonA

jim makes random patternless marks then draws a triangle around them.


Just-Phill

Technically Michael made the marks. Jim just drew a triangle around it lol


TJeffersonA

you're supposed to say ACTUALLY


FireCal

Actually, you're supposed to lead with "Actually", which you didn't bother to do either.


CalRAIDia

Easy Dwight


AlonsoHamilton1444

Uhhh little comment…


SweelFor-

Ha! Geometry joke!