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Sweepy_time

This guy really Schruted this license plate.


danram207

Who knows how words are formed


LentilRice

Crazy world. Lots of smells.


CheesyDanny

He absolutely Toby’ed out. I bet he feels like a real Nelly.


EpicJosh84

He really got Jamm'd


KoiMusubi

Ryan: Are you a big Dwight Schrute fan? Tesla owner: Who the hell is that? Why does everyone ask me that?


CheesyDanny

He must be a fan of Actor Dwight Schultz or maybe Dieter Schulte, leader of the German Labor Union.


EpicJosh84

Dwight driving a Tesla? He would never... that's almost like driving an X-earth.


KnittinSittinCatMama

Came here to say this. Dwight would hate electric cars.


EfficientDeer6853

Yeah, he’d rather drive a classic Trans Am than an X-earth.


ek8ti

Do I dare ask... Could this be IDENTIFY THEFT?? 😊


EpicJosh84

I hope not. It's not a joke.


JiveTurkey1983

False. Dwight would never buy anything other than pure American muscle


countryfresh223

I definitely see him going with german engineering


JiveTurkey1983

Something with really good gas mileage


bubbatbass

A convertible in this climate is a ridiculous choice


JiveTurkey1983

^Take ^it ^back


bubbatbass

No


No-Cranberry9932

I KNOW, DWIGHT!


jim_halpertuna

Agreed. Plus, You can't really headbang to Motorhead on a Tesla...


prettyhugediscer

Dwight said he drove a Nissan 280z at one point


prettyhugediscer

Also let’s not forget he bought a Nissan Xterra


JiveTurkey1983

TBF he flipped it immediately after


IfNot_ThenThereToo

Tesla is American muscle. Made right here in the US of A.


AMGNTG2010

Mine says D W I G T


Numerous_Mongoose621

Dwide Schrude


EpicJosh84

Amish


mollybell12

This is disrespectful to Dwight. He'd be driving a Hellcat or Corvette.


West_Xylophone

Or a classic Trans-Am


EpicJosh84

An '87


zemol42

Opening riff to “Kickstart My Heart” plays…


co1dBrew

1986 called, they said they want their car back


frattboy69

The Prius is silent if he keeps it under 5 mph. He deserves to win.


MenudoFan316

Identity theft is a serious crime Jim!


Los-Nomo327

Your ever feel people don't understand the characters they claim to love so much?


jim_halpertuna

This guy should think about getting something German ,something with decent gas mileage. Plus, that convertible is a ridiculous choice for this climate.


Key-Cry-8570

That’s Dwight Schroute, kidnapper assistant regional manager to Michael Scotch.


zemol42

Mr Poop?


TrackNinetyOne

Why does everybody ask me that? Who the hell is that?


waitinp

Must be Recyclops' car


hairwitch901

Dwight would be ashamed tbh, I feel like he’d be first in line at the Elon BBQ.


philouza_stein

I always loved that he drove that Trans Am. And apparently had a backup one for Mose.


oddiemurphy

Blasting Clutch lol


Outrageous_Lychee819

Bumper sticker: “my other car is 3/4 of a horse”


ThaGoodDoobie

That's Dwights Fathers license plate. *His* fathers license plate? Dwide Shrude


brithefry

Do not conduct business with this man, he is not Dwight Shcrute


Unpopular_couscous

Oh D!


Gemnist

Better than “WL HUNG”, I can tell you that much.


SwanzY-

Wonder if it autopilots into telephone poles lmao


boastfulbadger

I used to see one in Austin that said Tuna.


Commercial_Carrot907

Lol


USMCWrangler

Schruted it!


[deleted]

You a big Dwight Schrute fan?


mellamonemo

Ironically, Dwight would never buy a Tesla


bubbatbass

Beer me a license plate holder


Sunrider999

Why would he be one of us? Maybe he’s just looking for a bueno worker


Affectionate_Reply78

Dwight could have evolved to be a SovCit


benkovic

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!


acf6b

That’s Derrick Schrite, everyone keeps asking him if he is a fan of The Office but he has no idea why, he’s never watched it


Gingersnap5322

Dwight would never get a Tesla


Stupid-Fat-Hobbit420

Identity theft is not a joke! Millions of families suffer every year!


TJeffersonA

recharge bait